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smiles i v t ii jealous fiance why didnt you troduce that fellow to me girl dearest 1 couldnt ive for gotten his name then why did you call him darl ing ive just told you ive forgotten his name the circus was touring scotland the baboon died and was cast into a ditch two highlanders passed and saw the corpse wholl that be now asked tam i dinna ken replied angus thoughtfully its no red enough for a macdonald im thinking it must be a macdonald i mthinking it must be one o those english tourists youth will you ge us ten cents to help the old ladies home business man what are they out again a man who had had a rush for the tnorning train and had not time to buy a paper said to the other occupant of the compartment who was reading one well whats doing in china to day dunno said the other im in cutlery ask me another what are the most common forms 61 holdups answer a mans suspenders and a womans garters girlie oh dear ive lost my lit tle pink bow boy friend how perfectly awful what did be look like homo should be a place where joy 1s doubled by companionship and trou ble halved by sympathy a woman in an english court charged with shoplifting was asked by the magistrate if she had anything to say on her own behalf yes sir i have she replied hope fully i take only british goods this tested remedy restore your a girl who works in an office who got very little fresh air and sunshine lost color became enervated and on november 14 1932 went to a physi cians office in a canadian city and had her blood tested the result was alarming the haemoglobin showed only 0 per cent ihe re corpuscle count only 3700000 she vas sur prised to learn that she was anaemic but was relieved when told that the condition could be ccjected the physician knew the formula of a popular blood builder dr williams pink pills and told her to take two of the pills after each meal for a month and then return for another test the second test wa made on december 10 and showed a increase young english golfer displays amazing skill london enj a startling putting- f feat won allan dailey 24yearold w n okvtkt golfer the roehampton tournament ldlvl 2 j recently on 12 greens he was down in no to s4 per cent of haemoglobin which thai 19 putts surprised even the doctor and a red blood corpuscle count of 5408000 when it is explained that haemo globin is the oxygenbearin lifesup porting element of the blood and that red corpuscles are the carriers of haemoglobin it will be understood why the young lady felt renewed energy and ambition or as she put it felt like worl ing again if you lack pep tire easily are weak pale have palpitation of the heart and dizzy spells get a box of dr williams pink pills at your own druggists and begin the treatment af ter your next meal you take no chances dr williams pink pills are clinically tested do you know some one to look up to landlady a professor formerly oc cupied this room sir he invented an explosive new eoomer aw i suppose those spots on the ceiling are the explo sive landlady no theyre the pro fessor faithful guardians sacrifice the dog is mans best friend if you keep a dog theres never anything left for hash a news story tells about a man and his six sons each of whom is more than six feet and a half tall well bet a thin dime its one of these fel lows who always takes a seat just in front of us in the show he beat c a whitcombe captain of last years ryder cup team in the 18 holes final by eight holes up and six to play in the last 44 holes of the tourna ment he did not lose a single hole he led the field in the qualifying rounds the only man to give him any trouble in the match play section of the tournament was the veteran ed ward ray who in the first round took him to the 22nd hole all his other games dailey won in the most de cisive manner he beat hodgson in the third round by v and 6 he beat t green in the semifinal by 7 and 6 determination at the 14th hole in the first round fie was three holes down to ray from then on to the end of the tournament he did not lose another hole dailey by this remarkable feat has nade his inclusion in the ryder cup team a certainty he was bcirn in fifeshirehe learn ed his golf at hornsea in yorkshire where his father was professional he is at present the professional at bradley hall yorkshire ano is cham pion of yorkshire best quality shaving brush free for poker hands shaving is a real pleasure with a fino quality shaving brush like this one bristles set in rubber a gift youll surely appreciate and use given in exchange for only 5 complete sets of turret poker hands one 20c package of turret fine cyt will prove the quality and economy of this mellow cool virginia cigarette tobacco you can roll at least 50 cigarettes from one package and cigarettes of sweet virginia fragranco and flavour supremely satisfying i t pays to frees from pain at 95 that cavelier de la salle who was the first white- man to reach the gulf of mexico via the mississippi river 1682 and who founded louisiana had his headquarters in this house which is still standing in lachine a suburb of montreal lachine the french name for china is so named because la salle believed he would find the long- sought western passage to china when he startedon his trip bancroft historian writer said of la salle his name will live through the ages as that of the father of civilization in central united states canadian national railways man i found a fourleaf clover on my lawn today neighbor i suppose you think that is lucky man i do im lucky to find any thing in that lawn except dandelions and weeds things go by opposites for in stance when a man clerk takes a va cation he just sits around on a river bank and feels sorry for the people who have to work when a woman clerk gets a vacation she cleans the house paints the floors cans fruit and regetables polishes the floors and weeds the flowers the man goes back to the store all worn out the koman goes back with a smile on her lace cure for dumbness jack this liniment makes my arm mart joan wily not rub some on your lead with pat my brother nevjf met i disappointment in his lie mike hows that pat he never looks for anything tut trouble man what cured fred hymes of trgulng with his wife neighbor arguing with his wife a boy goes around giving the com bination to his heart to every girl ho meets yet he always acts surprised when some girl steals it he people living together get to look alike she heros your ring i dare not risk it telephone now links canada and indian points new york regular telephone communication between canada and india was begun through the coopera tion of the bell telephone company of canada the british post office pnd the american telephone and telegraph company it was announced list week cornell professor explains deadly rays from humans professor otto rahn of cornell university has offered a chemical ex planation for certain deadly rays given out from the human body- pro fessor rahn had previously found that rays emitted from human blood fingertips tho ends of noses or flashes from eyes killed yeast and pre sumably could kill other micro organisms the mechanism of these deadly rays remained a scientific mystery and their very existence has been question ed by many scientists says a mail report of science service washing ton professor rahn believes that they may be explained by an abnormal ex cretion through the skin of oxychol- cstcrol this chemical is a fat and is related to the parent substance of vitamin d cryostcrol investigations carried on at cor nell by professor rahn and his asso ciates indicated that these rays may furnish tho scientific explanation of several old superstitions anong them that at certain periods women cause flowers to wilt and fermentations to become abnormal dr david i macht and dr grrco lubin of baltimore found that a poison excreted at these periods was identical with or closely related to oxycholesteral this compound killed yeast when separated from the yeast by quartz the cornell investigators found ether washings from the fingers of women at such periods did the same thing from this they concluded that oxy- choiesterol was present in the skin of the women at such periods and that thj presence ofthis substance explains the deadly rays emanating from the women previously professor rahn had supposed these strange rays to be some sort of ultraviolet hays because of their ability to he effective through quartz as are ultraviolet rays in view of this it is interesting to note that vitamin d is formed when ultra violet rays act on the ergosterol of the skin professor rahn has also investi gated the ultravioletlike mitogenetic rays which some scientists have ob served from growing plants his stu dies seemed to confirm these observa tions particularly those showing that the stimulation of these rays is neces sary for cell division and consequent multiplication what a great thing it must be for this woman after suffering from rheu matism for many years to be free from pain again at her age she writes i should like to tell you that since i commenced taking kruschen salts two years ago i am completely relieved of rheumatism from which i had been a great sufferer for many years i am now in my 95th year and much appreciate being free from pain which i attribute to the regular dose of kruschen mrs a e s if only everyone would realize that the little daily dose of kruschen is just as important as internal cleanli ness as soap and water are to exter nal cleanliness there would soon he no more constipation no more slug gish livers no more rheumatism gout or lumbago kruschen is a combination of six salts each one is necessary to some particular organ of the body just what you need to persuade your sys tern back into a healthy condition very gently but very very surely ee your own with turret fine cut cigarette tobacco save the poker hands china deserts ancient currency radio in great britain what the radio business means to great britain in the way of business and employment is shown by figures just published last years trading in wireless sets accumulators batteries components and accessories amounted at retail prices to 30027425 a new high record less than a ninth of this represented imported goods the bbc annual report recently issued also shows expansion wireless licenses issued during 1932 totalling at 5262953 lieaiy 1000000 more than in the previous twelve months satisfactory as this is the bbc still has its worries one of these is revealed in the report which states 14 early japanese clocks japanese women compile donts for husbands japanese omen have grown weary of the centuriesold custom of yess- ing their men folks all day long the fujokai womans world in its stand for more rights for the housewife has compiled a code of laws for husbands covering jealousy fin ance home administration health clotling food children and other subjects some of the donts for husbands as arranged by the women stafismem- bers of the fujokai follow dont be a killjoy all your life crack a joke once in a while even if it isnt very funny why confine your wisecracks to your friends dont crack your chopsticks against the bowl while easting youre apt to get on your wifes nerves dont ignore her wishes if she suggests that you go together to a department store go even though you can think of nothing quite so boring on the way back stop for something to eat or drink shell like that no matter how much you love your wife give her a vacation from you now and then if she happens to look pretty dont forget to tell her so if she isnt par ticularly pretty tell her so anyhow dont forget her birthday stage a little celebration of it each year dont reprimand her bitterly when she has simply forgotten to sew a missing button on your clothes shell map back at you and then something is bound to happen never lie to your wife remcmbe ihnt your wife has a right to an opinion too join dollar group to reduce confusion in monetary system among recent currency happenings was the total obliteration of a unit that had been for centuries the money of account for more than 300000000 people without benefit of headlines conferences or recriminations noted only in agate type in tables of foreign exchange the ancient chinese tael and with it the candareen both part of the romantic record of the logs of the earliest voyagers to cathay van ished from quotations and authorized use it was abolished by the chinese government as a step toward reducing the confusion of its monetary system there were in latter times three varieties taels shanghai taels and j haikwan taels originally the tael was a weight of one and onehalf ounces of silver as the portuguese navigators figured it in the 1500s south sea and far east adventurers spoke of its be ing worth 100 candareens they found a moidre exchangeable for thirty can dareens candareen was a word from the malay language in malacca the traders could buy gold or musk only with candareens each valued at six grains of silver the modern haikwan tael was a unit of account for paying chinese customs dues it was a purely fictiti ous nonexistent currency meaning 58485 grains of pure silver a theore tical effort at stability yet in gold par value it varied from 67 cents american in shanghai to 748 cents in taku the shanghai tael in 1929 was 5842 cents but fell to 3112 when british india demonetized silver professor e w kemmerer of princeton university was called to devise a new system for china he advised a gold unit valued at 40 cents to be called th j sun af ter chinas political hero in the period of transition however the chinese have decided to reduce the value of the tael 2s per cent and name the new unit after our dollar other countries outside thj united states which now designatetheir local money with the dollar sign are argen tina brazil british guiana canada chile columbia ethiopia hongkong a british crown colony macao mex ico newfoundland paraguay portu gal straits settlements and uruguay in british honduras tho dominican republic liberia and panama the united states dollar constitutes the currency medium and in cuba a spe cial law makes american money legal tender university of toronto school of nursing young women who are thinking of nursing as a career will be interest ed in the new school of nursing in its threeyear course the school plans to give a thorough general training in nursing one that will en able the graduate it she so wishes to proceed easily to postgraduate work in any branch of nursing this threeyear course prepares the nurse for both hospital nursing and public health nursing and thus saves a year in the time of preparation for those who wish to enter public health nurs ing a young woman who has com plete pass or junior matriculation and the upper school or houour matriculation subjects as outlined lor admission to the arts courses may take the training in nursing in this school instead of taking it in the usual hospital school of nursing this school has close affiliation with the toronto hospitals tor the purposes of practical training the calendar and full information may be obtained from the secretary school of nursing university of toronto toronto ontario welsh seaside resort to supply native color cardiff wales colwyn bay on the north wales coast is meeting the wishes of many visitors who express disappointment that they hear little of the welsh language 6poken and only on occasions is welsh music a prominent feature of the entertain ment provided during the holiday sea son throughout the week june 26 to july 1 colwyn bay will provide enter tainments of music and song by welsh composers and by welsh artists in solo and choral items harp playing and vocal solos to harp accompani ment will also be a feature the welsh costume will be worn by many of the artists and cafe wait resses and shop assistants will also be attired in the national dress first editions offered new york a collection of first edition and other literary material including autographs the property of john c knox of boston mass and nice france were offered at auction here among the items was an original manuscript of a story a feud by john galsworthy also an original holograph manuscript of one of eugene fields poems general auers shack published originally in his volume sharps and flats that the problem of conveying humor purely by oral methods within the limitations of microphone and pro gram policy has not yet been solved easy teething baby cut all his teeth with no trouble thanks to babys own tablets writes mrs thomas shaw hamilton ont scores of other mothers have written in similar vein give your child babys own tablets for teething troubles upset stomach simple fevers colic colds constipation sleeplessness or whencvei he is cross restless and fretful easy to lake as candy and absolutely safe sec analysts certificate in each 25ccnt package over loftoo packages sold in 1931 2 dr williams babys own tablets finland grows dogconscious helsingford dog lovers finland have increased until there are more than twice the number of canines in tho country as compared with ten years ago in 1932 licenses totaled 2c79 in 1922 the jiumber was 1- 060 it is as bad to right time as wrong time acquired by new york u new york university recently an nounced the acquisition of fourteen japanese clocks which added to the eight already in the collection of clocks and watches donated to the university by the late james arthur make one of the most complete sets to be found in any museum the japanese clocks arc among the most interesting specimens in the col lection ofabout 2000 timepieces be cause of the unequal length of the hours under the old system of time keeping in japan the japanese day was divided into twelve hours six hours daylight and six hou which varied in length to match seasons professor daniel w hering amounted to jewelry all of which curator of the collection explained are 1 different in manner of professor hering also announced working as to render comparison dlf- the recent acquisition of a black for- fieult in the face of theso and other il to he wrong at the cs wooden clock brought to america troubles however the judges tried to it is to be right at the in the isflos and made apparently in recognize what was evidently good the early nineteenth century i work in one way or another alarmed at the growth of begging the instabul authorities ordered every mendicant rounded up those who were ill were put into workhouses the others were sent to police courts how handicrafts guild judges work enquiries made by exhibitors after tho canadian handicrafts guilds re cent display have prompted the el- monton committee jo try to indicate tho principle upon which judging is concluded not infrequently it hap pens that really good work in a given medium has not a class devoted to that medium alone and consequently has to be compared with the nearest thing with which it might compare as an instance may be mentioned a table submitted the top of which dis played a skilful and intricate mass of wood inlay it therefore naturally was placed in the class for furniture here it competed with obviously superior cabinet work to its manifest disad vantage further as there was a class for metal work the class for furniture was limited to woodwork tlymgli many pieces of metal might have been ranked as furniture then too this iv classification had to embrace wrought rs night ron repousse copper brass and pew- latch the tcr cast an1 tooled metal and what 4- yearold saves 3 lives a 4yearold budapest boy saved the lives of his three brothers and sisters in szombathely recently the four little children were alone in the house when a fire broke out they were nearly suffocated when 4-year- old francis succeeded in smashing the window and shouting for help neighbors rescued the children who were badly burned before the house itself burned to the ground kennedy menton 421 college st 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