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owl lafrs wife at desk ive been aked for a reference for our last maid ive laid shis lazy unnunctual and imper tinent xow can i add anything in her favor hucband you might say shes got 1 good appetite and sleeps well montys idea of a courageous and independent man is one who can go entirely through life villi a full set si tonsiis tacks how much alike people are in geu- ral outline but how different in dc- lail if as is said nature abhors a racuum why does she create so many people who bury the hatchet dont deed a marker to remember the bury ing placo truth is stranger than fic- lion aliio scarcer and less interesting amusement is tho happiness of those nho cannot think some women seek lo attract attention by trying to look miserable theres something good jven noble about anyone who does his ob well consider well your own aults and you will have less to say ibout the faults of others get it done it isnt tho job we intended to do or the labor weve just begun that puts us right on the balance sheet its the work we have really done our credit is built upon thing we do our debit on things wo shirk the man who totals the biggest plus is the man who completes his work sood intentions do not pay our bills its easy enough to plan to wish is the play of an office boy to do is the work of a man when a man buys a round trip ticket he thinks hes covered all the expense of the trip but he forgets that bis wife will have to buy a trunkful of lew clothes sandy how much to the station taxi driver fifty cents sir sandy does that include the charge for my bags taxi driver ill take those for nothing sandy excellent then ill walk everybody has more or less trou ble yes answered the observant wo man if a man cant find anything else to worry him he goes to a ball game and gets highl idignant at the umpire evelyn oh jacks so wonderful hes generous polite selfsacrificing modest religious and extremely affec tionate ho doesnt smoke gamble drink or look at other women but just my luck hes married hattie dont worry dearie no woman will stay married to a freak like that truth in a nutshell the reason some folks never have any luck is because they spend too much time wishing on a load of hay or looking at the moon over their right shoulder mary i hear you intend to teach after you are graduated carrie yes and i have the man already picked outt a wealthy society lady had just en gaged a new maid and was instructing her in the duties of waiting on tho table society lady at uinner alary you must remember always to serve from the left and take the plates from the right is that clear new maid yes maam whats iho matter superstitious or some thing small child in cinema as picture of gandhi appears on the screen oh mummy what is it mother sh dear child as gandhi starts talking oh mummy it can talk just the thing a minister delivered a sermon of only ten minutes duration at the conclusion ho explained i regret to inform you brethren that this morn ing my dog playfully ate the portion of my sermon that i havo not deliver ed let us pray after tho service a man who was a member of another church shook the preachers hand and said i should liko to know when that dog of yours has pups id like one to give to our minister wo cant pay you tho jsaoo on this money order until you are wentlfied thats tough theres only ono whti kind of a woman is wilsons wife tho kind that falks en and on and on about things that leave her jpeexhkts old lines for new clothes like the horse you lead to water you era coax a man into a new suit but you cannot gel him to go out in it until his fancy as well as his figure onforms to the cut so a de cision just made publij from the in ternational association of clothing designers convention in new york seems a bad one it is that pegtop trousers accentuated waists and broad shoulders must return 1 mens wear the backward turn styles for wo men has so widely revived recollection of the gibson girl that an attempt to revive the gibson irn might le thought order but men feel funny that way and if their tendency to cling to last years fedora extends to other sections of the wardrobe the clothing designers will have to employ some subtle designs to put over their latest idea of reform it might be argued of course that the pegtop trouser was popular for a number of years at oxford and cam bridge it might be pointed out that it doesnt really matter whether the superfluity in a pair of trousers is at the top or bottom and that a genera- well children occasionally i give each of my five children babys own tablets i am sure that is why they never have any serious illness writes mrs george morlcy yarker ont this sound ad vice is passed on to all mothers babys own tablets can be given with complete safety to the youngest and most delicate child see analysts statement in each 25c package recom mended by mothers for teething troubles simple levers colic digestive disorders constipation freliulness easy to take as candy 245 dr wllllanu babys own tablets lion that has learned to steer a clear course through society in bellbottoms should be able to still along in peg- tops without having to take a reef in them except in a heavy wind as for the broad shoulders and accentuated waists the arguments will have to fit the occasion and no less the individ ual the success or failure of tho cloth ing designers to impose their will on the sterner sex must be left for future historians to discuss the significance of their move however already is the basis of much philosophical comment does it portend a return to the good old pegtop ideas of yesterday are we about to adventure in the content ment of a simpler era only one thing is sure whoever habitually scoffs at his wifes submission to fas hions decrees will have to conceal his admiration for his neighbors new- broad shoulders when as and if pad ded and will do well to keep forever out of pegtops if he can the christian science monitor behind all beauty i cannot love the woods now all dim and fragrant where the pines have dropped their needles for once i wandered there and saw a baby rabbit held crying in a snare i cannot love the sea now however fair it be i heard a sailors mother counting her graves at sea with fingers worn and wrinkled she counted three times three and so because of pity behind the wind and rain behind the years first roses behind the ripening grain i know that past all beauty there lies unvisioned pain patricia mann in the australasian made in canada 9 indulgence in rich foods tobacco or anything else that piles up acid in the system should be offset with a little phillips milk of magnesia this neutralizes the acidity and you feci fine plenty of men know there is nothing like it for mornings after get the genuine theres something about the phillips formula and the way phillips is made substitutes dont act the same atso in tabiet formi phillips milk of magnesia tablets are now on tale at drug stores everywhere each tiny tablet is the equivalent of a teaspoonful of genuine phillips milk of magnesia our crossword puzzle horizontal 1 swift c tapestry 11 distant 12 fan 14 aloft 15 hero 17 negative is hard shell fruit 20 stalled iu mud 21 spider 22 roman road 24 number 25 tropical plant 20 trees 2s jab 30 hazard 31 away 32 ridges 35 to oppose 3s at this place 39 hawaiian wreath 41 to carry 42- 43- 45- st5- i- 49- 50- s- 0- 10- 11- stupid person precedes negative prefix prono i requital slant to defeat rruliilg rrdbaer cupola concluded vertical estimation part of to bo seed container entry releases silvery cross land measure by spanish title3 pertaining to norse poetry 3 3- 1c- 19- 21- mechanieal man anger offers prudence to lift confidence to soak tool sejt of otlice ceased falls as hail and rain to sift fed with fuel purport spike of grain moon variant anon jewel to bow to leave symbol of tellurium couldnt walk a step credit given dr williams pink pills for ending severe attack of rheumatism rheumatism never returned my father a man past mkidle le was suddenly stricken with rheumatism in the knees writes mrs james mitchell st catharines out so severe was the attack that he was uuable to take one step without assistance wo con cluded that the trouble as constitu tional so we procured a supply of dr williams pink pills a decided im provement was noticed and when three boxes had been taken the trouble had completel- disappeared he never had the slightest return of the rheu matism dr williams piuk pills have proved wonderfully effective t numerous cases similiar to this one when the blood stream becomes thinned rheu matism attacks the system dr wil liams pink pills actually create an abundance of new blood cells which enrich the blood stream an i re vitalize the entire system theyre highly recommended for all run down or nervous conditions they are a great help to growing girls get the pills at your druggists 50c package i ask i do not ask for lifes most costly things nor scramble for the jewels fortune brings nor yearn for painted hours of fitful glee nor yet for fame farflunl from sea to sea i only ask for mine a bluegold day tho dear enchantment of a woodland way my own a kingdom fair and azure- rimmed a day with autumn magic over brimmed and just we two my highbred horse andi skimming tho plain and clearing the hedges high within our veins an exultation rare a wild exuberance beyond comparo o destiny ono promise i would ask when all is done each homely earthly task when i tread in lone years the sunset trail with weary earthworn feet and eyes that fail in heavens vastness may i find a stall and know my comrade dear awaits my call gertrude e forth in our dumb animals queer taste the biggamo hunter had just re turned from an expedition and was telling a crowd of admiring friends and relatives his thrilling experiences after a few stories of encounters with lions and elephants ho said just he- fore leaving i had the good fortune to shoot a maneating crocodile his aunt looked horrified but surely that was murder ard quite unnecessary why shouldnt the poor man eat crocodile if he wanted to for fall wear by helen williams illustrated dressmaking lcssoji fur nishtd with every pattern a fascinating little dress is this and ono which has many modish points and slimming qualities into the bargain it has lighter plain trims which is so attractive against a ark ground such materials as thin woolen mix tures crepe satin and rough crepe silks etc are stunning for fall wear style no 30g9 is designed for sizes the future what clso doth anxiety about th6 future bring to thee but sorrow upen sorrow sufficient for the day is the evil thereof in tears with pain of rheumatism for six weeks a woman writes had rheumatism mostly in my feet and wrists in fact i have been in tears with the pain owing to stomach trouble i could not take any kind t medicine as it made me feel sick so a lady said i should try kruschen salts i am very thankful that i did so for now i feel completely restored i have not been taking anything else so it must be kruschen that has re lieved me mrs c the six mineral salts of kruschen havo a direct effect upon the whble bloodstream neutralizing uric acid which is tho recognized cause of rheu matism they also restore tho elimin ating organs to proper working order and so prevent constipation thereby checking the further formation of uric acid and other body poisons which un dermine the health the quality of red rose makes it good value whichever price you pay ed rose tea ed label 25c po orange pekoe 3oc ilfe answer to tast weeki puzzle 11 1 u hb ll cm w if i el 10 18 years 30 38 40 and 4 inches bust size 30 requires 3 yards of 39- iich material with yard of 35inch contrasting how to order patterns write your name and addicts plain ly giving number and size of such pattern as you want enclose 15c in stamps or coin coin preferred wrap it carefully for each number and address your order to wilson pattern service 73 west adehide st toronto eternity we exist in eternity dissolve the body and the night is gone tho stars are extinguished and we mea sure duration by the number of our thoughts the activity of reason the discovery of truths the acquirement of virtue the approach of god mary emerson prewar stuff we better make a frontpage story of this wedding remarked the editor why asked the society reporter in surprise they arent very pro- mnent people that may be he replied but this is the first account of a wedding you have turned in for ages that hasnt had as a last line they will reside with the brides parents model no 1csf1 trade enquiries to rubinovich haskell limited c40 mcgiii st montreal que feen aroint for constipation effective in smaller doses safe scientific reduce fat safely here is the fat reducing news lor which you have waited ch ne ploee of laceys medicated re ducing glm after each meal and lose pound after pound c unsightly fat tho safest most convenient method you have ever heard of im ported from england 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wretched make the mistake of taking salts oil mineral water laxative candy or chewing cum or roughage which only move ibe bowels and ignore the liver what you need is to wake up your liver bile start your liver pouring the daily two pounds of liquid bile into your bowcla let your stomach and intestines working as they should once more carters little liver pills will soon fix you up purely vegetable safe sure quick ak for them by name refuse iubetiunes 25c at all druggists 61 coughs take half a teapoonful of jminards in mohitri licit minards inhale it alto rub it well into your cheit youll get relief i backache take lydia e pinkhams vegetable compound if your backache is tho result of a tired rundown condition what you need i lydla e pinkhams vcactabls com pound for nearly tlity years backaches and headaches results of fatigue havo yielded to this marrelous medicine whlcli tones up tho system and aires women re newed strength and enerfly if you ara nerrous weak or rundown it should help you w out of ersry 100 women who report to us say that they are benefited by tnla medicine buy a bottle froni your druu- ut today and watch the results issue no 48 32