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line. Finishing them is just whai have in mind. loronto Telfgram:â€"Breathes ‘there an amateur singer with soul so dead who has never tried to yodel, edtoflzt_xt_?o the finish says Which â€"we have loved and lost while. Always remembered by her loving chi‘dren, Beatrice, Evelyn, Hettz, Thirza, and son, William. Dome In loving memory of our Dear Mothâ€" er, Lydia Allen, who crossed the Bar, July 21, 1932. Sometimes a note of an oldâ€"fashionâ€" ed song Brings us thcughts â€"of you; Sometimes a flower as we pass along The mystery of Death is hard to If we could see beyond the grave Victorious life is there. And with the morn that angel face Or a sky that is azure blue. Or a silver lining in the sky When the sun is peeping through. We felt there could not be such grie{f To come in summer When every blossom, every growing Whispers of hope that life must go Dated at Porcupine, Ontario . this l6th day of July, 1945. W. F. Strutt, Clerkâ€"Treasurer, Porcupine, ‘ Ontario. s The lowest or any Tender not neécâ€" essiarily accepted. Specifications may be obtained at the Township Office, Porcupine, Onâ€" tario. Sealed Tenders will be received up to 5 P.M. on Monday, July 23rd, at the Township Office, Porcupine, Onâ€" tario, for pouring Cement Floor and Foundation of the Machinery Buildâ€" ing, as per spectifications submitted by the Road Superintendent, â€" Treasurer. Datea at Toronto, July 11, 1945. 5 uk gnt‘s 7 , eb e Ne se _ (No Personal Liabllity) DIVIDEND NO. 1 Notice is hereby given that a diviâ€" dend of ten cents (10c.) per share in Canadian currency will be paid on september 15, 1945, to shareholders of record at the close of business Auâ€" gust 15, 1945. «No Personal Liability) DIVIDEND NO. 113 Notice is hereby given that a diviâ€" dend of fiftyâ€"five and oneâ€"half cents (55%e.) per share in Canadian curâ€" rency will be paid on September 1, 1945, to shareholders of record at the close of business August 1, 1945. By Order of the Board. : * Tr2asurcr. Dated at Toronto, July 11, 1945. SULLIVAN NEWTON INSURANCE â€" REAL ESTATE f MORTGAGES National Housing Act Loans 21 Pine St., N. Phone 104, Timmins Licensed Hote}. Fully furnished ; Apartment House. 12. Apratments, 2 offices. Net income $4,000. .per year. Easy terms. 8 roomed and 4 roomed dwelling on one lot. Good condition. . Good cation, Eim South j Apartment and Office building Schu-‘ macher. Lots for sale. *# WANTEDâ€"Boarding Homes for Childâ€" ren of SBchool Age. Apply to Child ren‘s Aid Society, Room 4, Municlpa.' Building, Timmins. Mclntyre Porcupine Mines By Order of the Board. 1e A WORD PER INSERTION (minimum .25¢) 1}40 A WORD PER INSERTION IF CHARGED (Minimum 33¢) All Classified Advertising must be palid before insertion to obtain cash rate. , The Advance will not be responâ€" sible for errors occurring in teleâ€" phonea advertisements, or as a reâ€" sult of copy not carefully, legibly written. Mistakes occurring from these sources are whoilly at adverâ€" tiser‘s risk. Belleterre Quebec Mines CLASSIFIED ADS â€" RBormnpine Aobance IN MEMORIAM Phone 26 FOR SALE Wm. Bannerman, Reeve, Porcupine, Ontario. â€"29 "Dear Missâ€"I know my boy ain‘t exactly violets, but I send him to school for you to learn him, not to smell him." â€"North Bay Nugget. sing the letters, M.D., D.D. LL.D., which appsared after his name. At s thasmse anmn nusa note arking her to do something about it. A few days latsr the boy came to school just as dirty and carâ€" rying a letter from his mother, which class who always came to school very dirty, and she decided to write a ‘"Here‘s a hammer and saw," said the manager, "you can start right in." â€"Nation‘s Business. Mr. and Mrs. F. J. Wolno and famâ€" left on Monday for Hamilton and Montreal. Their son Flying Officer Fred will report back for duty after the holiday in Montreal. One hotel, in a move to help its labor shortage, offers a discount to the guest who is willing to make his own bed and to get along without maid service except when absolutely "We can give you a room," . said te hotel manager, "but you‘ll have to make your own bed." "Okay," said Benny. Mr. and Mrs. Harold Bateman (nee Marguerite ~Valentine) â€" returned â€" last week after honeymooning in Montreal and points South. Their marriage took place on June 30th, This was given a twist on a recent Jack Benny radio program: Cochrane : Volunteer Fire â€" Brigade last week made a grant of $25.00 to the building fund for the Hospital for Sick Children at Toronto. Smooth Rock Falls, were the guests last week of Mr. and Mrs. D. A, Macâ€" Donald, Fifth Avenue, Timmins. Mr. and Mrs. Dolph McFadden, of Kirkland Lake, were visitoers in town last week and attended the Kinsmen Club dance on Friday evening. Mr. M H. Burrows, of: Frederickâ€" house, near Cochrane, | is visiting friends and relatives in Timmins and Schumacher. Chief Petty. Officer W. L. Hitch has returned to his ship, H. M. C. 8. Sioux, after a thirtyâ€"day leave at his home here. Cpl. and Mrs. Herb,. Hatton and son Brian, of Hamilton, left on Tuesday afâ€" ter visiting Mrs. Hatton‘s mother and friends in town. Mr. and Mrs. J. M. Woods and son Jimmie, who visitea last week in Timmins and Schumacher, have reâ€" turned to their home in Haileybury. Mr. and Mrs; 8. Parsons and famâ€" ily, of Schumahcer returned on Satâ€" urday after a two week‘s vacation in Montreal and Ottawa. Dr. and Mrs. N. Lande, of Montreal are guests at the home of Mr. and Mrs. M. J. Brovender, 14 Hemlock Street, a 1 PAL 2A Miss Dorothy Brovender, â€" of <â€"Montâ€" real, is spending her vacation at the home of her parentns on Hemlock St. Dr. and Mrs. D. Brunet spent a few ‘last week> the> guest of friends in Cochrane. * «> Crown Attorney 8. ‘A. Calbick is on a two week‘s vacation in the. South,. Pte. Peter Bowle is spending a leave atâ€"his home on Sixth Avenue. . _ Mr. and Mrs. H. Cotnan. Ave. are visiting relatives and friends in the. Ottawa vValley arack street, are visiting at North Bay. Mayor Brunette was a vlslt.or ‘to Cochrane ‘last week. $ to pay. your . Vacamm Expenses or for any other useftul purpose? Apply to neorest braouch of THE CAKADIAN Bank â€" OF COMMERCE _ Some Stories MWbm â€"â€" Low Rates â€" > â€" ll Momuflo a 'omnlhoa * Mdndpgld bvkluh : Do you require a one boy in her of That venerable gentleman, who was still firm of step and young in spirit, laughed upon hearing this and reâ€" joined, "Oh, no, I‘m not eightyâ€"merâ€" ely fourâ€"timesâ€"twenty." â€" Christian The election board in a southern town was counting ballots when th2y came across a Republican ticket. Not finding anything wrong with it, they put it aside until they had time to decide what to do about it. After a while a second Republican vote showâ€" ed up. f Judge â€" The sonâ€"Oofâ€"aâ€"gun voted twice. Throw ‘em both out!â€" Globe and Mail. . Someone remarked one day uvpon Auber, the famous French composer, Speederâ€"Never, your honor. TI‘ve tried to pas you on the road once or twice, but my old bus will only do 55. â€"Globe and M#il. Judgeâ€"Spseding, ech How many times have you been before me Angry Customerâ€"Lace? That was my best shest!â€"Globe and Mail,. Angry Customerâ€"Here, just look what you did! "I‘m at your service,; madam,"" the thief quickly replied.â€"Kapuskag‘ng ‘Tribune ‘"Why are you wearing spectacles old chap?" "Well, through crossword puzzles I‘ve contracted an optical defect. One eye travels vertically and the other . horizontally.‘"‘â€"Sudbury â€" Star. Laundrymanâ€"Why, I cannot see anything the matter with that plece of lace. The Jap is a curiously made insect, o any peace feelers he puts forth will be examined carefully for posâ€" sible stingers concealed in the ends. â€"Budbury Star. The mistress of the house ent>red the diningâ€"room just as a burglar was in the act of purloining her silâ€" ver. ‘"What . are you doing?" the lady asked. * "Handcuffed!" came a bored voice from the pit. Why, you haven‘t even arrested our attention yet!" â€"North Bay Nugget. "Blimey!‘"‘ he exclaimed \bitterly. ""You people don‘t seem to know how to â€" applaud. Why ~don‘t you clap? Are you handcuffed? Try as hard as he could, the comâ€" edian‘s jokes were falling flat. At last he lost patience. posite her. The American lady was naturally indignant. "Rubber!". she «said. The gentleman appeared vastly reâ€" lieved. "Thank God!" he gaid. "I thought it was real.‘"‘ â€"Sudbury Star. This comes from an English paper: There was once an American lady travelling in a London bus. She nursâ€" ed an extremely homely child that proved to be a most hypnotic attrarâ€" tion for an old gentleman seated opâ€" "Oh, don‘t talk about it, Alf." â€"reâ€" plied his wife. "I never ‘ad such a time! What with young Bill ‘anging on me ‘and, me ‘anging on to the lugâ€" gageâ€"rack, the train ‘ung up in a tunnel and you ‘anging about in the station for me, T was in a regular state of suspense.‘"â€"Globe and Mail. A large flustered â€"woman,. dragging â€"mall boy, sailed through the station barrier and approached her waiting husband. late." Husbandâ€"I don‘t think so. It was the stamp I was going to put on my letter.â€"Globe: and Mail. ° 4 Husband â€" (worriedlyâ€"I had it on the . tip â€"of. my tongue a moment. ago and now it is gone. Wifeâ€"Maybe it‘ll come back if you think hard, "Hullo," said the man. You‘re â€" George W. Spinney. C. M. G. President, Bank of Montreal QUITE DIFFERENT A CLOSE WATCH LIKE MINDED READY REPLY QUEER INSECT NO WONDER Toronto Telegram:â€"After â€" the war there is certainly going to be a surâ€" plus of pinâ€"up girls. We are winning the war by jeeps and bonds! _â€"Jack Whrwick, Toâ€" ledo Blade., Drew ‘is pressing forward legislation to implement.th'e’ pi'_dgranxn'leâ€"'df improvements in his platform. The Ontario Legislature opened this week and Premier Geo HOW TO°WIN who, fuced with shoflages of labour, materials and machinery, have continued to respond to repeated calls for greater production. Rationing is not intended to add unnecessarily 'o'fbe' burden of Canadian farmers it is a protection againstâ€" waste .â€".~, shortages ~% inflalion,. AEPe Exchange:â€"Faith will move mountâ€" ans, provided you have a bulldozer to ‘assist in moving the dirt. Correct this sentence: "All of : you come here," cried the wellâ€"upholsterâ€" ed lady, "and see what I weigh." â€"Exchange * IT ISN‘T â€"CUSTOMARY Sudbury Star:â€"Nazi rats hurried to surrender in vast numbers to Amerâ€" icans, in preference to the Russians, probably still having an idea they might kid us into believing they are just Mickey Mice. Toronto Telegram:â€"Summer is that period when life to an ant is one picâ€" nic after another. Highâ€"grade Samples from Week‘s Run of the Press *# . Security _ Ey en (F 3 d 21 Pine St., N. P % 0. .0. .¢ NK _ M K L JP 0 J 0 0. P 0 J PA bozn.oo:n.oo.n.n:“.oo.n.u.n.«.“.oo.oo.oo.n.n.».n.n.oo.”.c #4 Conscientious Druggist â€" Npthm:; but the greatest respect, sir.‘"‘ â€"Exâ€" change, Sense and Nonsense:â€"What the solons should do is to try teach the government the value of a dollar. Motorist: ‘"The air is beginning to show through." Times. Cstomerâ€"Have you anything for gray hair? 1ssn ,2, 00 * 0 Lealealoale ctecte ctactantaataateate che ctactacte t cte ctactaate ate ate cte cte ote ctedtaatactecfectocfactectocfectect Ne cQocfectoctectocfectoetecfel Ration Board Man: "What‘s with your tires?" G; A, Jenkin at Jarvis St. Collegiate Summer School Geo. A. Jenkin, supervisor of music at the Timmins Public Schools, is at the Jarvis Street Collegiate Summer School Toronto. Do you realize that to use or truck: without insurance proâ€" tection exposes you to serious loss? â€" One small accident may mean a claim against you of several thousand dollars, We will quote you lowest rates without obligation. + =3 Insurance of all kinds, Real fistdte; Ntitlonal Housing Act Loans. \ WHAT WAS WRONG (Est. 1912) f " Service '3‘ Phone 104 Timmins, Ontario ”3 Eie ind ced i in indin in in in and Mail:â€"It is a strange thing also that, with millions of people lost in the conflict, shortage of housâ€" ne of the serious postwar proâ€" North Bay Nugget:â€"And often when a guy with sugar meets a honey, she puts the bee on him. Religious Digest:â€"Theodore Rooseâ€" velt once said:â€""A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freightâ€" car; but if he has a uniâ€" versity education, he may steal the whole railroad. Powassan News:â€"Against all natural precedents, the Rising Sun is now going down in the East. Powassan News:â€"Men have quarre!â€" led about religion who never W it. M Third Ave, at Cedar Street TIMMINS