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A prominent Nazi says that for all Germany cares France is welcome to overrun the industrial area she has been attacking on the Western Front. A case of Saar grapes. Consistent "Hitler‘s early days as a decorator," says a German newspaper, "gave him a strong sense of the artistic." It will have been observed that he seems to have an eve for booty. Due to present conditions, the backâ€" yard hen is coming back into its own. Neighbors will be most gratified. After a heated argument Mtrs. Brown had succeeded in persuading her husâ€" band to allow their daughter to go to a boardingâ€"schcol. After a fow weeks the girl wrote home and said, "I‘m awfully keen on pin|zâ€"pong." ‘"What did I say! Brown. "I knew she with a Chinese." One They‘re Welcome To "I was learning to play the sax>â€" phone.when I was called up," writes a correspondéent in a daily. There‘s a bri:ht side to everything. Take It All A correspondent writes to say that now income tax has gone up so much, he thinks the letters O.HMS. really mean "Oh, Have My Salary." Unrecognizable A foreign visitor says he was amazed by the large number of Negro children in English country districts, He was mistaken. The little @arkies were sunâ€" burnt Cockneys who had been eating blackberries, "‘The Women‘s Auxiliary Territoria) Service is efficiency itself." The memâ€" bers know WATS. what. Better ITdea _ The population of London, it is estiâ€" mated, could be put inside the aeroâ€" plane hangars that have been built during the past two years. This is a miuch better idea than trying to cram them into our mornir/l» train. Jewellery Store Opening in New Premises, Third Ave. i es C oo e ie e L. He ga remark: to what these an. He: So you think married life ought to be one grand sweet song. She: Yes. He: and what air would you prefer for this matrimonial sone? She: A millilonaire, with a bo» of Airewsod Hitler ¢ answered a â€"minute Some Little Stories Suitable for the Idle Moments The Idea and Memories +â€" Best T They Don‘t Care His Fears Verified 3X The Be you think grand sw went of : Their Gain What! What! Pn 15z y â€" and h1 NA Plain and _ Diamond Set to Hi Adolf . ~can Hell c awa) itche The very latest Yourself went bel designs BROTHERS ‘TTIMMINS Our selection from the productions of master craftsmon ofers you excellent t Tune married ‘ _ exclaimed Mr. s fallen in love told ler | him and 1 and a stand VOUr Influence Bette; to wait returned i bundle _ the limit Moncton, N.B., November 8. â€"This year is the centenary of express service on the American continent. It was in 1839 that Frederick William Hornden operated the first express service beâ€" tween Boston and New York, carryin? express matter in a carpet bag. Then followed the pony express, the pony with his picturesque rider being superâ€" seded when railways were extended to the West. The final development of the fast express was exemplified when the first plane of Transâ€"Canada Air Lines, inaugurating â€" regular dGdaily survey flights between Moncton and Montreal arrived here carrying express, A paâ€" geant held at the local airport ilusâ€" trated the various stages of express service. "Jock," she said, "that‘s an awfu noise you‘re making." Centenary of Express Service Being Observed so Jock sat down and took off his boots. Not the Pipes His bsizpipe playing was the chief thing that mattered to him in life. One night, while he was strutting about the room, skirling for all he was worth, his wife attempted a mild protest. He Understood Time after time one recruit was slow to halt when the command came. "What‘s your job in civil life, Jones?" the sergeant demanded. "I‘m a horseâ€"driver." replied the "Who, Jones . . . £ manded the sergeant ‘"Don‘t be silly," said the man, "I‘m one of the guards here, not one of the inmates! recruit. "All right, we‘ll try again The recruit tock his pl squad and they marched off. Different Status Hitler was making a tour of a Gerâ€" man lunatic asylum. All the inmates lined up, andâ€"as soon as the Dictator appeared â€" stood smantly to attention and gave the Nazi salute, all except one man at the end of the line. "Hi!" screamed Adolf you salutin?2" "Certainly. I‘m not grumbling about the deal." "But what happened to the horse?" "I raffled it." ‘"What!" _ "I got 20 entries at $5 each. Only one man grumbledâ€"the winnerâ€"so I gave him his money back!" To his surprise he did not hear from his friend Smith, and after a long silence his conscience began to prick him. He paid a visit to Smith and apoli:ized for playing such a dirty trick on him. "Let‘s shake hands and forget it," he said. "Have changed my mind. You can have horse for $25. Send cheque and wil} forward horse." The next morning the cheque arrived, and as socn as he had cashed it, Angus sent off the dead horse. Ar{‘us had a horse which he wanted to sell for $50, but Smith was only willing to pay $25 for it. The business was on the point of falling through when the horse became ill and died, so Angus sent a telegram to Smith. ciency pepâ€"andâ€"drive sales expert had been instructing them. "He‘s very convincing!" said one. "Convincing!" said the other. "My grar«imother was 99 yesterday, and I‘m certain she hasn‘t been brewing tea properly all these years." the rc ciency been present ration. firitely Mcodern Way It is reported that hundreds of Turkish women are training as paraâ€" chutists, More Eves dropping. ng | uUmeée Success to 1,‘ savys pointed e black ‘ly been recently ; the st ne of li; Vs a nurse. ted out to t cireumstances Should bables s Congratulations and best wishes upon the opening of another fine Jewellery Store in Northern Ontario Convincing canvassers crept : where the 100 per )â€"andâ€"Grive sales c kâ€"out restrictiO n carried too â€" y reprimanded street at night light literature. Horse Sense SOLE BROS. R O IL, JF, K Squad, halt," comâ€" Much his place in the It sho them s roal to like Why aren‘t far. that is not r cent exper? atrV have eating clearâ€" al from effiâ€" had man King@ the fo«xl ‘"Well," was the reply, "I pushed him and T picked up a stick of wood and made for him." "Case dismissed," was the verdict. Hair Pulling Tilt Mrs. Marie Lerocque accused Mrs. Oliva Leclair of assaulting her by pullâ€" ing her hair. Mrs. Lerocgque said that Mrs. Leclair wanted to put her and her husband out of her house, where they had been roominzx. When she went to get some clothing for her little girl, Mrs. Rowe said that she asked Brown for his rent and that he reâ€" fused to give it to her. Furthermore, he refused to get out. He said that he didn‘t have to get out and that neither she nor the whole police force could eject him. She accused him of pushing her and twisting her arms. Wilmer Brown was charged with asâ€" sault in police court on Tuesday. Howâ€" ever, when the full story was heatd it appeared that he had only been deâ€" fending himself against the complainâ€" ant, Mrs. Alice Rowe, and that he had not even made a good job of that. Accordingly, Magistrate Atkinson disâ€" missed the charge al:ainst him. "Did you not do anything to proâ€" voke him?" asked the Magistrate. Accused Got Worst of Battle So Charge Dismissed The development of the idea sounds like a wild dream of Dante. Today, thr result is an organization known a Underwriters Laboratories‘® Inc., whict is actually asked by manufacturers tc destroy and test their materials so thai the public may be safeguarded. T does not make or manufacture anyâ€" thing; it sells nothing:; it earns nc profits; it pays no dividends, but its work has a direct bearing on the houseâ€" hold of every Canadian between Sydâ€" ney, Cape Breton and Victoria, B.C. All it issues is a small tag bearing three words . . . "Underwriters‘ Laboraâ€" tories Inspected" ‘but before that tag can be attached to any article, be it curling iron, an electric machine, a steel safe, roofing material, garden hose, a baby incubator or an electric switch, that article must pass tests, to describe the severity of which there is hardly an adjective in the dictionary. Working with the knowledge that carelessness is probably the greatest single cause of fires, it says to manuâ€" Landlady Admits She Used Stick on Tenant Charged With Assault. "Destroy to save" is the motto of this organization, whose story of almost maniacal destruction goes back to the year 18982 when a young electrical enâ€" gineer in the United States conceived the idea of advance testiny» of materials for fire hazard. He sold the idea to fire insurance underwriters who, with some hesitation, appropriated $350 to finance a small testing shop, an office and a helper or two. . Mother Nature in a destructive mosad, can be particularly vicious, but in her vilest moments she is not much worse than a manâ€"matie organization whose Machiavellian actions of destruction, every working day, exercise a profound influence on the lives of Canadian citizens . . . and, paradoxically enough, all with the purpose of making everyâ€" day life safer for people in Canada and ‘other countries, INE ADVANCE, TTMMINS, ONTARIO ‘"We can‘t send a man to jail because he is ill," said Magistrate Atkinson. Magistrate Atkinson convicted and fined the accused $5 and costs. Asks To Go To Jail Rene Grenier had a bandage on his arm. He told the court that he had blood poisoning. He was charged with vagrancy. The laboratories test such a variety of articles that it would require a small book alone, to list them. But they inâ€" clude <such things as fire protective appliances, sprinkler systems, fire exâ€" ‘inguishers, fire hose, safes, alarm ystems. They "fool" arcund with gasolene ind motor engines so that automobiles an be and are made almost fcoolâ€"proof. They set a miniature roof on fire, and aven help it to burn fiercely by applyâ€" ng a wind machine in its direction. . . ill so that ithey may determine the deJ;ree of fire resistance in that materâ€" tal. They have the most ingenious maâ€" chines for torturing, twisting and destroying all sorts of gadgets which are used in the office, the home or the factory. They will test a safe by filling it with papers, and then put it in a gas fire furnace where the heat goes up to 2000 d:prees, for one hour. When it comes out it is pulled up by block and tackle a height of three stories and dropped onto a pile of bricks . . . simuâ€" lating what might happen in a ‘fire. But, that is not the end. If it passes that test i#t goes back into the furnace for another hour . . . and all so that Mrs. Leclair denied the assault. Her little girl, Jeanette, backed up the testimony Oof her mother. Mrs. Leclair grabbed her by the hair and threw her downstairs. Her eviâ€" dence was backed up by the testimony of another woman and her husband, who were on the sceene at the time. factiirers, in effect, "Give your product such a margin of safety that, even if used dumbly or carelessly, it‘s still safe. As an instance, a Canadian housewife may leave an electric iron, fully heated to answer the door bell and be detainâ€" ed so long ithat there is danger of fire. But the laboratories guard any excesâ€" sive darter in that direction by reâ€" fusing to pass such an iron until its safety factor has been increased to take care of such contingencies, And the list of equipment which the laboraâ€" tories test, to make doubly sure that extra safety factor is there, comprise 3981 pages of fine print in two columns with a supplement of 85 additional pages. Canadian Store Fixture STORE EQUIPMENT OF EVERY DESCRIPTION AND STORE FRONTS. 18 Cameron Street, Toronto SOLE BROTHERS Our Sincere Good Wishes It was our privilege to design, manufacture and install the modern showeases and wall fixtures for the beautiful new store. store, Barrie Examiner: St. Mary‘s must be a healthy place in which to live, judgâ€" ing from an incident pictured in the Journalâ€"Argus, which shows a 92â€"yearâ€" old tailor fitting a suit he was making for another citizen 90 years of age. These nonagzenarians lock very fit and are described) as beoing "still quite active." Their only purpose is service for safety‘s sake. They test thousands of of articles but recommend none even when the articles have passed all the tests,. And, all in all, their work of "destroying to save," saves millions of dollars a year to Canadians alone, to say nothing of the safeguarding of lives, Sentence was $1 and costs or iItwo months. "Well, this man asked to be sent to jail," was the reponse of the Chief of Police. "He has nowhere to stay and he at least would lset good medical treatment there." "Board" companies and their associaâ€" 1 Hions such as the Canadian Underâ€"| writers‘ Association, through municipal inspectors, architedis and professional records of the nmumber of tags sold to| those entitled Ito use them . . . and woe betide the individual or firm which | misuses them because those tags are | the guarantee of safety to the public.| Today, 47 years after ‘the birth of | the idea, the laboratories have world-! wide ramifications. ‘Their work ex-‘ tends into Canada; they have branches | plants and representatives . sceattered all over the North American continent. laboratories . . . automobiles equipped | with all sorts of itesting apparatus to, visit manufacturers‘ plants and spread the gospel of increasing safety for the public. In Canada and the United' States there are 175 places where rp-l presentatives of the laboratories can | be consulted while they also maintain ’ | close contact with the research departâ€" ments of the Canadian, British and American igovernments. that particular type can have a small tag attached . . . if it passes the test. Incubators for chickens, permanâ€" ent wave machines, tearâ€"gas devices, electricallyâ€"heated blankets, insectiâ€" cides, refrigerators, just to mention only a few, are "put through the mill," and even when the samples have proved satisfactory the laboratories‘ work does not end there. On the occasion of the opening of their new Timmins Jewellery Store,. are extended to spectors Hailleyb be shift ' T oron | Halileybury be shifted Commissio seribed yes Inspecto: London, g spector A, take charg Inspector | ferred fror The Ma Three Inspectors Moved on Provincial Police Force charge ifted as of Nov., iissioner William l yesterday as ector Sydney O n, goes to Haile: r A, H. Palmer, : tharge of the Kit from 1 Mavor ito, Nov. s of the P ury distr ted as of ssioner 1 yvesterday ctor Syvd BEST WISHES McGlashan, Clarke from the maker of FAMOUS ‘*MAYFLOW ER " SILVERW ARE ompany Limited NIAGARA FALLS, ONTARIO Palmer, H: of the Kitcol em Jordon is Kitchener to r reiterated | "Fit for a King and Priced for You" ongratulations and Complete sets from $23.50 and up r, Halleybury Kitchener di J. J. ZWEIG, Ms in King‘s Plate Quality his ing t ondon. ; belief district + trans Inâ€" will it was futile for the Council to discuss the matter inasmuch as the govern«â€" ment would probably take action, and so the question was dropped. their bit seeds in 8 drills, of « It is p hornâ€"~rin Wearers the pitk rers of pinch. anager, predicted ths any spare course. True 1 soldiers again b by plo are Form have wing t of g to 1 will be urged to the be de already A Te ) In rT