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su weekender saturday september 201997 p 7 k a j a a 1 v i watch out world griffins out to conquer you prom where i live bruce stapley it would appear that my fourth and final contribution to the worlds population is the product of a hitherto uncharted end of the gene pool not only do 15monthold griffins blonde curls blue eyes and lily white skin stand him in stark contrast to his dark skinned brown eyed fouryearold brother drew the first byproduct of my second kick at the family can but he has a demeanour about him that suggests the stork must have plucked him up from a planet where life is lived a little differ ently then here on earth griffin gives the term hardheaded a whole new meaning whenever hes so deliri ous with joy that he just cant contain himself he bends over frontwards until his hands touch the ground then proceeds to administer a series of head bonks to the floor smiling widely all the while like most 1 5monthold boys he has been taught to do that high five thing guys do as a jock greeting but his pre ferred method of bonding with his dad is to engage in some sort of tribal head butting rit ual his love of water also sees him put his best face forward as it were when exposed to the gentle ocean surf of prince edward islands south shore this summer griffin would fear lessly sally forth and plunge his head in the water paying no mind to the salty taste or the severe limitations this placed upon his ability to draw in air lawyer peter j lewarne matrimonial personal injury commercial litigation small business law bankruptcy real estate wills over 20 years experience low rates quality service 4701 highway no 7 at kennedy rd unionville ontario l3r 1m7 tel 4774381 fax 4777601 24 hour availability bankruptcy why face it alone call murray kideckel trustee in bankruptcy personal business bankruptcies personal proposals richmond hill 9058822436 30wertheimcrt downtown 4169716396 27corhonst scarborough 4167577535 oshawa 9055761926 mifif brampton 9054536881 barrie 7057226398 mm when it comes to mobility this kid is like an all ter rain vehicle his determination to take the most direct route from point a to point b often sees him walk over arms legs heads or any otherbody parts that happen to lie in his way actually he doesnt walk he wobbles like a punch drunk boxer according to his care giver the good natured lady who puts up with his assortment of novel quirks five days a week griffin sets the other older kids to scattering in fear whenev er he starts trundling recklessly across a room collid ing with every open cupboard door while tripping over any toys animals or feet lying in his path his standard peer greeting sees him barge enthusiastical ly into his unsuspecting fellow toddler arms out stretched and smiling causing both youngsters to fall floorward its no wonder the kid bears more scratch es scrapes and bumps on the head than a third rate hockey player ever the quintessential little boy he has already acquired many of the traits associated with the lesser males of the species hes drawn as if by magnet to the tv remote control always pulls his feet up when the vacuum cleaner comes anywhere near him and gives forth with a most pignacibus snort whenever he hears the word pig spoken as for his own vocabulary he has mastered two words to this point monma and dadda while momma is the word he uses to melt his mothers heart dadda is a multipurpose utterance only rarely used to identify his old man usually said in the form of a question his voice rising steadily as he blurts it out we have been led to wonder if its an attempt to communicate with the fathership connecting him with that other planet whatever it is it became the source of a little embarrassment for my wife susan during a recent outing encountering a man she had never seen before griffin proceeded to accost the unsuspecting fellow with a repeated cry of dadda dadda susan started to explain but eventually turned grifs stroller around and simply bolted the scene not wanting to risk further miscommunica- tions all of which has caused his teachermother who has by now mastered the art of diplomatically relaying the less than endearing class room traits of students to their doting parents to lie awake at night envisioning the wording his kindergarten teacher will use to alert us to his own unique brand of creativity thankfully though weve got another four years to impose at least a minimal degree of civility upon our lovable little monster before sending him out into the world foyer 400 in extras 5 speed manual transmission power steering 15l16valvedohc 4cylinder engine tinted glass amfm stereo cassette 60740 fold down rear seat power brakes body side moulding no limit financing for 60 months or lease for only no limit financing for 60 months or lease for only automatic sedan ge power group air conditioning amfm cassette cruise control per month48 mths per month48 mths 1 997 tercel g 1997camry fyf fife lease from tcci oac payment plus taxes down payment of 1200 on tercel and 3500 on cartiry cash or trade equipment first payment security deposit and all applicable taxes due upon delivery optional buyback on tercel is 602910 and on camry is 12337 mileage allowance of 96000 kms freight and pde included licensing and insurance are extra markville toyota 5362 h i 2948100 o o o rw lo 1 a w nfflmli rl il m i m a bullock 5 q 3 hwy 7 co mat iua am1wk 3175 hwy 7 east of woodbine 9054771756 even ts 3175 hwy 7 east of woodbine 9054771756 mt tultai i tv ikq sat sept 20th st svltt sept 21st from 12 to 4 pxn fios back unid hswyiot them ever enter a colouring sojt2t hear some great tdrxtis and hang out with the wild thincjf tmmimmtmmmmli sat sept 21st from 330 43q pin madame mystery join the mysterious karen campbell for an informative and lively discussion v about the latest and greatest books for mystery lovers sat sept 27th from 23q to 330 pm laptn otaqe actors come and join the earthstage actors as they perform the spontaneous poetry and prose from the books of kenneth g mills 1997 honorary prime mentor of canada are you neady tor a miracle with apgi author angelica wagner will b in our state to share her axperiences and read from her wonderful new book art- ymt ready for a mirscic wttk attgets dont miss this uplifting and inspiring discussion