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stouffville suntribune thursday may 22 2003 7 there ought to be lawbf the internet roaming around with jim thomas there ought to be a law and maybe there is if so who is the enforcer im talking the internet and while im opposed to the appointment of a watchdog a salaried civil servant with nothing better to do than censor what he considers unfit for we the viewing public im suggesting its going to come unless thesystem cleans up its act nor will it end there a licence fee will surely follow along with dozens of different requirements- to meet government regulations v bureaucrats alwaysseeking new sources of income will reap millions in additional dollars but something has to be done for example under the website of frostburg md i discov ered a photostory concerning the construction of a new church a replica of noahs ark it was to be three storeys high since by coincidence this location was part of our vacation route we made it a mustsee on our itinerary we even thought we might attend worship- there should our arrival occur on asunday what a disappointment all we discovered were sev eral dozen steel supports extending 50 feet in the air and a sign that read noahs ark being built here a last day witness to the world is that all there iswe enquired of the natives j yes they rephed with embarrassed smiles after 27 yeare mats au there is yet the internet indicated the venture a sure thing there ought to be a law later after our fourday jaunt i afriyedhome to 145 e- maus thats right 145 letters advertisements etc most like me noahs atk while the legitimate ones i can take some were more offensive than brated movies several were even repeats like im a lonely housewife whose husband is seldom home maybe we could meet please click below for a photo if you cant come to me ill come to you hcture if you will me answermg me door and discovering a barmaid from dallas tex perched on my porch it would be enough to cause a coronary there ought to be a law j then theres this guy from saudi arabia who just inherited 20milli6n hes anxious i to share his newfound wealth but is unable tqremovethe money frpmthe country unless i- why me corsign a bank withdrawal qf course to perform this service requires an advance payment of several hundred dollars to guarantee my share likely chance but some could be tempted there ought to be a law there are mortgage loans and investment ads galore some viewers must be biting or why would they bother viagra comeoris are popular so are physical enhancers both male and female there ought to be a law then theres the free cash grantsnever to repay yes sure there ought to be a law and those totally free prescriptions likely stories there bughttobealaw the absolute worst are the explicit videos stuff so sordid so vile theymake ones skin crawl there ought to be a law popular also are popups even in the midst of typing this column a nude photo may appear in the centre of the screen its not that i request it truth is i detest it but like it or not itsthere y aqiiickzap will remove it however on occasions the unit is used by others for me uninformed if s a startling discovery there ought to be a law although most garbage sites contain click here to remove instructions this proves annoying when a this page cannot be found replaces it there ought to be a law so whats the answer there must be a secret to blocking out or wiping out unwanted emails without clicking in if so pleaselet me know s the internet is a marvellous invention i live for it and ill live with it but for this computer couch potato life would be a whole lot easier if i could live without me stuff i dont need and wantand this includes the lonely dallas housewife who keeps insisting on a date jim thomas is a stouffville resident who has written for local newspapers jot more than 50 yearsi whats for well it would be our chicken pies and the first time ever by popular demand our big ones too theyre the perfect thing to serve a small group some comfort at its finest medium reg 1395 serves 3 v4 family size serves 10 reg 4500 this week guinness i believe that these aire unique to our store and theyre so good what to serve wiith them more guiriess or airy other beer thats close a g0h reg 399 lb zh s ml week wcal its freshcut daily rhubarb too akamel in thee bakery a uttle caramel is pretty good but ive found that more is better so weve been at work making what seems like an endless array of caramel goodies and they are- i raspberri chocolate caramel cheese cakes theyve got a chocolate layer fresh raspberriesj caramel and a caramel toppmg to isize caramelapple cheesecakes these are a r i huge seller for us and like the previous cake theyre- v best at room temperature or better yet at body temperaturei to s size tootle cakes these are layers of chocolate arid pecan sponge cake filled with caramel and choalategariache pretty amazirig each caramelapple coffee cakes made with spiced apples and caramel baked iritothe coffeecake and its men drizzled with you guessed it caramel 9 each f caramelapple scones caramel mousse with toasted caramelized- pecans in a shortbread crusty drizzled with caramel i f caramel pecan pie basically its our pecan pie drizzled with caramel caramel apple butter tarts the mosf amazig tarts each two ionds of cooktes caramel milk chocolate sandwich cookies arid toastedpecan caramel cookies both box and as usual all of these items will be on sale this week at while supplies last this week our dem ast pork if you are new to our store mis is bur sage onion stuffed pork loinwhich has been seasoned and slowv- roasted its available either cold arid sliced in the deli counter or warm m chunks just in time for dinner reg 199 7 100 g this week one of bur customers was asking when well be making some raisin pies again and it turns out to be this week not only wfll we have a few old fashioned raisin pies well have some fresh rhubarb ones as well there wont be iriariy though so plan ahead 9 size- our new shipment of really nice cheeses have arrived from the village cheese company in armstrong british columbia there are about 17- different flavours available from wine goat cheese to horseradish or even maple cheddar im sure youll like them llltfhameln on 0 hibiscus theyre here at last well have 6 pots in many colours pushes and standards in quite a fewcolours mother geraniums weve got a good supply of hangers including some huge iyys in flbfej as well as small stuff and meaiumlarge mothers mandevilla theyre arriving now wtch for them this weekend jwyvrtha washingtons weve received another shipment of really nice and colourful marthas the earlier you come the better colour choiceyoull have mtxeb hanging baskets this friday morning well be receiving another shipment of our amazing mixed hangers with some more interesting plantings the wires can be removed arid the pot fibre can be inserted in an urn no urn we can help j theres another shipment our third on its way alyssum weve got a great supply of nice and healthy alyssum in different coloure small stuff coleus million bells lobelia brachia globe verbena bacopa lime diplodcna and lots more to make your window boxes urns and planters really heat stuff and dont forget that for any pot you buy at our store of 500 or more you get a kates buck to spend at kates garden r a store with tons of pots garden accents and good advice village grocer quality foods spegtalsmefeect wmlcixsin6 sundayis v hours mon 1100700 tuesthurs 900700 fri 900800 sat 900 sunl 100500 v 548 garltonroadj ijiiionville