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sj- owl laffs on with laughter when we are able to see over the telephone we will get a lot of pleasure in tailing wrong numbers a farmers son attendee a big doings in town and stayed over to watch the dancing at night he hadnt been out in the world much and he was deeply impressed with the girls clothes at that dance some of the ladies clothes 1 see here he said put me in mind of ft barbed wire fence somebody asked him why well said he its this way they appear to protect the property with out obstructing the view rhey a british bishop was considerably upset and confined o his bed when he received a noto one frida morn ing from the vicar of a village in his diocese my lord i regret to in form you of tho death of my wife can you possibly send no a substitute for tho week end to many the idle life is the ideal life garden hints the best way to tell tho vegetables from tte weeds is to watch your neighbors chickens newly sprung oh my love she wears a red red coat that one can see a mie oh my lovo she wears a red red coat thats newly come in style girls believe the difference between a misfortune and a fortunate miss is an engagement ring conductor how old is your lit tle boy fond mother four conductor how old are you my little man when your children cry for it there is hardly a household that hasnt heard of castoria at least ave million homes are never without 1l if thero aro children in your family theres almost daily need of its comfort and any night may find you very thankful theres a bottle in tho house just a few drops and that colic or constipation is relieved or diarrhea checked a vegetable pro duct a baby remedy meant for young folks castotla is ibout tho only thing you have eve heard doctors advise giving to infants stronger medicines aro dangerous to a tiny haby however harmless they may be to grownups good old castoria remember tho name and remember to buy it it may spare you a sleep less anxious night it is always ready always safe to use in emer gencies or for everyday ailments any hour of tho day or night that baby becomes fretful or restless castoria was never more popular with mothers than it is today every druggist has it vorit kl cripp t thought i was j- going to be a cripple for life with neuritis and rheumatism mrs si mon rae rr 2 st marys ontario says this in a letter and many other women at the pres ent moment are suffering so severely from rheuma tism that they too feel depressed and despond ent but mrs rae found relief in the timetesed remedy dr williams pink pills this farnnus discovery of a canadian doctor by enriching and purifying the blood re news vitality and attacks rheumatism at its very source i suffered for four years and nothing seemed to help me says mrs rae after taking dr williams pink pills i am now able to do all my own work i feel that there is nothing like them buy today at all drug gists and dealers in medi cine or by mail postpaid 50 cents from the dr williams medicine co brockville ontario s interesting facts about dept of health astrology listed as a quack science the socalled science of astrology and the making of horoscopes is ridl- more cups to the pound more flavor in the cup more tang to the taste thats what makes red rose tea so popular every package guaranteed sicutts pihkpom boy four conductor well ill let him ridel free this time but when he grows up hell be either a liar or a giant iiislffliil willie was dejectedly walking home from school and his woehegone ap pearance attracted the attention of a kind hearted old lady what is troubling you my little man she asked dyspepsia and rheum usui re plied willie why thats absurd remarked the old lady how can that ue teacher kept me in after school because 1 couldnt spell them was willies dismal answ immigration london daily express an unfor tunate idea is begiring to take pos session of the dominions they are coming to suspect immigration from the mother land as an effort on our part to shift the burden of the unem ployed to their own shoulders it is a completely superfiial view but they are not to be blamed for holding it the bungling way in which successive british and dominion governments have handled the problems of settle ment within the empire is mainly an swerable for this unhappy impression examine it in tho light of history ard especially of im erial history and its incompleteness is laid bare at once what great britain offers the dominions is much more valuable than any export of machine ry goods gold we offer them british stock the same stock that has built up the greatness of the united state of canada australia and new zealand it is by far the most precious gift we can make si logan druv in yisterday in his old rattletrap cutter with a nag in front of it wo tl ough had died three years ago come march but then si aint so much better than his outfit and if the humane societys goin to do any chloroformin we suggest it do the job up right sis seven years in ar rears with this paper what wo dread to think of is ein stein in another world tryir g to com municate with kir jhver lodge keep many records in the vaults of the dept of health is kept the original registration of every birth marriage and death oc curring in the province of ontario approximately seven million records are now on file more than 133000 birth marriage and death registra tions are added yearly to the records ever 12000 certificates arc issued each year while the number of searches reach a yearly total of 50000 registration a simpls matter the parents aro required by law to register the birth as soon as occurs and it is a sini le matter co fill out the blank post card which is supplied free for this purpose the child and its parents derive certain advantages from this prompt registra tion not the least of which is that the record is preserved and official certificate may at any ime be secured for entrance to school to prove in heritance age to ta or to marry for life insurance or passport purposes as well as for many other require ments throughout life why do people die if the deaths of ridents were not registered the deptnent would not be in a position co know what dis eases were cubing ontarios people to die but the registration of deads is rtw very thoroughly done and it is of interest to note from the latest report that we lost 35900 residents in 1920 but 20819 of these ware due to ten causes distributed as follows hate per 100000 popu lation 1631 990 many things told about of f prof c j kullmer ph d if tt r t n the march pictorial review interest to unturians m0 rccent discovery of the astronomera u that our sun with its little family of eight planets belongs to the milky way universe of stars and that there are tens of thousands of such universes of stars at meas urable distances visible in their tele scopes on there is space and yet there are people who turn away from science to astrology this much is certain there aro no reputable schools of healing there is only one scienco if any one distrusts the universities of america he may turn to the universities of highgrade small nations like holland switzerland japan finland den mark ho will find everywhere only one science that based on experi ment but he will find no astrology no mention even of any of the heal ing vults that flourish under the freedom of america no medicinelike babys own tablets ood tea red rose orange pekoe is extra good xo of deaths 5132 3110 for either the newborn babe or the growing child there is no other medicine to equal babys own tablets for little ones whether it be for the newborn babe or the growing child the tablets al ways do good they are absolutely free from opiates or other harmful train childrens taste in clothes children should be trained in taste in clothes by being allowed to help in the selection of their clothing at an early age during the years ono learns how to do everything else this knowledge of good tasto in clothes should also be acquired the ability to enjoy clothes far frpm being something to frown down is distinctly an asset in later life it is now possible to gratify chil drens love of gay clothes even on a very small income although the small income means that one must put moro thought into buying lady astor remarked that the most en trancing thing in america was tbe loveliness of the childrens clothes in the new york shops classified advertisements stkalvuultltv plants aslau- aous roots ulghest quality guar anteed stock best varieties best prices free delivery c it leavens it no 4 belleville 4 i iauy chicks wb hatch s four varieties price 9c up vite for free catalogue a h switzcr orunron ontario inteeuationalr movers b st equipment latest meth ods uniform return load prices i goods insured we move you when ou want to move make your enquiries now pioneer distance movers agents in principal cities of eastern states and canada hill tho mover hamilton and toronto disease heart disease cancer diseases of the arteries 2t1s s83 pneumonia ifld2 604 tuberculosis 1835 5s3 influenza 1538 504 brights disease 1561 498 apoplexy 1405 44 c bronchopneumoni 970 308 infantile diarrhoea 615 105 the toll of lives which heart disease cancer and disease of the arteries are taking yearsly is so heavy and unj dominion status fortunately increasing from year to r sta- indj- t yearthat the department feels alrjjf iffin0seibe for a certala kind of posuble adverting should oe given d t0 enter he idea tmu there to these figures nothing that canr he 0 pe elation between lessen the ravages o thesethree prm- 1 b j an dtle domlnions far more drugs and tbe mother can always feel mole town or coun on the pages of safe in using them the mailorder catalogues concerning the taulets mrs john quo of tho matters over which armour rri south monaghan mo and daughters aro most like- ont says we have three fine t disagree is the question of what healthy children to whom when al suitablo or appropriate to wear medicine is needed we have given j her0 t is no doubt the conserva- only babys own tablets the tablets tive nulst make concessions but sho are tbe best medicine you can keep can begin wuen her daughters aro in any home where there are young to buiid up a f for appro west indian trade st john telegraphjournal intl the people of the west indies de sire to enlarge their trade with canada they wish not only to sell more in this country but buy more vet clothes wnnt closer contact with tho ii i business interests of the dominion a most perhaps quite as lovely may thev are boking to canada as a og be had in the drygoods store m a rel brother there has been an increase i in trade and a very marked increase j in the last ten ye rs it is most grati fying to learn that thero was an in crease last yeai of s220000l in the sale of manufactured goods over the figures of the preceding year we have a right to anticipate a larger increase in the cjtrent year and a steady growth thereater children babys own tablets are a mild but thorough laxative which regulate the stomach and bowels banish consti pation and indigestion break up coids and simple fever and make teething easy they are sold by medicine dealers or direct by mail at 23c a box from tho dr williams medicine co brockville ont appears itomach cipal causes of death sholc be left untried how to apply for certifi cates when r certificate is required write to the department of health parlia ment buildings tornto stating 1 whether birth marriage or death certificate is desired 2 xamc of person 3 where birth marriage or death occurred and whe fees to accompany application schedule of fees is as follows search 50c copy of certificate 100 birth certificates for use in connec tion with school athletics are issued at a charge of filty cents when ap plied for by school principal for purposes of mothers allowances act death certificate of father mar riage certificate of father and mother and birth certificates are supplied free when application is made through local secretary if the mothers allow ance board application by a soldier soldiers widow or children for free certificate for pension purposes should be accom panied by virenee from the dscr satisfactory far more certain of en during than a colonial relation of sub ordination and dependence the statesmen of the empire who at the last imperial conference evolved the british commonwealth of nations per ceived clearly that great and flourish ing dominions must inevitably arrive at the head of their experience as colonics and that they must have a larger and freer scope of action with in tho range ef tho british system the old idea was that a colony must forever remain a colony or it must grow up and move out the imperial conference devised a plan whereby the dominions could grow up without moving out there has been no con ception so fine and inspiring in the history of the british people minards liniment for grippe and flu unemployment and emigration britannia london a producer is also a consumer and if we send away a producer with his family we are getting rid of perhaps four consumers and that surely moans that our home manufacturers aro osing valuable customers the dominions and for eign countries are all increasing their producing plants behind tariff bar riers and making it more difficult for us to find consumers overseas where then is the advantage of sending away the consumers we already have a generation ago the colonies purchase their manufactured goods very large ly from us and our emigrants still re mained customers for our industries but this is not the case today emi gration may bo highly necessary to keep the empire british but whether it will relieve our unemployment is a subject on which i want moro en lightenment farmers and the tariff victoria times lib why the formers of canada are overwhelming ly against proposals of the high tariff petty is easily understood the value of tho agricultural industry of the country at the present time is approxi mately 8000000000 and the value of last years production reached the large total of nearly 1400000000 or more than half of the national debt of canada they could not have made this progress under any restrictions which would hamper their trade and ii crease their cost of prodcition travel writer says tne einstein theory is attracting much more popu tar interest in america than in eng- lard england is used to ftg scottish nationalism just a tasteless dose of phillips milk of magnesia in watd that is an alkali effective yet harmless it has been tho standarj antacid for 50 years among physicians everywhere ono spoonful will neutralize at once many time its volume in acid it is iho right way tho quick pleasant and efficient way to kill tho excess acid the stomach bccoaes sweet the pain basil murray in the nation and athenaeum london what is want ed is a constitition similar to that of ulster itoresentaton at westmin ster in conjunction with a parliament departs vou aie nappy agrii in five at edinburgh scottish control of minutes what are admittedly scottai matter dont depend on crudo methods already scotland has her own law employ tho best way yet evolved in and her own church she asks in addi- all tho years of searching that is tion for the management of her own phillips milk of magnesia local government her agriculture her bo sure to get the genuine phillips health service her education which milk of magnesia prescribed by pbysl- f there is anything in precedent will clans for 50 years in correcting excess he greatiy in advance of her neigh- acids each bottlo contains fall dlrec- bors her fisheries hei roads and tlons any drugstore her purely internal taxation popularity c this hostelry is evidenced in the fact that guests in variably return to the mount royal a courteous welcome ia cheery hospitality await you vernon g cardy managingdirector the largest hotel priateness minards liniment prevents flu cy attic has bin wearii his ear- muffs so much this winter that now he cant hear nothin without em cy havin always listened in to every bodys business it may become neces sary fcr him to wear em all summer keeping up the payments till the furniture is all ours guarantees some of us the possession of antiques you see we need cruisrs enough to outscrap the other nations either way mm im or vini0j irvr-nn- riv am full nti iii tinn iit by ft on request tne ra3ksav co deot w 373 jtfinv s ottawa out re trcj trthzh rjtrijihotri rr j vti rmv tl l rtj arkcr kws jljcrc buff orputn wt- t waijtm lit and ur io0 lt ut- rj- vi tcy for fiue chick eocv scbwffujjhs hwibw 22c northampton buffalo n v bos h75 bbidcebukg ont can ttt ttut why experiment tcith unfamiliar soaps and latitats ui brooftbt rellrf and happiness or fiftj jr io mllliona all over tbe world soap 25c ointment 25c and 50c talcum 25c rtrt aa aaa for uenza the liniment that relieves all ailments mi wele aixestrmi mrs j maun rr no 5 barton sr eajt 1 lamilron ont i have to work in the store and do my own housework too and i got nervous and run down and was in bed nearly all summer the least noise would make me nervous i was told to take lydia e pinkhams vege table compound and 1 have taken seven bottles it has made me stronger and put more color into my face 1 get along nicely now with my work and with my four chil dren i would like to answer letters mrs malm mrs frank lukes r no 1 box 50 lankln n dakota i had two babies which i lost at seven months before my third baby was born my husband advised me to take your medicine and he bought me three bottles of it when 1 had taken the first one 1 began to feel better so i kept on dur ing the whole period we have a healthy baby boy and we are so proud of him and praise lydia e pinkhams vegetable compound for the help it gave me i feel well and strong- mts frank lukes issue no 14 v tand cob6ursioniarip6anw3itv v