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indian caves yield relics new jersey finds have archaeological value along the kittatinny mountain range in northern new jersey what is believed to bo one ot the first scien tific combings of indian rock shelters has recently been completed moodys rock and bevans 100 mile3 north of trenton have been submitted to what one archaeologist terms scoop- ings sittings from splintered rocks zhoio to play bridge auction w contract by wynne ferguson author of practical auction 8r1dcb article no 3 in a hat way does this expert differ as in diamonds there would be noth- from any other auction player has ing to gain by such tactics bo y must he more imagination more courage be prepared for a heart or spade bid j i more resourcefulness more original- z therefore bid two spafles a passed iae been examined rock ledges ityt what p qua raa and y bid three diamouds b passed searched crannie and caves house- ji3 stand out among his fellows it and z was now certain that y was cleaned for hidden traces of the first there is anything that we dont under- hoping for a heart hid so bid three red men with pick and shovel trowel stand wo usually subject it to a closo hearts with the greatest assurance in and fingertips experts have retnev- examination and analysis so lets do the world all passed ys hand was ed archaeological specimens of sauj with the expert lot u3 place as follows perishable material from these two him under the microscope and let its t leus magnify hi3 tactics let u3 ob- aite the past summer aqd analyze his bidding and ihe specimens which are being play shown at the north american indian j the following hand is illustrative ot r stories ancient and modern 3 tantalus in john olondon i make no apology for including amongst this selection a few stories that may not have the lines ot a 1331 mode ir some old stories have the bouquet ot a good old wine and agi cannot wither them nor custom stale besides there is always the chanco that someone somewhe heard them all a rather tricky bunker the came- at last to locu lomond now said jonathan that really 13 some thing i must admire and i gue33 f it were possible id tike that same sheet of water right over to schenec tady thats ai3ily dane said mac jist trail a bit pipie across may not have the pond wl ye an it ye can sook as weels ye can blaw yeil has it st c exhibition in the state house mu seum at trenton include celts blade like instruments arrow heads of jas per and chalcedony a whitish quartz of waxlike luster bone awls and jpne drills an unidentified piece ssibly a ceremonial stone is one of he most interesting relics uncovered evans the slate ornament is id- in the middle the reverse i- showing a round indentation sim ilar to the eye in a potato many of the objects have not yet been anthro pologically dated the relics discovered the main part of the largest shel ter in the bevans grcup has two caves iponing to left and right ot the rock roof projection which is about sixty- nine feet long the cave to the right is low and damp the one the left is dry habitable and seven feet high while material had jn taken from this shelter during a previous exca vation many years ago recent dig gings unearthed twentyfour ai-row- jaeads of fine flint jasper chalcedony and rhyolite togethr with a four- inch spearhead several knife blades hammerstones unio ohells a species of mussel and potsherds a thumb scraper of red jasper used by in dians to smooth bone and soft store implements were among small speci- mens found at bevans i moodys on the edge of big muck- shaw pond two miles southwest of newton and in the bevans area is another rocky cavern that has given up relics moodys has long bcen a trysting place for the romantic who say that ort dak nights the moan of an indian pinceft of legendary fame can be heard across the silent pond which protects the caves entrance today geologists are studying the jlarge rocks that once shielded moodys hiding place and with other rocks deeply pitted by water drippings they are measuring time in an effort to arrive at a fair estimate of the orig inal extent of the overhanging ledge before its outer edge fell tin wrlter3 contention that ia the languago of sport the expert has everything heart3 k 8 t clubs j 7 diamonds q j 9 7 2 spades 6 4 at hearts z made four odd losing only one heart one club and one spade trick at diamonds the result would have been the same so the experts imagination and clear analysis ot his partners bidding gave him a game not otherwise possible how many play ers would have bid this hand like the expert at contract the bidding would have beoa the same up to zs threeheart bid his partner y would then have bid four hearts the foregoing hand was not selected j perhaps a funny story should thcr in nao time nover be written down at all- for how uninspiring even our most suc cessful piece of drollery appears in cold print yet given the time and the place maybe that even the mo3t unpromising of these that follow will set the table in a roar may it be so there is at least variety hearts a 10 9 t clubs q diamouds a k 10 5 spade3 k q s 7 no score rubber game the expert z dealt and bid one diamond a perfect example ot the fourcard suit bid in as unusual but only a3 representative preference to the no trump the of the margin o superiority that the singleton club is a danger spot in no expert has over the average player to trump because a good player with a excel at auction and contract as in setup club suit aud the lead would any other game the expert must have pass the no trump ii this particular everything he must be able to do hand a had a sixcard club suit andthe right thing at the right timo and hi3 partner the ace of spades so that it is this quality that is most strongly a no trump bid by z would have failed evident in the hand given it may to make the contract by one trick z seem easy and the experts play and however possessed the first requisite bidding tho natural thing to do but of the expert good judgment so he how many players could honestly say bid one diamond a passed and y bid that in actual play they would have two diamonds to givo his partner an- done the same it they can they are other chance to bid b passed and z in the class ot the expert it not they russia to manufacture soap from suds shortage of fats in russia has in- now had to do a little thinking ys bid ot two diamonds indicated a will ingness on his part to have z bid an other suit this suit could be either clubs hearts or spades the expert figured that his partner would not bid two diamonds merely to obtain a club bid from him because it example will be is just as difficult to go game at clubs tide solution to last weeks problem hearts- k 8 7 3 2 clubs none diamonds nouo spades a 10 till have somethiug to which to look forward we cannot all bo experts but we can all improve our game by ana lyzing the experts methods and profit ing thereby put the expert under the lens at every opportunity and you cauot help but benefit another iveu in a later ar- hearts q g clubs k 10 i diamouds none spades q hearts 9 a clubs 8 7 diamonds 10 spades none i j hearts none clubs a q 5 diamonds uone spades 9 5 4 2 there are ilo trumps and z is in the other heart all of ys cards are good lead how can y z win five ot the k be then leads a club all of zs cards seven tricks against any defense solution z should lead the deuce suppose a leads a low club at of spade3 a must play the queen trlcic no 2 y should discard the ace andy should play tho ten thus allow- o apa ona t all of zs c ids be ing a to win the trick b should dis- come good exce the five of clubs at card the seven ot clubs a now haa t elm r all cases therefore v z the choice ot two leads a he may nvu3t wia fiv6 o the seven tricks lead a heart or b a club against any defense a suppose a decides to lead a heart false solution suppose y wins the if ho leads the six of hearts y should first spade trick he must then lead dnrort iu mit if play the king and lead back tht deuce hearts if he leads a lo heart b will duced moscow chemists it is re- 1 o hearts whicll a must win on these win the trick with the nine and make ported to devise ways to collect the tricks z should discard the five ot his diamonds if y leads the king ot used soapsuds and rinse water from clubs and the four of spades a is hearts a should play the queen and laundries dishwashing departments thus obliged to lead a club up to tho thus enable b to win the second heart of restaurants and other places ace queen in zs hand on the first trick played in this way y z can where much soap is used and to re- loatl o clubs y should discard the only win three tricks cover tho soap chemically so that it ace o s an1 thus a oi z cards thla is a good example of not allow- all ordinary kinds of snan ire mido aro 800d i at trick no 2 a leads in n opponent to force the lead iu hv rls s i a 6 j w queen of hearts y should let it ones hand when by so doiug one or by chemical react ions between fats hod tile trck a thea lead3 au trlckg be lin compounds like washing soda like beef fat or olive oil and alka- lino compounds like washing soda when soap is used for washing it dis solves slightly in the water and the soap molecules then slide in between the particles of dirt or underneath them to pry them loose from oach other or from tho dish fabric or hit of human skin to which the dirt was attached if the wash water is hard some of the soap also combines chem ically with the hardening constituents in the water and is changed into insol uble chemical compounds which make tho hard scum that hard waters often form in either case the original soap still is present in the spent ends or in the rinse water tho new rus sian processes aro reported to filter out this soap together with much dirt and other constituents thi smatcrial then is treated with acids and other chemicals which decompose the soap a jovial customer in a cafe gave his order to a somewhat dourlook ing waitress a couple of boiled eggs and a kind word please the eggs were brought now for the kind word miss the girl leaned forward to whisper in his ear dont eat those eggs hero something tor everybody fori the skipper of the annie laurie one mans joke is not anothers i engaged at the last moment before have known quite a lot of people sailing from aberdeen two deck- scotsmen mainly who refuse to hands mackenzie and mccraig mac- laugh at this question how can kenzle had a good character a fact you make a scotsman happy in his which the old man wa3 always old age answer tell him a joke rubbing ia to mccraig who hadnt when he is young j aye aye was invariably the lat- the wrong hal iters dour comment i soon the smack encountered very dirty weather and mackenzie com- macdonal0 byxdgub ynet qaette jaccl z ag paperttachvfij- owl laffs and talking of scotsmen how could one begin better than with this one a worthy scot had been persuad ed to become an elder mistrusting his power to produce the extempore prayer sometimes called for he past ed a prayer in lua tall hat so that he should never b caught unpre- pared very soon after this the j minister was late in arriving at a i funeral and the elder was called upon he hurried into the hall for his hat and bowed reverently over it and then to the astonishment of the mourners he cried out in agitation guidiies thi is no my hat a party ot clergymen having lost their train remained overnight at the local inn expecting no other visitors the landlord put them in the commercial room because it was the only room with a fire after a meal they were chatting merrily round the hearth when a traveller popped his head in and on seeing the unaccustomed assembly was about to withdraw hastily the situation was explained and before long the late comer had joined in th talk the conversation turned to dreams and one of the parsons ing up to svab the deck was swept bucket in hand into th mountain ous sea mccraig having witness ed this catastrophe sought the skip per ye ken yon mon mackenzie him wi the guid character ho queried weel weel hes awa wi your bucket 350400 chances to make good in t932 there are 3g5 days in 1932 with six teen waking hours in each and sixty minutes in each of these hours it our arithmetic is correct that give3 each of us 350400 wa mo ments in 1932 in any one of which we may stir our ambition may hear the call to higher ideals to self improve ment or ia any ot which our machia- ery of thought may evolve a splendid idea may set us ou the road to the heights of success each of these moments tiny seg ments of eternity is a portion ot our life each a potential crisis for better or worse in our life they seem many in their total ot a lifetime yet how swiftly we pas3 through them wo pass note the moments do not wouldnt it be well to make 1932 count mote in the use of these preci ous fragments of our lives than weve an explorer travelling in africa ever doue before came upon au elephant which was in acute pain regardless ot dan ger and with considerable difficulty ho extracted a thorn from the ani mals foot years afterwards he visited a circus where the chiet at traction was the performance ot some trained elephants one ot these in the act of performing his trick stopped trumpeted shrilly and charged towards the auditorium pandemonium ensued but the crea ture calmly lifted the explores from his oneandtenpenny seat and plac ed him in the fiveandnlnes true the oxcuse for including the fol lowing is that it ia guaranteed authentic some years ago in a north coun try seaside town there wa3 display no matter how bad you aim when you throw bouquets at a man they al ways ltit the right spot classified advertising an otfell to kvbitv 1nventok list of wanted inventions and tutt uuurniatton sent treo the eimtji com pany aorid patent attorneys 275 fauk street ottawa canada cj un us youn poultry rt o eess absolutely highest marhet prices paid cheques remitted immedi ately crates loaned write for quota tions and give us a trial hosexpklp poultry and egg company lim ited montreal temale help wanted ladies wanted to do light sewlnff at home eood pay worfc sent charges paid stamp for particu lars national manufacturing co mon treal hides- furs highest prices paid try us william stone sons limited ingcrsoll ont canada silk industry for five years in succession the silk industry ot canada has shown in creases in the value of production even in 1030 a year ot slackened men were digging a ditch iu a wet trade generally the output of the silk sticky soil that was in danger of flood- m rose by over 20 per cent silk ing- manufacturing is one ot the newer in- young foreman shouting dustries of the dominion and tho out i rapidity ot its growth has been re- the meu were out ot the ditch like lnar records are available since a flash 917 all m the intervening period the foreman shouting all in value ot production has risen by over the men tumbled back into the related how he had dreamt he wa3 ed a phrenologists card with this in- in heaven and how lovely it was scription head3 examined is each then th traveller said i had a two yokels read it and one was similar kind of dream hut unfortun- overheard to say to tho other ately i found myself in the other place oh said one archly what was it like there well heids examined for is each why the fellas a feul when ye can buy a tuppenny comb and see for yersei replied the traveller something a clergyman was much surprised soviet government turns to arctic for chemicals russia iu its quest for chemicals has invaded tho arctic an apatite plant scheduled to pro duce thi3 year moro than a million tons of concentrates used chiefly for fertilizer was recently opened in the khlblny mountains according to ba- sile w delgass former vicepresident of the amtorg trading company he says in reporting soviet scientific ex plorations for industrial and engineer ing chemistry journal ot tho ameri can chemical society that the fac tory is beyond the arctic circle eighty miles north ot tho white sea and ap proximately 100 miles inland from the arctic ocean he goes on hugo stones remnants ot tho gla- clal periods block the entrances to the altogether detaching from it the fatty valleys the peaks are covered by oroily materials from which the soap jporpetual snows and dreary tundra lies for hundreds ot miles around of their chemical factories were re- vealod in the recent trial ot several engineers in that country mr delgass observes ot course no trials can help he adds when there is a lack ot knowledge ftud where untrained men aro appointed as managers of chemical plants are separated from the dirt repurified and then are ready to be used to make a new batch of soap london drive of princes to become parking area london a drive along which princes and dukes passed in horse- t oxportios apatite concentratoto drawn carrlagos during tho last two t united states centuries will soon bo surrendered tho cost of tho plant is 5000000 gold rubles about 2500000 and it has a scheduled production ot 1100000 responding recline in german tons in 1931 2000000 tons in 1932 and 3000000 tons in 1933 part ot the apatite produced is exported to eur ope and it is rumored that negotia tions are being conducted with a view to tho carriages during the last two an appropriation ot 60000000 gold ii k j rubles has been recently voted by the centuries will soon be surrendered to tho carriages of the modorn world council of peoples commissars to in- growing populations tho n y times among the many things in the present world which the prewar imagination would havo found it hard to believe i3 population in france growing at least as fast as in germany the recent french census with a population of 41s35000 showed a gain of 2025000 over the year 1921 tho rate ot annual increase is seven- tonths ot ono per cent for germany in the years 192729 the indicated an nual increase wa3 sixtenths ot one per cent the change has been brought about by an acceleration in french increase aud a more than cor- in the last flvo years for instance franco gained 1100000 inhabitants whereas tho fiveyear increment before tho war averaged 325000 in ger many on tho other hand tho annua rate of increase is less than halt ot what it was before the war like this i couldnt get near the fire for parsons parsons here is another with the same protagonists a parson invariably carried in his pocket a bottle ot an indian pickle of his own make for which he had a passion staying at a small hotel where the only other guest was a commercial traveller the parson pro duced the inevitable pickle at lunch one day at receiving a basket ot potatoes from an old woman of his parish with a message saying that as he had remarked during i1i3 ser mon ot the previous sunday that common tators commentators did not agree with him she had sent him some real good ones two revellers who had lined too well got into their sports twoseater late one night and zigzagged down piccadilly the passenger vague- i ly alarmed at the erratic course they ditch thinking taht the call had been a false alarm foreman shouting au out out tumbled the meu foreman shouting all iu aud they disappeared once again in tile ditch grumbling a little after halfadozen repetitions of this business the workmen became angry 650 per cent the growth ot the industry has been well sustained throughout the 13 years although there have been some fluctua tions in 1917 the value ot production was 2372000 by 1920 when price were at their height it had risen to 5370751 in the next five year3 thero were fluctuations and iu 1925 tho value of the output was 54s336s xvr taking murmured sleepily i he did so and when he regained his breath he began you are a par son i believe yes now tell me do you ever preach about damna tion and hellflre oh yes i thought so and you are the only parson i ever knew who carried samples still another about a parson a clergyman who had sacked hs cook received an inquiry from her prospective employer with regard to his use of the term biblical cook in his reference he replied dear madam the term clearly expresses my meaning everything my late cook did was either a burnt offering or a bloody sacrifice say algy old boy i think you ought to drive a hit more carefully goo lor said algy goo lor i thought you were driving tho report of the death of a city merchant was like mark twains grossly exaggerated thinking to reassure one of his friends he rang him up and said did you see the roport in this mornings paper that i was dead good gracious no replied his friend where are you telephoning from a pantomime is like a cigar re marked the theatre manager on the first night of the new show hows that asked his friend well was the explanation if its good everybody wants a box and it its bad no amount of puffing will make it draw and asked the foreman what he meant from that year on however the bal- by it ance was unbroken in 1928 the valuo one workman very demanding reacne 10897273 in 1929 it was whats the game theres no water ji4n6080 and in 1930 it rose to 17- coming and theres no sign ot a cavej 808598 iu the five years between in- 1 1025 and 1930 it will be observed tha foreman smiling i know there value ot the product was more than i3ut but i find that you fellows take trebled out more dirt on your boots than you tue canadian silk industry 13 di do on your shovels vided into two distinct branches real silk and artificial silk however ow- youd think a man who was rich ing to t fact that there are only two enough to quit work at 3 oclock and p in the latter section the par- play golf all afternoon would be happy ticulars for the artificial silk industry but golt seems to take all the joy out are not available separately in 1930 of life tor most men tn t two branches ot the industry together there were 25 plants ia operation all of them in tho provinces of quebec and ontario the plants in quebec numbered 15 with only ona plant producing artificial yarns tha larger part ot which was used by tho same firm for weaving artificial silk fabrics in ontario there were 10 plants ono ot which manufactured only artificial silk yarns which wero sold to hosiery and kuit goods mills aud to producers of silk fabrics puffing and blowing mcculloch had been showing off the beauties ot his native land to an american visitor who kept up old glorys reputation of belittling 1 everything he saw after likening i at the basis of all morality all the forth bridge to a pretty piece knowledge all lofty endeavor lies tho ot childs fretwork the noble tay truth that god reigns horace grce- to a brooklet and schiehallion to ley t j v mt easo tho existing plant and to con jt is the forecourt of old lansdowno struct other plant3 in this region russian engineers designed the new house in berkcloy square which 13 o be turned into a parking space tor motor cars until the mansion is project but american specialists we either rented or sold al3 consulted the historical forecourt contains the problem ot production ot super many potholes which must bo fill- phosphates in russia is far from beini od in but 3oon any one for the solved wo aro told in splto ot all price ot 12 cents may loavo his the technical help received by tho rus automobllo ouuidc a house where slana from germany and extensiv onca only tho famous stopped down study ot tho proce3s in tho unite i and then by latltafon i states superphosphate plants in rx aia do not work satisfactorily even baldheaded barters insist on difficulties which tho russians are telling hair raising orle encountering in the operation ot aorae i will a new year resolve i will start afresh this new year with a higher fairer creed i will cease to stand complainiug ot my ruthless neighbors greed i wi cease to sit repining while my dutys call is clear 1 will waste no moment whining aud my heart shall know no fear i will look sometimes about me for the things that merit praise i will search for hidden beauties that elude tho grumblers gaze i will try to fiud contentment in the paths that i may tread i will cease to havo resentment when another gets ahead i will not be swayed by cuvy when my rivals strength is shown i will not deny his erit but will try to prove my own i will try to seo the beauty spread before me rain or shine i will cease to preach your duty and be more concerned with mine mike scowling as ho reads grocery bill whats this whats this december 1st cabbage 25 ceuts december 3rd peck potatoes december 5th ditto december 10th ditto cecember 16th ditto mrs mike indignantly its a he there aint been a ditto in the house some time when you aro talking about yourself stop for awhile aud seo it anyono present will remind you to start again we aro all strong for the other guy to take his medicine aud bo a sport right now this country needs more interviews like this i have nothing to say you can judge a girls modernism by discoverins whether she regaids her husband as a blessing a necessity a luxury an affliction or a joke a man who la clever enough to be boss at homo is also wise enough not to brag about it in fathers footsteps the vicar called at the homo ot one of his parishioners and for a while was left in the room with tho pride of the family he patted the little fellows head affectionately and said by way ot making conversation you look a good little boy i suppose you al ways do what your mother tolls you the boy stopped tinkering with the family wirelessset and said yes vicar and so does daddy suspicion suspicion is the companion of mean souls and the bane of all good society in britaiu divorces aro becoming much more common in 1s71 thcra wero 166 cases in england scotland and wales in 1929 there were 3398 the dr papillaud pill for constipation imported direct from franco this pill dissolves and acts only in thft bowels a trial and you will be con vinced laboe sizc 70c bandy size 2se send 25c for a handy size package or order from your dragrgriat sb rapillaud lab ltd 33 front street weat toronto lawyer for the defense your rir my client wishes a little judge years knox alt right six memphis tenn zoo officials would like to congratulate venus and adonis as tho parents ot a son and heir or a bouncing baby daughter but they jealously guard their 75pound offspring and tho officials are still guessing business first a jewish boy was caught by tho dangling ropes ot a balloon at tho country fair when lie was being carried aloft and the crowd wki standing aghast as ho hung head downwards his father cried i ifcey ikey throw out some of our bilhuith cards flowers ha who doos not love flowers has lost all fear and love ot god ludwlg tieck had to break the date again those monthly pains lyjit e pinkhams vegetable compound re lieve those headaches and awful cramps try ic before you break another date 1 4- issue no 132