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curing Unfortunately, there is a serious side to the matâ€" ter. Many unlucky fellows may be deceived by the statements made and may suffer hardship and heartbreak by coming here on the chance of seâ€" If the Midland interview could be confined exâ€" | among the settlers of Ontario‘s North met with clusively to perusal only by the people of the North | flat refusal. The plan to do something to spee it would be a matter for nothing more than amuseâ€" | up the development of the lignite fields north o ment. To those who know the North and the conâ€" | Cochrane made little more appeal to the govern ditions here, practically all the statements in the ment. Premier Hepburn was definite in his re interview are so ridiculous as to raise ready laughâ€" | fusal to entertain the thought of appointing : ter,. Imagine the "muck and shovel" man starting | royal commission to study the resources and possi here among the "tough foreigners" who make @ | bilities of the North and plan a comprehensive practice of "bringing beer to the shift bosses," and | ordered programme of development for this coun. then blackmailing the bosses into letting them | try, He held that with two members of the Cabin keep on drawing pay but without working in reâ€" |et in the North the Government did not need : turn! Consider the theory that a man starts at | royal commission to show it what the North need "muck and shovel," is promoted to drill work, and | ed or what should be done. Even in regard to the then automatically ascends the ladder until the | matter of roads for the North, Mr. Langdon failed presumption is that he becomes general manager | to find anything like the enthusiasm that was eviâ€" in a few short years! ‘There is lots of scope for | denced around election time. Only on the on laughter in this, while humour could have further | questionâ€"the minor one of a national park for the play in suggesting what becomes of the good felâ€" | Northâ€"did there appear to be any intention o lows who are displaced as the "muck and shovel" | meeting the resolutions even half way. In that man climbs upward. To the average worker in the case, however, the Government appears to be willâ€" mines there will be a laugh in the idea of a shift ing to go past the place sought by the resolution boss talking about a "lift" that will carry 240 men | Not only will the idea of a national park in the at a clip. There will be wonder rather than laughâ€" Temagami reserve be considered, but the delegaâ€" ter at the suggestion that everybody belongs to | tion was told of plans to make the whole Moosonee unions and that the unions run stores to supply | area into a game preserve. the workers with goods at low prices. The referâ€"| All of this may seem dGdisappointing, but the ence to the heat underground may bring the 0¢â€" | people of the North should not be unduly discourâ€" casional chuckle, while the theory that men work aged. The North will prosper and progress and down as they can stand the pressure just as they | expandâ€"even despite lack of governmental action work up as they can stand the "muck and shovel" | at this time. The North may be delayed a little in should bring at least a smile. ~ its forward march, but if one government will not Unfortunately, there is a serious side to the matâ€" | do what is needful, that government will give place ter. Many unlucky fellows may be deceived by the | eventually to one that will realize that helping statements made and may suffer hardship and | the North is really helping all Ontario. Elsewhere in this issue of The Advance will be found an article from a recent issue of The Midâ€" land Free Press, purporting to deal with employâ€" ment conditions in the North. So absurd are some of the ideas of the article that it is difficult to beâ€" lieve that any sober man from the North could make them, or that any newspaper in the South should accept at their face value the statements of a man in such a state of some kind of inebriaâ€" tion. Of course, Timmins cannot be too contempâ€" tuous about newspapers accepting stories from those under the influence of goof. ‘The man inâ€" terviewed at Midland at least was able to walk. But north and south there should be a limitâ€"even a fuzzy limitâ€"as to the acceptance of stories by the casual traveller. But then things began to happen! Actually warning has been issued to the Toronto police not to be overâ€"zealous in curbing the drunken driver‘ It is pointed out that a man may smell of liquor, and not be drunk. In one case where more than one policeman swore a man was drunkâ€"so drunk that he was most objectionable in his abuse of the policeâ€"and where ordinary good citizens were quite frank in saying the man was drunk in charge of a motor car, and where the man was actually convicted of reckless driving and the police upheld for refusing to allow him to drive the car further in his conditionâ€"in that case the police were acâ€" tually warned that they must be careful not to acâ€" cuse a man of being drunk when he might have a capacity for forty drinks and only have taken twentyâ€"nine. In other words, Toronto has reâ€". lapsed into the idea that slaps on the wrist will cure drunken drivingâ€"one slap for the driver and two for the policeman who dares to pick up ani influential guy. Toronto got right up! But Torâ€"| onto sat right down again! And it will soon be Christmas Eve again! statem«o‘s attitude towards reckless drivers and ("”}1 ‘pxicated in charge of automobiles will reâ€" wa;t‘“l who knew a certain Niagara Peninsula norm of that worthy fellow‘s common expression wint wn dire wrath. "It made me so mad," that ;“f’ would say, "that I got right upâ€"and sat s down again!" With more deaths through ® ic accidents in the first nine months of 1927 ‘a in the full year of 1936, and with a large part these accidents due to reckless driving and unken driving, the people of Toronto were naâ€" arally aroused. The disgraceful performance in he city on Christmas Eve with its harvest of motor car accidents â€" a drunken orgy, one Toronto newspaper called it â€" was about the last straw. The Toronto people got right up! This toll of death and damage must be stopped! There was to be an end of drunken drivers and of reckless driving. No mercy was to be shown to those who mixed alcohol and gasoline and those who ornaâ€" mented motoring with death and damage. The Toronto police were only waiting for the people to get up to get right up themselves. There seemed a chance that drunken drivers and reckless drivâ€" ing would be greatly curbed in Toronto. Even the Attorneyâ€"General got right up and backed the Toronto police! So did the magistrates, and the judges, and the preachers, and everybody! OL (Gte Vorrupine Advaner TIMMINXS, ONTARIO ‘anadian Weekly Newspaper Association; Ontarcioâ€" vspaper Association; Class ‘A" Weekly Group 26 â€" PHONES RESIDENCE 70 H ardly.hed Every Monday and Thursday by: GEO, LAKE, Owner and Publisher Shif; Subscription Rates: O Per Year United Statesâ€"$3.00 Per Year of the wonderful jobs that seem to ofâ€" Ah | fer such a remarkable opportunity for advanceâ€" P aflr flminP namr ment to the man who can do "muck and shovel" TIMMINS, ONTARIO work even in the presence of "tough foreigners." ‘anadian Weekly Newspaper Association; Ontarioâ€" | If the interview is some one‘s idea of a joke, it is yspaper Association; ‘Clase‘ ‘A". Weekly GT9U4P | crne! hunmour, indeed. THEFC ALC 4 thousand men 26 PHONES RESLHJENCE 170 out of work at Timmins alone. ‘The same holds l‘g’(‘;‘;i';;’;"’“‘" ::: m; py: true in regard to Kirkland Lake. All the mines £, Subscription Rates: have waiting lists of men anxious to secure emâ€" ‘0 Per Year United Statesâ€"$3.00 Per Year ployment. Some of them have been waiting for nCt weeks, months. Every week scores of men come .p;â€"(-j;;t" Monday, January 17th, 1938 | here only to be disappointed. By freaks of luck (@ theoe odd man coming up here does strike rare luck ) and secures a job. By the same token the odd man < _ OH! OH! TORONTO! ! goes down from the North and lands a job in Toâ€" r | ronto or Hamilton. Also by the same token indiâ€" attitude towards reckless drivers and | viquals here and there win prizes in the Dublin xicated in charge of automobiles will reâ€" | sweepstakes. It is the fact that somebody does who knew a certain Niagara Peninsula ) win once in a while that keeps the sweepstakes that worthy fellow‘s common expression | pame going. The same is true about work in the: i dire wrath. "It made me so mad," that| North, The chances in the one are about as good ould say, "that I got right upâ€"and sat | as in the other. The man who would urge the unâ€" n again!" With more deaths throug? | employed man to spend the last cent he had on cidents in the first nine months of 1927 / tne chance of winning the Dublin Sweepstakes ie full year of 1936, and with a large part l would be rightly condemned. Yet he would be no accidents due to reckless driving and | more unreasonable than the fellow who keeps driving, the people of Toronto were N@â€" | nowling that there is lots of employment for all oused. The disgraceful performance in | who would like to come North. THE FUZZY LIMI It is regrettable that the government refuses to replace the moraleâ€"depressing relief for settlers W. O. Langdon, president of the Northern Onâ€" tario Associated Boards of Trade, has returned from Toronto where he was one of the delegation presenting resolutions on behalf of the North, sponsored by the Ontario Associated Boards of Trade. Mr. Langdon expresses the keenest disâ€" appointment with the attitude of Premier Hepburn and his government in the matter. In introducing the delegation, President J. J. Gibbons of the Torâ€" onto Board of Trade specially urged the kindest interest and attention of the government to the resolutions originating in the Northern Ontario Associated Boards of Trade. He said that the Ontario Associated Boards of Trade fully endorsed the resolutions and were giving them precedence because it was felt that they were of outstanding importance. He added that the people of the North were asking no more than was reasonable â€"that after the most careful study it seemed that (the resolutions referred to deserved at least thel most earnest consideration of the government. Despite all this, and despite the effective presenâ€" tation of the case for the resolutions, only one of the proposals, and that a minor one, seemed to find any favour from Premier Hepburn and his Cabinet. The proposal that the system of land-’ clearing bonus, similar to that successfully conâ€" ducted in the province of Quebec, should be used to replace the system of direct relief now in vogue among the settlers of Ontario‘s North met with a flat refusal. The plan to do something to speedl up the development of the lignite fields north of Cochrane made little more appeal to the governâ€" ment. Premier Hepburn was definite in his reâ€" fusal to entertain the thought of appointing a royal commission to study the resources and possiâ€" bilities of the North and plan a comprehensive and ordered programme of development for this counâ€" try. He held that with two members of the Cabinâ€" et in the North the Government did not need a royal commission to show it what the North needâ€" ed or what should be done. Even in regard to the matter of roads for the North, Mr. Langdon failed to find anything like the enthusiasm that was eviâ€" denced around election time. Only on the one questionâ€"the minor one of a national park for the. Northâ€"did there appear to be any intention of meeting the resolutions even half way. In that case, however, the Government appears to be willâ€" ing to go past the place sought by the resolution. Not only will the idea of a national park in the Temagami reserve be considered,. but the delegaâ€" The people of the North are warmâ€"hearted, kind, hospitable! But the country itself is not! The man who comes here with the idea that it will be no worse to be out of work in the North thanâ€" in the South will soon find this is a mistake. For his own sake, he should have some assurance that he can secure employment before he undertakes the hardship of the journey here and the weather that will greet him on arrival. Literally thousands of men from the South, the East and the West have found work and opportunity in the prosperous North in recent years. But there is a limit to the power of absorption. That limit was reached some time ago. Surely it is no more than cruel to hold out false hopesâ€"to recommend a Sweepstakes ticket as a sure win. Hardly a day goes by but some misguided young man from the South is begging here for workâ€"any kind of work. The sad part of it is that there 4s no work for him. During the winter work in the mining industry is a little curtailed. All summer there were a thousand or more men out of work. Is there any earthly sense in encouraging young men to come here looking for work when there is less work than there was, anc more waiting to take it? idered, but the delegaâ€" ike the whole Moosonee ippointing, but the t be unduly discourâ€" ?r and progress and governmental action THE PORCUPINE ADVANCE, TIMMINS, ONTARIO The Windsor Star recalls the fact that fifteen years ago warning was given that the supply of gasoline in the world would be exhausted in fifâ€" teen years. Perhaps, that is the reason why some motorists in the past fifteen years have been inâ€" Once Sir John A. Macdonald was the idol of the Canadian people. Then it was Sir Wilfred Laurier. Hon. Howard Ferguson came next. Now, it is Charlie McCarthy! Going down, boys! Going down! Recently some doctors have had considerable to say about medical ethics. One group of these docâ€" tors have centred on the idea that it is unethical to alleviate the sufferings of people who are the victims of cancer, unless Medical Council red tape is first attended to. Another group of doctors have worried over the idea that it is unethical for | doctors to employ any form of advertising for which they pay directly. The public, however, is not much concerned with these types of ethics.| Rather they consider them as simple humbug. l There will be more public sympathy with coroners | who consider it unethical that doctors should be | careless in responding to summonses to act as witâ€" nesses at enquiries under the law. In recent weeks both Chief Coroner E. R. Tucker and the local corâ€" | oner H. E. Montgomery have had occasion to reâ€" | buke medical men for failure to appear at inquests. It might be a good idea for the medical menâ€"most of whom are good fellows and excellent citizensâ€" to revise their soâ€"called code of ethics, making the code modern and practical, dropping the whimâ€" sical absurdities and stressing the real ethics upon which the public respect for the medical profesâ€", sion has been based. t ; ! ! | 5 io oi .tts cctns.. zcmd 1(2( OeAAA NA nA Nt t 4P t mt P it BP d ‘GRAVEL AND SANDâ€"AND PLACER with a plan of landâ€"clearing bonus that would help | dulging in the and encourage the right type of settlersâ€"that alcohol and g: would weed out the unfit and place a premium on ' last out. Any effort and interest in building farms and homes | all right, but a in the new North. This is the most important l have not. question that was covered by any of the resoluâ€" tions. . The government, however, will eventually| From Ottay realize that some such step is necessary. If not the | license fee for present government, then another administration. 1 to $2.50 ner ve Col. S. B. Scobell, recently o to, but for several years prop the Goldfields Drug store visiting in town. W. H. Burnes of the Hillâ€"Clarkâ€"Franâ€" cis Co., left on Sunday to attend a conâ€" vention in Ottawa for a few days. Mrs. S. Martin was the week of her son and daugh Mr. and Mrs. Max Martin. Mrs. W. W. Tanner has left for Clinâ€" ton, Ontario, having received word that her mother, Mrs. Walker is seriously ill. Mrs. E. Reeves was the g and Mrs, D. Parker at Sn Falls last week. Mr. A. R. Harkness has returned from Iroquois, Ontario, where ho atâ€" tended the funeral of his brcther. Miss Jean Lalonde, of S @ue., is the guest of friend min.. Mr. and Mrs. S Montreal, were the { in Timmins last week Mtrs. â€"A. G. Ir ving left on Friday eve ning for a two weeks‘ visit to Toronto Treat your credit a It pays to pay promptl OPTICAL COMPANY 14 Pine St. N. Phone 835 T eachers Knou the importance of good sight. Often a pupil who is considered backward in his studies is merely handicapped by defective eyes. A careful examinâ€" ation and correctly fitted glasses will give him back his most priceless posâ€" sessionâ€"the ability to see and learn. Sight Examination Costs Very Little at Be sure your children are not held back by poor vision. S. T. Bergeron, of es guests of friends proprietor 0o ore here, i Lerâ€"inâ€"la w of Rouyn herbrooke, s"in: Timâ€" 1€ of Mr. h Rock trust. During his present tour of the North, Hon. Mr. Dwyer will address meetings of the local branches of the Canadian Institute of Mining and Metallurgy. It is understood that Hon. Mr. Dwyer will make such addresses at Noranda, Kirkâ€" land Lake and other plac®s. He will be } the guest speaker on Tuesday (toâ€"morâ€" of the North. Mines in Northâ€"western Quebec as well as in Northern Ontario are being visited on the present tour. _ Timmins to be honoured toâ€"morrow by a visit from Hon. Michael Dwyer, Minister of Mines for Nova cotia, and president of the Canadian Institute of Mining and Metallurgy. With Hon. Mr. Dwyer will be Dr. E. A. Cameron, Deâ€" puty Minister of Mines, aand Mr. A. R. Lawrence, Director of the Mine Apprenâ€" tice Project. The party is in the North in connection with the plans of the Mine Apprentice Project of the Nova Scotia Government. The Government has been carxying on a special course of training in mining work for young men, and the present visit to the North, it is understood, is partly with the purâ€". pose of seeing if some of the trained young men may be placed with muâ€" tual advantage in some of the mines To Address Mining Institute Here Toâ€"Morrow Night. Hon. M. Dwyer to be Guest Speaker Here Mr. and Mrs. A. Leroux, who spent part of their honeymoon at the home of the groom‘s parents at Rockley, near New Liskeard, returned recently to Timmins to take up residence here. All interested should note the meetâ€" ing of the Porcupine Fish and Game Protective Association at the Daffodil Tea Room, Schumacher, on Thursday evening, Jan. 20th, at 8 p.m. Mr. G. of the I Thursday went an CHILDREN FPOR ADOPTIONâ€"GooGd FOR SALEâ€"Heintzman piano in good | condition. Will sacrifice for cash. Apply at 214 Cedar Street, South . ! â€"5â€"61) | MADAME LAWRENCEâ€"Weil known Card Reader of Pine North, Timmins, will be in South Porcupine located Empress Hotel for one week. Conâ€" vince yourselves. Daily 10 to 10. â€"5p RCOOMS FOR RENTâ€"Also light houseâ€" i HOUSE FOR RENT keeping rooms. At 50 Sixth avenue.| conveniences. Appl »5»3\| 84 Spruce South. T homes desired for children, boys and | pire hotel, Tin‘{mins' girls, Catholic and Protestant, ages These dinners ofâ€" 4 to 14 years. Any home desiring to adopt a youngster should have their clergyman write A. G. Carson Supt. Children‘s Aid, Timmins, Ont 44t1 G. A. Chambers, local manager e United Cigar Store, left on day for Toronto where he underâ€" an opgeration on his nose. Last week a man who had been den his ability to swallow nails, glass and eign substances, was found by the side near Montreal suffering serious pains i ach. Japanese newspapers please copy The Advance is surprisedâ€"and painedâ€"to see The Northern Tribune, of Kapuskasing, gambolâ€" ling, yea wallowing, in a particularly unsavoury typographical mess discovered in another newsâ€" paper. The Advance expected The Tribune to show more taste and less smell. In this mining camp there are few who have not heard or read the poem about Dan McGrew, the lady known as Lou, the Â¥ikon saloon, the deadly fight over the woman, and all the rest of it. Capt. Doug Jones has recited the poem with a vigor and expressiveness that makes the poem well known and remembered in this camp. Accordingly, the following parody on the poem will make special appeal to many, particularly with ‘flu prevalent at the present time. The parody was published recently in The Sackville Tribune, of Sackyille, New Brunswick, and commences as follows:â€" A bunch of germs were hitting it up + iL UVLVawa comes the suggestion that the license fee for radios will be increased from $2.00 to $2.50 per year, or maybe $3.00. Improvement is promised in radio programmes in return. There is more room for improvement than for increased fees. dulging in the otherwise foolish pr alcohol and gasolineâ€"to make the last out. Anyway, the gasoline si all right, but a great many of that have not. From Ottaws In the bronchial saloon: Two bugs on the edge of the larynx Were jazzing a ragâ€"time tune. Back in the teeth, in a solo game, Sat dangerous Askâ€"Kerchoo: And watching his pulse was the light of loveâ€" The lady that‘s known as Flu. MaKke the gasoline supply Anyway, the gasoline supply has lasted , but a great many of that kind of motorist | The annual concert sponsored by the |Bo¢ud of Stewards of Trinity United Church, Schumacher is to be held on Fnday evening of this week, January 2ist, commencing at 8 o‘clock sharp. | The programme for the evening will be a varied one, including literary, musical and other numbers, with some novel features to add to the interest. All interested should note the time, place and event, as the occasion is one that should not be missed, previous happy and successful concerts under the same auspices, assuring all attending a very | pleasing and enjoyable evening. Recently the local Salvation Army, in the usual course of helping people who were in need, were able to outfit a worthy family in the district who had lost all their possessions in a fire that Salvation Army Able to Provide Needed Coat These dinners of the Porcupine C. I. M. M. are always very interesting and the event toâ€"morrow night should be especially so. Hon. Mr. Dwyer is a speaker of special talents and in addiâ€" tion he is Wwellâ€"known throughout the North, having been a resident of the North for several years in the early days Also, ne won general prominence during the days of the rescue work at the Moose River Mine, his efforts to speed the rescue work and to help the workers winning general notice. As president of the C. I. M. M., he has also added to his laurels and won the regard of all coming into contact with him. Annual Concert of the Schumacher United Chure row) evening, Jan. 18th, of the Poreuâ€" pine Branch of the:C, L. M. M., at their dinner meeting to be held in the Emâ€" SIXâ€"ROCMED HOUSE FO Threeâ€"piese bath. Apply North. Telerhone G. LOSTâ€"White gold black cord strap, afternoon between and Go Reward Drug 8 had been demonstrating ails, glass and other forâ€" id by the side of the road serious pains in his stomâ€" In honour of ‘Old Boys‘ of the College who fell in the Great War, Upper Canada College offers for competition a number of Scholarships of $600.00 a year for three years, to candidats who are under fourteen on the 1st September prior to the exâ€" amination which is held in April. Memorial Scholarships Three Bursarics are offered to enable boys to enter the Prepara tory School who otherwise could not do so. For full particulars apply to the Principal, Reference 5, Upper Canada College, Toronto. foolish practice of mixing 3 O m Block Telephotr 2. Wiiso Bursaries at Preparatory School Telepho SE FOR RENTâ€"| To Wit Apply 6 Cedar St.|} Unde Six rooms, all to Frank Byck, ‘phone 32. â€"5p TORONTO (Founded 1829) St, Under and by virtue of an Execu â€"5, tion against lands issued out of th th aYy ue ie. p Second Division Court of the Distric of Cochrane and the Province of On tario, and to me directed against the lands and tenements of Harold Hat ton and Catherine M. Hatton, in ar action wherein John W. Fogg Limited is the Plaintiff, and Harold Hattor and Catherine M. Hatton are the Deâ€" | fendants, I have seized and taken it Execution and will offer for sale by public auction to the highest bidder at my office in the Court House at the Town of Cochrane, on Wednesday the 19th day of January, 1938, at the how of 11.00 o‘clock in the forenoon, all the right, title, interest and equity of reâ€" demption of the above named defendâ€" ants, Harold Hatton and Catherine M Hatton, in, to and out of the following described lands and tenements, viz.:â€" 1. Parcel 2968, Whitney and Tisdale chiarges. . Voday charges at Nor with a number c in Timmins totr Neéw Liskeard, Jan. 17â€"(S The Advance)â€"Officials of partment of Transport are ; in courts at different points of trict this week as complainant numerous Nonrtherners charg having failed to take out radi ing set licenses for the curre year, and the campaign whic} at Cobalt on Saturday will b into North Bay today and to and Kirkland Lake later in th week. Four defendantsâ€"Fre Fred Morin, Fred Nolan ar Robitailleâ€"faced five charges nature when haled before M Atkinson at Cobalt, the penalty count being two dollars fine a dcollars costs. Double money 1 by Shaw, who had charges aga fcr both business premises an destroyed their home. The family was comfortable and happy again, with just the one exception. The lady of the house needed a coat, size 42, and that could not be added from any stock the Army had here or that appeared availâ€" able. Adjutant Cornthwaits, however, is hard to beat in guch cases, He was going to get that coat to complete the order, or know why. He was sure that there was just such a coat waiting to be claimed, if he could only connect up with it. Accordingly, he told The Adâ€" vance, and this paper sent out the S. O. S. ifor a ladies‘ coat, a good warm one, size 42. Sure enough in a day or so, Adjutant Cornthwaite had the needâ€" ed coat. A good lady of the town passed it on to the Arnty as soon as the note appeared in The Advance. Chatham News:â€"At twenty miles per hour one accident in 61 is fatal, at fifty miles an hour one accident in 11 proves fatal. Take your choice. Checking on Radio Licenses Radio Officials Now Checkâ€" ing on Licenses in North. The Surface Rights o Fortyâ€"Three (48) as sh Mâ€"40 (Sudbury) now de Office of Land Titles at C VLIiICC QI LANGQ 1IiliESs AaUl CoChrane. Dated at Cochrane this 12th day October, A.D. 1937. Situate in the Town of Timmins, in the District of Cochrane and Province of Ontario, granted by the Crown as Mining Land, namely: MONDAY, JANUARY 17TH,. 193 Electrical Appliance Co. 29 Third Av@nue . . . .5 Upper School ALl SEE THE Westinghouse Shaw, who ha both business . Empey, I ‘ges. . Today, John D. Mackay, â€"4â€"5â€"6, Sherriff, District of SHERIFFS SALE OF LA Refrigerator Nothing More to Pay Until April The Home of Westinghoust DISTRICT OF COCHRAXNE DUAL AUVTOMATIC Bilance Spread Over Two Years DOWN (or your old ce box) TKEG OUl recel es for the current fise 91 id equity of reâ€" > named defendâ€" nd Catherine M i which op ho â€"(Special to of the Deâ€" Magistrate ilty on each e and three ‘y was paid him Lot Numbe: n on Plan sited in the De Ccarried ) Timmins he present ‘ed Shaw, nd hou laid t out of the he District nce of Onâ€" »AnAW 1 Jchin of this _ Hatton the Deâ€" taken in sale by jidder at Wl ‘hbal 1M "Che hout I the > tiic Hat 1€