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W. Dunn H. Giallonardo A. CGuidice .. T. Bonnah Hornby replaced Wallingford in the last game and The Advance won by 42 pins. Bonnah rolled a 232 count and Hornbyv secored 221. Charlie Alton replaced Gagnon on the Gambles team in the last one. Oniy on man managed to get over the mark in the last game for the fruiters. Pete Nicolson got 207 to kgep the Gambles total near enough to The Advance to win the cup. Honours for the night went {to: Bonâ€" nah, 897, Guidice 686, Moss 692, Nicolâ€" son 657, Lambert 634, Giallonardo 628. The scores were: Commercial League Cup W on Thursday By Gambles Squad For Gambles, Lambert scored a 251 count and Jack Tait rolled 219 for the only men that they could get over the two hundred. Gambles came back strong in the second game to regain the lead again. Wallingford folded up for The Adâ€" vance and turned in a poor 116 to lose the game. Gambles placed four men over two hundred to take the second yame. Johnny Moss and Pete Nicolâ€" son led the pack with scores of 339 and 281. Lambert and Tait scored 235 and 201 to run, up a total of 1181. Battling hard for The Advance, Giallonardo, Guidice and Bonnah rolled scores of 2493, 237 and 230. Their total was 188 short of the Gambles total and the fruiters were once again in the lead by 81 pins. Increasing their lead by another G. Wallingford seven pins in the second set of games , F. Hornby on Thursday night Gambles won the Commercial league cup by the narrow Total margin of 39 pins. They had taken C +A M a lead of thirtyâ€"two pins in the first J. Tait . set of playâ€"off games on Tuesday. It J. Gagnon was the second playâ€"off of the season | H. Lambert for the fruiters who weore beaten by | ;. Moss the Power in the league title play-orrl P. Nicolson a month before. 1@ C. Alton Going into the game 32 pins down, The Advance took the lead in the first game after winning by 139. Guidice led the team to the win in the first game with a count of 280. Bonnah followed with 235 and two other men got over the two hundred mark. Gialâ€" lonardo and Wallingford got 212 and 205. Dunn just missed the mark with 196. Win C up by Margin of 39 Pins in Six Games. Took Lead of 32 in First Three Games and Increased it Thursday, Moss Rolls High Single of 330. MONDAY, MaAY 127TH,. 1941 New tires, new paint #â€"tomne Deluxe model Mechanically perfect! Good tires, paint, etc 4 Fourth Ave. ‘This car has been well cared for. Low mileage â€"4â€"Door Sedansâ€"2â€"Door Sedansâ€"Coupesâ€"Deâ€"Luxeâ€"Masterâ€"and Speâ€" cial Deâ€"Luxe Models in coloursâ€"Blue, Black, Green, Maroon and Twoâ€" Tones. â€"We are fortunate in having on hand a number of cars which we purâ€" chased before the new tax was levied a week ago. We are able to sell these cars free of the additional taxâ€"so we pass the Savings on to You! Here is Your Opportunity!! Roller Skating ©‘59 Pontiac Coach WE ALSO HAVE SEVERAL GOOD Reliable Used Cars ‘40 Chev. Conch ‘39 Chevy. Sed: #3 1“.\"\‘ TIMMINS GARAGE l * $ Ar Â¥ y$ Â¥*% $ . new pain 845 A good little car that : Deluxe model won i ho us lane GRAND OPENING OF These Chevrolets Must Be Sold This Week THE OLD PRICE A NEW CAR 196 280 233 161 249 237 230 $845 179 Py 146 167 Timmins 503 628 636 697, At Of 122 persons reported missing whnen a British ship sailing from TCanâ€" ada to the United Kingdom was lost recently, 4 were members of the fightâ€" ing forces. Military staff clerks formec the largest group, 33 being reporteC lost. Other branches included were Royal Canadian Navy, 10; Royal Canaâ€" dian Artil‘ery, six; infantry, two; New Brunswick Regiment, four: Royal Canadian Army Medical Corps, eight; Royal Canadian Army Pay Corps, three; Royal Canadian Engineers three: Royal Canadian Corps of Sigâ€" nals, three; Manitoba Regiment, two; Royal Canadian Army Service Corps. three; Rovyal Canadian Ordnanct Corps, five; Canadian Provos; Corps one:; Royal Air Porce, eight; Royal Norwegian Air Force, thrsee. St. John‘s Telegraphâ€"Jou. rlal â€" A contemporary has printed an article entitled ‘Trees Mean Life. That is about as true a statement and as strong a theme as it is possible to find. Living in a wellâ€"wooded country, we are inclined to take trees for granted. All Canada‘s Fighting Forces Suffer in Ship‘s Loss Five tournaments also will be held They are: Softball for platoons; socâ€" cer for companies:; volleyball for comâ€" panies, and horseshoe pitching for inâ€" dividuals ‘52 Durant Sedan A good little car that 1 won‘t be with us leng! Team events will include a shuttle relay (teams of 20), threeâ€"mile crossâ€" ccuntry race (team of six), and a comâ€" pany runners‘ bicycle relay (team of four). Deluxe model in Aâ€"1 shape throughout! In the open class will be the 100 and 4G0 yard dashes, the mile run, the runâ€" ning high and broad jumps, the runâ€" ning hop, step and jump, the shot put. obstacle race and bomb throwing for accuracy and for distance and accurâ€" acy, combined. Closed will be the 75â€" yard dash for veterans and a sack race for officers. Five Tournaments A r e Planned Besides Individâ€" ual Events. _ Number of Team Events. A Deluxe Custom Sedan with 4â€"Star guarantee Sports Day May 23 For Algonquins at Port Arthur May 23 has been set aside as sports day for members of the Algonquin Reâ€" giment at Port Arthur. A varied proâ€" gramme of games and events has bezan arranged, with company entries in inâ€" dividual events restricted to men only. There will be closed as well as open events. Total ‘29 Plymouth Sedan eluxe Custom Sedan $845 4â€"Star guarantee ‘J8 Dodge Coach GAMEBLEâ€"ROB 219 177 2591 173 169 INSON 201 134 235 330 281 Phone 318 898 1181 $95 221 148 189 207 182 177 321 311 used im proposing an Eimpire Coniérâ€" ence in London of Dominion repreâ€" sentatives. The Howuwe of Commons in at home. He goes over and straightens matters out. His own ardor and faith, his determination and his force of character are such that he can fill phrases with meaning. "Men like Premier Menzies," was the used i1 proposing an Empire Conferâ€" "The Australian people may feel justly proud of their Prime Minister. He is a commanding, purposeful figure. He wastes no time blaming deficiencies of the British Government for failures people of our sister Dominion of Australia have tasted some of war‘s compensations. They have known the fierce joy of working together ;o reach a hard goal. They are led by a man whose party has no overwhelming majority in the Parliament of the Commonwealth, but who speaks a tongue that all can understand. ‘"Betâ€" ter to be broke," he says, "than broâ€" ken." And so that he might realize how his people can help best in the common Empire task, he went to see what was going onâ€"to share the sufâ€" ferings of the British people and to stand with his generals in the glare of an African sun. One may know the facts from hearsay and report, but one cannot realize their significance until he has perceived their relevance by personal observation. ‘"*There is in all men a depth of feelâ€" ing, a reserve of strength and a degree of courage seldom felt and almost never called into play except in assoâ€" clation with their fellowmen under sood leadership. These qualities in combination are generally known as asprit de corps, which may loosely be translated as the team spirit. Athâ€" _letes know all about it, and the memâ€" ber of the team who is most to be comâ€" mended is not the brilliant virtuoso, but the man who yields up the impulse to take a long shot at the goal and passes the ball or the puck to a teamâ€" mate better placed to do so with asâ€" surance. Airmen know about esprit de corps: a bombing squadron takes off into the night, every man with faith in the other members of his crew and all with faith in their squadron leader. They commit themselves with lightâ€". hearted abandon to the tenuous sup-! port of thin air and the chances of antiâ€"aircraf; fire and fighter attacks. "There is no fseeling like it. All the troubles, the dilemmas and the comâ€" plications which beset the indvidual fall away from him as he loses his} personal preoccupations in the higher considerations of group advantage. This feeling comes only to those who are banded together in a common purâ€" pose under leaders who can make that objectiive seem the most important tning in lifeâ€"more important, in fact, than life itselfâ€"and can so organize the community effort that every man knows what must be done and is given the apportunity of doing it. salute to Australia and to That Nation‘s Premier The following is an editorial from The Globe and Mail last Priday: R. Armstrong, {Dr. W. S. Legate, Mr. and Mrs. W. Hiscocks, Mr. U. Hukkinâ€" en, Miss Hazel Chalmers, Mr. Alf Deâ€" vine, Miss Eloise Rae, Mr. Alf Larson, Lieut, E. Cloutier, Captain Saunders, Mr. and Mrs. G. Wilson Jr.. Mr. and Mrs. G. Edwards, Mr. Leon Kent, Mr. Jack Laframboise, Miss Rita Caron, Captain E. L. Piclding, Lieut. A. W. Kay, DCM.; Lieut. G. E. Brant, M.M; Lieut. E. G. Kemp, MC.; Sergeant K. Dennis, Mr. and Mrs. Joe Tremblay, Mr. and Mrs. Mac Devine, Mr. Cliff ‘Oliver, Mr. and Mrs. Jerry Hill of Porâ€" quis Junction, Mr. H. Parsons, Miss Elsie Corrigan, Miss Jean Smith, Miss Ann Goodfellow, Miss Yvonne Minard, Mr. and Mrs. L. Pretsell, Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Adam, Mr. and Mrs. W. C. Harâ€" rison, Mr. and Mrs. D. G. Cowan, Miss Rita Dufault, Miss Joan Jamieson, Miss Betty Jamieson, Miss Olga Bunk, Miss Grace Fraser, Mr. Henry Davis, Mr. Vic Wallace, Mr. and Mrs. C. Butterâ€" field, Mr. and Mrs. F. Buttenfield, Miss Arline Leclair, Miss Marie Cameron, Mr. Jim Clarke, Mr. Barnett Columâ€" bus, Miss Celia Corceran, Miss Reva Dowe, Miss Joyce Morrison, Miss Rose Lateur, Miss Barbara Stack, Mr. Gerry Larson, Mr. Arthur Crotin, Miss Leona MacDonald, Mr. Fritz Hoffman, and many others. Celebrates Opening of the 1941 Season Abitibi Golf Club Merry Event Held on Friâ€" day Evening in Town Hall at Iroquois Falls. Another special feature of the evenâ€" ing was the singing by Fritz Hoffman, one of the members of the energetic committee in charge of the event. A dainty lunch was served. The town hall at Iroquois Falls was the scene of a merry even; on Priday evening, when, to celebrate the openâ€" ing of the golfing season, the members of the Abitibi Golf Club and their friends, danced from "green to green," and, between dances, prepared to "tesâ€" Of" this season of 1941. Perhaps. for some of thase presont, the evening‘s most interesting moâ€" ments came when they joined old friends in reminiscences of past golfâ€" ing seasons. But each and »very one of the charming ladies in their beautiâ€" ful evening frocks, and the equally handsome gentlemen, enjoyed themâ€" selves and the music of Henry Kelâ€" neck‘s orchestra. Novelty numbers and solos by Evelyn Clarke and George Esâ€" sery were favourites with the dancers. Among thoseâ€" who attended were:â€" Mr. E. M.Paukert, Mr. and Mrs. A. R. Mobbs, Mr. and Mrs. H. R. Soderston, Dr. and Mrs. J. O. Crabbe, Dr. and Mrs. H. M. Young, Colonel MceParland, DS. 0.; Mr. J. Brown, Mrs. Fraser, Mr. A. THE PORCUPINE ADVANCTE, TTMMINS, ONTARIO Ottawa enjoyed on Wednesday the opâ€" portunity of listening to a visiting Prime Minist=r who is both a leader and a man." There was ~considerable excitement last week in Haileybury over the reâ€" ports of an assault upon Mrs. Haentsâ€" chel, widow of the late Dr. Haentschel, of Haileybury, by a woman who had been living in that town. Mrs. Haentsâ€" chel, who is over 80 years of age, was attacked and carried upstairs where she was thrown upon a bed and partly tied up so that she could not free herâ€" self. The woman who thus attacked her remained in the house until the following morning when a visitor arâ€" rived at the home of Mrs. Haentschel and the intruder disappeared. Mrs. Haentschel was found to be suffering from shock and from bruises, but is likely to survive the disagreeable exâ€" perience. first the identity of the assailant of Mrs. Haentschel was not know:n but the police soon picked up clues resulting in the arrest of a woman who has been living in Haileybury and who is said to have acted in a peculiar way on occasion, but who was conâ€" sidered harmless. The mental condiâ€" tion of this woman will be studied and she will likely «appear before the magistrate this week. Sudbury Starâ€"Ii‘s the smart husâ€" band who can find business elsewhere while the spring cleaning is being done at his home. Unusual Assault Case at Haileybury Last Week An Irish jig given by an elderly gentleman, Mr. H. C. Sloan, a visitor from Vinton, Que., was received with much applause and a violin solo by Tony Auino was another source of entertainment. The singing of "Alouette," led by Father Roberge, concluded the enterâ€" tainment. The men were mos; enthusiastic over the gqdinner which featured roast turkey and Virginia ham and the ladies were given a hearty vote of thanks. Mr. Charles Sweet, who three years ago founded the Catholice Men‘s Club in South Poreupine, propesed the toast to the club remarking on the growth of membership in the club since its inauguration. This toast was respondâ€" ed to by Mr. Jack Brady. Mr. Matt Mulcahy proposed the toast to the ladies in his own inimitable style and the Children‘s Choirâ€"featurâ€" ing Rita Huot and Darwin Aitken as soloists also gave vocal selections. unity in such a parish as St. Joachim‘s, where so many nationalities made coâ€" cperation necessary. He also spoke of the necessity of building a new church for which permission has been given. Sufficien; money for this new venture will have to be raised in the parish of the building to be realized. Miss Teena Yorke sang very sweetly "Young Johnny Canada" (Miss Corkâ€" €ry accompanying) and Mr. O‘Rorke, of Timmins, was well received in a comic song. Rev. Father Theriault proposed the toast to the Pope, response being given in a very able and interesting way by Father Martindale, of Schumacher. Mr. Nix, of the High School staff, rendered a piano selection, "The Donâ€" key Serenade.‘" Father Roberge in an address on "The Parish," stressed the need of London, May 10â€"The British Adâ€" miralty figures of shipping lasses preâ€" sented these totals:â€" POR 12 MONTHS British ships lostâ€"719. British tonnage leostâ€"3,144,301. Allied and neutral ships lostâ€"3798., Allied and neutral tonnage lost â€" 1,290,106 . Gross ships lost â€"1,098. CGross tonnage lostâ€"4,734,407. The choir of Miss T. Burns of the Public School attended and gave selecâ€" tions which were pleasurably received by the assembly. President John Costello made the inâ€" troductory speech after the prelimâ€" inaries of the banquet, toastmaster being Mr. Gus McManus. Grace was given by Rev. Father Roberge. Father Roney, of Timmins, proposed the toast to the King and spoke of the fine example set by both Their Majesties during the present war. This toast was responded f;o admirably by Father Whissell, of Timmins. Catholic Men‘s Club Holds Banquet Event at South Porcupine Many from Timmins Attend Event. Shipping Losses Last Year Given as 4,734,407 Tons FOR LAST MONTH British ships lost â€"60. British tonnage lostâ€"233,089. Alliecd and neutral ships lostâ€"46. Allied and neutral tonnage lost â€" 195,035. Gross ships Jostâ€"106., Gross tonnage lostâ€"488,124, South Porcupine, May 11thâ€"(Special to The Advance)â€"A banquet at which nearly two hundred Catholic men sat down, was held on Sunday evening in the Kiwanis hall. The Catholic Men‘s Club sponsor>d the affair and the Senior and Junior C.W.L. ladios catered: and served a wonderful dinner. This was one of the largest affairs of is kind ever held in South Porcupine. It took place primarily to get the men of the church together, and it certainly served its purpose as i; proved to be a wonderâ€" ful success and was thoroughly â€"erâ€" joyed by all who attended. tural cause or an accident. London‘s suffering this time is unique for it has been brought upon her by the hand of man. London‘s ruin fills the hearts of decent men and women the world over not only with grief but also with rage and wrath; but the spirit of hatred that has produced this horror caimnmot triumph. Men can overcome every imaterial loss if the will and the spirit is there. Globe and Mailâ€"The Minister of Finance lost his voice while delivering his Budget speech. Others are conâ€" gratuilating themselves that they did not lose their shirts. ed wires and crumbling chimneys caused fires to break out in many places at aoncse, fires that no one could quench. All but the very outer rim of the town was burned to the ground. The ruins were still smouldering when rebuilding began. Seventeen years ago Tokio was laid flat by an earthquake which killed 99,000 citizens at one blow yet today Tokio is a teeming city full of life and activity, its great loss alâ€" most forgotten. Each of these calaâ€" mities smote the heart ouf mankind with grief, yet each was due to a naâ€" In London‘s great suffering it is well to remember that London has suffered before and risen in triumph bedecked with new beauty, says the Children‘s Nowspaper. In the Great Fire over 13,000 houses were burned and nearly 90 churches destroyed. What hapâ€" pened in 1666 was repeated some 200 years later in Chicago. There 18,000 buildings went up in one great holuâ€" caust caused by a cow kicking over a lamp. A generation later in 1906 the earth rumbled early one moarning, breaking water mains, gas pipes and electrical wires of San Francisco. Crossâ€" City of London Will Rise Again as in Past Times The programme is so extended that three auditoriums are necessary to acâ€" commodate the various events. The Timmins United Church and Harmony ‘.Hall, FPourth avenue, are both being ‘ used Monday, Tuesday and Wednesâ€" day, while the McIniyre Arena will be ‘used Tuesday afternoon and Wednesâ€" day evening. i | I | | | Last year‘s Festival Oof Music was looked upon by musicians and the general public alike as an outstanding musical event, and this week‘s festival is confidently expected to greatly exâ€" cell the big success last year. On Tuesday afternoon at the Mcâ€" Intyre Arena, where 34 of the 62 school choruses will be on the programme, all school children are to be admitted free of charge. The adjudicators for this year are: Dr. Charles Peaker, PR.CO., organâ€" ist and music director of Der Park United Church, ‘Toronto, who will judge the instrumental music; and Mr. Roy Fenwick, Mus. Bac., provincial supervisor of music for Ontario, who wiil be the judge in the vocal numbers. This year there is a total entry list of 616, the numbers being fifty per cent increase over last year, and inâ€" cluding entries from all the centres in the District of Cochrane. Among the entries are 66 school choirs, two High School choruses, one male chorus, and a large number of individual entrics of particular merit. Monday morning, Monday afternoon, Monday evening, Tuesday morning, Tuesday evening, Wednesday morning there will be events at the Timmins United Church, the numbers being chiefly vocal. Tuesday afternoon the event at the McIntyre Arena will be made up of the various choirs and choruses in the festival. At Harmony hall, «Monday morning and afternoon, and Tuesday morning, the events will be chiefly instrumental music. The grand concert at the McIntyre Arena on Wednesday evening, comâ€" mencing at 8 pm. will be featured by the McIntyre Concert Band, the Holâ€" linger orchestra, and massed choiurs, as well as the prizeâ€"winning vocal and instrumental numbers. The second annual Festival of Music for the District of ‘Cochrane opened this morning and will continue Tussâ€" day and Wednesday of this week. The programme for the oceasion is a notable one and no lover of music should miss any session that it is pasâ€" sible to attend. Above all, none should fail to enjoy the grand event in the McIntyre arena on Wednesday eveâ€" ning, May 1l4th, which will conclude the festival. At this event the winners at the festival will be on the programme, while massed choirs will also be a special feature. Last year‘s concluding was one of the most cutstanding musical events in the North, and the programme Wednesâ€" day night promises to exceed the inâ€" terest and excellence of the concert last yvear. The Festival of Music was formally opened this morning when two of the patrons of the festival, Mrs. J. A. Braâ€" dette, M.P., and Inspector W. F. Hisâ€" cocks wore invited here to introduce the event in brief addresses. Mr. H. W. Brown, public school inspector, was delegated to officially open the adâ€" judications. Detailed programmes of the Pestival of Music have been printed and are available from Mrs. iPeter Wenger, 110‘ Pine street, south, at the nominal price of five cents each. «All interested in the festival should obtain a proâ€" gramime, as the list is too long to detail in these columns or to rememâ€" ber. To be Held in the United Church, Harmony Hall and Mcelntyre Arena. Festival of Music Commenced Toâ€"day Alameda Dispatch, Sask.â€"One of the most constructive suggestions recently made is that the Federal Government make a gift to Britain of one hundred million bushels of wheat; this to be an outright gift to assist in the battle of Democracy . . . Our wheat will only be valuable, in terms of actual ceash, when‘ Britain wins the war; in the meantime that embattled island reâ€" quires all the sinews of war we can supply. Resewve workers clearing up the debris after an "incident" heard tapâ€" ping coming from inside an upturned bathtub. When they had cleared the wreckage, the side of the bath lifted a few inches and a timorous voice enâ€" quired: "Are there any ladies present? Probably most producers will be dealing with middlemen who buy and distribute his and his compsetitors‘ goods and who spend their lives in studying public reactions to goods and prices. The buyers as a rule have one or more choices, and there are very few who must buy whatever is offered whatever the prices are. I suppose that at every competent arbitration the arâ€" bitrators always keep in sight what is possible in a business way. â€"Macdonald Hastings in London Callâ€" ing, England. "right‘"‘ in order to sell the goods, and if these get out of line because of too high costs it is just too bad for the company and its workers, He must, therefore, argue against any change in cost or conditions which would put him at a market disadvantage. It is in the market place where the conâ€" sumer registers his decision, and there is litile comeback possible for emâ€" ployer and employees except in a sellers‘ market. soorud pue somenb au} JO sommnolJ}IP JU1 IIE SMOUY JH â€"tUOo2 sndâ€"3s00 t uo Surdng jUawWlW.Ia st Jsatunsuod ay} ssatun 411 â€"snput ffodouourâ€"uouU Aut ut Jatunsuoa a1} 0J suosstal poods seu ou} ouu O0} 1jI AVS SIH SVH NVWAITGCGIIW YTHJL NV wage changes should not desiroy the balance in total wage payments. In the Canadian form of arbitration, the workers appoint a representative, the employers a representative, and these select a third man as chairman, whose reputation for probity, fair dealing and intelligence is high. AND THE MIDDLEMAN HAS Wilbert G. McBride, president of the Canadian Institute of Mining and Metallurgy, and director of the departâ€" ment of mining and metallurgy at Mcâ€" CGill University, Montreal, will be the guest speaker at the annual dinner meeting of the Porcupine Branch of the CIMM. to be held in the MciInâ€" tyre Community hall, Schumacher, on Thursday evening, May 15th. Elecâ€" tion of officers and other business will take place at the meeting. "strike and lockout belong to the inâ€" dustrial dark ages." He does not think the struggle lies between the employer and the employee at all. Any arbiâ€" trator or arbitration tribunal or board which assumes such a thing is, in his opinion, dealing with "an archaie conâ€" ception" which should have been abandoned a generation ago. EMPLOYER CANNOT FORGET CONsUMER sAPELY The view of my correspondent is that any arbitration, based on such "an archaic conception," does not reâ€" present the real parties. The arbitraâ€" tion, in his opinion, should be between "the workers and those who pay the hill, that is, who . consume the. proâ€" duct." I think there are great diffiâ€" culties in the way of representing the consumer by changing the Department of Labor to a Department of Industrial Relations, which would require that Answers Idea That Consumer Should be on Arbitration Board (By Wellington Jeffers, FPinancial Editor of The Globe and Mail) One nationally known Canadianâ€"an industrial nonâ€"combatant, but a close student of developments which affect prices and wages in industryâ€"has weighed in the balance recent comâ€" ments made in this column with reâ€" gard to the vital importance of labor peace at any time, but particularly in wartime, and the assertion that the President of the Mining Institute to be Here you _ MiGHT AS WELL CHEW THE BEST "‘Those English! ‘Spain Training New Artillery Now on Gibraltar Straits Â¥ PUT ‘‘Dearest, if 1 were far, far away could you love me still?" Coldwater News, Ont.â€"When a 40b has to be done, it must be done. Reâ€" gardless of sickness death or destrucâ€" tion, the show must go on. Newspaâ€" pers would never get community thought or community action behind local or national campaigns if editors sat down on the job week after week. We may be disliked for what we have to say, but after all does it matter, your discomfiture or mine, when desire for the betterment of this community is behind certain editorial comment and criticism in your newspaper? St. Mary‘s Journalâ€"Argus:â€"Judgeâ€" ‘"The sentence is twenty years‘ penal servitude." Prisonerâ€"*"But, my lord, T1 won‘t live that long." Judgeâ€"**Never mind, just do the best you can.‘ "Why, Reggie, what a question. I*‘m sure the further you were away the better T should love you."‘â€"Exchange. A STUBBORN CASE FPurious Female â€" This vanishing cream is a fake. Druggistâ€"What do you mean? Furious Femaleâ€"I‘ve been using it on my nose for two weeks, and it is just as long as it ever was.â€"Exchange. WELL DISTRIBUTED Teacherâ€"Where is the capital of the United States? ‘"Hop in, sir. T‘hell with Mr Churchill." "Heâ€"he‘s out," replied the clerk, nervously. "What‘s he done this time?" "In that advertisement for my valveâ€" less motor," stormed the visitor, "he‘s turned the second v into a u."â€"Exâ€" changse. TOO BAD The young man strode into the newsâ€" paper office and banged his cane on the editor‘s desk. "Where‘s the ediâ€" tor?" he shouted. About twenty members of the Comâ€" mercial Bowling League gathered at the home of Mr. and Mrs. F. J. Hornâ€" by on Bannerman avenue on Saturday night to wind up the season‘s activities. Winston Churchill was . visiting friends in the West End of London on the afternoon of a recent broadcast. The cup that had been won two nights previously by Gambles was preâ€" sented and the checks that went with the cup were also handed out. Rpireshments were s bowlers by Mr. Hornby This pleased Churchill and he pulled out a pound note. The driver took one look at the note and said: SIt.: L told h toid The Prime Minister was rather surâ€" prised and asked the ariver why he was limited in the distance his cah could travel. "MT an hout tung in. Bangquet Winds Up Year For Commercial Bowlers ANOTHER TAXTIT STORY Here is a recent story from irreâ€" pressible London, published in the curâ€" rent issue of This Week Magazine:â€" According to advices from Europe, twin artillery lines are being set ap in ‘Algeciras, on the European shore, and in Tangiers, across the Strait of Gibraltar. These guns would render Gibraltar practically useless so far as controlling the strait is concerned. However, it is understood Spain proâ€" bably will not make any decision on closing the Ctibraltar entrance unless the capture the Suez canal. He left rather late and stepped up to a cab stand,. telling the driver to go to the BBC studios. "You‘ll have to take another cab, sir. I can‘t go that far," the ariver It is said that German techniians are working on the Spanish gun lines, but that Franco refuses to install Gerâ€" man cannon. Spain is reliably reported to be camâ€" pleting new artillery emplacements designed to close the Western entrance to the Mediterranean Sea. Pupilâ€"â€"All over the world.â€"Exchange Some Stories Churchill is broadcasting in ind I want to get home and served to the