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p 10 weekender march 15 1997 stux golf catalogue proves theres a sucker born every rniuute phiheas t barnum who proclaimed well over a cen tury ago that theres a suck er born every minute must have spent a lot of time on the golf course that would appear obvi ous after perusing a 1997 catalogue recently distrib uted by ah americanbased mail order outfit that has marketing down to such a fine art that it will be accepting orders for its vast array of golf goodies via the internet while this sea- from where i live bruce stapley sons offerings include the usual selection of oversized titanium drivers water proof wingtip saddle golf shoes and hardsided travel cases to protect the clubs of frequent flyers it is also full of the type of golf gimmickry that would make fred cou ples cringe there are wildlife series club head covers that resemble a muppets reunion ball hawkers that dredge the bottom of ponds to retrieve your water shots as well as the errant efforts of others and clockther mometers that clip on to a golfbag for people who must know the exact time and temperature as they play a round how about a pair of acrylic fur mitts for the diehard winter golfer or maybe the old pro alarm clock a bed side time piece in the form of an old duffer who awakens the saturday swinger with the cry of wake up youre going to miss your tee time not to mention golf balls painted up to look like a baseball a basketball or a football or those struck with the markings of ameri- set 189 d0ubleh39 serim queen 19 mw set w double 1 89 set 299 queen 239 set 369 kins 399 set 619 double 239 set 359 queen 279 set 429 king 439 set 659 double 29 set9 queen 299 set mm king 459 set 699 double 359 set 549 queen 409 set 619 king 559 set 899 double 429 set679 queen 499 set 749 king 689 set m099 no gst no pst s delivery mattress cover j bed frame pillow i i with any matching mattress set and this coupon futon bed vanessa daybed fejl iii j hjl um enamel finish b 9 f matesbed wood space saver corner bunk available in i assorted colours a vailable 1 i accepted can dollars a genuine swiss army knife comes complete with the usuai locking screwdriver and surgical steel blade but also includes golfer extras likea groove clean er spike wrench divot tool and bottle opener rknpw what youre thinking dont go there a night light golf ball can be activated by slipping a lit insert into the centre of a specially made ball enabling the player looking to take advantage of cheaper after hours rates to fin ish after dusk the caddy statue is a must for those who desire a golf motif for their home or back yard stand ing two feet tall this hand poured cast stone beauty weighs in at just over 50 pounds cotton throw cushions with golf prints round out the look costume jewellery and execu tive desk sets also come with a golf theme and antique style old course playing cards can be had by the fanatic who must eat breathe and sleep the game a full range of books covering every aspect of life on the links is also available topics include everything from how to books written by the pros right through a volume on the drama of the pro golf tour with a title i can relate to a good walk spoiled the same goes with videos with one particular flick featur ing classic course gags such as disappearing golf balls sounds like theyve been filming me on the course and from the well i guess it had to happen sooner or later department there is the all new monopoly golf edition this adaptation of the old clas sic has seen real estate such as atlantic ave the reading rail road and boardwalk changed to arnold palmers bay hill club and lodge the nabiscodinah shore classic and pebble beach golf links instead of picking up a com munity chest card to find theres been a bank error in your favor you collect 20 bucks for your first hole in one add it up and its just another example of good old american marketing in other words take a national pastime and beat it to death by offering for sale every off beat and wacky device that can be remotely tied in with it then again maybe its not too late for eatons to climb on board in an attempt to reinvent themselves sleepfaetory 4560hwy 7 4770181 1o720 yonge st 5080190 3811 seppard ave e 29351 9 1 we make any size mattress setup free available layaway hours monwed 1 06 pm thursfri 1 09 pm saturdays 106 pm sundays 114pm correction notice the advertisement for north pointe chevrolet oldsmobile in the march 12 markham economist sun should have read no charge rustproofing paint protection new vehicles only 96 cavalier lease price from 210month we apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused north pointe or their customers