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Toronto Telegram: It‘s hard for the average motorist to realize they should make haste slowly. Not Likely! (From an Exchange) Field Marshal Lord Birdwood, who welcomed the Turkish Military Mission on their arrival here recently, is a soldâ€" ier diplomat. Once, in Gallipoli, an Australian private complained to him that he was fed up with all this trench digging. Globe and Mail: Many Canadians must have been puzzled by announceâ€" ments from England to the effect that butter and bacon are regarded as perishable products, difficult if not imâ€" possible to store. "I know it‘s pretty tough," said the General, "but it‘s got to be dons, and I‘m hanged if I‘m going to do it all myself!~ It has also been announced that posiâ€" tions will be retained for all those who leave to become soldiers, and the perâ€" liod of absence will be credited to the employee as service with the Company when he returns. An immediate benefit of full pay for one month after enlistment, without any deductions, will be followed by furâ€" ther salary continuation benefits durâ€" ing the entire period of absence. The amount to be paid will be adjusted by government allowances to soldiers, the difference making it possible for deâ€" pendesnts to carry on at home while the employee sorves with his country‘s forces. In accordance with its announced desire‘ to render all available aid to the country in its present crisis and to coâ€"operate fully. in all measures designâ€" ed to promote the successful conduct of the war, the Board of Directors of The Mutual Life of Canada has notiâ€" fied its Head Office and Branch Office staffs that assistance will be rendered to employees who leave to serve the Empire. Mutual Life to Help All ‘Emploxf‘:s Who Enlist Friday for both the mayoralty and for council, announced this week that he will not be a candidate this election for any public office. His opinion as exâ€" pressed in The Northern News, of which he is the manager, is to the effect that he should give way to others aspiring for municipal honours. "I must also admit," he said, "that I am not very enthusiastic about the term of two years, or for the duration of the war, which the provincial government has announced." ‘"The work on council has been particularly interesting in the last three years, and it has been a pleasure to be associated with colleagues, who have, I feel, accomplished a great deal for Kirkland Lake," he added. Kirkland Lake, Nov. 25.â€"Councilior Charles Tresidder, who has been on the Teck township council for the past three years, and was nominated on Councillor Tresidder Not to Seek Reâ€"election ROY W. HARDY In six striking Seriesâ€"including strat}%d above is the Sport Coupe of | shows the improved steeringâ€"column the new 50 Super and 70 Roadâ€"| the Roadmaster Series. Bottom | year control new instr sgmasterâ€"the 1940 McLaughlinâ€"] left is the safety door handle of the fnd the ne,w th l:S wn?f.nt pa.me.l, Buick is introduced to the public| Super and Roadmaster Series,| * PoSIHION . 1@11!â€" with complete new reâ€"styling and| forming an integral part of the | tion lock, now located on the instruâ€" many mechanical innovations. Illuâ€" ! chrome body moulding. Bottom r'zght‘ ment panel below the speedometer. es / L o i t , 7 0 Super and 70 Roadâ€" â€"the 1940 McLaughlinâ€" ntroduced to the public A YOUNG PROGRESSIVE CANDIDATE 21 YEARS A RESIDENT OF TIMMINS BLECT A SOUND BUSINESS. LIKE ADMINISTRATION THE 1940 MeL AUGHLINâ€"RUICK Bornâ€"on Novemkber ‘19th, 1939, to Mr. and Mrs. Laurent Larose (nee Irene Dube) of 62 Montgomery street at St. Mary‘s hospitalâ€"a son. (Dled a few minutes after birth.) Bornâ€"on November 17th, 1939, to Mr. and Mrs, Wim. Puller of 58 Columâ€" bus avenue at St. Mary‘s hospitalâ€"a son. Bornâ€"Oon November 12th, 1939, to Mr. and Mrs. Reginald Walker of Mace Property, Schumacher, at St. Mary‘s hospitalâ€"a daughter. Bornâ€"on November 14th, 1939, to Mtr. and Mrs. Victor Salomaa (nee Elma Richinen) of 64 Maple street north at St. Mary‘s hospitalâ€"a son. Bornâ€"on November 19th, 1939, to the late Mr. Manero and to Mrs. Ernest Manero of 308 Pine street south at St. Mary‘s hospitalâ€"a son. Bornâ€"on November 2*«+, 1939, to Mr. and Mrs. Irvine Stark (nee Mary Mammolite) of 265 Maple street north at St. Mary‘s hospitalâ€"a son. Bornâ€"on November 23rd, 1939, to Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Coulter (nee Kathâ€" leen Lindsay) of 357 Spruce street south at St. Mary‘s hospitalâ€"a daughâ€" ter. Record Number of Births Registered During Weekâ€"end Bornâ€"on November 20th, 1939, to Mr. and Mrs. Michael Melko of 205 Birch street northâ€"a son. Bornâ€"on November 21st, 1939, to Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Nikoruk (nee Dorothy Grydezuk) of 53 Toke street at St. Mary‘s hospitalâ€"a dauzchter. PBornâ€"on Noavember 18th, 1939, to Mr. aud Mrs. Andre ©Chamberland (nee Annette Gauthier) of 11 Hector avenue at St. Mary‘s hospitalâ€"a daughter. Bormnâ€"on November 12th, 1939, to Mr. and Mrs. Arvo Westman (nee Lillian Fitton) of 271 Cedar street north at St. Mary‘s hospitalâ€"a son. Bornâ€"on November 2nd, 1939, to Mr. and Mrs. Napoleon Demers {nse Marâ€" garet Eliza Cherry) of 419 Cedar street southâ€"a daughter. Bornâ€"on October 30th, 1939, to Mr. and Mrs. Fred Shippam (nee Phyllis Thomas) of 14 Railroad street, Schuâ€" macher, at St. Mary‘s Hospitalâ€"a son. Pormnâ€"on November 18th, 1939, to Mr. and Mrs. Herve Fortier of 123 Bannorâ€" man avenueâ€"a daugshter. (Died a few minutes after birth.) Bornâ€"on November 21st, 1939, to Mr. and Mrs. Gerald Julien (nee Isabelle L‘Heureux) of 170 Mountjoy street southâ€"a daugh‘ter. Bornâ€"Oon November 8th, 1939, to Mr. and Mrs. Victor St. Amour of North Road at St. Mary‘s Hospitalâ€"a son. (Died shortly after birth.) Bornâ€"on November 3rd, 1939, to Mr. and Mrs. Peter Mohyliuk of 66 Columâ€" bus avenueâ€"a daughter. Bornâ€"on Novemper i7th, 1939, to Mr. and Mrs. Orlando Cecchini (nee Irene Rita Shields) of 28Â¥A Murdock avenueâ€" a son. Twenty Three Births Regisâ€" tered Here from Thursday Morning. Telegram: Prosperity is that period when it is so. hard to resist signing the dotted line extended by the salesman. Toronto Telegram: There is one thing about the theatre of war. It seems no one is anxious to hog the spotlight. The bride, given in marriaze by her father, was gowned in Burgundy wine velvet, with matching turban and gold slippers and her only ornament was a heartâ€"shapea watch. She carried a bridal bouquet of Butterfly roses ahd tbouvardia. Her only attendant was her sister, Miss Ethel Edwards, as bridesmaid, who wore twilight blue velvet and turban of matching shade. She wore a sterling silver locket, her sister‘s gift, and her bouquet was of Johanna Hill roses and bouvardia,. The groomsman was Mr. Austin Clarabut. At th«r reception immediately after the ceremony, Mrs. Edwards received in a gotin of dark blue crepe, with small offâ€"the face hat and veil of matching shade and she wore a corsage of Talisman roses. The groom‘s mother was in navy crepe, with hat to match, and she wore a corsage of Butterfly roses. Mr. and Mrs. Haley will make their home at the Holtyre mine, near Ramore. Wedding Event at Matheson on Saturday Matheson, Nov. 27.â€"(Special to The Advance)â€"A former member of the staff of the Rose War Memorial Hosâ€" pital here was a bride of Saturday afternoon, when Miss Mabel Edwards, RN., was married at the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Harold Melâ€" bourne Edwards of New Liskeard, to Mr. James Patrick Haley, second son of Mr. and Mrs. Thcecmas Carney Haley of Matheson. The ceremony was perâ€" formed by Rev. Dr. T. E. Holling, minâ€" ister of the New Liskeard United Church. Mrs. Ruby Dunn Wathen played the wedding music and Mrs. Jchn Vendervliet sang ‘"Because." Miss Mabel Edwards, R.N., and Mr. James Patrick Haley Married. Bsornâ€"on Novsinber 21st, 1939, to Mr. and Alphonse Decarie of 154 Comâ€" mercial avenueâ€"a daughter. Bornâ€"on O:tsber 22nd, 1939, to Mr. and Mrs. Frank Ellies nee (EFileen Steâ€" wart) of 10 Cedar south at St. Mary‘s hospitalâ€"a daughter. Bimâ€"on October 16th, 1939, to Mr. and Mrs. Napoleon Morin of 16 Wende averueâ€"a son. Bornâ€"on November 19th, 1939, to Mr and Mrs. Thomas Dungey of 49 Comâ€" mercial avenueâ€"a son (stillborn). L nmnâ€"on October 31st, 1939, to Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Parks of 20 Kimberâ€" ley averue at St. Mary‘s hospitalâ€"a son. THE PORCUPINE ADVANCE, TIMMINS, OXNTARYIO North Bay Nugget: Mr. Hitler hasn‘t made many public appearances since he was missed by the Munich beer hall bomb. McDonald scored "a goal and an asâ€" sist in Sundays‘s game against Cleveâ€" land BRarons to give him 10 pointsâ€"two goals and eight assistsâ€"while Brown recorded an assist to put him into the threeâ€"way firstâ€"place tie with four goals and six assists. New Haven, Conn., Nov. 25.â€"Max Kaminsky, Springfield‘s goalless wonâ€" der, was forced to share the scoring leadership in the Internationalâ€"Amerâ€" ican Hockey League today with Butch McDold and Conny Brown of Indianâ€" apolis Capitals. Kaminsky, in the van since the seaâ€" son cpened, was credited with no goals and 10 assists for a total of 10 points in league statistics made public here. On this continent we have no idea of the anxiety for the nonâ€"combatants that must be present in the minds of Europeans. Whatever happens we know that our dependents will be safe enough from a deadly rain of death from the skies. That feeling is not present in Europe and apparently it won‘t be. In other words this is to be a war in which there will be no limit placed on frightfulness. Well, we knew that after what happened in Poland. It should be no surprise that Germany is unwilling to bind itself to a promise to spare the women and the children. They too will have to suffer in this conflict. Has Scored No Goals Shares Scoring Lead Adolf Hitler has rejected a French proposal, submitted through the Interâ€" national Red Cross, to designate neuâ€" tral zones in which nonâ€"combatants would be safe from aerial warfare. The rejection was made on the grounds that this war ‘will be a ‘total war" in which Germany will be unable to make any engazements in advance. 00866 # "The Flder Pitt‘s attacks of gout," | said that Italian paper Telegrafo, last week, "were the most splendid and memorable in British history. They are definitely linked with the conquest of Canada and India. In British statesâ€" men sout acts as an imperialist stimuâ€" lant. Beware, if Mr. Chamberlain reâ€" turns to the House of Commons . hobbling on crutches." A person is rather inclined to smile at the thought of gout but it is no smiling matter. The pain can be terâ€" rific. Chief cause is imperfect eliminâ€" ation of uric acid. Attacks may be caused by* heavy consumption of rich food, mailt liquor, liquors or by mental shock. Fifty per cent of gout is hereâ€" ditary however, and overâ€"indulgence usually only aggravates the condition. Uric acid retained in the bloodstream is likely to form chalky, stony deposits in the joints. PFirst to suffer is the joint of the big toe, then the ankles, knees, hands and wrists Common symptons are cramps, inflammation, fever, headache, neuralgia and â€" hot, itching feet. The latter sympton was known to oldsters picturesquely enou:h as ‘the lisping of the gout." | Why Premier Chamberlain â€" should have gout is a matter of conjecture. It seems rather unfair that Chamberâ€" lain, no high liver, should be gouty. Many of his predecessors got it from stuffing themselves with mutton chops and port but not Chamberlain. Many British Premiers have been gouty. Some of them have been Derby, Disraeli, Palmerston, Me.bdurne, Canâ€" ning and the two Pitts. One ofâ€" the characteristics of British Prime Ministers seems to be the gout. Hcobling gingerly after his first bout of gout (podagra) in eighteen months, Neville XChamberlain presided over a cabinet meeting last week his left foot swathed in an enormous flannel boot. i SIFTING | % THE NEWS § B Murphy Fifty pe however _ only agy acid retal Ccause | uric acid * heavy c , liquor, 1 Huzh Murphy *\ **: ;ms LESLIE BAILEY x\\%%\\\\fi%\\MWW“W‘M“Sfl“\%\\%*fl%\%\\\\\\\S\\\\\\ * »%%* P ‘. ) .hlf/?/??f??I’?flf?llf??f?filfir/,V?f/’fi%u *TE *T tCE E5t t t *TE % 4 43 Mr. and Mrs. Glynn will reside Matachewan. The bride and groom are on a honeyâ€" moon trip to Sudbury, Toronto and Windsor, the bride choosing for travel a chic ensemble of teal blue, made on fitted lines, with a bustle back in the full skirt, and a jacket to match, with trimming of black fur. She wore black accessories and fitted black coat. trimâ€" med in brown fox, with a hat also trimâ€" med in brown fox and matching accesâ€" sories. A larzge number of friends were present to wish the popular bride and groom every happiness, and to present them with numerous lovely gifts. Mr. Bert Nolan, of Matachewan, was ; the groomsman. | Following the ceremony, a buffet | lunch was served at the home of the’ bride‘s parents, at Matachewan, where Mrs. Hogan received the guests, atâ€" tractively attired in a gown of black | chiffon, with matching accessories and | a corsage of red roses. | with a fi! clips, lon bustle ef She wore gloves, a: locket, an book. â€" ‘Talisman Given in marriage by her father, the bride was lovely in a fioorâ€"length enâ€" semble of wine chiffon velvet, fashionâ€" ed on fitted lines, with a fitted bodice and sweetheart neckt‘ine, lonz fitted sleeves, and bustle back in the full flarâ€" ed skirt, falling into a short train. She wore a matching pancake hat, with a shoulder length veil, white gloves and silver and wine slippers, and a gold medal and chain, gift of her aunt on her wedding day. She carried a beauâ€" tiful white satin prayer book, with bookmark of Talisman roses, falling inâ€" to the long white satin streamers. Miss Anne Macpherson of Timmins, attended her cousin as bridesmaid, charmingly attired in a gown of grape chiffon velvet, made on long fitted lines, with a fitted badice, adorned with gold clips, long leg o0‘ mutton sleeves, and bustle effect in the full flared. skirt. A charming wedding was solemnized at the Church of Assumption at Mataâ€" chewan on Saturday morning at 9 o‘clock, when the Rev. Fr. Bart united in marriage Miss Ethel Hogan, daughâ€" ter of Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Ho:an, of Matachewan, and Mr. Chas. Glynn, son of Mr. and Mrs. Glynn, of Toronto. Charming Wedding Event at Matachewan Saturday Truve To Form (From an Exchange) "Adam," said Eve, As they went out the gate When ordered to leave, "Is my hat on straight?" a fitted i long leg e effect i wore a t s, and gCc t, and car Her col VOTE for LES. BAILEY ect in the a turban d gold sli i carried a r corsage roses. t Nolan, of As a taxpayer and resident for the past ten years I am vitally interested in the progress and future of Timmins. I am willing to work wholeheartedly for the betterment of our town and for the people who make Timmins their home. As a miner and a businessman I am able to understand the proâ€" blems and needs of both and will be able to use this knowledge to advantage if elected to the town council. for Councillor ‘e, adorned with mutton sleeves, he full flared. . an to match, slippers, and a a white satin p e was made u prayer up of i gold , and skirt, white ; gold ©0000000808000000000000 0000000 The Sudbury Star: Polish chtldnen’ are reported wandering over the land | bread. Field Marshal Goering says the Germans are too humane to bomb England. It is a pity they did not show a little humanity in overâ€" running Poland. . THURSDAY, NOVEMBER }3RD. 1938 "Blimey, sarge," said an awed youngâ€" ster, "did they catch ver?" (From an Exchange) "You‘ve nothing at ali to fear," said the sergeant. "Why, in the last war I was singleâ€"handed and made 60 Gerâ€" mans run like hares." Asking For It