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smiles the pearly gates a loud knock who is there queries st ieter it is i comes the reply and respoudeth st peter get away from there we dont want any more school teachers imperial alibi nero was being reproved for fiddling while home burned after all he re torted it is better than harping on ones troubles hey presto no magician is folsom fitch yet he turned his car into a ditch insurance agent yes i once got a man to insure his life for 50000 and the next week he fell out of a win dow and broke his neck the other man by jove you must have been sorry you persuaded blm to insure insurance agent not a bit i mar ried hi3 widow you can always tell when a boy is engaged to a little angel by the way bo goes around feeling like be is in seventh heaven opal what is virginias reason for wanting to be married in an aero plane mabel well yon see she once made a solemn vow to marry no man on earth he will you sail with me on the sea of matrimony she yes after you have made a raft of money satan finds some mischief still for idlo hands to do and for busy hands too half the misery of the world is created by busybodies and meddlers there are some women that the others dont talk about when they leave the party earlier than the rest however they generally are the ones who have covered the subject them selves before leaving easy street in the straw how could pinchpenny be a suc cessful business man when he has to sleep in the stable hes got the whole house rented to tourists no way back it was so very smooth and wide the road i took away i thought i could retrace my steps most any day yet now it is a brambled path and not one star the same with never any turning back the way i came governess methusaleh was nine hundred years old hobby what became of all his birthday and chvistmas presents someone has figured it out that ones chances of being struck by lightning arc about six in a million not know ing exactly what the score is is what causes most of us concern during a ihnnder storm the final proof of the identity of the designer of the modern home is found in the fact that while today it has plugs for floor lamps in every corner it is short of a miracle if it boasts of a decent shaving mirror the patent medicine vendor of a few years ago on the street corner has changed his ways and now talks over the radio minister cont you ever attend a placo of worship youth yes sir and im on my way to her house now doctor i am going to put you on b milk diet mr grouch growling im no cat i lead a dogs life and you better prescribe bones sporting chance a couple who first met at a bridge party last year aro to marry unt then there are risks in every game former kaiser still wealthiest german berlin witrr property assessed at 700000000 maris 185000000 at par the former kaiser still leads the dwindling list of german million aires zthisj5jevenled by the latest taxa tion statistics the post- war inflation and the de pression have played havoc with the ranks of the wealthy germans and whore there were more than 16000 rnarkmillionnircs before the war there are now only 2300 many of these belonging to the old noble fam ilies those who raise envy will easily in cur censure cnurciilli m i notion qhtpaote- canadian national to r o w t aug25fosept9 1933 exclusive of sundays brilliant glamorous fascinating inspiring this rcnownedshow win dow of the nations reflects the changes of modern civilization from year to year for fourteen days and nights in great permanent edisces of stone and steel new and improved manufactured and natural products of the americas europe asia africa bermuda and ihe indies will be on display modern agriculture in all its branches in the worlds largest show building an agricultural education in itself new paintings from near and far in two art galleries famous band of his majestys scots guards and thirty other bands worlds championship marathon swims womens 10 miles friday aug 25 open 13 miles wednesday aug 30 sculling races for the worlds professional cham pionship montezuma glittering costumed production depicting the conquest of mexico by spanish adven turers under corres presented by 1 300 performers on a 1000 foot stage- thrilling performances in the new million dollar horse palace pedi greed pets at the international dog and cat shows models of 1934 at the motor show happy carefree throngs on a mile long midway theres only one worlds largest annual exhibition plan to see it this year exceptional excursion rates arranged consult local agents railways steam ships motor coaches to 1nglis frtsttitt h w waters gtutral mauaetr significant is it not occasionally a merchant is heard to say my windows are my adver tisement judging by the bust ness done some doubtless are over in coldwater out accepting the challonge of the news a local mer chant decided to exprimnt aelong this line he placed a number of arti cles in the windows and among others placed one item and marked it at onefifth its regular retail price and so far he has not received one inquiry concerning this particular item rather significant is is not business to revive must practice new methods adopt new principles and develop a new mind adolf hit ler religion has to do with the soul and political economy with the body dean inge 15000 mile journey jerusalem notes miss nina handy left mathe matics expert and miss irene wheeler dean of girls of a new- york college at santa ana calif on last lap of 15000mile journey in eight weeks pocket camera to take movies latest photographic invention pictures magnified 42800 times london eng a moving picture film twentysix times smaller than a post age stamp which can be magnified for showing on a normalsize home screen was demonstrated for the first time before a number of filnvexperts in lon don recently the silver grains of microscopic size with which these films are coated and which are the secret of the inven tion were discovered accidentally by a research worker at the kodak works at harrow this invention has enabled the ko dak company to produce a new home cine camera which can be carried in the pocket while the twentyfive feet of film in the camera will take 4000 pictures lineman lives after 6000 volts sydney ns six thousand volts of 1 electricity were shot through jack grants body but he still lived grant was working as a lineman at the steel plant when he conttacted the high voltage wire foreman georgo doherty went to his rescue and man aged to pull him clear of the wire both men were badly burned about tho wrists and bands but otherwise un harmed good sense and good nature are never separated though the ignorant world has thought otherwise good nature by which i mean beneficence and candor is the product of right rea son dryden i sometimes think it is a pity that people travel in foreign countries it narrows their minds so much c k chesterton s august fl you fagged out do you wako up in the morning feeling dead tired unfit to tackle a days work do little things upset you to the verge of tears does your heart palpitate your head frequently ache is your digestion bad ready to give up thousands of other women and men loo have felt disheartened and ready to give up before tak ing dr williams rink pills then in a few short weeks their shat tered nerves and their v thllty were restored and their systems rebuilt life once again became lvorjh living grateful letters from 72 different countries bear testi mony to the benefits derived from these fills a- there is a very definite reason for the proven value of dr wil liams pink pills as a bloodbuilder keceril scientific tests made by two practicing physicians on over 50 people recorded remarkable im provement in the dlood streams of these patients and the resultant improvement in their health was correspondingly great act through the blood stream dr williams pink pills act through your blood stream which is your life stream and bo it remembered the condition of your nerves and the measure of your vitality depend directly on tho condition of your blood dr williams pink pills increase tho power of the blood to absorb oxygen which as any medical authority will tell you is the great vitallzcr of the body oxygenizes your blood stream by oxygenizing your blood stream dr williams pink pills invigor ate and revitalize your nerves make your food digest and really feed your nevos and tissues carry new strength to every part of your body try these pills tour druggist has them e0 cents a package uses water freely the average daily consumption of water iu tel aviv which was founded twentyfive years ago on the sand dunes outside jaffa and now has a population of c5000 is higher per capita than in london as against iso liters a day rising to 250 liters iu sum mer per person iu tel aviv the lon don figure is said to be 140 water consumption in jerusalem is only 45 liters a day less than a third of tel avivs figure due to the inadequacy of jerusalems water supply which makes strict rationing essential while the population of tel aviv is growing rap idly and haifa is also developing there is a movement away from the an cient capital this tendency toward a decrease in the jewish population of the holy city is being largely blamed on the perennial water shotrage timber needed the extent to which palestine had been denuded of its forests in past cen turies is beingi increasingly felt with the growing demand for timber for orange boxes buildings furniture manufacture and other comparatively young industries during 1932 forest produce including manufactures was imported to the amount of 423000 the government is doing its best to ward reforestation having planted 744000 tree seedlings during the past year in addition it distributed 103- j00 trees tor amenity purposes olive trees were planted in 1932 by cultivat ors to the number of 122000 some ninetythree plantations covering 350 acres were started by the jewish na tional fund new air line the dutch government has acquired a plot of land for the construction of an airdrome near jerusalem which will be a station on the hollandjava air route establishment of an air ser vice from poland to palestine is being considered in warsaw at the sugges tion of the palestinepoland chamber of commerce there is a possibility that the existing polandsalonica line will be extended to palestine or alter natively that a connection will be es tablished with existing british and other lines an argument in favor of the new air line is that palestine takes second place in the list of countries exchanging mail with poland old temple unearthed a discovery of considerable histori cal value has been made in the village of salhieh near damascus where a jewish temple dating from the first century has been brought to light in the course o excavations by the fran coamerican archaeological mission under the direction of count doumes- nil and mr hopkins the mission has been working in this village for several years and this is the oldest discovery made up to the moment the walls of the temple are decorated with mosaics depicting the exodus of the jews from egypt until their arrival in the pro mised land sericulture promoted the government sericulture service established in 192s for the encourage ment of silkworm breeding in pales tine has assisted in the planting of s7000 mulberry trees mulberry seed lings implements and silkworm eggs are distributed free and advice extend ed to interested persons schools and institutions two model mulberry plantations have been organized and sericulture and silk reeling have been introduced in government schools re search work is in progress to deter mine the varieties of mulberries and silk worms most suited to local condi tions the planting of mulberry trees on an extensive scale is considered the first essential for the promotion ot sericulture on a commercial basis in palestine the first attempt in mod ern times to reintroduce the ancient silk industry into palestine was made thirtyfive years ago under the aus pices of baron de kothchild who built a filature at rosh iinah canadas tree sparrow studied by student winnipeg miss a m ueydweiller cornell university student of ornith ology knows all about the home life of the tree sparrow in the frozen tun dra lands of canadas far north she left here for chicago en route home with full data and photographs she collected in two months close observa tion of the birds at churchill newest canadian port on hudson bay the birds miss ueydweiller will write about in her doctorate thesis at cornell become amusingly tame when they leave southern manitoba to raise their young in the north country she reported she had a number of pairs of birds under observation from the time nesting began until the youn hatched and the fledglings left the nest banding experiments she car ried out at the university last winter round out a complete picture of the sparrows life and habits tonnage increases sault stc marie ont tonnage passing through american and cana dian locks in july was 6047479 an in crease ot more than 100 per cent over june it is announced here easlbound tonnage was more than double the westbound witti 4291059 tons going east and 1756420 west canadian ton nage was 311085 there were 3000 passengers on boats a high mark for the year wheat grain other than wheat and iron ore led the list follow ed by general merchandise copper pig iron flour lumber and stone razor blades free with poker hands you can get these five keen wellhoned safety razor blades fit any gillettetype razor given free for just one complete set of turret poker hands any man would appreciate such a gift mild yet sweet and full of flavour turret fine cut is a particular favourite with men who roll their own a 20 cent package of this mellow virginia tobacco will make at least 50 cigarettes in it are combined satisfaction and genuine economy lit pays to roll your own with turret fine cut cigarette tobacco save the poker hands news titbits across canada canadian preferred a contract for one stationary air compressor was awarded recently to the ingersoll rand co ltd of tor onto despite the fact that the com panys tender was 60 in excess of the lowest figure it was agreed that it was advantageous to award business to a canadian firm which will manu facture the entire product in the do minion must work under the new manitoba relief com mission all physically fit single men who have been on relief more than three months without doing any work will be required to go to work camps their stay at the work camp will be for three months and they will be al lowed food shelter and clothes and so per month physically unfit single re lief recipients will continue on relief as heretofore new stamp issue to commemorate the hundredth an niversary ot the departure from pic- ton ns of the first canadian steam ship to make a transatlantic trip the postal department of canada will issue a special stamp on aug 17 1s33 the royal william set out from picton to cross the atlantic under her own sterm making the journey in 21 days the stamps will be issued shortly circulation down lindsay circulation at the lindsay public library showed a slight de crease tor the month of july from the previous month of june the total number of books distributed in the month was 4811 as against 4962 for june these were made up of 3s19 adults fiction 256 adults nonfiction 618 juvenile fiction and iis juvenile nonfiction 87 below calgary a height of nine miles and a temperature of 87 degrees below zero is the record so far attained by meteorological balloons released from calgary by captain c h bromley in connection with the polar year tests receives medal calgary dr c a zavitz former head of the field husbandry department of the ontario agricultural college at guclpli ont has been awarded one of two medals given annually by the canadian seed growers association for consistent contribution to the pro duction of pure seed grain cheap going tilbury travelling at an average cost of a tenthofaccnt a mile two tilbury hoy scouts george escott and robert adams recently completed a 3000mile hitchhiking trip to halifax and back lives up to name extension of the arrangement with the samaritan club of toronto to march 31 1934 whereby the club looks after the care and rehabilitation of certain men discharged from sanitaria who would otherwise have to be sent to one of the city hostels has been authorized by the hoard of control dr g p jackson medical officer of health slated that the facilities afforded by the samaritan club have been most welcome and have filled a muchneeded want terms of the extension are to be the same as be fore 80 cents per diem charges and limited to a maximum of 10 cases at any one time conscience money because a brockville ont resident was smitten by his conscience the saskatchewan treasury is today rich er by 9 the cash was attached to the following note enclosed please find 9 which i feel i never earned in 1919 i was in saskatchewan and re ceived remuneration for some work on the prairies hoping you can make this useful in your province yours an ontario rlsldent a thrilling race last week two unidentified women issue no 3333 missed the train from toronto to con nect with their ship sailing from mont real they hopped a taxi covering the distance ot 350 miles to montreal in 814 hours sometimes touching so miles an hour when they reached montreal they lost time by enquiring the exact time of departure and lost the race they arrived at the dock just as the boat was pulling away however they got the ship at quebec the taxi man was the happiest the fare was 70 clock in family more than century mrs l magill moore township ontario has in her possession a clock which has been in the magill family for more than 100 years for some time it has been only an ornament as mrs magill was unable to get it re paired but recently a clock repairer going from house to house as in the olden days called at mrs magills and within a short time the clock was on the shelf ticking away as though it had never been in trouble the ancient timepiece has five sep arate sets of works and on the face has in addition to the roman numer als to 12 figures up to 31 the days of the week and months of the year the minute hand moves from minute to minute the hour hand from hour to hour and at 12 oclock midnight jumps from one day and date to the next and in addition at midnight of the last day of the month moves on to the next month and most astounding of all jumps from february 2s to march 1 except on leap years when it moves to the 29th and from there jumps to march 1 crows found to be despoilers of nests how much damage do crows do in despoiling other birds nests game warden charles still of vernon bc found a partial answer when he count ed the shells of 50 pheasant eggs with in an area of 12 feet square where a pair of crows had their retreat near by were other shells bringing the total to about 125 the crows were des- trpyed finance does not mean speculation although speculation when it does not degenerate into mere gambling has a proper and legitimate place in the scheme of things economic- otto h kahn classified advertising bicycles and atjto tibes bicycles up automobilu tires 2 up sport goods free catalogue peerless 195 dundas west toronto bakers ovens new and re built write for catalogue and deferred payment plan hubbard oven company 103 cathy at street toronto learning maketh young men temper ate is the comfort of old age standing for wealth with poverty anil serving as an ornament to riches cicero the decision about school work is a veal problem for many parents and young people perhaps our curriculum will present the solution we invite you to write for it w b shaw registrar shaws business school dept wl 1130 bay st toronto for sale blacksmith shop located in toronto complete equipment twc forges pneumatic hamtrei and cutter drills lathe rnd a very complete stock of tools will sell 5s a o concern with favorable lease or will sell machinery separately n bloc or piecemeal h watkins 73 west adelaide st toronto i ilsrltwfcm where children learn on mothers knee and oyer fathers horses work better when freed from saddle boils cots sprains distemper colic etc by jminards liniment keeping a fcotlle ol minards in the stable ft3 well ns in tbe bouse saves vets and doctors bills oo i the foundation of stfln health ttnily 1no of price 25c tired and irritable tate lydia e pinkliauis vegetable compound it steadies the nerves and helps to build you up you will cat bet ter sleep better look bet ter life will seem worth living again remember that 98 out of 100 women say it helps me let it help you too liquid or tab let form as you prefer high school boards and boards of education are authorized by law to establish industrial technical and art schools with the approval of the minister of education day and evening classes may be conducted in accordance with the regulations issued by the department of education i theoretical and practical instruction is given in various trades the schools and classes are under the direction of an advisory committee application for attendance should be made to the principal of the school commercial subjects manual training household science and agriculture and horticulture are provided for in the courses of study in public separate continuation and hlqh schools collegiate institutes vocational schools and departments copies of the regulations issued by the minister of education may bo obtained from the deputy minister parliament buildings toronto