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have you heard scientist claim that each kiss short ens life three minutes life may be shorter but oh how much sweeter youth are you a hero worshiper girl friend oh no sometimes i hate myself a faint heart hasnt the ghost of a show where there is a strongarm ed rival little girl what is the mortar board i hear mentioned so often teacher ill try to explain al though it is a mighty complicated matter a mortar board carried by a builder often has cement on top and worn by a college professor often has concrete under it quality val u e and poker hands tbo i foreign powers try to discover secret of plane 30 dont quit fight failure fearlessly however hard youre hit put on the armour of a knight re solve never to quit or if the uphill climb is steep know- that you now are fit to conquer every obstacle resolve never to quit patience faith and bulldog pluck will help you do your bit no matter- what the task may be resolve never to quit mike if i should break into your cellar do you think the coal would chute pat dont know about the coal but the kindle wood men are not satisfied by merely looking like monkeys so they con coct queer tales 5f2u ma s3 wife after guest had departed that fellow is the worst bore in the whole country husband yea i think he was or iginally intended to be an auger and was born a man by mistake many a woman whose face was her fortune now has a daugher who re lies on her bathing suit it pays to roll your own with turret fine cut cigarette tobacco we recommend chanteclek or vogue ci ff tt scents used as crime solution modern sherlock holmes will be human blood hounds deciding guilt boarder this egg is bad landlady well what do you ex pect when you come down so late for breakfast during the reading of the minutes of the last meeting is a good time to unload that new story if you whisp er things might get better too if we gave less thought to what the world ewes us and more to what we owe the world stenog- this job boss well you stenog thats just the trouble i think ill just walk off nobody is holding wife of justice of the peace walk ing her husband dear a young couple down at the door wants you to make them man and wife are you going to do them a favor justice of the peace yes im go ing back to sleep if hes a whiner the best way to get at tho seat of the trouble is with the toe of your shoe nurse to new father well youve had an addition to your fam- iiy man tho deuce nurse yes twins how did you guess it vancouver b c modern detect ives will track their quarry in the same manner as do the bloodhounds criminals will be tracked and their guilt proven by scent this startling announcement is made by inspector j f c b vance scientific criminologist after a period of intensive research in the laboratory of the police bureau of science here where he has performed many mir acles in the business of solving of crimes the term human bloodhound is no longer a misnomer it may be used literally declares inspector vance we will actually convict the guilty or free the innocent by scent for centuries the ability of the dog to scent his masters footprints and follow them through a maze of other prints has been a mystery to scientist and ayman alike mother nature has been given the credit of having endowed tie dog with a keener sense of smell than man and we have let it go at that lesson of dogs each dogs master must leave a scent peculiar to him or the dog will not follow it and the dogs keen nose detects the characteristics science has duplicated the action of some of the other senses so why not a duplication of the action of the sense of smell classified advertising tobacco tor sale rg1xia nnd burloy leaf tobac cos 5 pounds pipe flavoring 100 postpaid donald fuller kingsville ont t co the age at which a boy becomes a man is when tho old folks stop deal ing out spending money man my motherinlaw always puts another leaf on the table when i stay for dinner friend you must go away full man no empty its a lettuce leaf radio investigate our courses in rndlo television sound broadcasting oper ating etc before seeking training elsewhere radio college of canada limited dcpt wl s03 hay st to ronto that depressed feeling is largely liver wake up your liver bile with calomel modern girl vindicated the modern girl is jsut as ad mirable a person as her mother was at tho same age and in somo re spects she is a good deal nicer this is on the word cf sister laurentine director of nursing in st francis hospital pittsburgh attending a convention of the catholic hospital association of the united states and canada sister laurentino told how she has had direct supervision of more than 800 girls trained as nurses in the st francis training school we get these- girls at the flapper age she said and they are as fine a lot of girls as anyone would want to meet there is no reason to bc- licvo all the things said about mod ern girls some of them may have vices but they are- no worse than the girls of other generations this is what might be called ex pert testimony in tho modern girls favor quebec telegraphjournal w have done this in the bureau of science in 65 positive tests and with some further research our method will soon be put to practical use what we have done is put invis ible odors into physical form so that they may be analyzed and examined by scientific instruments and their peculiar characteristics ascertained inspecto- vance made his startling discovery while working on a theory that identification of criminals might bo made by pigmentation of their skin surfaces left at scenes of the crimes he discovered that exudations from the human body carried peculiar odors and these odors differed in per sons and remained for some time where hand or foot were pressed tfle odors were left even by a shod foot or a gloved hand ctassification how to examine and classify the odors was tho problem faced by the bureau subtle chemical solutions were pre pared after much experimenting these solutions were sprinkled over spots where footprints were left and were allowed to vaporize as they vaporized they were examined through spectrascopes and under ultraviolet rays it was discovered that vaporizations from different prints broke the spec trum baud of the spectrascope in dif ferent manners they fluoresced with different colors under the ultraviolet ray for better examination of fluores cence a pscelal ray machine was de signed it is a combination of ultra violet and xrays when the research had progressed this far practical tests were made on the laboratory floor of the science bureau jprints of test subjects were exam ined analyzed and classified then the subjects valked over the floor on which a number of others made prints easily found solutions were spread over areas where it was thought the subjects had walked and as the chemicals vaporiz ed they were examined in 65 tests of this nature tho prints of the subjects wero found without difficulty had any of these subjects been suspects and tho laboratory floor the sceno of the crime we could have pro ved that they had been there declar ed inspector vance tho solutions used must bo cares fully mixed and aro very volatile and highly explosive a matter of further research is pre paring these solutions so that they we have reached the stage where we may be called human blood hounds says inspector vance and those who have followed his amazing work in recent major criminal cases and heard his evidence given in the various courts of british columbia aro quite ready to accept his state ments as fact for more than 20 wears inspector vance who can write a number of imposing degrees behind his name has been analyist for the city of van couver his services were often required in poisoning drug and liquor cases and this work put him in touch with the police then some years ago a news paperman persuaded him to go farther in chemicoiegal work ho applied his chemical and analytical ability to cases of robbery and murder and he made an intense study of ballastics soon vances ability as a scientific sleuth was recognized and he was gi ven the honorary rank of inspector and attached to the police depart ment summer night from where i sit obscure in the closely knit shadows of an old oak tree i can see the silhouetted boats that glide in and out of the wide harbor and the fctars that loik doiui deeply as if they longed to drown themselves in such cool tranqjility i can also see the mark the moon has drawn across the dark water with opalescent chalk and the night is so still that if i strained my ear i think that 1 could hear the nonesense that the moonbeams talk sylvia meech in the christian sci- enco monitor britains fastest airplane secret closely guarded pilots of other nations dis play curiosity london a group of foreign air ex perts who are visiting london re cently made a concerted attempt to proo britains greatest air arma ment secret at hendon aerodrome nw ail the diplomacy of air ministry offi cials was taxed to prevent the over seas pilots from finding out exactly liow efficient britains latest fight ing aeroplane is tho details of this machines per formance are about the only solidly kept secret the air ministry has at the big show organized at hen don by the society of british air craft constructors the least herald ed yet most important aviation dis play in europe the new hawker- rollskoyce super fury the fastest fighting aeroplane in the world had been partly instrumental in gather ing together the biggest collection of foreign flying experts london has ever seen staggering speed half of hem were looking for the remarkably high performance com mercial aeropianes britain has pro duced in the ast 12 months the other half was snooping they wanted to know what our new military machines were like the new highspeed fury is known to be faster than anything else in the world in its same class its prototype a year ago was officially timed to travel at 250 miles an hour since then the craft has been im proved in several ways and whispers go round tha it has a top speed now so far above 250 miles an hour as to be staggering nearly every ccuntry in europe was represented at the show and almost every country had as one of their representatives a crack military test pilot who either officially or un officially asked to be allowed to fly the machine giving show away it was difficult one official said persuading them not to make silly suggestiouj if an experienced pilot flew the machine lie would in very few min utes realize what its performance was really like and that would give the whole show away so air ministry and manufactur ing officials had to explain delicate ly that the secret list in which the new machines performance figures are jealously guarded prevented anything like hat robert culver secretary of the british dominions emigration society seated with r gordon burgoyne canadian manager of the society photograhed on board the cunard white star liner ascania mr cuver is saiing back to london concluding his fortysecond visit to canada on behalf of the society which is over fifty years old and has brought out over 37000 people to canada during its nistory cunard white star photo thought her of the corn popper she propped the top of it open with a little stick went out into the bull frog zone and presently had tempt ed the bullfrogs to jump in remov ing the stick made a secure prison of the popper the captivts were taken to the spring and now it looked as if the bernards would have quiet at night but the bullfrogs got homesick and made their way back through the woods up the hill the last re port this chronicler had was that they were sticking close to the house and exercising their voices vigorous ly chapel hill nc weekly prodigal bullfrogs three tadpoles were put into the goldfish bowl at the w s bernard home for the pleasure of mary stan ley when they grew into bullfrogs she found she had a favorite and named it patty the bowl stood beside the house and the bullfrogs made such a big noise that they disturbed the fam ilys sleep patty va3 tame and easily cap tured and they took her to the old spring long since gone out of use down in the nearby ravine captur ing the other two turned out to be a problem mrs bernard was sure she could get them if she had a crab net but she knew of no crab net nearer than new bern then she be- see demand for tobacco ontario leaf bringing high er pirtes than before in essex county as 75 per cent of the crop had been sold outright last year they stated large buys pending f s moss of leamington tobacco sales company who do much of tho packing for the tobacco firms said he was unaware of the purchase by the macdonald company but that as far as he knew they were making pur chases continually he knew that ne gotiations were going on for some large buys said mr moss but he was not aware that tbey had been com pleted it was learned from authoritative sources that the high quality of ont ario tobacco this year has created a considerable market and the result has been that the ontario grower is benefitting sea peace kingsville heavy purchases in dicative of a growing demand for on tario tobacco were reported recently by the w c macdonald company of montreal the announcement stated that approximately 4000000 pounds of fluecured tobacco at a price of better than 1000000 had been pur chased all 1933 purchases according to n p lockwood pres ident of the hodge tobacco company of kingsville who buy much tobacco for the macdonald company there have been som large purchases of tobacco in essex and norfolk counties within tho last ten weeks he felt however that it was probable that the purchase mentioned in th announce ment included all the companys pur chases of the 1933 crop and not just one lot he also pointed out that the prices this year were considerably higher than last his firm paying from 25 cts to 39 cts per pound depending on th grade negotiations are underway at the present moment for further purchas es he said and it was quite likely that there would he little carryover from the 1933 crop according to the harrow experi mental farm officials the carryover a few weeks ago could not have am ounted to more than 400000 pounds there is a peace that broods on quiet water just betore the sunrise when the spruce grow down headfirst from mirrored cliffs when the whit town watches her steepled imase in th sea deeper than dream the sleep of rock- bound water lu cold salt harbors when the tide is full and ropes relax when the first early gull comes sweeping low from his far is land tree a lobsternian starts out to meet th morning put pu put put then silence as before the white sun rises and the bieezo offshore comes like a gentler pentacost lif stirs th harbor sails go up sloops bend away to lose their doubles in the crinkled bay and pass the head spicy with point ed firs mildred whitney stillman in spirit london more band concerts b ah increased number of dands aro being given in london parks this sum mer than previously si bands having been engaged to play for the season of four months you aro feeling punk simply be- i auso your liver isnt pouring its dally will remain inert except as far as the two pounds of liquid bile into your bowels digestion nnd elimination aro both hampered and your entire system is being poisoned what you need is a liver stimulant- something that goes farther than salts mineral water oil laxative candy or chewing gum or roughage which only- move the bowels ignoring tho real cause of trouble your liver take carters little liver rill pure ly vegetable no harsh calomel mer cury safe sure ask for them by name refuse substitutes 25c at all druggists bbs horses work better when freed from saddle boils cut sprains distemper colic etc by millards liniment keeping- a bottle of minards in the stable as well as in the bouse saves vets and doctors bills 0 issue no 33 34 scent is concerned when coming in contact with vegetable and other mat ter on material or soil where prints aro left simplification of the manner of examining the vaporizing odors is also sought accepted as fact another anglo is establishing how long it is before the scent grows cold somo prints having given positive re sults after being three days old stops itching in one minute d 0 1 preicrietien spndi relief for quick relief from the itching of pimples mosquito or other insect bite eczema rashes and other skin eruptions apply dr dennis pure cooling liquid antiseptic d d d prescription forty years worldwide success penetrates the kin toothing and healing the inflamed tissues no fuss no muss clear grease- less and stainless dries up almost imme diately try d d d prescription stops the most intense itching instantly a 35c trial bottle at any drug store is guaran teed to prove it or money back d d d fa made by the owners of italian balm equine perfection proud scions of noble ancestry glossy spirited thoroughbreds and standard breds throngs of admirers of his majesty the horse journey from distant centres throughout the continent and even from abroad to see the finest array of horses on review at any annual exhibition see the nations best from shetland to heavy draft bays and blacks grays and chestnuts roans and dap ples carriage horses in glittering fh trappings hunters and hackneys brilliant performances of the toronto mounted police in the intricate evolutions of the musical ride lady and gentleman riders in thrilling o jumping events grand parade of champions speed trials featuring canadian standard bred societys 6000 futurities canadas biggest race meet for harness horses abso lutely a most engrossingly interesting review of the elite of horscdom this isthebigycaratyour exhibition colonel p h deacon i834 p ojn to j ce n t e na3b y elwood a hughes g exh i bitionmgts