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Mni Bob O‘Grady has returned home to vikit his parents, Mr. and Mrs. M. T. O‘Grady, of Cambrai avenue, after attending Queen‘s Universi‘y, Kingston, for the winter month. Mr. Bill Minthorn returned last week from college at Toronto, to spend the holidays visiting his parents, Dr. and Mrs. H. L. Minthorn, 56 Hemlock street. Mr. A. Habib left last week for his home in Toronto, after spending a few weeks visiting at the home of Mrs. N. Ellies, Third avenue. Miss Louise Abraham, of Schumacher visited last week in Cochrane, at the home of Mr. and Mrs. M. Karam, and also in Kirkland Lake, with friends. Pte. Dan Onica, of the Canadian Army, stationed at Camp Borden, visitâ€" ed his parents, Mr. and Mrs. J. Onica, Maple south, over the weekâ€"end.. > â€""*Mr. John Nora returned last week from Windsor, where he had spent some time visiting friends. Miss Bernice Thomson,. of North Bay, and Miss Marjorie Thomson, of Engieâ€" hart, are visiliugy tneir mother, Mrs. Olive Thomson, of Timmins. Mr. and Mrs. S. Mikon, (nee Sophic Korman), of Detroit, are visiting Mrs. Mikon‘s parents, Mr. and Mrs. E. Korâ€" man, 68 Wilson avenue. Anthony ("Tony‘"‘) St. Jean. R.C.N., »spent the Easter weekâ€"end at his home ‘in town. Miss Lillian Dorschener, of Toronto, visited her parents, Mr. and Mrs. A. Dorschener, 73 Elm south over the weekâ€"end. Mr. Victor Bortolotti, of Windsor, Ont.., spent Easter weekâ€"end with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. L. Bortoloiti, Pine strest north. Mr. Tony Martin, who has been atâ€" tending school at Ottawa, for the past several months is visiting at his parâ€" ental home for the holidays. Mrs. S. Ellies, and two sons, of Kirkâ€" land Lake, arrived this week to visit Mr. and Mrs. A. G. Ellies, Third aveâ€" nue, for several days. Mr. Norman Mascioli returned last week from attending college at Toronto, to visit his parents, Mr. and Mrs A. Mascioli, Second avenue. Mr. Bruce Taylor,; of Toronto Univerâ€" sity, Toronto, is now visiting his parâ€" ents, Dr. and Mrs. C. E Taylor, 116 ‘Tamarack strect. AW2 Dorothy Marriott, W. D. of the RC.AF., Trenton, Ont., visited her paren‘s, Mr. and Mrs. T. Marriott, 63 Birch street north, over the weekâ€"end. Miss Zemelia Ayoub spent the weekâ€" end visiting her parents at Chaputâ€" Hughes. Pte. Ed. Read, R.CC.S., visited Mrs. Read, (nee Miss Patricia Holland), and child, this week, Mrs. F. Sherry returned last week from Cochrane, where she had visited Mrs, A. K. Chamandy, for a few days. Mr. "Hank" Beilek left this week for Toronto where he will spend several days holidaying. mMiss"*Hfélen Anderchuk, of Island Falls, is.spending the holidays with her mother, Mrs. A. Anderchuk, Miss Ann Wlasi, of Kingston, Ont., is visiting old friends and relatives in town for a few days thiy week. Pteo., Louis Landry, stationed at Stanâ€" ley Bar;rp.cks in Toronto, spent weekâ€" end Jéav8‘with his family in town. for Blindâ€"Rjver,‘Ont.,;sto visit her auny, Mrs. D. Bush, who is very ill. Lieuténant Galt Smith and Lieutenâ€" ant Jim Hall, of Petewawa, were weekâ€" end visitors in town. Airwoman Viola Kramp, W.D. of the R.C.A.F., of Ottawa, spent Easter weekâ€" end in town. Mr. Bert Keats, of Queen‘s Univerâ€" sity, Kingston, is visiting at his parâ€" enta;_m Buffaloâ€"Ankerite property. Nellic LMMko. Miss Tris Munro left on Saturday ftor Toronto, where she will visit for several days. Art McKenna, RCAP., is visiting friends and relatives for a few days. M Bernice McColeman is spending the Easter Holidays with friends in Mr. Doug. Ogilvie, of Windsor, Ont., is holidaying with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. H. A. Ogilvie, 60 Wilson avenue. Guards, is visiting his wife and family. Captain A. Miller, of Camp Borden, is visiting his wife for several days. Pte,. Clifford Carpenter, C.AC., spent a few days leave in ‘owh last week. Pte. Bert McQuarrie, ABC., is visitâ€" ing relatives and friends o C * Bs ~ PS 3 01. Bs y Cc y c ~ > K o e #, Mrs‘ K. Dorschener left on Sunday Mrs. Matt Goodings, (nee Miss Patâ€" ricia King) left this week for Shawiniâ€" gan Falls, Que.., where she will join her husband who is employed there.> Mrs. €Goodings has been visiting her parents, Mr. and Mrs. E. H. King, 113 Maple south for a month, after returning with her husband from Mackenzle, British CGuiana, where they had resided for a Miss Peggy Howard,. of Cochrane, visâ€" ited. in town over the weekâ€"end at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Len Thomas, Second avenue, Schumacher, and to atâ€" tend the wedding on Monday of Miss Marion Cripps and Leslie Mahon. Mrs. N. H. Russell, and daughter, Alice Ann, left on Monday for Sarnia, Ontf., where they will join Dr. N. H. Russell, and Miss Helen Russell, who have been there for some time. Mrs. L. J. Nolan of Haileybury, is visiting her parents, Mr. and Mrs. C. C. Wosdworth, and also attended the weaâ€" ding of her s‘ster, Miss Kathleen Wo5dâ€" worth, to James Duffy on Monday. Mr, Sylvano Moro, who has been atâ€" tending Queen‘s University, King:%on for the past several months, returned last week to visit his parents in town for the holidays. . Mr. Leo Bandiera, who has been atâ€", tending Queen‘s University, Kingston, is spending the holidays with his parâ€" ents, Mr. and Mrs. Jos. Bandilera, 33 First avenue. Mr. Jules Baderski has just graduâ€" ated from Queen‘s University, Kingâ€" ston, and is now visiting his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Frank Baderski, 66 Tamâ€" arack streoet. Mr. George Vary is his parâ€" ents, Mr. and Mrs. R. Vary, Buffaloâ€" Ankerite property, after attending Queen‘s University this winter. Mr. Hector Perreault, of Queen‘s Unâ€" iversity, Kingston, arrived home last week to visit his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Perreault, 53 Bannerman aveâ€" nue, for the summer months: Miss Mary Gedge, of St. Josepn‘s College, North Bay, is visiting her parâ€" ents, Mr. and Mrs. George Gedge, Baiâ€" sam south. Mr. "Red"®DelLuca, of Queen‘s Unâ€" iversi‘y, Kingston, arrived home last week to visit his parents, Mr. and Mrs. A. DeLuca. Mrs. J. A. Platt and Master Donald Strong have returned from Kapuskasâ€" ing where they spent a few days visitâ€" ing friends and relatives. LAC LEE Copps, RC.A.F., of Mcâ€" Leod, Alberta, is spending a leave at his mother‘s; home, Mrs. R. W. Copps, 8 Cameron avenue. LAC John Shuster, R.C.A.F., of Monâ€" cton, N. B., is visiting his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Shuster, of 32 Montgomery avenue. Mrs. S. T. Walker will arrive home this weekâ€"end after spending the past three weeks visiting in Sea;orth Hamilton and Toronto. Mrs. Ed Thur received a cable on Saturday of the safe arrival overseas of her brother, L.A.C. Garrow E. C., R.C.A.F., attached to the R.A.F. Mrs. F. Dood:; has received a cable from her son, Allan, of the Royal Canâ€" adian Survey Regt., of his safe arrival in England. Miss Rita Prest, of Normal School, North Bay, is spending the holidays with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Frank Préest, Tamarack street. her parents, Mr. and Mrs. B. Service, Wilson avenue. Miss Florence "Sis" Blackman, of Toronto, visited her parents, Mr. and Mrs. T. Blackman, Hemlock strest, this week. Miss Joyce Service, now attending Normal School at North Bay, is visiting Mss Ivy Calverley left this week for Kingston, Ont., where she will be emâ€" ployed with the Radio Station staif there. Miss Kay Gregory will be spending this weekâ€"end at her home in Kapusâ€" kasing, visiting with her brother, Fred, who will be home on leave. Mrs. Stanley Burr, (nee Helen Munro) returned from Mackenzie, British Guiâ€" ana, and is visiting her mother, Mrs. Louisa Munro, 1 James avenue. Command, is visiting his wife (the former Miss Bradley)» and his AW Evelyn Munro, W. D. of the R.C. A.F., at Gueliph, Ont., visited her moâ€" ther, Mrs. Louisa Munro, 1 James aveâ€" nue, over the Easter weekâ€"end. Pernand Caron, visited his parents Mr. and Mrs. Alfred Caron, 60 Pte. Paul Blain of the Canadian Army, at Toronto, is visiting his moâ€" ther at 78 Birch south, and also many There was a good attendance of memâ€" bers of the Schumacher Lions ‘Club on Wednesday evening in .the McIntyre auditorium. President Cal. McDonald occupied the chair. An invitation was received from the South Porcupine Kiâ€" wanis Club to attend a. banquet on Tuesday evening next at the McIntyre Auditorium to hear the Premier in exile of Luxembourg, who will be present at the bangquet. The event will take the form of ladies‘ night also. Lion ‘Bob Crosby gave some information on the progress of the Loan campaign in Schuâ€" macher and some pointers on how to complete sales of bonds. Guest speak-i er for the evening was Mr. MacNames, Address to Schumacher Lions on Victory Loan A 3â€"act comedy "Up at Minty‘s" proâ€" duced by the South Porcupine Y.P.U. will be sponsored in the Mountjoy Church on Wednesday, May 19th, by the local Y.P. U. Toast to the church was proposed by Miss Eileen Beaumont and responded to by Rev. E. Gilmour Smith, and to the Young People by Rev. W. M. Musâ€" tard ard responded to"by Mr. Frank Gilrge. Thanks were given by Mr. Wilâ€" liam McCagherty to the four C.G.LT. girls who served the tables. Corinne Haystead, Lillian Crawford, Marian Patriquin and Jane Moisley. Miss Ida Williams brought greetings from First United Y.P.U. and Mr. Arthur Moyle brought greetings from the district Y. The concluding @inner of the Young People‘s Union of Mountjoy United Church was held on Wednesday evenâ€" ing. The guest speaker of the evening was Rev. John C. Thompson, of South Porcupine, who took for ihis subject "Look up, Lift up". A vocal solo was sung by Miss Beulah Wood, accomâ€" panied on the piang by Miss Catherine Jardine. The president of the young people, Miss Catherine MacElwee preâ€" sided. Mrs. 2. A. Platt and Mrs. B. Pecore left this morning by motor for Toronto where Mrs. Pla‘t will join h*er husband. Mrs. Pecore will visit with relatives for a few days before returning home. Concluding Dinner of Mountjoy Church Y. P. U T‘rue, leading financial and industrial conâ€" cerns will take up a large portion of this sum. But the amount left to be met by individual purchasers will be very greatly increased. Two things will be necessary: (1) The amount purckased by each individual will need to be much greater than in the last Victory Loan, and . . . Taxes will yield part of it, but when all taxes ara paid we shall still need Two Billion, Seven Hundred and Fortyâ€"Eight Millions. And, as a first step towards meeting that need, the minimum cash objective of the Fourth Victory Loan will be Ofne Billion, One Hundred Million Dollars. HE COST OF WINNING THE WAR is Tsomething we can neither escape nor avoid. Victory has to be paid for . . . let us face the price squarely. Canada MUST have Five Billion, Five Hundred Million Dollars for this fourth year of war. Where is this huge sum to come from? District Deputy Matron Isabella Mcâ€" Donald, Of New Liskeard paid her otâ€" ficial visit to Porcupine Chapter No. 84, O. E. S., on Wednesday night, Apr:: 2lst. Among the guests from Arbuius Chapter, Timmins, were Violet Morrow, presiding Matron, Violet Day, Associate Grand Matron, Annie Goodman A. C., Elizabeth Jackson P. M., B}anche Barâ€" ron and Mary Sellar. Visitors from other Chapters were Nelda Carter, P. D.D.G.M. Pays Official Visit to South End O0.E.S. Thursday® evening (tonight) the Ladies‘ Auxiliary will held a spaghetti and meat ball supper at the Legion hall from 5 to _7 pm. Proceeds wiil be used for the comfort funad. South Porcupinge, April 29th. Special to The Advance. Ladies: ist, Mrs. Meakins; 2nd, Mrs. H. McQuarrie; 3rd, Mrs. Hasg Gentlemon: 1st, Miss Cullen:; 2nd, Mrs. J. Smith; 3rd, Mr. Levier. Cn Wednesday afterncon the Ladies‘ Auxiliary spent a pleasant afternoon knitting, and enjoying afternoon tea. Mrs. T. Gay, entertained at the piano. Those present were Mrs, J. Shaw, Mrs. R. Hardy, Mrs. J. Grant, Mrs. L. Nicholson, Mrs. W. Wilkinson, Mrs. E. Hinds, Mrs. F. Curtis, Mrs, W. Johnâ€" m, Miss Dorothy Devine, Mirs. F. Hornby, Mrs. D. Ellis, Mrs. C. McLarâ€" en, Mrs. J. Baxter, Mrs. R. Smith, Miss Margaret Hellens, Master Llynn Smith, Mrs J. Smith, Mrs. J Wilson, Mrs. A. Ketley, Mrq; W. A. Devine, Mrs. T. Gay, Mrs. J. McGarry, Mrs. E. Tilley and Mrs. C. Charliton. next Wedresday, May 5th at 6.00 p.m. Lion Jack Pisher won the War Savings Stamp draw. Ladies‘ Auxiliary to Hold Spaghetti and Meat Supper A full attendance is asked for the nomination meeting which will be held $ i it of all Id § j gé 6 553 high as they special salesmanship lecture also shown to the Lions ga prove highly educational. Every memâ€" her of the Schumacher Lions Club is a tond salesman and the two films shown will prove of great value. A period of community singing with W. A. Devine at the piano also featured the mecing. % if The prize winners of Tuesday evenâ€" ing‘s whist drive held by the Ladies‘ Auxiliary at the Canadian Legion hail were ‘<‘he following:â€" Said Little Bertie: "Daddy and Mumâ€" my are always finding fault with me, and between the two I‘m never doing anything right." f "How‘s that?" asked his chum. "Mummy wont let me stand on my head and Daddy fusses because I wear out my shoes so fast." Assisted Mrs. W. H. Johns (president) were Mrs. J. E. Woodall (Baking table) with Mrs. A. H Cooke, and Mrs. Wm. Fairhurst, Mrs. Phyllis White, Mrs. Mcâ€" Donnell, Mrs. Green, and Mrs. Courâ€" chesne. The ladies wish to thank all who conâ€" tributed in any way to make the affair such a success. The Baking table was replenished from time to time as fresh consignâ€" ments of baked delicacies were brought in, but was as quickly depleted. The tables were daintily sst in the capacious living room amid pleasing sufroundings and spring flowers were used as decorations. Successful Easter Tea Held at South Porcupine The Easter tea held on Saturday by the ladies of the W. A. of St. Paul‘s Anâ€" glican church was a wonderful success. Held in the Guest House at the Dome the ladies were kept busy all afternoon attending the constant stream of visitâ€" ors and purchasers who came in. saucer from the Chapter. Ailter ‘the meeting a delicious lunch was served by Besxie MacQuarrie and her lunch comâ€" mittee. D. D. G. Matron drew ticket o. 156 on the cushion made by Florence Cunâ€" ningham. The lucky winner was Mrs. W. Millar of South Porcupine. While here D. D. G. M. Isobella Mcâ€" Donald was enter‘ained at a luncheon at the home of Jeanne Phillips, Timâ€" mins. Those present were Isobella mcâ€" Donald, Violet Day, Lempi Man:â€"smeia, Elizabeth Jackson, Nora Hall, Luelia Arms:rong and Jean Houston. Dinner at Margaret McCaffery‘s home at the Dome and the guests were Isobelia astâ€" Donald, Violet Day, Lempi Mansfieid, Nora Hall, Jeanne Phillips and Beth build a house in mtve days. iwelive men can b\md it in one." "Yes," interrupted a quickâ€"brained student : "then 208 will bulid it in one minute, and 1,036,â€" 800 in one second. And I don‘t believe they could lay one brick in that time!" While the professor was still gasping the smart mdy reckoner" went on: "Again, if one ship can cross the Atâ€" lantic in six days, six ahips can cross it in one day. I don‘t believe that ecither â€"so where‘s the truth in arithmetic?®~" «â€"Gilobe and Mail DOCTOR‘S FPACE WAS RED An Edmonton doctor writes: "This happened to me when I was about to discharge a maternity natient T taid South Porcupine, April 28th. Special to The Advance. . 126 Oakville, Violet Bartley, Pionâ€" Chapter, Troquois FPalls, and Jean ARITHMETIC CHALLENGED Miller, Bothwell Chapter, Chatham. "Arithmetic is a science of *truth,." Jennie Bannerman preésented the D. said the professor earnestly. "Figures D. G. M. with a Blue Mickado cup and gon‘t iie. For instance. if one man can Dennis Chapter, Weston, M« HANDICAPPED â€"Globe and Mail I know the strength, the discipline, and the united purpose of my fellowâ€"Canadians. I am confident that we can, and will, meet this challenge. I realize that it will call for a supreme effort on the part of every Canadian to meet this demand, that the Fourth Victory Loan will be the greatest financial challenge we have ever faced. Yet we dare not falter now. Unsweryâ€" ingly and relentlessly, we must work and save together. For the results of this Fourth Victory Loan will be the inescapable measure of our determination, our unity of purpose, to achieve complete and overwhelming victory. (2) There must be participation by manyâ€"more Canadians in every walk of life.â€" In order to reach even our minimum objective, MORE people must buy MORE bonds. BURIED IN THE ABBEY (Letter in London Sunday Chronicle) â€"â€"Sir:â€"Several years ago I came across, in some paper or other, a letter from a woman who lived at Hove. It told what to me was the most delightâ€" ful "kid" story I‘d ever readâ€"so I cut it out. "Certainly J do," said the man. "My wife gave it to me while I was on earth."â€"North Bay Nugget. One of them reported to Satan how the newcomer was behaving. So Satan said to him: "Here, you act as though you owned this place." As soon as he got to the nether reâ€" gions he began to give orders for changâ€" ing the position of the furnaces and bossing the imps arounud generally. her she should take a tonic to build her up so as to permit her to come back next year for another baby. Much to my confusion, she answered, in front of three laughing patients: "It‘ll have to be darned good stuff, because my husband is overseas!" Was my face red?"â€"â€"Blairmore Enterprise. SOUNDS FAMILIAR? A man who had been very good durâ€" ing his earthly life died and went below. "Yes," interrupted a quickâ€"brained student: "then 288 will bulid it in one hour; 17.380 in one minute, and 1,036,â€" 800 in one second. And I don‘t believe they could lay one brick in that time!" While the professor was still gasping the smart "ready reckoner" went on: "Again, if one ship can cross the Atâ€" lantic in six days, six ahips can cross it in one day. I don‘t believe that cither â€"so where‘s the truth in arithmetic?" An Edmonton doctor writes: "This happened to me when I was about to discharge a maternity patient, I toid Today, when I looked over some old DROP TN FOR A PRECAUTION3 TAKEN "Gus," said Bill, as he caught up with Gus on the way back to camp, "are all the rest of the boys .out of the woods yet?" "Yes," said Gus. "All six of them?" "Yes,‘ said Gus. "And they‘re all safe?" "Yep," answered Gus; "they‘re all "Then, said Bill, his chest swelling, "Ive shot a deer."â€"Globe and Mail. Savage Club, 8.W. 1 His Heroineâ€""Do you know, papa can‘t keep his feet still when he hears music?" papers, the cutting M and here‘s a copy: Her Hero (timidly)â€"â€"‘Well, please don‘t play until I get outside."â€"Sudâ€" bury Star. and, when nurse‘s back m turned, stuffed "Ben" as far as 1 could beâ€" hind some huge monument, where for all I know, he may still rest. H. C. G. STEVENS. Barristerâ€"atâ€" 13 THIRD AVE. small, beloved doll called "Ben" got smashed beyond repair>: Before we started for the Abbsy 1 managed to Dean Kester, K.C. Irvin Rosner, R. 0. EYESIGHT SPECIALIST For Appointment PKene 1877 BUCOVETSKY BLDG. 21 Third Ave, ; Timmins EYES EXAMINED GLASSES FITTED With Scientific Accuracy by