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Wel! now that all the classes in the a‘hml exceptzg yifth, are writing efinms there is, of course, very little 1 â€"â€"gome to think o ,it, with all Bs concemrat'on there dre fow views PAGE ZEILGHT land Lake for part of the holidays twe haven‘t, except in one case the rcâ€" motest idea why). â€" Red McKinley and Kay McLeod are planning to take the trip but their plans*are somewhat unâ€" {otMlled as yCLt. Red hopes to rencw frie®d hips he made while living there turmer to his coming to Timmins. Gabe Preoâ€" and Jack Mitchell say they are scoibz down along with George Wilson, LKGB anncuncer who will visit his s._tet. Dave Chalmers is debating whetiter cr not to join his Sea Cadet beard no news from him» will probâ€" ably make the trip for reasons of culâ€" livating a friendship he made there some, weeks ago. Any aone wanting furlher information about Art‘s pal need only see him and mention her, There have been n» murders around the campus this weekâ€"end, darn the Iuck! we heard some screams issuâ€" iny from the locker room but rushed in only to find three students alking over their last exam. cause we ol pity, however nice couple. Ed Pare, we hear, has bef domestic troubles. _ We can‘t ‘cause we don‘t know much Although there were no murdersiarâ€"| cund T. H. V. S. through an unâ€"| eventful weekâ€"end, the Stern Gang, opâ€" crating in the subterrancan cavern of the high school have conspired, sucâ€" cessfully, to blow the pants off one of | their combades who was, literally and. figuratively, donsiderably burned up| about it. . The victim, unknown to us,| was about to sit down when someone | put a lighted fireâ€"cracker under his | posterior which he almoxt lost in the subsequent blast. Reprisals are to be expected, we fear, To Joe Poreo, goes the credit for the | story of the week. It is not lJoewd, but | it is prohibitive ‘to publication for | reasons. See Joe, if you want to laugh. _ There were three of us walâ€" lowing in puddles of various sizes, bvercome with laughter, when we heard this one. Joe is renownd as a humorist around the school. Notm Amadio, was, or still is, in town last week. We remember when one. used to find Norm or Ear]l Simard potâ€". terinag arourd with the piano in the uuditorium the odd time. Generally, these exâ€"students would be willing to play a few numbers for those who wandered in. I, for one, cherish the memory of those impromptu meetings. They are the type of thing that endear your school to you. Well, it‘s been some time since we‘ve heard a few bars of a favorite song wafted to us from the auditorium â€"late after four when we thought we were alone in the school. We seem to be suffering from a lack ‘of pianists, at least the unretiring virâ€" tuoso type like Amadio and Simard. There are, several pilanists around the school, however, but one suspects they are too shy. Dave Rose, for example, has an excellent reputation as a musiâ€" cian. | | ! | | z i ! \Choir and Orchestra will resume exâ€" tensive practises after the holidays to prepare for their spring concert. The date of this concert is, at present, unâ€" known but further information will be By Bus im this jJaunt. ) § â€" ‘(althou, SINGLE Clean Rooms * J TRIPS EACH WAY EVERY DAY LEAVE NORTH BAY 10. 00 a m . 3079 11.30 »» DaARD TVMEL é §7 .00 mm incluged $12.60 UNION BUS TERMINAL NORTH BAY Day or Week Â¥ery Reasonable Rates Qailet Atmosphere The King Edward Hotel Cor, 8pruce 8t. and Third Ave. been n» murders around this weekâ€"end, darn the eard some screams issuâ€" ccker room but rushed in three exhausted students their last exam. PHONE 101 They althouzsh â€"we â€" have im him» will probâ€" B Y macd 2.3 beemnâ€" is is ts ies stt _ in the writimg y little ith all w views Y 2TCâ€" 3 there for the eard ol airs for e place ate not t home. given after the holidays. Attention! â€" On April the ninth the Combined Services Dance will be held at the Hollinger. Hall. The orchestra plaving will be Henry Kelueck and his boys: the n is $1.00 a couple for those wearing civilian clothes sand $70 for a couple with a cadet in It. Although the Army Cadets are not in the sponsoring group, they will patâ€" ronize this danee. CBe sure and get your ticketsâ€"â€"thif»dance is going to be a hit! o * There seem to be a few people who misinterpreted last week‘s mention of ~ much It‘s a uch . Jacques Bourdon and in the ferm. _ imitation. The Sea Cadets have received a new lieutenant,. Mr. H. Birkenshaw, who is now giving a course in radio and raâ€" dar to the corps. This ccurst, as taught by Lieutenant Birkenshaw is desooed as being very inlerestiny. Certainly, _ Lieutenant Birkenshaw‘s presence at the Fern Tuesday anl Fri. day nights is enoyed by all. Bob Kemball, Norm Lillie Gabby Dilâ€" several colleagues are going to spehd a few days at Kamiscotia durâ€" ing the holidays. The bojcctâ€"believe it or notâ€"â€"is to ski. We haven store in 2: pelite. A coupl thering. 4 fellow revy is onc C1 heard. Ec Day these ~dg. shave fol both pving the Mr. Barlet is now trammg a cU‘ iug quartet composed of the following playâ€" ens,. First violin â€" Vernon Brown, Seqc ond violin â€" Helen Khsek, Viola â€" Don Hirnson, Cello â€". Water. Kemball. We hope to hear this group sometime after the holidaysâ€"â€"say in an assembly. They play ‘:Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes®, "Serenade", "Old Black Joc‘ and otihners. y The chief entertainmenf in the chemâ€" istry Jlab this week (for, ‘G12C) conâ€" slst@mm bucke“uls of water S1D LEAL / #.9 1A %.. EK N No M into thé fhm -f)Ofl\cts #of \'J(tfms Thei'cla luoked corw en is now training a str mg sed of the folowing playâ€" in . Vernon Brown, Sec » be a few people who last week‘s mention of n and the bowler hat Jacques was doing an d of the following playâ€" . Vernon Brown, Sec en Khsek, Viola â€" Don â€". Water . Kemball.. We is group sometime after y in an assembly. They Me Only With Thine "Od Black Joe" and ert,aimneu‘f? in the chemâ€" week (for, G12C) conâ€" bucketfuls of water pkets #of unsu;pecting s looked like a rube / h everyone‘s hip pockets a better job after the holidays. Well, it won‘t be long now till the fellows will be playing baseball instead of basketball. _ What we‘d like to know is, "Has there been any«seffort to csâ€" tablish an intercollegiate baseball lea. gue, or is sport pushed into a rightful second place during the last crucial months of the school yerar?®; Woell; as time is running short, T‘ll igr oH now with none of the custdmary promises as this_column, if it appcars next week will be in the holidays and may contain anything (if that is unâ€" usuab.â€" So long and T‘ll:try and do THE "YÂ¥" W WEEK hat store in pelite. A couple of thering, CieoTr; fellow revellor "HMmmim, fCotâ€" is aore cof Ed Dayv is kee these (days. £ shave for quile both signs of th pving the torch. far away. Or Well, it won‘t fellows will be p rging out to dry. What‘s happened to Henry McLean? e haven‘t seen him around the drug. are in 2006°%.â€" Mavybe he‘s lost his apâ€" _ Mepn Amid DBirectors Outline Campaign kecping his own company Three tables will be set up for the sometimes he doen‘t tournament and all who are planning uite a while. These aret to compete should now begin to pracâ€" the ageâ€"old sport of carâ€" tise for the event. Cl Too bDbaQ â€" ALL 14 [¥‘J) _ m m Or is it Ann? ~ weeks ago, at a stag gaâ€" ze Wilson looked at a s immense feetâ€"and said, like aren‘t they?", which ~shortest insults weâ€"ve THE PORCUPINE ADVANCE, TIMMINS, ONTARIO paign and A. F. McDowell who is chair«â€" man for the Timmins zone. Phalanx Club See Movies The Phalanx Club met for t®eir monthly dinner meeting at the G. Hotel. The meeting was chaired b) President Gerry Plouffe who also inâ€" troduced the guests of the evening. The program of the evening which was arramiged by Bob Harper and Ray Jaâ€" cobs consisted of movies of Northom Outario‘ and educational feature on the manufacture of automobile tires, was very happy to have as its guest W. Perey Bennetts, who very kindly operated the movie projecture, Table Tennis Tournoment Planned During the Easter vacation the Poreâ€" upine Community Y. M. C. A. wil be the headquarters of a table tennis tournament. There will be sections for girls singles and doubles, boys sinâ€" s‘es and dcubles and mixed doubles. The tournament is being drawn up by the Atlas Nâ€"Y Club under the chairâ€" mcuiship of Pentti Tyynella. _ All who are interested in taking part in the table tennis championships should now make an entry at the YÂ¥. M. C. A. \mc’ll Like kJlur EiIcient JCrUTlE __I. V. Bonhomme C v_‘ TB . PEA e Et CC Â¥_ P "REAL EST ATE -"-â€"L\{sURANgDâ€"MOP. TGAGES KHoom 3 Gordon Blod;. Pmc St., N. P + Money To Loan National Housing Act Loans 4 Commercial Loans 5 to 6 ‘(You‘ll Like Onr Efficient Servic e In a letter read at Timinins town council this week, Gillies Lake Porâ€" cupine Mines Limited offered the town threeâ€"quarters of an acre of land at (GHillies Lake for $200. The mine a lso stated that it had no objection to the use by the town of other property on the lake. The mine‘s offer was referred to LlLes Bailey, chairman of the propâ€" erty committee. ; 143% Commercial Ave. FUELS For the COAL That‘s SUPERIOR OFPFER LAND AT LAKE Women‘s Auxiliary of 3 _ St, Mary‘s Hospital Plan wee c order Anthracite Briquets Drumheller Iaimp from 2120 A Aed [( GO00 EVENING Holland, Prop hone 22590 Timmins Tea and Bake Sale Mrs. D. KE Brunet presided at a meeting of the executive and conâ€" veners of the Women‘s Auxiliary of St. Mary‘s Hospital held during the weekend at the hospital. . It was decided to hold a tea and bake wile in the liivng room of the nut UNLMI’I OYMENT INSURANCE COMMISSION EMPLOYERS MUST OBTAIN NEW UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE BOOKS All Uncmp.loymcnt Insurance Books now in use expire on March 31st, 1948, New books will be issued by the National Employment Office to employers, but only when old books are completed and turned in to the Office. Employers are urged to exchange Uns employment Insurance Books promptly at March 31st. ; _1.. MURCHISON, Commissionier. Penalties are provided for lailure to comply. THING YA CA ) HO . . . WOW . . . FUNNIEST ING I EVER HEARD OF ... . SWEET |NNOCENT TTLE DARLIN‘... 7 + Aw HAW HAW ) Commussioner residence early in April. Mrs. D. E. Brunet was appointed tea convenet. will be assisted by Mrs. C. Desaulâ€" niers, Mrs, W. J. McCoy and Mrs. G. Belanger will be in charge of the bake table. J. C. BISSON, As the local hospital accepts patients regardless of race, creed or color, the members of the auxiliary hope that their tea and bake sae will be attended by many. THURSDAY, MARCH, 25th, 1948. . YOU EVER. MEMTION IT _ TO ANYONE AWn f‘Ll * .. TVE GOT TO ADANIT R. J. TALLON, C ommIss10ner CJ.1.%