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BOISDWOIYB mock. I5l.1'l.'lB, on Inunaua 1, us: mu `day of APRIL. next. at. ? 0'0 ock p.m. M ` N. DYMENT. ' B1'u'rie.iMa.roh22. 1888. _13-15 President. BO ARDERS WAN'l`El)-'-Nice room; end board for 4 gentlemen, rivate tamilf. central locality, with use otbat (hot and co d water.) Terms moderate. References naply 1301185. Bertie. , Oh, -that this heartless end would write A poemgrand, an essay ripe ; l d makehis work an awful sight Could I but set it up in type- Thatgbase compositor. N 0 punishment can be too great On earth for such a sinner base ; I wonder what his fearful fate Will be when he has run his race-- That vile oompositor? IV U , Into my theme his `feeble lore, . With all the canning of his craft, And then leaves out a lineor more? .Th_e sly compositor. ' Who chuckles at his own mistakes, Intentional, devoid of wit, ' And who is happy when he makes An interesting mess of it? ' The mean compositor. And when the proof to him is sent ' With allvcorrections noted plain, -, Who is it still on mischief bent - V That lets theerrors all remain 2' The dread compositor. VI IIII Itll WlI`ilIllX ln'lII'lIXI'U My ohoioeet thoughts to mutilate, And vetetbe hope behind the cart T. `And that f_o.rR..!=I to PFI9N`.`? v: 3, l - Wlto` l1,th"eb:-i[giit iieaji . That I for weeks to write hue toiled, And jumble them, and never use The carelessness has spoiled? The rude oompoeitor. wmmolu mu. m1aee`in~tu- hem Mu ..I...:.....a. u.-.._I.4._ L. __;.:|-;- W ho wickedly to ` ___In_to _Ipy_ them!) lore; < When me mad cnnam; Iho g.vo}nom Outorin, wjaezfnsbj iveef "am, we gm her omens. A Whenelhe ms` Child, she cried for Caatorig When she beoune Mine, she clung tecuetorio. `.l.`EEN_ HE GAVIEER A REST. cnuncu Amiooussm ._;.;__,_. :___ ___ _--- . , ,2-, " _ ' ff! QTKEQYTE- - V wr,a:;=: $2`? -1 CORE 3&"`.~`4"'z;; t.ur"`5.&`.'i,' ' The only Taper Machine Grround'Cross Cut Saw in the rMa.rket. Cooper s Runner. L Silver Steel. Thin back. Every Saw same gauge. 13 Gauge Face. 18 Gauge Back. FULLY WARRANTED. - I-Uuvns BROS. { DR. HOUDEIVS` COMPOUND. Take no. other. Sold. everywhere. Price. V7 cents per bottle. -x-g ---up-sun`--.1-uisll _0!@!jA!0,1|IN..9!Bl TTTCIII -Itif juuu uu Sold everywhere. Price 25 and '50 cents 5;,` bottle. Proprietors and manutactnrera. THE UNION MEDICINE C0.. Proprietors. Toronto. Ont. wnnLs,_mDg_wuuLs2 sun mu-n: & A.GOIDEN1`. as. 00.} ROYAL rm1;4m_s, 00.. A LANQABHIBE Emu ms. 00' :i_ngmp cauee'ea.' Pi6p6rt'y `noun: and A - V Sold.` ' = 2 Jusrlyggonren :3. J. :1:-*J:-'.?.1:-.%c3a: 1ai, I General Agent. Bothiwellh Blook.'Ba.1"x"le. Ont.` l FREI-:MAN's| envs'rAL PALA(:_E_sTOREs nToN:YTL:r%o 9-<%>AN ',i if VpJTNLoP%s'rmn1i:'r. Razor: and'Sbiasor's G1`-o'mid_a.nd' at on short Notioa. .- .. _ . J -` OU LVIE RWE_|.L 8 AHAIB GETTING & SHAYING PABLOB El |-|-EII _5 |cbAK"_;;'_f_LLown%| {or Coke T111611 -"lij 4 Cqtjjj w- u WANTED. ' mu-mi x-s t the highest 'ro`ronu5.puoe H'0Iqh Paid to|'-._HId6I and Sklnlf brought. to the Tannerv. ' . V at: _ . W.1ICBOS88cGO' npwpznso LYE 99 PER CENT oved. hard stock- p the d the ncy of May do for a stupid l;oy's excuse; but what can be said for the parent who sees his child languishing daily and fails to recognize the want of a tonic and blood-purier`? Formerly, a_ course of bitters, or sulphur-and molasses, was the _ rule in well-regulated families ; but now all intelligent households keep Ayer s Sarsaparilla, which is at once pleasant to the taste, and the most searching and effective blood medicine ever discovered. J. Castrigllnt, Brooklyn Power Co., Brooklyn; . Y., says: As 9. Spring Medicine, I nd a splendid substitute for the old-time compounds in Ayer s Sarsaparilla, with a few doses of Ayer s Pills. L After their use, I feel fresher and stronger to go through the summer. A r sV Saisa arilla 7 YUIKECI WIIKUIIUEWIQ YECIIO Ready for use in any" quantity. For making Soap, Softenin Water, maln- tectlng, and a hundre other uses. Acanequals 20 poundssalsoda. Sold by all Grocers and Drugglsu, a.w.%axu.::-r. - fcoaoxwoazmcmcaeo. IISIICU. HUI` lUl'll.lCL' uculbu. J. uuu Aye: E Sarsapanlla a most valuable remedy for the lassitude and debility incident to spring time. ,4 T IV....A.._2...I.4. 'I')....-I-1_.._ Y).;....._ I`- -5--."I_ i -()zSZi'I1?JZ}.3VA1%'I:.IE HOTEL, uuvvnvt t\'\ nmnmmm ' Nathan S. Cleveland, 27 E. Canton st.. Boston, writes: My daughter, now 21 years old, was in perfect health untila year ago when she began to-complain of fatigue, headache, debility, dizziness, indigestion, and loss of appetite. I con- cluded that all her complaints originated in impure blood, and induced her to take Ayer s Sarsaparilla. This medicine soon restored her blood-making organs ` to healthy action, and in due _time -restab- lished her former health. 1 nd Ayer s Rarqunarilln R mnnt valuable. remedv for PREPARED BY Dr. -J. c. Ayer & co., Lowelvl,-Mass. Price $1; an bottles, $5. Worth $5 a bottle. Purely Vegetzble. Highly Concelitrated. Ple_aa_an_t._E ectua.l. Sate. ASK FOR Did n t Know t was Loaded - jun :19: Punssv, stsfoicest, BEST: Rnndv I-`nan nu: in and nnnntltv. 'Il`nII M I - _:evo:_= unlit) pun wwuu-vu pa. HODDEIV8 `AT Itslxsounm mas. N'_ LA. S T ! BJLRRIE. WlO..0QO LB8.'.OF' --r4 `j. -- n 4 pojnnso mver uumpuunu, Dyslgeuaxa, ilionsness, Sick Headache, I Kidney Trpubles, Rheumatxsm, Skin Diseases ` and all Impurities of the Blood from what- ever cause arising. Female ` `fnnbnnnnnn and General Debi- ! 61111516 | `Weaknesses lity. |cunEs! Liver Comphiht, Dysnenaxa. 75 : We have just opened out a large consignment of the `celebrated ACME CLUB SKATES : SKATES, SKATES z BUILDERS HARDWARE, BLACKSMI'l`HS , CARRIAGE MAKERS AND MILL SUPPLIES MGALLISTER, STORY & GO. Is now goin on. and will continue for the next month. for we must have money for our retiring nu-tum-_ n will have bargains for every one. These are GENUINE ANNOUNCEMENTS. `sheep llaup _ After a. business partnershlf of fteen years. the firm of PURVIS BROTHERS has resolved to dissolve. The dissolution w_ 11 take effect on March 31st, 1888. Our Mr. David Purvis. will on that date retire tram the business. but the business will contmue, and be conducted by Mr. James Dan-via All parties indebted to the firm MUST PAY UP AT ONCE, and any claims remaining un- paid on` the above `date, will be handed to our Solicitor for oollecuon. 13 30111 on. and Wm conunue 101' um nu. nor. 0 will have be. am: every R WE ALWAYS D0 W AT WE SAY. ANNOUNCEMENT EXTRAORDINARY General Hardware .' best Oilfor Maomneryu inade by M00014. BROS. Sc 00.. Toronto Wh9n'bn_yingaaktorL .4 A __ ' _" TO FARMERS AND TH RESHERS.-Z-`-i'(I`iiie 6LL's LARDINE M`AI-nus % 9[L. JOSEPH OAfITION.-Any dealer round qollliag other 011: as Lax`-`dine Oils will be in-odocutod my ' BEAVER SAW WORKS, Hamilton, Ont. '9 SOLE AGENTS, BARRIE. ,, utuu` n chm ; .1 "LL:. I All sizes and qualities, and at a very low price. DISSOLUTION OF PARTNERSHIP. Funerals furnished com- plete. Caskets and Col- UNDERTAKER. A SPECIAL DISSOLUTION SALE! CIRCULAR SAW. DUNLOP STREET, SOUTH SIDE. Onposite Jae. Strong's. BARBIE AND s1'39_gp_, SI..A.'I'ES ! Is complete in every line. Remember our stock of CARPENTER AND PURVIS BROS. -:--oOo ' BARRAU D l THE PHUTHBBAPHBB, D Bothwe|| s Block, Barrio 9 smm WORKS Aim sIfo15v ROOM, ~ ?OoLI..:::a12..s'::'., EA 11311:: `COEFINSAND GASKETS on ALL KINDS 5` In stock or Made to Order. And all';u:e;':l,Requisi:ses-F1;r;:.i;l`1e , r V Orders by Telegraph or Otherwise, Promptly attended to. ._ ` G. 0..DOLMAGE, Manager, Stroud. _._____.- j-___.. .__- .._-..-up. a-\1\f\-3 from $3.00 to $5.00 pet dozen. Permanent enlargements by a new and beautiful process. FIRST PRIZE BARBIE FROM l88| T0 I885. _!.EI_GIlTON, , ."s i'"3s' r%h."? ext we retiring _These CABIN ETS iggcongregatlonal Church Caskets 00(- ceive careful attention. find of various designs snd pricer always In stock. All orders will re- COLLIER ST.~ BARBIE. OPPOSITE THE way to arming ut the era of mem- iate of. nalysis enetr t and ..___ I but ` n} Floods in Europe. V Europe is suffering from an unusual over- flow of its rivers. 'l`he Elbe, Nogst, Vistula and Oder cover over a hundred miles wide in many districts. Forty villages and hamlets have disappeared, miles of railway are practi-T A sally at the bottom of new lakes. Eight, thousand persons are homeless and ruined. Much of the land can never again be drained. icebergs formed in the rivers, dashing away bridges, dikes and embankments, crushing houses as if they were egg-shells, drowning cattle and even persons who were unable to escape the suddenness and velocity of the floods. A whole district in Northern Hun- gary is also inundated, the rivers having de- stroyed alldikes and swept away about twenty villages. Floods from this Szamos river have completely surrounded the town of Fehergyarmat, where numerous houses have fallen in fty villages of that district, which is converted into heaps of ruins and thouszinds of the inhabitants are left without` shelter or food. The Theiss and other rivers are threatening other districts. The loss of property and lives cannot now be estimated, out the proportions will b_e large, N16 U IJUU UD RI-ILL SUV ' LUI "IJUUlIIlIH UCIIKIQIUD Many femaie geese even cling to white skirts. which are just so much paper in the min. Then out she goes. In half a. block the backs of her legs from heels to knees are saturated. - Her skirts are muddy - and drag led, and her temper is ruled and out bias. f she chance to ate , as often she does, into a puddle. her_ `thong ts, if not her language, grow smoky. ""`L uuuuAu5%u u.cu.uuv-" I.` IIluuIu.GulI"- 1' xuguu, xi ippant liar -Garotter-Groteaque-Hy :joc_r'ite - Idiot-'- Infamous- Inhuman-_- lnsu ting- ;3..aw-breaker-Lily-livered coward-Murder- Q/I. --Meanest of the human race-Ma.licious M alignant- Miser-able-- N at-row- Odious ~--Outrageous--Pilate- Priest hnnter- Piti- 1nl-Rufun -Reckless- Reviling--- Ridicul- ous - Slanderer~ Snob-'-Swindler--Sybarite Savage - Shabby - Shameless -- Spiteful - '1`hief---'1`iger s heart wrap: in a woman : hide - Tiger-lily- Tor-turer- Tyrant-~ Unapeak- ably contemptible- Venomous `reptile-'-Vem triloquist -Yacillating ~ Vindict1ve`-' V1le-- Wrigqlcr. V There are just three` things` for which a woman envies 3 man. The first is a secret not to be told, the second is the ability and power to go out whenever he feels like it at .uix:ht, and. the thirdvis his being able to get ..'tl0Ilg,Wlth()J.1t rain-soaked petticoats slap ing at hrs heels. A man : legs always loo so comfortable in wet weather. He puts on heavy shoes. . thick socks, turns up his trou- sers and strikes out. A woman on. her mis- erable clothed supporters, has thin stockings, tight boots, and good-for-nothing sandals." Mun cnIv\n`A manna nlvnn n`u.nn `A n`y:-C- ll colorg, n expen- red Ply- ` Innnnink -MLIUIIHIIUD` ll I-IUU IICI 5331633 `F HIUVV WIIIUE Q 5 I .7 " ' * If we could only wear the literal as well as the gurative trousers, especially on rainy days, we might keep as sweet-ten pore: as the opposite sex are atteringly sup- pose to. " One of the most astonished and most pleased women-in Pittsburg is Mrs. Wilson. She is about 40 years of age, yet she has just received her third complete set of natural teeth. About six weeks ago she had all the teeth on her upper jaw drawn, havmi pre- ' viously lost several of them and was an erina 1:-om violent aches in the rest. The inten- tion was to have a set of articial teeth made as soon as the gums hardened. The wounds healed up; and Mrs. Wilson rejoiced in the expectations of soon having art take place of nature. But soon the gums began to swell and get sore at a tearful rate. Lancing the gums showed that a brand new tooth was forcing its way through. A few days showed a full upper set of solid, whiteand service- uable teeth forcing its way through. The teeth are perfect in every way. | .JLLJ.LUuL a Bloody Ba1four--Bomba the Little --Black- guard -' .Beastly'-- Blundering - Boastful-- Brutal --Cromwell the Second--Callous-Ca- lumnioue-~ Cold-hearted -- Cruel-- Deapot-- Dn.stardly- Despicable --Deteatable--`Dr si_n- .-.:d of all his manhood-Elfem1nate-Exe- u-ab1e-Father of lies-Feminine-Ferocious .--Flinch'mg--Fra.ntic- Fraudulent-- Fllnnt, 9`. Ennnn H gr _{`1-nrncnu-..n.rn.nnn u1n_,ITn n'o.n-4: L- A Third set of Tooth Without the Dentin. A Rlvalot the '_1`oronto Globe. '_ , United Ireland, the Land Leaguers organ of Ireland, is a. most worthy companion for the Globe of Toronto, in vituperative energy. An exchange has picked up some of these. gems, and placed them in alphabetic order, zind one would almost imagine that it was the Deacon pelting Sir John McDonald. Thcfse eloquent epithets were applied to Mr. 3311.1 our : - _ 1-- 13.11.---__ n-...L- u..- run, `as. . The I mperisl Government ?oontemplotee asking Parliament for an advance of $5,000,`. 000 under the Aahbour-no Act. All the ooun-. cries represented at the recent sugar bonntief conference, w_ith the exception of France," nave sent rephea to`t_he Brmsh Government favorable to the nbolmonof the anger boun. ztiea. T ` ' .cr1moo and Ac'oaao`n`Q-ru-o." flood and stonn-P1okod up we T World Over. ` `Rather Die Than Beg. Four unmarried sisters, daughters of the late Samuel Aaron, Mount Holly, N. J. , and a married sister, Mrs. Wiegand, lived for, severalyears in a small house in that place. It was not known till last Sunday that they ` were starving to death, that in fact Miss Mary A. Aaron was dead when kind neigh- bors came to their relief, and Mrs. Wiezand was so ill that she died "shortly after their condition was discovered. A-thirdsister is in a precarious condition. The women were too proud to- ask assistance and preferred death to charity. Forty years ago their father l was known` at Mount Hall a as -a prominent educator, a gentleman o ne literary attainments and pastor of the village Baptist church. nnrnnxnas or ALI. sonfrsarjnonn LXI` A3l\AR . H1TaH'r smmnai pnmm Anevolutlon in Tannin. T A newly discovered process of tanning `leather promises to revolutionize the busi- ness. By its manipulations a hide can `be tanned in two hours `and shelf. `where `it requires six or eight weeks by the old method. The leather tanned by the . pr - cess is soft and pliable, and is unaffected by water. It can be wet thoroughly, and upon being dried is as soft and pliable as it was previous to the soaking process. Another remarkable fact -- about the` method is the small amount of room required toperform a. large amount of work; As much work can be done by this method in a building` 20 by 25 feet as can be done under-the` old process on a plot of several acres. --v- -. uuuyugggvg unto aaauyvool I UllU'CDVIIO - The Imperial Federation League vs I bnnquet Wednesdny night in honor o `Lord Stanley of Preston. the new Governor- Gen- eral of Canada. Lord Rosebory, who pro-o a 1 so have V nuv 3QWlll6Ilw|WVIlUI The Government has .decided not to_ hold examinations for the civil service twncie 5 year as formerly. but to have one annual examination. The usual examinations in Many will therefore not takeplace, thoughit is likely they will be tixedfor some time the summer. j-i'V Lord Stanley and Imperial redbrqgiqh. - '!1l....1..._.-..:_I m-.:__-;:-_ -r _ April 5,` V ctvuservxoo mxaminatxonj. !1........._.._.._L 1.-- .I__2'.1_.1 _.g.` 1.. Why Women Envy Men. rment. ' -almost everything in its Ipm, =99! eoui*Ium`uo _do:j:w==u:Iigiv'ing or uncertain` y as to the remit o Lord Stanley ssid his endesvor would beto , brinnbout lietwee_nOsnndI {bud thqhother V 9n.wy t!{9,.;H'_' 996.. 90!,`-3 xv! trons; . - . Mr. Dobell, of Canada, said the first prin- fPP9 . oiple by _,which _ ,._ a `dad loyhlty-to England, ho. pouls for` Canadian independence. a.Ku_neu's'.l`o:-,n,I_ilo.',.'.-V Ninnescah. Kingman County, Kansas, was almost utterly destroyed a few days ego. by a tornado. Itstruck the town and dqtroyed, . cm only three houses standing in" tlie` whole place. Two churches, ve stores and fteen dwellings were torn topieees, and the ying timbers killed three persons and mniued, 17 others. The" victims are Mrs. J. C. Williams, with her infant. killed; Geo. S. Hardesty,` killed; James Williams, both legs broken and several, bruises, will probably die ; Charles Gordon, fatally injured. ` rlfeeringf - T39 '1'1P.1|9'l! War.-. , - . _ The Pan telephone company in St. Louis was served on Wednesday_ with a notice by the Bell telephone company to account to them at once for `damages sustained by them through the use of the Pan -telephonesin that `city, and to surrender their telephoneinstru-y ments and apparatus "within ve days under penalty of damage suits for infringement. The Daily Railway smash-up. There was a collision on the C. R. P. be~ tween two frieght trains near Grandines, Quebec, a day or two ago and an ugly smash- up was the result. Fortunately the engineers and remen jumped in time and there was no loss of life, but considerableloss to rolling stock. A lot of English immigrants are de- tained in consequence of the accident. A A Battle Expected. An engagement between the Abyssinian and Italian` forces is imminent, but the Ital- ians will wait the attack; The Abyssinian army, which is advancing in three columns, will concentrate at J angus. The Italian ont- posta are contiguous to the latter place When Italian and `Abyssinian meet, then comes the tug of war. - . U, Uuluu e horses of their ed, and be `borne . on th`em ! xlsslnxthe 1-approx:-.-., 1 V Among the divorce` cases` decided in 3 Chicago court recently was one which origi- nated from a novel case. The wife had `a. pet dog of which she was very fond. One day the husband entered `and found her kiss- ing the dog. -On his reproving her for such conduct she said the -loved. the dog better. Ohnn ml-`A `award Edna Thain Inga Q Inn! all!` n U_|ll-IVIKIUU HIJD BCIIC VII-IV 'l\JVF\ul~_ UIIV U5 IJUUUUI . than she loved him. There was a row and a separation. . The divorce was granted. ` Another lining not-ror. About 4 o'clock last Thursday afternoon two explosions occurred at mine No. 6, Rich . Hill. Bates County, Kansas, which wrecked the mine and buried over a hundred miners, who were cut off from all means of escape. The total loss of life will be st least sixty. The place is 100 miles south of Kansas City on the Missouri Pacic Rmlwny. It is in the centre of a coal mining district.- Scott : Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil, with Hypophosphitea, is a most marvelous food and medicine, It heals the irritation of the throat and lungs, andogivea esh and strength quicker than any other remedy known. It is very palatable, having none of the dis- nnvnnnkln nnltn nf than nrnn pllt III! in ll Vl:l'y puuwnuxu, unv uvuv VI. Iuv lun- agreeable hate of the cgrde oil. Put up in 50c. and Sllize. - - Q dlvbw VI vjvnqv A mob of women in Constantinople sought toobtain arrears of pension due to their hus- bands from the Government. and besie ed the oice of the Minister of Finance. he Minister was secreted to esca e the fury of these Amazons. The mob ki ed a woman, who was advising them to make their de- mands qnietly. a ` A neguumvo cannon names: to be no- II-`I133 W IIUUIHIUI-I ICVUIGUIV UV UCJ UUIIIQ WC I{UInI' dered, $250,000 in $1,000 bills would be left 5 the recorder : residence. There was no signature to the letter. Recorder Smyth `said he had no comment: tqmake, and that none seemed toube neceugsr . _ _ , ' Ialtanrlbe? Recorder Smyth, in the -Court of General Sessions, New York, on Thursday, made public a letter he had received, which: was marked personal. The letter said that when a decision favorable to Jay Gould wa`s'ren- An-sgt` .0Kn nnn :-\ Q` Mn k:n `\n`A A`- I. ivai-Iuvgyv twuuuu-v - u-wwu--cw-v cw -yv ---- . e . union. _ The -Legislative Council of Nova Sootia, which the House of Assemblywants to wipe out, refuses to be wiped out. Last Wednes- day, by a vote ot 11 to 8, it defeated the bill which provided for its abolition and which had been passed by the Assembly. _ The Way. of the Transgressor` is Hard T Detective Fahey, who after a trial [lasting twelve days, was convicted of robbing a Grand Trunk oice at Montreal in connection to fourteen years in the St. Vincent de Paul I Penitentiary. with a. combine of thieves," was sentenced U1! Uuugu r food. '.I'heWeek s_!'a1lures. V The business failures during the last week, as reported by Dun, Wiman`& Co., are,,for the United States, 212 ; Uanada. 81; total 243, as compared with -259 for the corres- ponding week of last year. A Sad Prospect. How many weary, broken down invalids there are to whom? life is burdensome and whose prospect is sad` indeed. The nervous debilityr and general weakness of those aliot- ed with lingering disease is best remedied by th . . . . . A neanxggoratmg and restoring properties. of U: 11: D` 4 A Family Friend. , .. . Den Sin,---We have used Hp `std : Yellow Oil for ubro throat and colds`, (1 al- ways can-depond.on it to ours. We tho use it for more shoulders onvour horses. .Mra.. . Xigilf waqnvv There are many people who ado t health and diet rules when attacked by ' ease of the stomach. liver or bowels, this. is quite right, but those who addto vthia. treatment the use of B. B. _B. according" to directions, make sure of being quickly and easily outed.- lirevauinu sickness. T `Rheumatism, Neorslgis, Sore Throat, In. smmstionl and Q6iIg"esti.9n, Are _, 999 13'0- valent at this season 02 the year. a.gyard s Yellowoil Is the best external and internal remedy for all these and other troubles. lI.-.I.-I Some time ago boiu'g veryjgroatly troubled with colds and coughing. I_wer'1t to the drug store and got Hagyardb Peotoral `Balsam. In a. showtime I was yvell, ,I1 have found it a sumoure and um thonkfull,l:ha.1: I used it", dud nowowould not be without it. E; A. Sohuefer, Bgrlin, Ont. `A-In g aunts IIAQAOI A1w.ya`1:;-"'tx'Q".%'7o'L':u'.Le it iu""thg cheapest in the had, and hot 'only.iI Burdock DIAAA n.'u..... J-Inn kn-In unnhnn Irnnan `nu ohT.Ip'e'.'%`in as and, Burdock; Blood -Bitters the best medicine Jknownaior ; -I` -`--.-.-.3- p`:nn--n- C-`mg EL--u-pl. luuu-Dxwurl will IJUBU IIIULIIULIIP `nuuw .: vs :11 chronic diseases of the Stomuh, Kiduiaalyof. Liver and Blood. but it is really the oheapeuti as it needs lens to cure ind cares more quiokiy ithan any other remedy. V Foodlor Gonsunuumptives. _D l'\-_I `l'3_____ I'll f 36w to 8370 Money, Furious women. Wit and Humor . The church belle is sometimes found in the choir. T ~ (xpchampion light weight--the average coal dealer. ' . It seems appropriate for J ay Goul{i s house to stand on the corner`. _ pz:per$ia17'e aciking_of the credit due to women. In Barrie they like to have the cash._ wico-'i`s-1':he only thing that needs a. blanket. round it to keep is comfortable in warm weather.` _She of the ehti-alaqg soeiety was president, And, therefore, twu with` diidence that mm:-I:iha.hm-. I want 9 ;'&'7.:!n7s'% Fed? . T mt an-nu, vuvgvxvlv, 301;? wuu-I uuuuvuvv llunll - oourtihghev` I went ; . I feared that I might drop a word or phrase V *1 that might otfend. And to my hopes of winning her thus bring I a speedy `and. ` I kept a guard upon my tongue, and every -rand T wniahn L RUFU I alllll QPUII III VUIl5KV' G553 VVUIJ word I `weighed - [Meet carefully, while I my erdent love for } her portrayed. `I praised her eyes,-her hair, her lips, her 3 teeth, which ihone like pearls, I ` In language chaste described her as the non- pareil of girls ; \ To Helen I compared her, and to Aphrodite, 1 ' ' `An 0 ' I` said ql;;:L)`6 visa boundless, and forever Innn V Ahll L DCIVI III IUVU VICE UUIlIl\LlUDD, Elllal LULUVUI V Wtilld be true, Andwound up by informing her I to her nnl\:IAt` Ann Wanna up Dy luwrunng net .1 W net A hand gs ired, T V On which she rapped her lily lxds and said : ' "You make me tired ! `can't help it ; that's all. When a. woman 13m, it's because she I nun: - ' ""7 " I """ `*7 ` A cotn trust haggeen organized. This is M runnipg the thing into the ground. N _ ,1-`u, _ - _.; L_`II_2____ _p LL- __A_j:;` -ft';l_1;1'e a adything 1 lile, said Brown, as he came yawning out of church, it's a. finish- _ed dnsoourse. ` Women V -, 'oexitre}liet0_ry. ex.-eetnreu. When they qayhey will give you; piece of their mind they give you no peace. A ._._._ -,,__ I____ ._ -L2.I2..._ R_LL 2.. LL- ` A. man meylhave an abiding f-ai't.h in the `honesty end virtue of his fellow men, but he doesn't show it when he play: poker. uld be r with lowing ee that e fruit orough 5"". ' 8' L A slight "o;t:e_ni>roves thfe-Vthherunxner of 3. com lainto which maybe fatal. Avoid this resu t by taking Ayer 3 Cherry Pectoral, the best remedy for colds, coughs, and an `throat and lung diseases. 'i`Minnie--j`} apa. whet i_s Volapnk 2" Papa -_"VYh'y, its the umversa} "Ian uage." Mmme-But who speaks It? apa- "Nobody. `f I I ' ,_, I _,. -1I,_-_ L-II_!.- gealed bacon; TA` lady hearing `her father talking about the price of pig iron, naively asked whether pig iron was petried pork or con- 3`-' 11 an 1, _1,,_'__L __'.__u_:k.. 1.--; :n_. `n"1'*3-1'1er;3'r`:V;i'll _do almostanything, but it` cannot exist _if the blood is impure and moves aluggishly `in the veins. V There is no- thing so good for cleasing the blood and im- parting energy to the system as A er s Sar- saparilla. Price `$1. Six bottles, ". Sold 1.... .J.uuunu6-.. W CULIIIKIO I. L] I \ ilzyydruggists sanitary science. _ We have received four essays from the American 2 Public Health Association on matters to health. They are rize essays that owe their existence to r. Henry Lomb, of Rochester. The are as follows : (1) Healthy Homes an Foods for the Working Classes, 62 pages, by Prof. V. C. Va.u%han, of the University of Michigan ; (2) The anitary Conditions and Necessities of School Houses and School Life, 38 pages, by Dr. D. `F. Lincoln, of Boston; (3) Disin- fection and, Individual. Prophylaxis against Infectious Diseases, 40 pgges, by Major G. M.l_Sternberg,lS urgeon `S. Army; and (4) The Preventable Causesof Disease, Injury, _a.ndeDeath in "American Manuiactories and .W9rk8h _' s, and the Best , Means and Ap- liances or Presenting and Avoiding Them, "9110,-895` - Mr. _GeorgeH. Ireland, of Springeld, ass. . , While popular injstyle they are strictly seientip and -ought to be in every home in I n on . . ' . . HULUII IIl,I-IU , we land. 3b- DUDLEY. VSIGNPAINTER ! noo'|iKfhiiiuT6'ii;Wnan Aunman. `DESIGNS, DIAGRAMS AND A sumo. ' X TIONIADE._ ` ..--:-.--_._._-._ .?__T" N 'rIcm'ro 8HAREHOLUERS-The aqn I General Meeting ottho Barrie Guacam- pang (L win behel in the Oomvan '3 Omce. Bot two In Biook. Bu-rle,'ou THURS AY, the Inn: an at APRIL.Lnext.. 1 nan. * eed for in and e albu;