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let, â€" Ocega T woâ€"base by Kinsey, by Oltean balls. off Cooke, c Callery, p Knisht, If Lawton, 1b Dorey, rf Romualdi, ss Pord, 2b Thompson, 3b McKay, c Oltean. p» Scarlett, cf Prout, 3b Hann,> ss Cybulski, 1b Darragh, rf @uinn, 2b Gilbert. If If Maloney, 1} CoJmbs, 2b 4rinell1, Kinsey, p Maolet, s5 Ocsak, 3b Rhodes, c Murphy, rf i0Cais on The roaAd to suctctess, Calléry, who pitched the first five innings, was only in trouble in the cpening frame, He allowed three hits and struck out three during his stay. Taking over in the sixth inning, Oiltean filled the bases with two out on two walks and a single but struck out the next batter to end the inning. In the four innings he worked he literally stood the David‘s on their ear and wound up with a total of nine strikeâ€" outs. In the eighth inning he retired the side in succession by the strikeout Art Scarlett, centre fielder for Holâ€" linger, played the entire nine innings. A McIntyre team, with the addition of Searlett, provided the opposition in the first five innings, Hollinger taking cpening frame and struck or Taking over ir filled the bas p»} the Hou appearal against â€" Hollingerâ€"McIntyre All Star Team Blanks House of David Record Crowd Witness Farewell Floodlight Game as Allâ€" Stars Triumph Over Benton Harbour Visitors 3â€"0. Oltean and Callery Hold Yisitors to Four Hits, Oltean Striking Out Nine in Four Innings. THURSDAY. AUTUG UST 18TH 1938 C alvin J on es QUALITY SHOES FOR MEN argest crowd that ever saw a ne in Timmins, jJammed the 11 park Monday night to see ise of David make a ifarewell nc under the foodights an allâ€"star team from Hollinâ€" d McIntyre. Behind superb by Fred Callery, of Mclatyre, mnny Oltean, of Hollinger, the blanked the invaders 3â€"0. Kinsey, manager of the visitors the full game and allowed its, one a triple by Bill Prout third inning that started the i the road to success. MHAR\ EY BOX SCORE House of David 32 0 Al â€"Stars Aâ€"NMAyY Fittings 15 Sussex, N.B., Record:â€"A doctaor says badâ€"tempered peop‘le are most suscepâ€" tible to disease. The surly bird catches the germ. North Bay Nugget:â€"Hpburnâ€"Duâ€" plessis vs. King; and Company app>ars to be taking form for an election batâ€" tle. It‘s an odd conflict. Meon‘s Breast Strokeâ€"lst, Gerwin Schumacher; 2nd, Taylor, Cochrane. Men‘s Medicyâ€"Sshumacher 1st Cochrane, 2nd. Min‘s Relayâ€"1st, Scthumacher; 2nid Cochrane. aÂ¥dies‘ Relayâ€"lst, Doris McLsod‘: team, Cochrane; 2nd,. Cocshran> t>am. Ladies‘ Divingâ€"ist, Helen Powers Timmins; 2nd, Isobsl Hannen, Cochâ€" rane. Men‘s Divir 2nd., Parsons, Schumathcr; znd, M Cochwrane; 3rd, Anderson, Coâ€"hrane Finals, Ladieos‘ Free Sty sonmns, Schumacher; 2nd, F Three members of the Cochran> team gave a clown act, and the event camâ€" to end with a bathing beauty contest won by Miss Grace Yuill, of Timmins. I4nu the evening the Lions Club held a dance at the pool. Winners in the events were: Schuma Fermnmier 1 the audience becam>» more than ever hnpressed with the beauty of this sport. Following these events, Mr. Chileott, supervisor at the pool, and oneâ€"time Canadian champion in «diving, gave an exhibition of diving, and among other dives performed the Aifficult 1% Back Swan, which is rated at 2.1 by the Olympics, the highest degree of diffiâ€" culty in any dive. At the completion of the addresses, three Schumacher men «dived into the pool with perfect timing and coâ€"orâ€" dination, giving a touch of pageantry to tne opening. Mr. Harry Ball, of the Board of Governors of the Lions International of Canada, in congratulating the Schuâ€" macher Lions in constructing the first community swimming pool sponscred by the club in the North Land, told the gathering that "These men Geserve a sgreat deal of credit and they get a great deal of pleasure out of this project." The sports programme for the day was made up of diving and swimming events for both ladies and men, and (Continued From Page One) which th:y so kindly donated the site. "It will be devoied exclusively to your entertainment," Dr. Weston concluded, "and it is understood that similar events to that of toâ€"day may be staged." Mr. R. J. Ennis, general manager of tne McInlyre Mines, meontioned the pleasiun» the mine has found in assistâ€" ing the Lions, and Reeve Evans, of the Tisdale council, declared the pool ofâ€" fically opened. Failing to complete negotiations with either Farr or Dempsey, the promoters have secured the services of Phil Zwick, who has been making Toronto his headquarters for some time past. Zwick, a standout in the lightweight division uas fought in many parts of the world in the last year and a half and in that time das defeated the English, Ausâ€" tralian and New Zealand title holders. He is well recommended as a nsferee and no douht will give satisfaction. The main bout is a tenâ€"round affair. In the semiâ€"final "Tops" Tellinoe will oppose Joe Genovese of Toronto in an 8â€"rcund featherweight scrap that has ali the earimarks of being a crowd pleaser. Keen disappointment is being exâ€" pressia by local fight {fans regarding the falling throuzh of arranzements to have either Temmy Farr or Jack Dempsey referee toâ€"night‘s Canadian middl>â€" weight title bout at Timmins arena beâ€" tween Lfn Wadsworth, Timmins, conâ€" tribution to the fight game, and Ray McIntyre, defending champion, who hails from New Brunswick. Large Crowd at Swim Pool Opening Title Fight Here Toâ€"Night MHann to Cybulski. Left on bases House G6f David, 7, Allâ€"Stars, 7. Officials, Frank Frawley, plate, Steve Karahan. Dasets Abat® â€"Awi C Failure to Get Farr ‘Or l nar sin Dempsey to Referee Bout aiso have Disappointment to Fans,. | I The stanc Winners in the events were: Men‘s Free Styleâ€"75 ydsâ€"1st, Branâ€" Schamache acher. Free Sty‘e, iIist heatâ€"iIst 2nd, Warrill; 3rd, Hanrcn ({al A Y nd, Mcelvo Back Strokeâ€"1lst, Gerwin er:; 2nd, Bâ€"andon, Schumach. Siyle, 2ndad he MmMoniréal Star:â€"The wags are telling this one abcut the President of the United States: On on> of his fishing trips he found himself without any bait. His companions could not h>lp him. Undismay=d, he lowored his baitless hook, leaned over the water and in his most charming fireside manner said: "My friends!" A million Suckers came cn 1( Toâ€"morrow n McIntyrn> at MCLRIVT2 day evenin End again:s windinz un Provided bad further postpor maining gamess of the Temisk THREE GAMES YET TO BE PLAYED Buck, Lakse Shore ... Savoie, Toburn Cookson, W. Haxoxeaves Jenings, W.â€"Hargreaves Parent, ‘Toburn ... | Price, Lake Shore ... Alexander, Toburn ... Mcllroy, W.â€"Hargreaves Ferti, W.â€"Hargreaves ... Corry, Noranda W1i Th Ihe succession of steady hits from the bat of Harold "Lefty" Buck of Lake Shore placed him at the top of the batting averages for the fclur teams in the south group of the T.B.L. in games played in the league schedule to August 1. Buck led Lefty Savoie average of 492, with 30 I at bat. Savoir‘s average other one above the .4( Local Group of Temiskamâ€" ing Baseball League Will Finish Next Wednesday. The big te: had played : follows. Only cluded. â€" Tt d nis Cup gam tsams. creupi Melntyre 409 ness in these camp oulin| weight per boy is given a: charge of Mr. Chas. Joliffe atitcn fro play â€"offs Harold Buck, Lake Shore Heads Southern Batters tine grou win thei Hcllingr Hollys At McIintyre Friday Solomon Crew Must Win to| Get Into Playofis of Local| Temiskaming League. il| he Temi be compl Tace is : the SUI 11 Mcl 1I he sc )€ of the norther iming baseball d by next We l wid> opsn ar 1¢ Holly upit 11 Hol n from t:=â€"10; AIM L Uhnrese contests. linger will meet : stadium. Monâ€" ‘s play in South 2 with McIntyre le on Wodnesday grounds of the outings e Wa:s 400 m open and three co inger will the three nsâ€" northern ersoup with ude any hnâ€" with outside 11 iIne h the high in 61 times s the only lark, being hnose L2eagu Inesda y reupine ay with 1 pou: ague| who weigzhed in at 170, had sday.| to give away thirty pounds but was in i lot | the pink of condition from hammering tests.| his fellow Eldorado miners during who P 00 492 409 382 349 333 329 329 319 n 3 7 lU€ Al s. The camp i otable work is THE PORCUPINE ADVANCE, TIMMINS, ONTARIO tA as v iveragt own C noluncement made by Wir cclumn in th "Down North ! _ Neable, wh perienced professional and C is a coming Canadian heavywe two mine camps had bet enouf cn the fight to affect the stog The> fcllowin cription of t] which drew a nuscr. be serior Th2 challsnger for the the Eldorado boxing car Chris Booi, who arrived from the B.E.A.R. mine, from Radium. by RIGQ@3rado.. For som at ths Hollinger Mir spring was wi wanderlust and decid« in the mining fields north. Russ ("‘Farmer‘) Neable, of Timâ€" mins, is the newlyâ€"crowned heavyâ€" weight boxing champion of tne Arctic Circle, winning the title this week in a battle at Radium, Northw:st Terriâ€" tories, at a sports day snponsored by this known "Farmer‘" Neable Wins Title Match at Eldorado Mine Sports Day at Great Bear Lake, Northwest Territories. Was Well Known in Boxing Circles Here Before Going North Last June. "rod» the 1 sefore takin Former Timmins Boxer Wins Arctic Heavyweight Crown veral week When the 1t 8S, At rado Min U I Following a recordâ€"breaking westward crossing from Southampton to New York, the crack passenger liner Queen Mary steamed past Bishop‘s Rock, Scilly Islands, three days, 20 hours and 42 minutes after leaving Ambrose Light, outside New on the eastward journey, to set up 4 new mark each way. Secret changes were made to the liner in drydock before the voyage which lifted the blue riband of speed from the masts of the French steamer Normandie. Capt. R. B. Irving of the Queen Mary, in command during both crossings, declared that the vesseli was not seeking speed laurels when she chalked up the records. 1 V acn oOf NoT in _ Kirkla; McDonald, exâ€"pro alled the fighters SETS TWO ATLANTIC SPEED RECORDS T C nt Oof Neable‘s victory Wirston Norman in his the Toronto Glob» and T whno campa i of North2, THE "QUEENXN MARY beca vyey the adium, Northw:st Terriâ€" ports day sponsored by s, Bear Lake. Anâ€" f Neable‘s victory was round main event was m Barrett of Toronto, s figsht was goinz to big 1400â€"mile jump t Mr. Norman‘s dsâ€" championship battle al crowd of exactly he is now employed some tims he worked here but this h an attack of 1 to try his luck of Cansasda‘s far group camp ib enough stock market 2 15 n eXxâ€" i Chris Booil was 200â€"1b. r the show irtitcen miles camyp c1Oses next : of the boys and t otem pole made b mail an her jus il of loaded into b homs:. A hunc have voted ths the history of should be mad and that the | known as the I the chilly swim Gosling, but the forgotten becaus thirsty© got. Auu ing contest. Sam Shawaroski, Ukrainâ€" ianâ€"Canadian, won it by sinking three sixâ€"intch spikes with fourtsen blows, no misses. Some brave citizens entered the chilly swim contest, won by Bill cookhou table, n an elevenn Corpopal Dave Slint Police as a spare J this round by a shad first heavyweight ( Arctic. "When tets we provided the lose: whih> big Corpora tic shotâ€"putting most popular spo shade, though Lhe | faithom Nable‘s st right. The was a shock to the been waitinz wosks money. Sp in the uis of was also ac judgeo was P radium min "The Globe shows the fu the lightcr m siveness, and Mike Ja ill be ck Sun mAll), 01 nungry 4 With ladic thism hna‘bit bo Mornit CAPT. IERKVING J. W ind Mail‘s fight card five rcunds of Neable , on speed and aggresâ€" e las‘ five to Booi, by a ie bigger man could not : style and land a solid round decision, a draw, the spectators, who had eks to win or lose some ladies present at the re b>ing worn. ir, the visitors were s and departed for 1 miners of Eldorado 11 to wWIn ibs2>ncke LC Iinn tOOK Tthec ArCcâ€" impionship. The was the nailâ€"drivâ€" aawaroski, Ukrainâ€" e picture shnow Behind them i oys last vear. rshoe conts rybody who and rush paid, the winners vith refreshments, ance of the Marâ€" , was to round and draft of the Mountsd Nea‘ble won , and became the lampicn of the WIIT rea ige. The othetr manager of the a real good Gardens for vhen six good cy CÂ¥ hat new frontier 1 sports day, k the Arcâ€" hould be very oefâ€" Ts, chilâ€" ko their SL Was wasn‘t d the at the tnroug"h repelition. inis WOuid De a pity, for, as applicd to the great maâ€" jority of criminally disposed individâ€" uals, it is literally and actually true An illuminating proof of this fact is furnished by the government bulletins which disclose that last yeatr in the United States the average robber got cnly $89.36 on the "job" for which he was convicted, and the average burgâ€" $59.19, and the averag» larcenist, $29.27. Yet menâ€"particularly those in their ‘teens and twentiesâ€"gamble on sudden and violent death or long of imprisonment for such paltry gain To Prove Once More That Crime Surely Does Not Pay Ambers was knocked Gown in the fifth round and saved by the bell which rang a split second after he was levelled to the canvas with a murderous right to the jaw. Again in the sixth. Armstronz brougsht his man down for a count of eight but his most desperate efforts thergaftor were unable to upâ€" set Ambers. In the fcurteenth, after losing thr:e straight rounds to Ambers, two of them cn penalties, the negro connected with a risght hand that knocked the chamâ€" pion into the ropes. But for the backâ€" stop Lou would have Gown for the third time but he recavered his fo:ting and averted further t'rougle. Sammy Luftspring, hard hitting Toâ€" ronto Jewish welterwsight, made his first appearar.ce in Madison Square and pounded cut a decision in six rcunds over Salvy Saban, of New York, in the semiâ€"final bout. Luftsprint at 146 % weighed only a half pound l4ss than his c>ponent. pion into the ropes. ztop Lou would h: the third time bu fco:ting and avierted Sammy Luftsp:iin the last five rounds, scored two knockâ€" agaowns and won decisively, notwithâ€" standing the penalties for questionabe tactics. ~ strong, of Los Angeles, was given a split decision victory over Lou Ambers, cf New York, in their world lightweight championship bout at Madison Squarn> Gard2>ns last night. The coloured bombshell fromm (he west coast made boxing history with his win over Ambers, which mak2s him the first man to hold three ring crowns at the same time. His arms smeared with blosod and nearinz the point of exhaustion in his cfforts to stop Ambers, Armstrong emerged from fifteen savage rounds to win by an official split Gdecision, desâ€" pite an erratic finish that cost him three rounds cn penalties for hitting low and a spectacular rally by Ambers. Armstronz, although unab‘> to finish his sturdy foe and actually hard pressâ€" ed to save his winning margin through Armstrong Decisions Ambers For World Lightweight Title With a partisan crowd howling dis disapproval, Hammering Henry Armâ€" fcur‘n gam> Oof tkh:> Dominicna football fina‘s at Winnipeg Monday night teâ€" fore a crewa of more than 4,000 specâ€" «_A .Ors. Thirty minutss of overiime failled to break the tie and the two tsams left the field in an >xhausted eccnditicn wthen the final whistle blew. T wice the Dome team came from beâ€" hind to tie the score. North Shore secormd near the closs of the first half but early in ‘the second, Henry Lone ti>d the count on a pass from Paynteor. Halfway through the cvertime Vancouâ€" ver again scored but with eight minâ€" utes to go Lone again saved the day for tlu»> Dome team when he headed in a corner kick from Willis Whyte. Mike McManus was credited with both Western goals, although the first rolled over the goal line off Paynter‘s knee. The shot by McManus was sayvâ€" ed@ by Goaliz> Baxter but the rebound struck Paynter and barely crossed the line. His secomd marker was a header on Paul Kazoolin‘ corner kick. Dusky Challenger from Los Angeles Gets Split Decision Victory. Partisan Crowd Howls Disapproval. Ambers Knocked Down Twice but Stages Strong Comeback in Closing Rounds. North Shore missed a golden opporâ€" tuni‘ty to win the game in the closing minutes of overtime when Bill Findler lifted a penalty kick over the top of the net from twelve yards out. Dome Tied Monday Game 2â€"2 Sh Vancouver North Shore Take Deciding Fifth Game By 6â€"2 Thirty Minutes of Overtime Failed to Decide Dominion Football Final. Canadian Championship Goes to British Columbia for Third Year in Successicon. North Shore Scored Four Goals in Second Half to Win Final Match Last Night by Decisive Margin. becomin titudes pay ° Appeall iz3 the playin Mines and J ong which layingz of a fif‘h\ gams, ind â€"Vancouver North 2â€"2 overtim> in the t:> Dzsminicn football DJ4A hose be in dang» e sent»ntiou i1 _ meéaning would be a Kirgston, August 16.â€"Warren B. sSparks of Schumacher, Ont., has been appointed to the athietic committee of t‘he Queen‘s University Summer School Association for the 1939 erssion,. Mr. Sparks will be in charge of softball. "So Joe Miller‘ Joe‘s at all, even has suffered the: for whatever of new jokes that al W arren B. Sparks in Charge of Softball at Queen‘s ance or actions or sparing remarks. Excellent comic actor before the f00tâ€" lights, he took on a cloak of gloom off stage, being ‘the most taciturn and saturnine man breathing‘ in private life. "As for Joe Miller, he was an actor of 25 years‘ experience with more than 50 roles to his cerdit. While some of the parts were comedy parts, it is said that Joe saved all of his comedy for the boards he trode and for the wage of the time. Off stage he was entirely out of stage character, and there is said to have been no comedy in his appearâ€" Pry The Advance Want Advertisements "In fact, according to the modern version, the imperturbable gravity of this man who is the reputed author of every jestâ€"past, present and to comeâ€" was such that a joke book he never saw, issued after his death, on Aug. 16, 1738, was derisively ascribed to his auâ€" thorship. The content matter, 247 jests then current in London and from which have stemmed most of the jests that have rolled down the years, was collectâ€" ed by John Motley, an actor of the time, and ran three editions and wide distribution almost immediately. Joe Wasn‘t a Jester, He was Only "As is well known by all and sundry, jokes credited to Joe Miller and his famous joke book have been repeated, amplified and adapted to fit the time for many generations running back to the first half of the 18th century," the St. Louis Globeâ€"Democrat has noted. "The point is, according to an inforâ€" mative review, Joe Miller, who is creâ€" dited with authorship of hundreds of jokes that have lived for,. 200 years, never uttesed a jest in his life save as he read lines written for p.ays in which he appeared. such as ‘Hamlet,‘ in which he played the First Gravedigger. The oftâ€"heard misstated jest, Who was that lady I saw you with last night?â€"That wasn‘t a lady. that was my wife, didn‘t originate with Joe Milâ€" ler, but it is of the type that‘s indelibly associated with the wellâ€"known name. A name that now has lived for two centuries after it‘s possesser‘s decease. A fame thatâ€"it seemsâ€"was thrust upâ€" on it unjustly. Now They‘re Debunking Joe Millar‘s Joke Book for Listening to Clem McCarthy and the crowd last nizht at Madison Square Gardens, and the final announcement, Henry must have got his medal on aA gold platter. Gunnar~ Barlund, the Finnish heavyâ€" weight, is scheduled ‘to fight late in Septiember. His opponent is almost sure to be Tommy Farr. This fight will likely be ons of the first of‘ a preliminâ€" arics series to get a worthy opponent Minus Jimmy Spencer, the Weâ€"t>rnsars took their cue from Swede Larson, playing his first game of the series. The big forward, injujred in the Wesâ€" tern final with Winnipeg United Wesâ€" ton, scored two first half goals to give his team the lead. The game was another thriller that produced wideâ€"open rugged football and thoroughly pleased a crowd of nearly 5,000. The series was scheduled as a bestâ€" twoâ€"outâ€"ofâ€"three affair but two tie games forced the playing of a fifth conâ€" test. The first game was tied 1â€"1, Dome toook the second 3â€"â€"1, North Shore the third 1â€"0 and the fourth game ended in a deadlock 2â€"2, In last night‘s battle, North Shore took the lead in the first half and Dome never equalized. They literally ran wild in the last half, scoring four times to win decisively. The series was s twoâ€"outâ€"ofâ€"three ; games forced the p. test. The first g Dome toook the Shore the third 1 game ended in a . The gallant Dome Mines team were defeated in the finals of the Dominion football championship series at Winniâ€" peg last night when Vancouver North shore United took the fifth and decidâ€" ing game by a score of 6â€"2. It was the third year in succession that the naâ€" tional soccer title has been won by a British Columbia eleven. s cRBeries t Joe Louls 1J repI Joke Book w hough AT 1i his memory y generations n that greets not