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owl laffs the aviators wife was taking her first trip with her husband in his air ship wife wait a moment george im afraid vre will have to go down again husband whats wrong wife i believe i dropped one of the buttons off my jacket i think i can see it glistening on the ground husband keep your seat my dear thats a lake homely relative ah my dear you hill and that time is a great healer the girl true auntie but hes certainly a mighty poor beauty doc- tor i classified advertising an offer to evert inventor list of wanted inventions and full information sent free the kamsay com pany world patent attorneys 273 ban street ottawa canada babf chicks a1 baby chicks are can- a adjan approved chicks all nocks are culled by government inspec tor wo hatch six breeds write for free catalogue a h switzer grantoa ontario baby chicks save j2 per hundred leg horns 10 cents rocks white rocks red 12 cents delivered any im- month olds 25c pullets all apes prices furnished model hatchery kitchener out peobuce a- poultry kois and maple syrup wanted weekly supply write provision supply co 151 dun- das west toronto baby chicks man why do you weep over the sorrows of people in whom you have no interest when you go to the theatre rrom baron strain lehoa woman 1 dont know why do you i 1 chicks fj oac rocks 10 at cheer wildly when a man with whom you are not acquainted slides into the second base s nd reds 12 iter hundred live dtlive guaranteed prosperity poultry farm mille roches ont the man who makes a show of him self seldom gets rich from the gate receipts proof of a mans thrift used to be a hank account now its an ex tra shirt there are a few fortunate or unfortunate souls who know just where they stand on every issue but they are few the rest of the think ing citizens if they are honest with themselves will admit that they are groping and wondering the shirt in dustry ought to pick up because so many were lost during the optimistic days hard times a period when peo ple quit feeding the cow and wonder why she gives less milk ladies send luc for liaitgs box of face powder to cosmo cos- metics hamilton ont cood powder but box slightly imperfect state shade de sired opfobttjntctes he was a bit shy and after she had thrown her arms around him and kiss ed him for bringing her a bouquet of flowers he arose and started to leave she i am sorry i offended you he oh im not offended im go ing for more flowers harriet what makes jerry so wor ried looking lately juliette hes trying to figure out a way to marry me without getting mamma for a motherin law an irishman was seated in a train beside a pompous individual who was accompanied by a dog irishman foine dog ye have what kind is it man a cross between an irishman and an ape irishman sure an its related to both of us little milton came home from sun day school with a mite box milton why do you call it a mite box mother mother because you might put something in it and you might not daughter ma when people go in mourning do they wear black under clothes mother no dear daughter why do they only feel sad on the outside instalment buying the sweetest of words form this phrase divine ive paid the last cent now the darn things mine an then again maybe gentlemen prefer blondes because of the light overhead it is every mans divine right to think himself dangerous to women no matter wjiat his mirror his photograph or his wife may tell him the mud wallow clean up the old yards and pens with their mud holes as such provide a place for the incubation of round worm eggs and other pests young pigs that are permitted to run in old yards and pens that are usually heavil y infested with parasite eggs do so at considerable risk of picking up worm infestation that will mako them unthrifty and unprofitable brood sows that are clean and worm free will if given sanitary conditions be in a much better position to produce and raise a full number of healthy pigs than the sow that is nglectcd as to worms and sanitation the difference frequently makes a loss out of what might have been profitable production had the details been looked after pro- icct the young pigs against worm in festation until they are four months old if you desire them to grow up to bicon weight at a profit the worm free pig can be marketed before it is six months old whllo the wormy pig may bo eight to twelve months old there is no profit in pigs sold at bacon weight after they havo passed seven months of age tho profits or what might havo been profits hav been con sumed by tho worms for which there is no market a valuable counterfeit counterfeit coins whose value in creases with the disclosure of the fraud perpetrated are not common in ho banking world recently how ever such a case came to light in lon don among a parcel of coins bought as gold was a clever imitation of a sovereign of 1s63 acid tests revealed that the coin was gilded platinum at tho tlmo it was struck off in the reign of queen victoria platinum was worth only about 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includes the following words inasmuch as the crown is the symbol of the free association of the members of the british com- i monwealth of nations and as they j aro united by a common allegiance i to the crown his lordship stated that this common allegiance to the crown is the keystone of the british commonwealth of nations there is one crown and there are associated nations and that crown i is the symbol of their free assocla- tion he added that the term j british empire was not used for i the reason that absolute equality j i exists between the dominions and j and the united kingdom instead j the term british commonwealth ot nations is used and his lordship thought it was first used in the treaty i which gave birth to the irish free state in 1921 mail and empire to ronto smashing reduction berlin restricts taxis berlin tho german capital has more taxis than can profitably be oper ated at the present state of the pubj lies purse the question what to do about the excess has given 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streets only on the odd readers are puzzled over the appar- ently contradictory use of the terms british empire and british com monwealth of nations made by ministers o the crown he asks whether the british empire as a term is officially done away with and if in its stead the term british commonwealth of nations is the proper designation and why the charge was made an answer may be found in a lec ture upon the statute of westmin ster delivered to the students of mc- gill university a few days ago by hon p b mignault former justice of the supreme court of canada first time in the history of ohio state that statute was enacted at the re- j university the painting executed quest ot the dominions themselves by miss ruth van sandt was accepted on december 11 1931 the pre- for a degree of master of arts days ot the month and the evennum bered ones on the even days that is only halt of the total number of cabs can be operated on any one day the authorities figure that the plan gives everybody an even chance but although the big taxi company the kraftag does not demur there is a good deal of grumbling on the part of the small fry and vehement protests from owners ot single cabs degree won by mural painting columbus ohio a mural painting has been accepted as a thesis for the soviet breeds rabbits moscow a campaign for large- scale breeding of rabbits has been launched by the soviet government to augment its output of meat and fur zhow to play bridge auction w contract py wynne ferguson author of practical auction bridcb article no 19 in the preceding article a number of interesting hands were given for analysis if you have not already decided on the proper play or bid do so now before you read the solution in each instance a comparison pi your opinion with the writers solution will prove most interesting and should help to im prove your game solutions of last weeks problems hand no 1 hearts q 9 8 g 5 clubs 8 4 diamonds a 7 spades a 8 6 bid one spade and z and a what should y 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i pimples add n qua amount of m or twttt oil to min- cds and pply tho mixture once dil a limple trt- mnt which will no score rubber game z dealt and bid one no trump a bid two clubs y passed b bid two no trump and all j passed z opened the live of spades a i played the nine y the queen and b j won the trick with the ace b now led the king of clubs followed with jack winning tho trick in as hand with the queen all followed so that the clubs are set up b then led the ace of clubs what should y discard and why solution y should discard the nine of diamonds to show his partner at once that the only tricks in his hand are in the diamond suit there are three discards coming and unless z is i informed at once that y can protect diamonds he may be forced to dis card to his disadvantage dont hesi tate to inform your partner at once of strength in your hand when you see that he will be obliged to discard several times it he has to guess he probably will guess wrong so make it easy for him a high discard indi cates strength in the suit discarded hand no 3 hearts 10 3 7 f 4 clubs a k 1u diamonds a q 10 spades s the world doesnt judge a man by kj clothe vui by his wife kidneys ok ic not get thtm right os soon ns you can or trouble may follow for 51 years millions of families have turned for relief to sood old warner j safe kidney and liver remedy try it yourself purely vegetable pleas ant tasting get a bottle today from our druppist warners safe hrm- edio o toronto ontario warners safe kidney and liver remedy no score first game z dealt and hid one spade and a passed what should y now bid with the foregoing hand and why solution at auction y should bid two hearts and it z rcblds spades y should bid two no trump a suit bid is always preferable to a no trump bid particularly with a singleton of part ners suit at contract y should bid three no trump tho hand is so strong that z may not have a rebid and yet game is fairly certain in no trump nnd it is up to y to try for game hand no 4 hearts 7 y clubs q diamonds j 10 9 4 2 z spades a q 10 j 5 3 xo score f nd a b a game in z dealt and passed a and v passed and b bid one spade z bid two hearts a two spades y three hearts and b three spades z now bid four hearts a four spades and y five hearts b and z passed a doubled and y passed what should b now bid and why solution b should bid five spades at either auction or contract his hand is too unbalanced to play to de feat five hearts particularly after a double raise by a this double raise by a should indicate at least four spades so that a b cannot hope to win more than ono spado trick against a fiveheart bid therefore y z will either make the bid or only be defeat ed by one trick b should bid five spades without any question hand no 5 hearts a clubs 8 4 2 y diamonds a 5 a b spades j 0 8 7 6 4 3 z today you can buy red label orange pekoe old price c v lb 30c old price l lb 43 notice to grocers this is your authority to sell red rose tea at the above reduced prices 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