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Who takes this stuff seriously, [don’t know, but according to the newspapers, it’s millions of us. It would be nice if everyone had a positive 2009 horoscope, even if it’s just the little things. We just have to lower our expectations a bit and we’ll be all right: And for this I can thank my lucky stars, which now seem to be in charge, after my unlucky stars abused their expense accounts and were asked to resign. The year will be big on the domestic front (I assume they are not talking domestic automobiles) and maybe even financially, so long as I’m careful (is the horoscope writer sure he has the right year?). m I too old to be sud- denly fascinated by my horoscope, which keeps telling me 2009 will be a momentous year in my life, a turning point, there’s no stopping me, you go girl, yadayadayada, even though people are worried about 2009? What I have done to aesérve this favourable juxtaposition of objects in the} Heayens, is not exactly clear. lETTERS POLICY In NewYork, for instance, drivers ate banned from exceeding whatever speed is prudent under the conditions It’s difficult to see how this does not open up a pandora’s box of interpretation of the law and different judgment calls by difierent oflicexs. than 400 words and must include a daytime telephone number, name and address. The Sun-Tribune reserves the right to publish or no! publish and to edit for clarity and space. Latter! to the Editor. The Sun-m. 6290 Main St Stouflvmo, ON I.“ '67 It’s interesting one of the apparent justifica- tions for such a change is that this is the policy in many US. states at the moment. Driving is onerous enough on our roads without the thought that should we get into a single-car accident -â€" in other words, it’s just theoldmegoirrgofitheroadâ€"thatweoould face a fineon top of the trouble we’re already facing which is getting the damage repaired and likely paying much higher insurance pre- The Sun-mbune welcomes your letters. All submissions must be less Wfllanyomwhohitsapatchofblackiceor encounters a drift of snow now be at the mercy of a police oflioer who will decide if the resulting mishap was their fault or not? ButmostofuslmwthatthisisCanadaand the weather and road conditions are typically beyond our control. 'IheproposalbyOntario vaincialPolioe Conunissionerlulian Fanfino to track down onpeoplewtwdrivemanunsafemannerin badweatherappeaxstoassumeflmt everyone Mlogetsinvolvedmanaccidentoolfldhave avoidedit Surprised my 2009 horoscope sounds positive, considering 6 WWW-Wlmmzam jmasonlyrmgmom Besides, should What is done in US. E n I T o n I A l Bad drivers already paying penalties lmmcnvn MEDIA Marketing 8: Advertising Manager Dawna Andrews jmasonflyrmgrom Ennonuu, Editor lim Mason Cancer (June 21 to Juli! 22) â€"â€" Your sign may be hazardous to your Gemini (May 21 to June 20) â€"â€" All at once you can cook! Not just french fries but Chez Bernie’s Roast Duckling a la Mashed Potatoes. People who care about you, buy you an apron. People of other astro- logical signs start frequenting your house around meal time and their camaraderie, jokes and penchant for helping clean up, really make a difierence. Pisces eats a major roll. Taurus (April 20 to May 20) â€"- You are less shy. And, the interior of your car is always clean. For you, this is enough. Aries (March 21 -April 19) â€"- Sud- denly the things you always wished you were good at, you’re good at. You can scrape and pile dishes fast- er yet more quietly. When you go to the grocery store five minutes before closing on Christmas Eve, you don’t have to ask the deli clerk what a turnip looks like. You can actually pick out an edible tomato. You play hockey with the guys and suddenly have an excellent wrist shot â€" and you’re the goalie! Life is good. If Mr. Fantino wantsâ€"t6 have a hand in drafting legislation, perhaps he should be run- ning for provincial Parliament instead. That is up to Parliament to decide, not the polio}: It’s the police’s job simply to enforce. The important part of this separation is that it keeps the intergrity of both the lawmakâ€" ers and the law enforcement arm intact. We’re never left wondering which laws our police are going to enforce or not, which ones they like better than others, which laws they'd like to see on the books and which ones they’d like stn'cken from the books The top cops are appointed and are there to enforce the laws, not write them. That job is reserved for our lawmakers in Padiament. Another thing they do in the United States is elect their sheriffs But we don‘t do that here. As it turns out, the insurance companies alreadyhavethisoption Mr. Fantino denies that, contrary to early reports, he was calling for insurance companies tobegiventherighttonotpayifadriverwas operating his or her vehicle dangerously. 'I‘herearealotofpoliciesinefiectmthe United States that we should notnecessar- ily emulate (Granting mortgages to millions of peoplewhomn’tafl’oxdtomakethepayments, precipitating the near collapse of the world’s financial system, is one that comes to mind) F states have any bearing on what we do here? Classified Mannger Bonnie Rondeau hmndmqu. mm Anvmmsmc Retail Manager Dianne Mahoney dmahoneyfifyrmg‘mm Siwi‘lmi'e-Tribune PUBLISHER Ian Proudfoot 6290 Main St. Stoufivflle, 0N. MA .167 www.mrkreglonmm Special Events Manager Pam Burgess phu rgestfitynng. mm Vugo (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22) â€"â€"â€"You are less self-conscious about the way you walk (“Head down, lookâ€" ing for money,” as your mother used to say.) Also. you finally real- Leo (July 23 to Aug. 22) â€"â€" Your animal magnetism finally pays off: there’s a reward offered for that dog who followed you home! Which is too bad because suddenly dogs really like you. They don’t smell your fear or notice the terrified look in your eyes. health. But have no fear! You are feeling swell and for once all the vertebrae in your back line up, even after lying on the couch all after- noon watching football. Pnonucnon Team Leader Sherry Day Bernie O’Neill “Io-I! E Aurldl Aurogflr Enrmn IN Cum Debora Kelly ADVERTISING 905-640-2612 (ilanified: 1-800-743-3353 Fax: 905-640~8778 Sagittarius (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21) â€" You now feel comfortable hold- ing your fork with your left hand at a nice restaurant. Which piece of cutlery to use and when, and what to do with it after (leave the small spoon on the plate for the server to take away? put it back beside the Scorpio (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21) â€" You are able to find fashionable footwear in your shoe size, at a dis- count price. When you tie your tie, it's never hanging down too far, nor is it ever too short. It’s always just right. Things are really humming for you right now. Libra (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22) â€"â€" When patience with the kids is called for, you have patience. When “enough with the food fight already, get to bed before you waste all the mayonnaise” is called for, you run out of patience. You always have the right amount of patience for the right occasion, no more, no less. As for cleaning up the mayonnaise, you put your faith in your sham wow, or whatever it's called. ize parting your hair on the other side will make no real difference in your life. Libra (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22) â€"â€" When patience with the kids is called for, you have patience. When “enough with the food fight already, get to bed before you waste all the mayonnaise” is called for, you run out of patience. You always have the right amount of patience for the right occasion, no more, no less. As plate? polish it up with my sleeve?) is all just as plain as day. Capricorn (Dec. 22 to Ian. 19) â€" To the people that you wished would realize that you have an inner soul that’s worth knowing, suddenly they just see it, in a flash, just by looking at you, you don’t have to do any cartwheels or funny tricks anymore. For the rest, there’s no hope for them so it's time to move on. 905â€"640~261 2 Fax: 905-640~8778 DISTRIBUTION 905-640â€"261 2 EDITORIAI BusIans MANAGER DIImcmn. Ammsmc YORK REGION PRINTING Robert Lazurko a DISTRIBUTION GENERAL MANAGER Nicole Fletcher 3011 Dean A York Region Media Group community newspaper The Sun-Tribune, published every Thursday and Saturday. is a division of the Metroland Media Group Ltd, a wholly-owned subsidiary ofTorstar Corporation. Metroland is comprised of 100 community publications across Ontario. The York Region Newspaper Group lncludesThe Liberal, sewing Richmond Hill and Thomhill, Vaughan Citizen, ihe Era-Banner (Newmarket/ Aurora). Markham Economist Sun, Georgina Advocate. York Region Business Times, North of the City, yorkregioncom and York Region Printing, SEW-Tribune Pisces (Feb. 19 to March 20) â€"â€" There’s something fishy about your sign, but not about the year you're about ‘to have. Romance, wealth, fame are all there for you to experiâ€" ence vicariously via your favourite TV show, which is debuting new episodes next month. Even if your horoscope doesn’t sound promising, I hope you all try to have a happy 2009 anyway, just to prove them wrong. Aquarius (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18) â€" Every time you get your hair cut, it's exactly the way you wanted it. You always gas up when gas prices are at their lowest. That purchase you put off until Boxing Day? The things on sale at 70 per cent off.