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The next event of the Canadian Leâ€" gion is a ‘Bingo" Night to be held toâ€" morrow (Friday) in the Legion hall. Members of the Legion, the Ladies‘ Auxiliary, and friends, are asked to be present and make the night one of the best. There are good prizes at any of these parties. (Edinburgh Scotsman) With new indoor rinks at Dundes and Kirkcaldy, and another nearing completion at Falkirk, ice hockey, inâ€" dependent of the weather, is expected to enjoy a greatly increased following throughout the season which is now in full swing. Glasgow has two Lteanmsâ€" the Mohawks and Kelvingroveâ€"and, if there is anything in a name, they will be strongly chalilenged by the Perth Panthers, the Fife Fliers, the Dundee Tigers, and the Falkirk Lionsâ€"truly a formidable group! Firstâ€"class players have been importâ€" ed from England and Canada, and a higher standard of skill is promised. A points competition for a new trophy is already in progress and the second part of the season will be devoted to a Jeaâ€" rgue tournament for the Canada Cup. Curiously enough, although the world‘s first skating cluwb was formed in Edinburgh (in 1744), ice hockey has not yet been introduced to the Capital. This state of affairs will no doubt be remedied when the new rink at Murâ€" rayfield is opened; but it will not be this Winter, for only the foundations of the building have taken shape. Bingo Night at Legion Toâ€"morrow (Friday) Night The meeting at Haileybury Sunday will be the fruits of two years of labor, it is pointed out in Sudbury. In the summer of 1937 first offers of a playâ€" off were made to the Gold Belt by the Nickel Belt. There was no takers beâ€" cause of cther committments. In April of this year a Nickel Belt delegate atâ€" tended the annual meeting of the ‘Temiskaming Baseball League and reâ€" peated the offer. Ice hockey, introduced to tt; world by Canada, is reputed to be the fastest game in the world. A new association could look afser all brands of baseball, it is argued by the sponsors of the N.O.BA. Senior clubs would be available from Sudbury, Kirkland Lake and Timmins. Interâ€" mediate entries could come from North Bay, Haileybury, Cobalt, New Liskeard, Temiskaming, Que., and from the Cadâ€" illacâ€"Malarticâ€"Bourlamaque â€" area in northwestern Quebec. Junior entries are now operating in Copper Cliff, North Bay, Timmins and Kirkland Lake. Ac Haileybury the new loop has«the backing of Dunc Sutherland, a past president of the Northern Ontario Hockey Ascociation. €iutherland beâ€" lieves a worlhwhile affiliation in junior and intermediate branches of the sport would be successful in Haileybury. He was secretary of the> Temiskaming North Bay was trying for a wider allâ€"northern loop at the same iime. When it was suggested the finish of the current season was the best time for such plans the move was shelved until its revival early this month. Lates®t on the Northern Ontario Baseâ€" ball Association is that Sault Ste. Marie Ont., might like a bye in junior ranks. The higher ranks in the diamond sport are defunct in the Algoma Capitai. However, the Sault Star relates there is a team of yvoungsters who are really hot. An expression of opinion will be sought from the Saut on the N.O.B.A. matter. Basoall League when i flourished around Haileybury. Hockey Now Said ta he Popular in Scotland The reason behind the proposed forâ€" mation of a Northern Basaoball Associaâ€" tion, is a continuously unsatisfactory affiliation with both the E.O.B.A. and QBAA. The Nickel Belt and North Bay have no use for the Ontario Baseâ€" ball Association, with whom they have been hooked up for years. SBunday‘s meeting was first arranged for North Bay, the Gateway City clan having been the instigators of the gathering. Taking a complaint from Timmins into consideration that the travelling distance was too far, both North Bay and the Nickel Belt repreâ€" sentatives from Sudbury agreed to meet in Haileybury. Ike Solomon, manager of the MciInâ€" ivre team, and Viceâ€"President of the Temiskaming League has come out in the open with an opinion favouring the organization of a separate Northern loop and Gelegates from the other teams in the Porcupine have declared their infention of supporting the move. "Dan" McInnis, manager of the Holâ€" linger Club has long been in favour «of a Northern Association and the newly formed Timmins Baseball Club have instructed their two delegates, "Gigg" Carswell and Georze Belanger, to vote for the new diamond deal. With Timmins representatives reâ€" garded as unanimously in favour O6f the idea, sportinz observers feel confident that a Northern Ontario Raseball Asâ€" sociation will be formed at a meeting to be held in HMHalleybury on Sunday afternoon. Meeting of Representatives from Sudbury, North Bay and _ Porcupine to be Held in Haileybury on Sunday Afterâ€". noon. Managers of Local Teams Said to be Unanimously â€" Indications Look\ Favourable For Northern Baseball Loop in Favour. obalt Here Saturday In Poupore Cup Final e e ENC s Sss ce c S e e e 1038 Kirkland Lake will be the scene of | the N.O.SS A. basketball championships next year, it was decided when the invitation extended by Cal Fitzgerald, representative of the Kirkland higzh school at the N.OSS.A. meeting held ! in North Bay, was accepted. Mr. Fitzâ€" gerald will be convener for the mest. The date has not been set for the games but it was understood they would be> played sometimes before Eastâ€" er. The venue of the championships last year was Schumacher. Here is the list sent in by the friend of ‘The Advance: A mosquito is the child of black and white parents. Mussolini is a sort of material used for ladies‘ stockings. A pedestrian is one of those people motorists run over. The Gorgons, looked like womenâ€" only more horrible. | The function of the stomach is to hold up the petticoat. Immortality is running away with another man‘s wife. San Francisco Chronicle: A new lipâ€" stick imakes a black mark which graâ€" dually turns a bright redâ€"like many A friend of The Advance this week writes as follows: "I have often enjoyed the alleg>d schoolboy howlers printed ir The Advance, and in return I am sending you the following ones that perhaps your Oother readers may enjoy as much as I pave done. They are new to me and may be new to your readers. By the way, where do they all come from?" Where do they all come from? There is more than one source, of course. Every year just after examination time there is a recurrence of these "howlers." Teachers and examiners are supposed to note amusing answers and pass them on to the> newspapers. Last summer there was a list of half a column or so in The Ottawa Journal of "howlers" supposed to have been "made in Otâ€" tawa." Several bhooks have been pubâ€" lished containing collections of these "howlers." and this has given rise to the belief that sametimes they are manufactured by other than schoolboys in the normal course of answering questions. The Arctic Circle is the circle in the Arctic region where it is day all day lane. A stethoscope is a spyâ€"glass for lookâ€" ing into people‘s chests with your ears. Paraffiin s the next order of angels above seraphims. pay. The equator is an imaginary lion running through the tropics with both ends meeting in the middle. Sudbury Star: Some political speeches are both original and good, although the original part isn‘t good, and the good part isn‘t original. The cold at the North Pole is so great that the towns there are not inhabited. Ambizuous means having two wives and not being able to get rid of them. an attractive economic dream, when reduced to bookkeeping. Milk is very good for babies. It keeps them quiet while mother has a gossip. Another Supply of Police Boxing Show On Toâ€"night Some of the Definitions Strike Deep to the Facts. The stage is all set for the boxing show at Timmins arena tonight under the auspices of the Timmins Palice Athletic Association. The first of the eleven bouts on the card will start sharo at 815 and from the lineup of »"ing battlers who will perform, the show should be one of the best amateur exhibitions ever seen her>. The highâ€" light of the evening will be the apâ€" pearance of two of the memkbers of the police force in the role of combatants. John OQ‘Neill will go into the ringz with Kid Loughran, of Schumacher, and Jack Atkinson will oppose Max Thomâ€" as, 205â€"pound Timmins heavyweight. Basketball Playâ€"offs In Kirkland Eleven Bouts Are Included on Outstanding Amateur Card at Local Arena. N.O0.S.S.A. Accept Invitation Tendered at Meeting Held in North Bayv. Schoolhoy Howlers Now, You Can Howl! xes are things what people won‘t They are used to keep the roads Charron, 145, subs at the middle position; spont last year in junior comâ€" pany has had little opportunity to show his ability. Bandiera, 178, is the power of the left side of the line as a playing and plunging middle; is the heaviest man on the team and has had one year in junior and two in senior; a hard tackâ€" ler and a consistent plunger. Bateman, 145, subbing at left half; has been a year in junior previous this year. Copps, 156, plays end with the exâ€" perience of two years in junior and two in senior behind him; is a good tackâ€" ler, down fast on kicks and a good blocker on ond Ttuns: Baderski, 150, plays right half; is the most experienced man on the team, two years in junior and three in senior; he is their best broken field runner and makes many yvards on excellent plunging. Appearing below is a brief sketch of the Timmins High and Vocational School rugby team which will meet Coâ€" balt in the senior N.OS.S.A. finals Satâ€" urday afternoon at Timmins ball park. A big husky squad, the average weight of ‘the team is 161. The individual weights of the players are shown imâ€" mediately after their names. Here‘s how they wili line up: How Timmins Seniors Line Up For Game on Saturday Sketches of Individual Players on High School Senior Squad, Shows Team Has an Average Weight of 161 Ibs. All Ready for Championship Match. Wednesday and Thursday, November 2 (A Superâ€"Production, Filmed in Glorious Technicolour ) With Frank McHugh, Alan Hale, Bonald Crisp, Charles Bickford and Jack LaRue. Musicalâ€"*"Sing for Sweeties" â€" Cartoonâ€""Porky the Fisherman" "Stranger Than Fiction" Universal News Starring WALLACE BEERY, Featuring FRANXNK MORGAN, MAUREEN O‘SULLIVAN, JOHN BEAL AND JESSIE RALPH Edgar Kennedy Comedyâ€""LOCKS AND BONXNDS" Sportâ€"®"CHAMPION AIR HOPPERS®" A sSUPERâ€"MUSICAL PRODUCTION Coâ€"Starring Leo Carrillo, Walter Pidgeon and Buddy Ebsen wWith the openit \ of the National League hockey season but a few footbasi games away the boys are really turnâ€" ing on the heat in practice sessions in various parts of the country. Most of the kinks have been ironed out and they‘re saying it with sticks and body checks. Here‘s a shot from the arena in Galt, Ont., where Toâ€" ronto Maple Leafs are going through their preâ€"season paces. Flying through the air with becoming grace is ALSO ROBERT YOUNG, LEW AYRES and RUTH _ll_l_FSSEY in Sunday Midnight, Monday and Tuesday, October 30th and 31st and November 1st JEANNETTE MacDONALD AND NELSON EDDY in ‘THE GIRL OF THE GOLDEN WEST" Friday, Friday Midnight and Saturd: October 28th and 29th WAYNE MORRIS AND CLAIRE TREVOR in NOTICEâ€"On Double Feature Programmes coming to our theatres, we request our patrons to attend the Theatre not later than 8.00 p.m. to see entire performance. MATINEE DAILY AT 2.30 P.M EVENINGSâ€"7.00 and 8.50 P.M MIDNIGHT SHOWS. Every Friday and "YALLEY OF THE GIANTS" LAST SHOWING TOâ€"NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE PROGRAMME MARY CARLISLE and LLOYD NOLAN in PALACE "RICH MA‘N, POOR GIRL" B.ad Man of Brimstone‘s New Thriller‘! AT THE TIMMINS THEATRES MclLellan, 188, lightest man on the team and holds down the position of quart>r in his second year of senior play; a good field gengral with plenty of fight; carries the ball and tackles well. Neilson, 166, does an excellent job as right inside; first year in senior; shows plenty of courage in the line and has been in on the majority of blocked kicks this year. Ormston, 173. the powerhouse on the right sid> of the line in the role of plunzing middle. Turgeon, 155, substitutes in an end position; has been with the team two Lake, 177, is kicking far and accurâ€" ately in his third year in senior comâ€" petition;. a good ball «carrier and plunger; the sparkplug of the team‘s forward passing attack. MclLellan, 188, lightest man on the team and holds down the position of quart>r in his second year of senior play; a good field gengral with plenty of fight: carries the ball and tackles Johnston, 161, regular on the backâ€" field at left half; first year in senior play but has developed into the most consistent plunger on the team; good at tossing forwards and is subâ€"kicker. Kosick, 155, first year in rugby, but made the senior squad and plays like a veteran; has the fastest pair of feet of any man on the team and alterâ€" nates at flying wing and half; a good receiver. Everard, 152, Tills the position of flyâ€" ing wing; is having a good season in his third year in senior company; an exceptionally fast ruuner, good plungâ€" er and broken field runner. had one year in junior and teams up well with Bandiera. and Sunday ay Pete Langelle, former Winnipeg Monarch, who played last year with Syracuse Chiefs in the International American League. Langelle is expected to stick with the Leafs this year, but in this picture he was getting all the worst of it as he tried to break through a deâ€" fence made up of Reg. Hamilton and Bingo Kampman. Reg. is one giving Peter the hip, while any arms or legs that can be seen that seem to be superfiuous are Bingo Comedyâ€"*"Not Guilty Enough" Serialâ€"Episode No. 7 Thursday and Friday, October 27th and 28th DICK POWELL HMUGH HEREBERT, AND DORIS WESTON in PAULINE MOORE, STUART ERWIN and JOAN WOODBURY in Matinee Daily at 2.30 p.m. Evenings 7.00 and 8.50 p.m. Saturday Evenings Only 5:00 p.m., 7:00 p.m., and 9:00 p.m. MIDNIGHT SHOW Every Sunday SPECIAL CHILDREN‘S MATINEE Every Saturday Morning at 10 :30 a.m. . Children‘s Ticketsâ€"10c¢, GLENXNN MORRIS, ELEANOR HOLM and GEO. BARBIER in Tuesday and Wednesday, November 1 and 2 DOUBLE FEATURE PROGRAMME COLOUREDâ€" CRUISEâ€"SHORT â€"sSUBJECTâ€""*MEXICO®" Saturday, Sunday Midnight and Monday October 29th, 30th and 31st BORB IIMIVINGSTONE and RAY CORRIGAN in GOLDFIELDS Short Subject:â€""STRANGER THAX FICTION NO, 45" The Canadian schooner Bluenose sucâ€" cessfully defended her International Fisherman‘s Trophy yesterday when she won the fifth and deciding race of the series against the United States challenger, Gertrude L. Thebaud. ‘The Canadian boat, piloted by Captain Anâ€" gus Walters, won yesterday‘s race by onlyv a narrow margin. Crocco, 170, combines diera in the position makes a lot of holes in opposition for plunges. Svos, 152, plays inside and hails from Kapuskasing where he got his training in junior competition last year; has seen used only sparingly. McD#=rmott, 150, a newcomer to rugâ€" by this year; looks good at the "nâ€" side position but lacks experience. Greensboro Daily News: If only the world coull agree on a closed ‘season for the dove of peace. North Bay Nugget: Poth Canada and the United States appear to be well headed out ofeth»> recession and desâ€" tined to again enjoy good times. Moro, 155, a reliable man on the snap; playing his first year in senior after graduating from last year‘s junâ€" i0r team; good at intercepting forwards and breaking up plays. Bluenose Retains Defeated Gertrude L. Theâ€" baud, U.S. Challenger, in Deciding Race Yesterday Romualdi, 148, playing end in his first year on the senior squad; a good tackler and blocker and moves fast on kicks. years ‘but hasn‘t had much opportunâ€" ity to show what he can do. Schooner Trophy well with Banâ€" of left inside; the line of the Cartoonâ€"*"Booney Town" News Senior School Rugby Title _â€"For N. 0. S. S. A. Is At Stake Ending all doubt that Sturgeon Falls might be able to win the southsern senior N.OSS.A. rugby group, Scolâ€" lard Hall defeated them yesterday in replayed game by a score of 15â€"0. The result removes any possibility that Timmins might have to meet Sturgeon before going into the finals with Coâ€" balt, A team from Timmins High and Voâ€" cational School will play Schumacher High School in a sixâ€"man rugby maten on Saturday afternoon at Timmins Ball Park as a preamble to the Timâ€" minsâ€"Cobalt championship match. The contest will start at 1.p.m. Prose are men who play games for money, and are quite different from poets. Guerilla warfare means that they are up to their monkey tricks again, A gugue is what you get in a room full of people with all the doors and winâ€" dows shut. A cuckoo lays other birds‘ eggs in its own nest, and viva voce. Play Sixâ€"Man Rugby Game at 1 p.m. on Saturday The minister of war is the clergyâ€" man who preaches to the soldiers in barracks. Scollard Eliminate Sturgeon Curling clubs through Northern Ontario are making plans for a big season during the coming winter, with the T. N. O. Curling Association onspeil in North Bay the feature atâ€" ‘raction. The Sudbury followers of the ‘"besom an stane" held their anâ€" nual meeting last night, with Kirkland Lake scheduled to hold their inaugural gathering on Saturday. The Timmins Curling Club will organize for the year Possible Chanee of Falls to Cop Southern Group Fadâ€" ed Yesterday. Curling Clubs Are Organizing at their annual meeting on Monday November 7th. Sudbury Met Last Kirkland to Meet day, Timmins, Nov. Timmins and Silver City Teams Will Battle to Finish in Deciding Game of Season. Visitors Have Impressive Record in Defeating New TAskeard and Harleybury in Central Group. STILL MOKE "HOWLERS (From Globs and Mail MONDAY, TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 31st, NOVEMBER 1st and 2nd George Brent, Olivia DeHaviland, in THURSDAY, FRIDAY AND SATURDAY QOCTOBER 27th, 28th and 29th ONE FULL WEEKâ€"(A Firstrun Picture) Jean Parker, Willard Mack, Ben Alexander in Looney Toonâ€"*"Porky‘s Phoney Express" Gold (Paragraphic) Musicalâ€"Wini Shaw in "Little Me." A WARNING! to those who keep their children in ignorance of NEW EMPIRE " Gold Is Where You Find It" BANXD NUMBERâ€"@"QUEENS OF HARMONY" the most vital facts of their young lives MATINEE DAILY AT 2.30 P.M. ADMISSMION: Children 15¢: Adults 25¢ EVENINGSâ€"71.00 and 8.50 P.M. ADMISSION: Children 20¢; Adults 40¢ Night Saturâ€" TELEPHONE 17 €p PICTORIAL 7 The annual Armistice Gd@inner at Golden Beaver Lodge AF. and AM. is *o ‘be ‘held this year on Wodnesday, Nov. 9#th, at 6 pm. This yearly event is in honour of the members of the Order who served in the Great War. At the session of the lodge each chair is taken by a returned soldier while at the dinner there are patriotic toasts, musical numbers and remm‘it.(ences of the days of the war. 4 Whitby, Oct. 26â€"That the Ontario Department of Highways hoped in time to be able to shorten the distance beâ€" tween Toronto and Timmins by 70 miles with continuance of a progresâ€" sive program of paving was the inforâ€" mation given by R. M. Smith, deputy minister to the Whitby Rotary Club at a duncheon here vesterday. Mr. Smith said that the department was particularly concerned with the road from the Sault to Ottawa as Minâ€" nesota had agreed to continue it through to St. Paul and "The northern section of the province is deserving of a great deal of consiâ€" deration. We have 400,000 square miles in the North and 50,000 in the South, and as the North develops, it is bound to bring traffice along with it, the deputy minister stated,. adding that it was the aim of the department to open the North to the South. Annual Armistice Dinner at Golden Beaver, Nov. 4 as winners of ‘ne Central group, built up an impressive record in eliminatlâ€" ing HMHaileybury and Now Liskeard. In five games, one of which was a relay, they amassed a total of 109 points to a meagre three by their oppositin. How strong the opposition teams woere is problematical but apparenily Cobait have a dGefensive system tha. will not be easily penetrated. Timmins on the other nard nave played three league cames, Cefsatâ€" ing Kirkland Lake 4â€"1 and 23â€"0, and making a spectasular thirdâ€"quarier comeback last Saturday ts defeat the smart Scollard Hall tcam in a suddonâ€" death semiâ€"final 15â€"8. In the three games played so far they have scored 45 points to nine by their opponen.s. With plenty of power on the backâ€" field, the long range kicking of Ron Lake and a clever forward passing atâ€" tack, supported by a flzeetâ€"footed and hardâ€"hitting line, Timmins fans are picking the blue and white ¢to bring the Poupore Cup, emblematic of the championship, to Timmins. Plan To Reduce Highway to Toronto by 70 Miles smart scollard Hall tcam in a suddons death semiâ€"final 15â€"8. In the three games played so far they have scored 45 points to nine by their opponen.s. The game here Saturday afternoon is slated to start at three o‘clock and provided the weather is favorable, a big crowd is expected to see the battle,. Pictorial No