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PAGE FoUnR The Canadian Bank of Commerce If You Borrow $ 60 $ 96 $ 144 £ 192 $ 300 $ 492 $1,068 Y ou Receive $ â€"55.87 $ 89.71 $ 134.80 $ 17992 $ 280.94 $ 46067 $1,000.86 You Make 12 Monthly Deposits of $ 5 $ °8 $12 $16 $25 $41 $89 Other Amounts at Proportionately YOUR ESTATE I6 PROTECTED BY LIFE INSURANCE WHICH THE BANK ARRANGES, (By Thomas Richard Henry in The Toronto Telegram) Censorship Censorship at times is rather a joke. The Canadian army in the last war could furnish illustrations but the parâ€" ticular story at hand is told by Col. Charles division Great pains were taken to hide the fact that the 35th division was going overseas, Newspapers were warned not to mention trains or ships. It was landed secretly. It marched to the front at the dead of nightâ€"and when morning came a banner was displayed over the German trenches reading "Welcome 35th Division." Short Wave? A Frenchman, who died in Paris last night, was one of the inventors of the radio, but refused to have one in his house in recent years. Censorship, Short Wave, Entertaining Eyes, Rural Sundays We didn‘t know that you could hear Benny, Crosby and Valee in Paris. Eentertaining Eyts One of the blurb articles on a visitâ€" ing play plays up one of the actresses and among other things says that she "rolled her entertaining eyes." Heels, The Pupil Learns, Hawks Fly, Cause and Effect. Does this refer to glances that proâ€" mise entertainment, or what? Rural. Sundays Sunday has its effect even in rural communities declared W. J. Cameron on the Ford Hour last night. He should have said ‘"only" instead of "even." Heels "Rubber heels outnumber all others," states a trade journal report,. But there are a lot of others, too. The Pupil Learns Herr Hitler, March 7, 1936: "We have no territorial demands to make in Europe." â€" September 26, 1938: ‘"The Sudetenland is the last territorial claim that I have to make in Europe." â€" Toâ€"day‘s papers: "Russia has given assurances that she has no more terriâ€" prial aspirations in Scandinavia." Certainly + "Hawks Fly Here," says a news headâ€" ing , Certainly! â€" Why shouldn‘t ha‘wks fly? But then on further research we find these "Hawks" are hockey players. And we are informed that it took them one hour and ten minutes to get from Deâ€" troit to the Mailton airportâ€"and two hours flat to get from Malton to the Royal York Hotel. Mlsley "Massey still grounded," says a newsâ€" paper heading describing how Denton Massey has been prevented from keepâ€" Iing speaking engagements, because of bad fiving conditions. This caused our Uncle Ed to hum softly to himself, "Massey‘s on the cold. cold ground." trouble at all. Chesley Interprise:â€"London is five The personnel of these boats should| hours ahead of Toronto. In fact, there all be decorated just for being there,| are times when we also think the rest regamiless of whether they are lucky|of Ontarig i; about five hours ahead of enough to sink a German boat or not. Toronto. 26 WENDE AVE. 12" and 16"â€"$2.75 and $3.50 per cord also 8 ft. lengths MONTHLY DEPOSITS PROVIDE FOR REPAYMENT ONE YEAR TO REPAY J. Van Rassel For Any Useful Purpose Including Payment of Taxes Seasonal Needs Personal Loans GOoD QUALITY COAL $12.25 per ton ‘ Dry Jack Pine H. Brown of the 3ith US FINANCIAL Phone 583 Take notice that the Court of Reâ€" vision for the Township of Whitney will be held on Wednesday, April 3rd, at 730 pm. in the Township hall, Porâ€" cupine, Ont. Mr. and Mrs. Bill Twaddile wish to thank their many friends and also the Church for the beautiful flowers and plants sent to Mrs. Bill Twaddle, who is at present ill at St. Mary‘s Hospital. â€"26 TOWNSHIP of WHITNEY «24 London, March 27.â€"Britain‘s North Sea destroyer and submarine squadrons were reported to be assembling in the Skagerrak south of Norway and some sources said their dual purpose was to tighten the blockade around Germany â€"particularly ore shipment from Swedâ€" enâ€"and to lure the German fleet into a naval battle, We presume it doesn‘t hurt the chicks or the Humane Society would be putâ€" ting in its oar. Incidentally we thought this band of "Chiâ€"Hawks" that came swooping out of the sky last Tuesday were going to be large and fierce, but apparently "Chiâ€"Hawks" is just short of henâ€" hawks after all. Words, Words, Words ‘"‘The northern rink, which is 182 feet long and 76 feet wide, ought to be a mauch better fit for them than the Gardens‘ 200 x 85 feet, where the Lake Shore forwards seemed to profit from Lebensraum," says a morning paper sports writer. There is nothing for it. The morning paper will have to give its sports readers a correspondence course in Arts and languagesâ€"German as well as English. Being left in a hotel room while hubâ€" by goes to the Garden would seem to be reason enough to make any lady run a temperature. And then at the end of the story it says that after smashing the Armada Drake went ‘back to his bowling alley. Alley ! ! That is too much. Maybe the morning paper sports writer could imitate those books of Burns poetry, and Shakespearean works and publish a glossary at the end of each report. Cause and Effect An actress getting a divorce, listed among her complaints that her husband left her "running a temperature" in a New York hotel while he went to "some kind of a game at Madison Square Garâ€" den." Aldershot News The local paper from Aldershot looks as if it has gathered up a few comâ€" petitors in the pastâ€"and the past stretches back a long time in Blighty. The mast head of the Aldershot News in full reads "The Aldershot News and Military ‘Gazette, Farnborough Chroniâ€" cle and Fleet Times." Drake‘s Game of BOowls If Sir Francis Drake was really a bowler we hope his ghost returns to haunt Willis Thornton, NEA. service staff writer â€"who has written up the story of his famous game before he went oflit to fight the Spanish Armada. Chicken Some chickenâ€"hearted lady protests the dyeing of baby chicks for Easter. We can‘t have the sport fans going around asking what team Lebensraum coaches. The story says: " ‘Think nothing of it,‘ says Drake, tossing a fast hook down the greensward." A fast hook ! ! May heaven have mercy on Myr. Thornton. BRITISH NORTH SEA FLEET TRIES TO LURE OUT THE FOE Washington, March 26â€"Antonio Lucâ€" chetti, director of Puerto Rican Hydroâ€" Electric resources, charged before the United States House of Representaâ€" tives Insular Committee today that a Canadianâ€"owned power company on the island is attempting to prevent the deâ€" velopment of governmentâ€"owned utiliâ€" ties there. PUERTO RICANX FLAYS FIRM CONTROLLED BY CANADIANS Raleigh, NC., March 16. .â€"Peter Pop, a Brooklyn boy, who came to North Carolina State College to study agriâ€" cultrral economy, has dbuilt a business as a nursemaid. The only haziard he and his helpers have to overcome he has found, is learning to pin on diapers without sticking the pin into their own thumbs while nursemaiding their way through college. WORKING HIS WAY THROTUTGH COLLEGE PINNING DIAPERS 201 Railway Street USED AUTO PARTS NEW SPRINGS AND GLASS Sullivan Transfer Clerkâ€"Treasurer Timmins WHEREAS H. A. Ogilvie is indebted to the undersigned in the sum of $76.70 being the cost of repairs made by the undersigned on a 1933 Ford 1‘ Ton Truck, License No. 62941C, notice is hereby given that on the 5th day of April, the said truck will be sold at the hour of 2.00 pm. at 122 Main Avenue, Town of Timmins. The said sale to be by public auction conducted by E. C. Brewer Company Limited, Auctioneers. DATED this 26th day of March, 1940. BERT"S GARAGE 101 Wilson Avenue, Timmins, Ontari~. HEATED STORAGEâ€"For cars or small trucks, $10 per month, inquire at Dodd‘s Transfer, 8 Bannerman Ave. Phone 557. »1â€"2t1 Wedding Yesterday at St. Anthony‘s Cathedral Here St. Anthony‘s iCathedral was the scene of an attractive wedding on Wednesday morning at 8.30 o‘clock, when Miss Joyce Boucher, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Aldege Boucher, became the bride of Mr. Pierre Larocque, son of Mr. and Mrs. Elzear Larocque. The ceremony was performed by the Rev. Fr. Simard, and wédding music was supplied by a Sister of Assumption at the organ. After the ceremony, a wedding breakâ€" fast was served at the home of the bride‘s parents 74 Mountjoy street, south. The bride‘s mother received the guests in a becoming ensemble of burâ€" gundy crepe, with black accessories and a corsage of white carnations. In the late afternoon, a wedding dinâ€" ner was served at the home of the bridegroom‘s parents, west side of North Road, the groom‘s mother wearâ€" ing a streetâ€"length rust dress, with a corsage of ‘white carnations, and in the evening, the bride and groom received their friends at a reception in the Holâ€" linger hall. The bride chose for the occasion a gown of pink chiffon, made on princess lines, with a bustle effect back, and she wore natural pink roses in her hair. Given in marriage by her father, the bride was lovely in a powder blue crepe ensemble, fashioned with a high neckâ€" line, short puffed sleeves, fitted waistâ€" line and full flared skirt, with navy blue accessories and navy blue tailored coat. She carried pink roses and lilyâ€" ofâ€"theâ€"valley. Outâ€"ofâ€"town guests included the bride‘s grandmother, Mrs. Arthur Bouâ€" cher, of Arntfield, Que. Mr. and Mrs. Larocque will reside at 74 Mountjoy street, south. Miss Joyce Boucher and Mr. Pierre Larocque Married. The schools, public, separate and high, reâ€"open on Monday next, April 1st, after the Easter vacation. Although Monday is April Fool‘s Day, the fact that school reâ€"opens on that date is no fooling. After the holidays the boys and girls are expected to be ready and willâ€" ing to return to school and studies, Mr. Elzear Larocque, father of the bridegroom, acted as groomsman. School Opens Again on Monday, Though It‘s April 1 Bornâ€"on March 18th, 1940, to Mr. and Mrs. Antoine Chenler (nee Eva Philion)») of 56 Windsor avenueâ€"a son Bornâ€"on March 22nd, 1940, to Myt and Mrs. Bernard Currie, of 157‘% Cedar street northâ€"a son. Bornâ€"on March 3rd, 1940, to Mr. and Mrs. Douglas Stevens (nee Auron Coursall) of 344 Wends avenue at St. Mary‘s hospitalâ€"a s*n. Bornâ€"on March l1th, 1940, to Mr and Mrs. Procul Gravel, of 108 Holly Roadâ€"a son. Bormâ€"on March 19th, 1940 to Mr. and Mrs. Everett Curnow of Gold Cenâ€" treâ€"a son. Bornâ€"on March l1th, 1940, to Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Taylor of 12 Patricia Blvd. at St. Mary‘s hospitalâ€"a son. Bornâ€"on February 28th, 1940, to Mr. and Mrs. Wm. E. Anderson of4 Oak avenueâ€"a son. Eight Births Registered Since Monday This Week (From Christian Science Monitor) An advertisement that appeals to the nose as well as the eye has been inâ€" troduced in the Globeâ€"Democrat, of St. Louis, Missouri. Advertisement for Candy Was Peppermint Scented An ounce and a half of peppermint is mixed with each pound of ink to proâ€" the aroma, which is said to last from 16 to 20 hours in a folded paper. Printed in green ink, a candy adverâ€" tisement carries a fragrant odor of peppermint. Learn Beauty Culture the Most Modern Way Government Licensed School TEMMIN®S SCHOOL OF HAIRDRESSING 56 Mountjoy Street THE PORCUPINE ADVANCE, TIMMINS, ONTARIO Miss Carmel Fasano spent the Easter holiday at her home in Cochrane. Miss Marjorie Nelson was a end visitor to Kirkland Lake. Kenneth McLaughlin was a North Bay visitor this week. Miss Jean Thomson was a visitor at Garson, near SBudbury, for Easter. Miss Irma Rennick spent Easter at her home in North Bay. Misses Anne and Vera Zuck spent the FEaster holiday at their home in Cochâ€" rane. Mrs. J. McKay of Noranda, is visiting her mother in town. Miss Catharine O‘Weill visited friends in North Bay during the holidays. Messrs Eli and Maurice Lemieux, of Montreal, were visitors to Timmins this week. Mr. and Mrs. Gary are spending the week visiting friends in Toronto. Miss Marie Robineau has returned after a two months‘ holiday spent visitâ€" ing friends in Noranda. Miss Violet McKinley and her niece, Gwelda Gannon have been spending the Easter vacation at Cobalt. Frank Skelly, of Kirkland Lake, spent the Easter holidays with relatives in town. Bornâ€"on Thursday, March 21st, 1940, to Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Little (nee Irene Everard), Normetal, Que.â€"a son. Mr. Jas Hepburn spent the holiday weekâ€"end visiting friends in Kirkland Lake. ‘Timmins Mr. and Mrs. G. S. Lowe returned on Tuesday after an extended holiday in Florida. Miss Davis of the Timmins High and Vocational School staff, is a visitor to Toronto during Raster week. Mr. and Mrs. Sweitzer motored to Kitchener last week to spend the Easter holiday with friends. Mr. Kauko Heinonen left on the Northland Monday evening for Detroit, where he will take a sixâ€"week course with Diesel Motors. Miss Helen E. Carthy of the Timmins High and Vocational School staff, is spending the Easter week at her home in Toronto. Mr. and Mrs. B. Watson were guests during the holiday of Mr. and Mrs. ; A. Reid, of Kirkland Lake, formerly of Mr. Clarke of the Timmins High and Vocational School staff, is spending the holiday at points in Southern Ontario. Mr. Pickering, of the Timmins High and Vocational School staff, is spending the Easter holiday in London. Mr. Armstrong, of the Timmins High and Vocational School staff, is spending Easter week in Toronto. Mrs. W. J. Yuill returned this week from Ottawa where she spent a two weeks‘ holiday visiting relatives and friends. Miss Davidson, dietician at the S. S. Kresge Co. has been transferred from the branch at Sudbury to Timmins, to take ‘the place of Miss Helen Presley, whose marriage to Mr. Jack Darragh, of Timmins, takes places here next week. Mr. W. W. Tanner, principal of the Timmins High and Vocational School, is at present in Toronto, where he is attending the Ontario Educational Asâ€" sociation convention being held on Wednesday Thursday and Friday Oof this week. Mr. and Mrs. E. M. Stenhouse spent the holiday weekâ€"end as the guests of Colonel and Mrs. Mac Lang at Haileyâ€" bury,. Mr. and Mrs. Allan G. Stewart and children, of Hamilton, spent a few days this week with friends in Timmins and at Kirkland Lake. Master Buddy White, of Kirkland Lake, who is home on vacation from Upper ‘Canada Toronto, is spending the week with his grandparâ€" ents, Mr. and Mrs. G. A. Macdonald. Mr. R. Stanley, of Edmonton, was the guest this week of his brother, Deputy Fire Chief W. S. Stanley. Mr. Stanley, known to a host of friends in the sporting world as "Barney" was a forâ€" mer hockey player of note and also managed one of the big league hockey teams and is widely known in hockey circles. In the social and personal column of The Northern News of Kirkland Lake last week there was the following item of local interest:â€""Mr. and Mrs. H. W. Tupper, who are leaving Kirkland Lake to reside in Timmins were preâ€" sented with a table lamp by the memâ€" bers of the local London Life office, on Saturday night at a buffet supper at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Gilbert A. Reid, following a theatre party in their honour." _Winners for the week were as follows: Ladies: 1st, Mrs. MacNeil, on a cut from Mrs.«Bound, who won second prize, and 3rd, Mrs. Crooks; gentlemen: list, Mr. Maynard, 2nd, Mrs. Vankoughnutt, and 3rd, Mr. Jensen on a cut from Mrs. Richards. Nineteen and one half tables of whist were played at the Legion hall on Tuesday evening, when the Ladies‘ Auxiliary of the Canadian Legion enâ€" tertained at the regular weekly whist drive. Mrs. Harvey and Mrs. Hardy were the conveners, and a delicious lunch was served by the kitchen comâ€" mittee after the cards. Announcement was made of the winâ€" ners of the final prizes in the whist tournament ‘which was completed last week. They were: 1st, Mrs. Vidito, ‘2nd, Mrs. Hass, 3rd, Mrs. Bound, 4th, Mrs. Joe Ormston, 5th, Mrs. Beaulne, and 6th, Mrs. Alf. Bellamy. The regular weekly whist drive will be held on Tuesday evening, April at the Legion hall, and toâ€"morrow (Friday) evening, the Ladies‘ Auxiliary is entertaining its members and friends at a social evening in the hall. A letter was received from Cobalt stating that the searf and layette made by the 106th Company had been chosen and sent down to Ottawa for final judging. The meeting was closed with "Taps." All the Guides are asked to be present next week for practice for the concert. The Guides of the 106th LO.DE. Company held their regular meeting on Monday in St. Matthew‘s hall. Captain Bailey called the meeting to order. Inspection was taken by Muriel Crispin. After the flag was lowered the Guides went to the patrol corners They worked on ibadges until « Mrs. Carson came. The girls then practiced songs for the Guide Concert. Winners of Finals in the Ladies‘ Auxiliary Whist GRL . CUIDES € ns RANGE BOILERS " * ~% ~« J,\(,‘-l\h'r HP:‘XTI‘JI{\S All sizes, from 5 to 1090 gallons in galvanized iron, everdur or monel metal for all size range boilers, VISIT OUR SHOWROOM SMITH ELSTON 1,000, 3,000 and 5,000 watt heaters in rither circulating or immersion types. Can be automatically controlled with a thermostat for continuous hot water. = For Every Purpose All The Year ‘Round ELECTRIC WATER HEATERS HELPED TO MAKE EASTER "AT HOME" A SUCCESS Plumbing, Heating and Sheet Metal Work 14 TIM MINS Annual meeting of the Association of Mining Municipalities of Northern Ontario will ‘be held this evening in Porcupine (Golden City). Present will be representatives from the councils and municipal staffs of Timmins, Tisâ€" dale, Whitney and the Township of Teck (Kirkland Lake). Problems which have arisen out Oof readjustment of deprication values alâ€" lowed mines in past years will be disâ€" cussed as will possible revisions and changes which might be made to the changes which Mining Act. Northern Mine Municipalities Meet Toâ€"Night 17 Pine St N Cake Plates Pickle Dishes Relish Trays Bon Bons Butter Dishes Table Centre Pieces Candle Holders Silver Specials to the hundreds of friends who visited the store, expressed good wishes and in other ways contributed to the success of cur OPENING IN SOUTH PORCUPINE Your gestures of welcome are truly appreciated. JEWELLERS OPTOMETRISTS TIMMINS Our Sincere Thanks Phone 190 Cor. Main Golden â€" Phone 390 SsSQOUTH PORCUPINE For Circular Letters He was showing a friend around his ultraâ€"modern house, "There are lots of points about it that I like," said the candid friend, "and there are some that I do not understand. Why, for instance, the round hole in the front door?" "Oh, that‘s for circular letters." â€"â€"Powassan News The annual Schumacher High school Easter "At Home" on Monâ€" day evening was a very decided success. Above are shown members of the committee who helped to make it so,. At the top from left to right: Isobel Rapsey Ray Yorke (decorations) Jean Barr, Bob Heath (decorations). _ At bottomâ€" Geo. Vary (music), Khelma Edwards, Murie]l Fulton (lunch) Allan Cripps (invitations). THURSDAY, MARCK 28TH, 1940 Outstanding Value at Silver Plate Guaranteced PHONE