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economist suntribu ne opinion thursday sept 12 2002 pm keeps sane as war talk grows us president george bushs most comfortable position seems to be looking down the barrel of a gun while many american presidents are in their glory when suiting up for military action war makes most canadian prime ministers nervous mention the word war around jean chretien and he breaks out in a rash the poor man gets all fidgety his mouth get dry he licks his lips blinks a lot pulls on his collar and his rickety command of the english language nearly flies out the window while our prime minister is no darn good when it comes to throwing canada into a catastrophic war hes a champion of the back alley jean chretien is a one- onone anything goes street fighter he believes in the philos ophy of a black eye a bloody nose and trip someone when he isnt looking the law of mr chretiens jungle lets you fool the other guy into thinking you have a rock in your pocket in other words when your fists fail try your brain if you figure you can run faster use your feet and get to heck out of there come to think of it mr chretiens used the same approach when running the country that may be why we voted for him canadians are not fools we look out for ourselves so here we are today the us is loading up the guns and targeting iraq meanwhile we have jean chretien a leader whos not anxious to throw us into the usmade soup americans are champing at the bit since canada isnt were giving north america needed balance when the prime minister is put into a corner and drilled about war he uses a bag of madeincanada tricks heres a typical media q a with tour guy jean reporter mr prime minister how do you feel about canada joining the us in attacking iraq and what is canadas position on the escalating us military threats against afghanistan prime minister how do i joan ransberry jean chretien is a oneonone anythinggoes street fighter feel i feel a cold coming on i said to aline last night make me a hot toddy itll attack the nasty cold germs your next question was- about the afghan alines mother gave us one for a wedding gift weve been married 46 years and weve only had one fight aline won it back to the afghan and my cold aline made a mustard plaster slapped it on my chest and wrapped me in mothers afghan she let me cook for an hour boy i came out of it fit as a fiddle i felt so good i darn near gave saskatchewan 4 mil lion to get rid of its grassy hoppers but i thought bet ter of it ill give the money to let paul martin and let him use it to ruin canada in 2004 reporter but mr prime min ister what about iraq prime min ister a rack a rack of what if you are recom mending a rack of lamb i dont think aline would go along with that but the mint jelly might be nice itll clear up the sinus es if i could breathe through this old honker i might be inclined to give quebec a smack on the side of its head just for old times sake reporter mr prime minister it seems likely the united states is going to war with iraq regardless of inter national opinion where does canada stand prime minister canada stands on top of the united states unless of course the us leaves and goes on vacation if that happens i guess canada will drop down and stand on top of mexico it doesnt really mat ter as long as my canada has some country to stand on thats all the questions today folks i feel a relapser sneaking up on me i gotta get to aline for some more protection canadian l socim cancer canadlcnnc society j du cancer breast health every womans right everyones responsibility for more information contact your local canadian cancer society office it could save your life corned beef it must be autumn theres no better time to enjoy this cool weather dish than now we make our corned beef here we use centrecut only brisket points we trim them lean and cure them in a savoury brine with an edge of nutmeg and allspice its a slice of oldfashioned heaven but thats not all not only have we reduced our price this week well give you the recipe for corned beef n cabbage and well give you the cabbage free minimum 2 lb piece bjy ttj reg 499 lb whats happenin in the our bakery is one of the high points of our store largely because of its illustrious leader jaana who stays awake at night planning and inventing things its quite amazing to me how special a great bakery can be well this week its apples and well start with something new applecaramel butter tarts theyre made with our butter tart recipe but with the addition of spiced apple slices and caramel really a great cantputitdown item 129 ea brandied spiced apple custard cakes these are great coffee cakes dont despair if you cant finish it in one sitting because its even better the next day 1395 1895 ea caramelapple scones 129 ea apple cheesecake flans they look amazing and if left to reach room temperature taste even better 795 17t95 ea apple pies either pastry or crumble top in two sizes 299 895 ea all of our apple items are 25 oef this week ps well have pumpkin tarts with spiced whipping cream 159 ea and weve been working on two new savoury pies in the 5 meal size chunky chicken and sirloin steak these are available from the deli cold case 349 ea chicken this is one of our more popular meat counter preparations we begin with our chicken breasts and flatten them so theyll cook quickly we bread them with egg crumbs and a french ja rj v herb seasoning and voila a uy quick and tasty meal that can be served on a bun or on a plate with your veggies and fries n this 995 lb m ilweek off british columbia gala autumn ejvlmentiiai i love emmenthal cheese and although you can enjoy it with almost anything i love it by the chunk at room temperature its real good s f q reg 269 100 grms j roasts if the chill in the air is telling you that roast beef should be on the menu come and see us weve got a good supply of sirloin steak roasts for dinner these should not be confused with sirloin tip roasts these are infinitely more tender and flavourful theyll be nicely trimmed and tied from 2 lb to 7 lb have a great dinner size last week i mentioned that it was the last week of fall mums and it was true until i was gently but firmly upbraided by one of our customers debbie park who kindly explained that now the kids are back to school moms have more time and presence of mind to concentrate on their plantings i aaa so get more u and i did these are new crop apples theyve got the crunch the juiciness and the flavour that you expect from right-off- thetree apples size 80s which are a good size lbi whats new apples weve got some macs thisl week as well as some earlys spys next week well have local galas and some matsus its a good time to be thinking apple coming next week next week our smoked pori hock deal will reappear get ready ea pumpkin fib ajlert well be making a limited number of pumpkin pies this friday and saturday if you crave one come on down ige 1 a 95 9 size jluea my vaddy by kate apple allspice apples and pork is already a good flavour combination add the allspice and apple cider and youll a garfn find flavour of a l f higher order reg 399 lb e ana apple f l off j 1 this mss p week chunky tortellini soup this is a great soup with lots of body its made with chicken stock great tortellini and seasoned just like mia mamma would ak wt4 0 70 week reg 649 serves 3 4 25 village grocer quality foods specials in effect until closing sunday september 15 hours mon 1000 tuesthurs 900700 fri 900800 sat 900600 sun 1000500 548 carlton road unionville 9401770 j