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â€"and baldheadsâ€"and the same economic laws applyâ€"supply and demandâ€"the supply of hair and the demand of the barbers. In Chicasha, Oklahoma. the baldheaded men have formed a union. They call themselves the Brotherhood of Burnished Brows, but whether they intend to have an international union and whether that international union is to be C.I.0O. or A. F. of L. deponent saith not, and neither does The Calgary Albertan. <~It will take all the wellâ€"known diploâ€" macy and tact of Premier Hepburnâ€"with the front of him sympathetic to the Baidheaded Union and the back of him with the barbersâ€"to stop the trouble at the international border, in case the Baldheaded Boys stage a sitâ€"down in the barber chairs and the barbers walkâ€"out on them. . The Brotherhood of Burnished Brows have their grievâ€" ance. They burn beneath the injustice of paying forty cents in Oklahoma money for a haircut while the fellows with toussles of hair pay no more. They If Calgary, Alberta, can worry about a thing like this, there is no reason why Timmins, Ontario, has not the same license. There are barbers here A%Ai OHl It is a smali world. There has been a revolt of the baldheaded men of Chicasha, Oklahoma, Unitâ€" ed states of America, and the repercussions have reached Calgary, Alberta, Dominion of Canada. In Chicasha, Oklahoma, there is trouble between the baldheaded men and the barbers, and The Calâ€" gary Albertan, a newspaper of the wide open spaces where Mounties get their manâ€"be he baldheadâ€" ed as Calgary‘s most noted citizen, or as bewhiskerâ€" ed as any of the Doukhobors of the Great Westâ€" jumps into the dispute. It might be thought that Calgary had enough to worry about in its Social Credit Premier Aberhart without taking sides with either the barbers or the baldheads of Chicasha, Oklahoma. It may be that the Calgary newspaper interposes itself into imaginary trouble at a disâ€" tance to relieve its mind of real troubles nearer homeâ€"while the staff waits for that promised dividend of $25 per month. fence of hif folks, saying head the m« it cut, as tI hunting A#he despatching ring to the baldness of the head of one of the old Hebrew prophets. In the meantime, however, The Advance‘s counsel to Premier Aberhart, The Alâ€" bertan. the Baldheads, the Barbers, the Paperâ€" hangers, the Nazis, the Soviet, and all others, i1s:â€" "Use vour heads. boys! (Use your heads!" the } ior © to._al K apuskasing Over 2 to 1 Against Daylight Saving # it Pn it it e :: P t t P P C P P PP P P P P PA P LC L C P P :s TIMMIN®, ONTARIO Members Canadian Weekly Newspaper Association; Onlatcioâ€" Quebec Newspaper Association; Class ‘A" Weekly Group OFFICE 26 â€"â€"â€" PHONES â€"â€"â€" RESIDENCE 70 Published Every Monday and Thursday by: GEO,. LAKE, Owner and Publisher Subscription Rates: * e Pm P P P oAAA LA AAC P AC AOCAL AAC CAAA CAAA AC LCAAA L AL LCA AC LA MEA Timmins, Ont., Monday, April 11th, 1938 PAE FOUR Ohe YVorcupine Aduvance eqgl gqu 1€ VII ApuskKasing agaln yoted of daylight savirg and ted the monkeying with by a vots of more than act vote was 582 for the alâ€"the daylight saving ast yoear, and 277 against 12 vote last year was 329 viny and 287 againstâ€"a 616. This year thoss t saving had a vote aiâ€" the total vote last yvear irnover. r. Perhaps asectory ons, United Statesâ€"$3.50 Por Yoea: l l the cne that panticularly fills the bill is to su_gest that the people of Kapusâ€" kasinz do not consider daylight saving pars ars advantagcous. The cold weathtr is given as another alibi, but bhis is hard to maintain, in view of the fact that there were a couple of hunâ€" dred more votes this time than last. Those cpposed to CGaylight saving orâ€" ganizcd several wocks ago, and a potiâ€" tion was circulated asking for the reâ€" poal of i: daylight saving byâ€"law. This potition was very largely signed. Thosd in favour of daylight saving time did not sit back and let those opposed go thsir way without question. Instcad. a counterâ€"petition was organized. This petition was also largely signed. Inâ€" deed, it had a total of 698 names on «P t PP ~AP {GRAVEL AND SANDâ€"AND PLACER Some of the British newspapers felt that they saw the point in one form of Japanese humour. when Mr. Wakato Watanabee, a noted Japanese author, called upon the British Ambassador, and gave him what was termed an ancestral sword as a present for Mr. Eden, with the added words that Mr. Eden "had done his best in a most difficult situation." ‘"What telling humour!" said the British newspapers opposed to Premier Chamberâ€" lain. "What a delicate but ironic way of reprovâ€" ing the Premier and complimenting Mr. Eden!" These newspapers, however, were not so certain that they had the true insight into Japanese humour, when it was later discovered that the "anâ€" cestral sword" is the kind used in Japan for comâ€" mitting hariâ€"kari or ceremonial suicide. Some other British newspapers now see humour in the gift, but it is doubtful if any Britisher appreciates that form of Japanese humour. Some British newspapers recently have been| having difficulty with what appears to be a sample 1 of Japanese humour. . Each country appears to| have its own particular brand of humour, and the| Oriental form is among the most difficult for those of other lands to understand. To the average‘ Britisher there is nothing appealing in the humour ‘ of raining death from the sky upon defenceless people. It may be that if all the nations of the eéarth could fathom each other‘s humour, wars| might be avoided, or at least counter pranks might be discovered to offset many of the illâ€"timed jokes. When Senator Duncan Marshall was Minister of Agricuiture for Ontario he bought a $15,000 bull for the Ontario Agricultural College.: Hon.! George Henry, Holly Acres and a lot of other Tory members of the Legislature thought that a lot of bullâ€"and said soâ€"â€"which was more bull. The other day that $15,000 bullâ€"bearing the builâ€"like | name, "Millhill‘s Ransom"â€"just up and died, lige' any common bull. The learned doctors of veterâ€"; inary science gave the cause ol death as acute gastritis, but the common herd are not satisfied that this was really what ailed that $15,000 bunch of bull. Some think that the name given the| beast was enough to kill any selfâ€"respecting aniâ€". mal. Others imagine that the $15,000 bull has| been ailing ever since Hon. Mr. Marshall has been; a Senator. Still others wonder if the fact that just a few days before a photograph was published ‘ showing the bull with Holly Acres‘ arm around his| neck might not have been a killing sorrow to thcz- noble animzal. But there is no cause for worryl over the matter. With everything as it is at present in Ontario toâ€"day, the loss of $15.000E worth of bull doesn‘t make any particular differâ€". ence in the life of this young province. In discussing the case of the mob who jostled and abused Dr. Bruce recently in the corridor of the parliament buildings, a certain or uncertain Toronto newspaper explains the disorder by sayâ€" ing that Dr. Bruce told of osteopaths who have wrongly diagnosed cases with disastrous results. "But," concludes the certain or uncertain newsâ€" paper, "have there not been thousands of similar mistakes made also by the medical profession?" So, what? Would the certain or uncertain newsâ€" paper care to be mobbed for saying so? The churches and the Jewish people are not the only forces for good that are banned by dictators. Austria now joins the other enslaved nations of Germany, Russia and Italy in banning the Boy sScouts. There were 10,466 Boy Scouts in Austria, and these are now to fall under compulsory disâ€" bandment. It is interesting to note that Czechoâ€" slovakia, with a population of 14,700,000, has 25.â€" 236 Boy Scouts and leaders. Word from Toronto is to the effect that the provincial authorities have discovered those reâ€" sponsible for the recent attack upon Dr. Bruce in the corridor of the legislative buildings, but that the guilty parties are not to be brought to court and punishment, because Dr. Bruce does not wish any further action. While it shows the generous and patient disposition of the former Lieutenantâ€" Governor to drop the case, it is regrettable that those responsible are not fully and publicly exâ€" posed, so that all might know who they are and the real incentive that prompted them. Some of the names suggested as the new leadter of the Conservative party in the Dominion imply that there are people who would replace a leader with a touch of heart trouble for one with a touch of head trouble. MILLHMILL‘S RANSOM N Y "“’*i S n "‘: ““’“‘-;(s?"‘"f'{""l‘;' A car iGit runnIiDg, Dt with Drakes > vofto c3 < | The vote in the matter epeaks fOr on o; qupuse strect corner on Sixth sCHUMACHER CHILD CLINIC | avenue Saturday night about 7.30, TO APRIL 3ND. j slipped down the hill and swung across mm s | the sidewalk, smashinmg the fence at Due to Friday, April lith. being a| Mr. P. H. Carson‘s at 38 Sixth avenue. holiday, the Child‘s Health Conference | Portunately no one was in the vicinity will be postponed to Friday, April 22nd, | at the time and so no one was hurt. Mr. when it will be held in the basement of | Carson‘s car had just been driven away the Scthumacher Public School as usual | from in front of the house when the from 3 to 5 p.m. : accideont occurred. FORCUPINE ADVANCE, TIMMIN i | spoke of accidents both inside and outâ€" M i | side of the home, and how to prevent ) s _ S ue tHCIML LC £180 TAIKEC Of DVOKCN DONCS Mr. Evan Campbell, of Hamilton, | and what to do in the case of any such spent a few days in town last week. | accident. One of the patrols produced n a short act of an accident on skiis. Miss Violet Thompson, of Hamilton, Captain Tyrrell then taught the visited friends in Timmins last week.| Guides another lesson of the dance, n _ "Sollenger‘s Round," with Mrs. Morin Mr. R. McCluskey, of Winnipeg, was | ascompanying at the piano. a Timmins visitor last week. During Campfire all the Guides o f _ learned one of the new songs from Mr. and Mrs. A. Dickson, of Hailéyâ€" \"snsw White ard the Seven Dwarfs." s mc uty es Mr. and Mrs. A. Dickson, of Haileyâ€" bury, have returned home after a visit to their daughter, Mrs. S. Belangor. Mr. W. MacKinnon, of Toronto, w a visitor to Timmins and the Pore pine during the weekâ€"end. Dr. C. E. Taylor has returnec a vacation spent in Pinchurst, Carolina. This (Monday) evening the Timmins Citizens‘ Band will give the sixth and concluding broadcast in the series for thi; season. Mrs. Will Smith, of is visiting her daughte Campbell. ‘allt} us AYTWOIA Styy ufr y4Jom 0J «epung potw.m; â€"3.1 ‘SUTWUIUITL UIL SUIXIOM UJ3GQ SeU CuA L ‘A ‘4WNâ€":Surmoop sty sem atoy 1yeodg ptayst| Mcoiy our o ansst ow Ut Spomuq [eoot ay} U His many fri: gistrict, several years in pleased to leari manager of the i Bank of Comnc {rom ‘his resent : than earn the salary needed by reducâ€" | t ’ ing the number of children to be cared Many in town and district are cnâ€" | forâ€"attention to ‘the homes and inâ€" joying the interesting and informative | struction to the parents being expected lcttel's \Vl’iLt'Cll for readers of The Adâ€" I to jl’nprove many homes so that the vance by Mr. Jos. A. Bradettec, M.P., | children may safely be left there. Withâ€" who is Snllllll‘dl'iZillg affairs at Ottawa i out the nnpl'ovcn]cnt referred to, it in vory comprchensive fashion. | would be necessary to take the children s« iaway so ithat they might have a fair Mrs. Frank Parker, of Toronto, and|chance. This would mean added exâ€" Mrs. Frank Sharron, of Iroquois Fails.i.pcnsc to the Society for the maintenâ€" sister of Mrs. L. Monro and Miss Stoâ€" ! ance of the children at the Shelter or vens of Timmins, were in town for a | in boarding homes. Help the work reunion on Saturday night. Mrs.|along by a generous and prompt reply Parker is sponding a few days in town | to the letters sent cout last week. Myrs. with her sisters. (K. A:. Eyre is the president of he Disâ€" mewâ€"_â€"â€"â€"â€" trict Children‘s Aid, and Mr. A. G. Carâ€" The Porcupine Business Girls Son, the secretaryâ€"treasurer and local wil‘} hold s mectins an Tnuesday ove-lsupennt'endent- Many in town and district are onâ€" Joying the interesting and informative letters written for readers of The Adâ€" vance by Mr. Jos. A. Bradettec, M.P., who is siunmmarizing affairs at Ottawa in vory comprochensive fashion. Mrs. Frank Parker, of Toronto, a Mrs. Frank Sharron, of Iroquois Fa sister of Mrs. L. Monro and Miss S vens of Timmins, were in town for reunion on Saturday night. M sUIUJA®@ ABPUOWN UO ‘I3UOPU U UEIJBCIQ ol}f UI Sutjfootu PIOU OJ se G@n) [ s uowmom ourdno10qg aUIL Mrs, Clarence Cottam (nsge Dorothy Turcotte» is â€"in Toronto visiting her mother at the Toronto General hcsâ€" pital. Word from Toronto says that all beverage rcoms, as well as all liquor stores, wine stores and beer warehouses are to ‘be closed al} day on Good Friâ€" day, April 15th. The Porcupine Busit will hold 2 mesting o ning, April â€" 190. main will be Strickand and Miss trowski, who will give ferences to their own business activity. "* If I wear my glasses steadily â€" â€" â€" Dad says my eyes should be alright when I‘m through school. He‘s awfully glad he discovered my trouble while 1 was still young so that my glasses will have a chance to fix things up for me. They make it a lot better for me at school and 1 can see better to play too,. I‘m sure glad Dad took me to Mr. Curtis." OPTICAL COMPANY 14 Pine St. N. Phone 833 wnenr‘? Nt wWas SSal 1 years in earlier day d to learn that J. P zer of the Sudbury brat of Commerce, is fully his resent serious illnes:s ume his dutles at the Smashes Fence at House on Sixth Avenue EYES EXAMINED TERMS ARRANGED A‘T ) Heaslip, Ont. r,. Mrs, Tony s Girls‘ C‘:u Tuesday eve which â€" th y Miss Gerti Stephanie Os mteresting re Music and April Schuâ€" from | Annual Campaign for Funds North! for Work for Children Now in Progress. . «; Help the Good Work the Children‘s Aid | _ The District of Cochrane Children‘s ‘ Aid Society has been doing notable work in the interests of neglected and ! dependent children. This work deserves i the heartiest support from all good citiâ€" zens who are anxious that every child lshoulcl have a chance for the better | things in life, and who are anxious for | the building of ‘better citizenship. This | is one time of year when the people in |"cnc ral have a direct chance to help |'110ng, the work for the youngsters. At : the present time the ananual campaign i for funds in under way and this gives | everyone a chance to show approval and ]support of the C. A. S. L.etters have | been sent out by the C. A. S., enclosing |\ membership tickets and urging all to At the opening of the meteingy of the 5ist LO.D.E. Guide Company Mrs. . H. Reeves gave a very intsresting talk on accidents and first aid. Last ysar Mrs, Rseves was a Public Health nurse at Fraserdale, Ontario. She spoke of accidents both inside and outâ€" stdiege of the home, and how to prevent them. She also talked of broken bones Rapid developn sgrowing fislds c cilalized training If vou are 18 44444444 444444444 44 44444 #44A 4*A 44 444 # 4 44 4 4 4 % 4# have a fair education, you can prepar NOW for a successful future in thi profitable work. For complete information write, giv ing ags, education and ‘phone numbetr 111 LC FOR RENTâ€"4 large rooms. | FOR SALEâ€"Corn: of Hart and Leon torms $750. Appl Drew, Pine Str HOUSE 219 Balsam Street North. Apply at 56 Maple Sirect Nouh, or M. Stechaâ€" fcr, Connaught. â€"2909â€"30p renew their membership in the Society. The tickets are priced at $1.00 and upâ€" naturally ths: more thse ‘"up" ides is carried out the better for the youngâ€" sters, the Society, and the country in gencral. The Children‘s Aid this year has some extra expenses to face. and so more than the usual funds are required. In accordance with the request of the Department at Toronto, the District Children‘s Aid is adding a special social service worker to its staff. It is haped that this worker in the future will more %¢ 604040404946 46 nfi 4 (GUIDEKS RADIO AND TELEVISION INDUSTRY OFFERS WONDERFUL â€"OPPORTUNITTIES PBEPARTMENT RT, RADIO COLLEGE OF CANADA 863 BAY STREET, TORONTO If Your Roof Leaked Toâ€"day 30 are 18 years of agso but not mechanically inclined and iir education, you can prepare r Aa successful future in this TAYLOR HARDWARLE FOR RENT 3500â€" 301 1601â€"1602 lds call Consuit the Roofing Expert at Taylor‘s HIS ADVITE COSTS YOU NOTHING PHONE 1601 THE GEORGE s in these fas for men with spx TEMISKAMING AND NORTHER ONTARIO RAILWAY COMMISSION sSpecial Speaker at Ladies‘ Aid Meeting »2A0,1GG@ tCRrders adgdress Cavanagh, Genoral Man kaming and Northern Ont will be received up to 12.00 Wedncsday, Ap:il Zith, | constructio of an extensior cnt railway pasiszsngtr sta tender of ithe Ontario Each tender must be azccompanied by a cortified cheque on a chartered bank in Canada, payable to the order of the Temiskaming and Northern Ontario Railway Ccomumission, equal to 10 per cent. of the tendered price. s The lowest or any tenc sarily acceonted. Miss Ross Speaks on Mothâ€" ers‘ Allowance and Old Age Pensions. Miss Ross, thern distri and Cld As cilal speaker Miss Ross, investigator for this Norâ€" thern district of Mothers‘® Allowance and Cld Age Pensions, was the speâ€" cial speaker at the April meeting of the United Church Ladies‘ Aid Society and gave a most interesting and inâ€" formative address on the subject. The secretary, Mrs. Mason, paid tribute to the msmory of a beloved Hoead Ofthice MORTGAGES LIST YOUR PROPERTY REED BLOCK TELEPHONE " PINE ST. 2200 INSURANCE Plan S. B. Clement, Chief Engineer. North Bay, ()nhuxo April 6th, 1938. â€"28â€"29â€"30130 TENDERS W ANTED IAIWay pa Ontario. , specifications ; may be obtained Chief Engzineer orncr lst at the cornet Leone Street. Cash $700 Apply to Simms, Hocket New Liskcoard, Out order. REAL ESTATE 1{101n HEN you have a payment to a forms of t the office Bay, make by mail send a money r ) Railway, lock ncson, , for the the presâ€" i at Timâ€" â€"2079 * *» FOR ADOPTIONâ€"Good homes desired fur children, boys and girls, Catholic and Protestant, ages 4 to 14 years. Any home desiring to adopt a youngster should have their clergyman write A. G. Carson, SBupt. Children‘s Aid, Timmins, Ont 44t1 ‘UomnsztuEes31> 3 0j tonUuUt O§ qUr>att Sety ot} qno Sutmun asoum ‘top ~UEXdIY ‘SIN ofB[ dl} ‘JIGUIDUL JaULtO} The devotional period was in charge cf Miss Susie Smyth who brought a very spscial Easter messass. Activities of the Aid ijncluds sewing mceetings each week on Thursday afâ€" terncons, the third Thursday of each cnth being specially devoted to social service work. The usual spring tea is being plannsd for April 30th. The tea hostesses for the meeting wore Mrs. Johnson and Mrs. Dean. Pry The Advance Want Advertisements Public School, Golden Ave. south Porcupine, Ontario For all Trades required in the Ereeâ€" tion of, Alterations and Additions to the Lowost or any tender not necessarily accepted Plans, specifications and all IAnforâ€" malion may be obtained at the office of D. R. Franklin, Architec! 7 REED BLOCK, TIMMINS ON‘I J. J. GALLAGHER, The Public School Board of School Ssection No. 1 of the Township of Tisdale, District of Cochrane. Ssouth Porcupine, Ontario. Branch Stores and, Warchouses at Cobalt, New Liskeard, Swasâ€" lika, Kirkland Lake, Cochrane, Timmins, Ont. and Noranda, Que, Sealed Bulk Tenders Wl be Reccived by the Undersigned Until 12 o‘clock noon April 18, 1938 See‘yv,.~â€"Tre S