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800909889 0 * (3B8tf) *% #00 60000000000 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 9 9 0 000 0 00 00 0 0 4 0 # ¢ o o o tale that people are away ahead o4 things. Back home we "Spruce Tree" we also hav ‘Tree." but T‘ll be dogâ€"go QHMd villag ali the tourists‘ jokes. But it all narâ€" rowed down to one standing Tourists got into the habit of offering the lad a penny with one hand and a threepenny piece with the cther. The youlls man would always take the timse w entered by an beers. served of we To ness wa teners f outsider he told never w Norther: around the hostess asked a lady if there was anything she desired? The lady held up a sandwich with one hand and pointed with the other ta her son, who was enjoying a large pliece of cake, and said: "Mother and child are doing well." ITretrC and After the general around the hostess there was anvthing tess if h repliedâ€" teatotall To the Editor of The Advance, Timmins, Ont., Jan. 26th 1935, Dear Sir:â€"Some time ago I attended a party; not a society affair which finds its "way int= the headlines, but a quiet time among old friends. During the evening I heard things, which if they are nct original, they are certainly new to me. One man Samples of the Fun at Party in Timmins Impromptu_ _ Answers and Humour for the Occasion Help Along Gathering of Friends in Town. NY ANGELIQUE GREY HAIR RESTORER is made from roots and barks and restores the ORIGINAL COLOUR in the NATURAL WAY, at the same time giving the hair its natural, healthy lustre. Price §1.00 per Patile sOLD UNDER A MONEY BACK GUARANTEE To keep the hair and scalp clean, use ANCGELIQUE SPECIAL SHAMPOOâ€"Price 25¢ per bottle For Sale by MOISLEY BALL, Druggists RACGE STX have ‘"Roman nto whch can beat t} iat reminded another when he was in P n one man told a tale of a comâ€" al traveller who came to town r10n lost his temper because busiâ€" was not good. One of his lisâ€" grew disgusted at hearing an er call names at our town and id the traveller that he would wish to leave if he once saw the ern Lights at their best. man, on being asked by the hosâ€" he would care for ¢<f tea, â€"‘‘*‘Thank you, but I am a noâ€" a public American While he 1e lzoked vÂ¥ver the 6 Your Grey Hair neral laugh which went hts!" exclaimed the _ never seen or heard im ready to bet that "Roman in me we have th Iso have the "Maple dogâ€"gone if I eve, The General Manager, The Dominion Bank, Toronto, Ontario. We report that we have examined the above condensed Balance Sheet as at Decemâ€" ber 31, 1934, and compared it with the books and vouchers at Head Office and with the certified returns from the Branches. We have examined the cash, and the securities repreâ€" senting the Bank‘s investments, held at the Head Office and certain of the larger Branches as at December 31, 1934, and in addition we examined the cash and the securities held at certain of the important Branches during the year. We have obtained all the information and explanations that we have required, and in our opinion the transactions of the Bank which have come under our notice have been within the powers of the Bank. In our opinion the Balance Sheet discloses the true condition of the Bank and is as shown by the books of the Bank. [ us Toronto, Ontario January 17, 1935 Deposits Deposits by Other Banks Advances under the Finance Act Notes in Circulation Letters of Credit and Sundry Other Liabilities Capital, Reserve and Undivided Profits m Commercial Loans and Discounts Bank Premises Liabilities of Customers under Letters of Credit and Sundry Other Assets Cash on Hand and in Banks Deposit with Central Gold Reserves and Minister of Finance Government and Other Securities y Call Loans Condensed Statement as at 31st December, 1934 DOMINION BANK i2 â€"from England NATURAL COLOUR without the use of a dye or tint Price $1.00 per Bottle aâ€" little told a appear‘s butt of ill narâ€" n some ve the Mr. Buchanan, one of the trio of Independent Labor members, said toâ€" day, he was "sorry" if the remarks he â€"had made in the heat of debate last night had offended the House, but, he emphasized, he could not withâ€" draw the remarks. Mr. Buchanan termed the Prime "Er. > Minister ought tC tics." The wo sard. a‘lth The «refusal Of â€" radical George Buchanan to withdraw epithets he hurledâ€" at Prime Minister Ramsay MacDonald, and the ruling of the chairman of the ways and means comâ€" mittee of the House of Commons that no withdrawal was required, held main attention Tuesday in the lower house. The members attacking the proâ€" gramme of the Government declared that reorganizatizcn of the unemployâ€" ment benefits system on a national basis reduces the amounts the unâ€" emploved revceives in many instances. Detectives were seated in every galâ€" lery row on Tuesday to prevent a repeâ€" tition of spectators‘ outbursts. "The disorders," he declared, "may not be so bad as the demonstrations we shall see ere long." It is a remarkable story that is told over the radio and by cable from overâ€" seas. On Tuesday of this week a Lanâ€" cashire Laborite told the British House of O:mmons that demonstrations against the adminstration of the unemâ€" ployment assistarifce board, designed eventually to handle the mechanism of unemployment benefits, have been arâ€" ranged throughout the ccuntry. John Allen Parkinson, M.P. for Wiâ€" gan, declared the disorders in the Con~ mons gallery Monday night were only the fsrerunner. Premier MacDonald Called Many Objectionable Names penny. One day a gentleman passing through the village heard of the way people were fooling the young man and he tried it himself to see if it were true. He found that it was. i anan termed the Prime swine, a low dirty cur who horsewhipped out of poliâ€" did not appear in Hanâ€" i they wsere widely reâ€" D. McK. McCLELLAND, F.C.A A. B. SHEPHMERD, F.C.A of Price, Waterhouse Co of Peat, Marwick, Mitchell Co |raised at the time the offending reâ€" marks were made. James Maxton, leader of the ILP. Igrcup asked a pointed question after |G. wW. Holfordâ€"Knight (Nat. Lab.), had isought assurance from Sir Dennis that the House wOuld be protected from a repetition of such attacks. Mr. Maxâ€" tomn asked Mr. Holfordâ€"Knight‘s pcint of order was not itself a reflecâ€" tion on the conduct of the chairman. Sir Dennis retorted that no appeal was made to the chair when the remarks ,were made and no qusstion of order I was raised. justice." The Opposition was not prepared to tolerate wholesale starvaâ€" tion. ( Sharp criticism was launched by George Lansbury, the veteran Labor leader, against the Government‘s nesw unemployment relief regulations. _ HC termed them "downright brutal inâ€" ported in the newspapers. Sir Dennis Herbert, chairman of the ways and means committee, inâ€" formed Mr. Buchanan, and the House® at large, that there was no request for withdrawal of the reâ€" marks. He said withdrawal was not asked ‘because no objection had been raised at the time the offending req marks were made. Jamss Maxton, leader of the ILP. $125,807,123.16 $111,265,980.24 14,541,142.92 $125,807,123.16 $ 98,269,160.34 2,145,193.42 1,500,000.00 6,683,623.00 2,668,003.48 $ 66,496,474.09 $ 21,364,316.18 719,730.35 34,317,605.72 10,094,821.84 50,994,877.51 s 5,900,000.00 2,415,771.56 CHIP COLLINS‘ ADVENTURES CHIP COLLINS‘ ADVENTURES THE PORCUPINE ADVANCE, TIMMINS ONTARtO eâ€"routing of T. and â€"N. O. telsâ€" graph business over the lines of Canadian National Telegraphs when destined beyond North Bay, is an inrovation which is being studied 5y sfficials of the T. and N. O. Railway, and if adopted will become effective about the middle of April, A. H. Cavâ€" anagh, general manager of the T. and ral the Tra the rail ove day i6 °C T. N. 0. May Switch Telegraph to C.N.R. Canadian Pacific Notified| that â€" Agreement _ May| Cease in Ninety Days.| Plans Now Being Studied.| Gove there some discussing the situation, while Rol J. Jowsey, president of the Ont;: Prospectors‘ Associaticn remarked t the plans were not ready to be m public yet. J While no official explanation of proposition was forthcoming, it â€" rumored that the government r either close certain townships staking or that they may even tempt the financing of gold disc Eries. The plan is expected to find str spposition from the experienced 1 spectors who may lay first claim Government financial backing, : there are also men who annually ay some grubâ€"staking before they set to enter the far north in search of 1 existed," the HC ter of mines, s have nothing to the matter." The Hon. Dayv proper methods of training to be enâ€" foreced and the qualifications to be dsâ€" marded from all the young mon who make application for assistance. Colâ€" onelâ€"F. FPraser Hunter, Russel Crydâ€" erman, Karl Springer, John E. Hamâ€" CI mining e> chairmanship Hunter and d action.. The stood, intend: the â€" Hepburn â€"Vven a minim! Both Hon. I Public Welfare Minister of Mi cuss the matts 11 imon Jjarts Province May Train |! Young Prospectors > ib The lfai 1C1 t entird that â€" Finance or Otherw aist Young Men i: pecting. 1€ T‘ L knew Karl Sprir ind. Rober th [On. David Croll, minister of begged to be excused from ig the situation, while Robert ‘y, president of the Ontario ors‘ Associaticn remarked that ‘tTh if it minimum feitare,> ~and: 1 of Mines, have Tho 1 vÂ¥ _ that ‘such he Hon. Pau fficial explanation of th was forthcoming, it wa t the government ma certain townships fo hat they may even at inancing of gold discov denyv irew up committ ODert who played lay‘s commit David C NMNESSIR! THhAT CUP WAS ALmgST MINE IN \1909,, 8Y GEORGE,1 WAS graz QDN@A "THAT iid last say â€"with il Col ha t€ ro‘ll, Min Hon. Paul mat H éram â€" ‘ were prominent £e meeting. committee duc, minisâ€" ght. "but I used to d hato t.ilPV rdvi nes â€" of | vicinity Oof ‘Trade KIive s when| the country. Addre is an|Trade ‘River, Wis. ied 53y | the paper went to prée ailway, | rain fell in Trade Ri ffective | over that section of | and awalt mA bu V€ ron pro du TY h Huntingdtcn Gleaner:â€"After prayer and everything else had been tried to bring rain to a drouthâ€"stricken section in northâ€"western Wisconsin, Herbert Ericson had the following want ad inâ€" serted in the Centuria Interâ€"County Leader: WANTEDâ€"Abzsut one inch of rain for the coming weekâ€"end in the vicinity of Trade River and the rest of the country. Address Herb Ericson, Trade ‘River, Wis.. Five hours after the paper went to press a half inch of rain fell in Trade River as well as all over that section of the state. A few days later, more rain.came. Who says it does not pay to advertise. maflching _ joined the p wo cat with Brown : friends, Breakf into a proximately 1 Toronto, Jf innocentâ€" Jlo mins, who ar toâ€"day, said b the big city,. : 11K€ chances Timmin *city °s1 the fol] Why Blame it on Browns or the Town of Timmins? it o lose. He won ag inally asked to mat« ng. He did and h M 11 Apa it nt lik shcket followin hna Un he ame $58 for in p m to Higt financed a vi in a Hi JVer, t ‘â€"used 1l Kin 1«¢ despatch heC babl 11 information bot _he was approal ked him to go a Insuspicious, Jo tim to the h street hote town John Browt e mar hn B didn‘t nd A t 116 hat Hiel 11 n to go and icious, John newlyâ€"found hotel. a week agC hrough 3 much. ear London 1 abâ€" them went ind started ther â€" man 161 )al 11 1 s nam wn," nall i start hen w Whiile U lC h (Established 1912)‘ 21 Pine St. North â€" Phone 104 _ Timmins, Ont. 00009004000080000000000000080000000000000064660*00084644688 The following is a despatch from Paris, France, in regard to the latest in Paris fashi>ns:â€" "A sophisticated audience Ohâ€"ed and Ahâ€"ed today as the naughtiest fashions Paris has seen in years were shown on Suggests that There‘s Not Much to New Paris Gowns the chief commissidner stating that a resolution was passed at their last meeting to put a recommendation to that body:â€"That having in view the curtailment of the widespread and illicit sale of beer and wine as well as alcoholic liquors which is being carried on in thesw districts to the detriment of those of them engaged as hote!â€" keepersâ€"the bootlegging which is preâ€" vailing at the present time in the North Country could be easily stopped or eliminated to a point where it would not pay anyone to break the law, by controlling the sale of beer as in the past, and allowing the hotelkeepers the right to sell one bottle or case or more which could be carried away from the premises on which they are sold, thus eliminating the necessity of the conâ€" sumer to go to the bootlegger. Some relief cases came up for disâ€" cussion and the fire protection question in Schumacher was discussed and reâ€" ferred to the fire and light committee. #0000000000000000000000000000000000000000088000000004 Mcl Tisdale Hotels Ask Curb on Bootlegger C No More n M ‘ooke Ssouth Porcupinge, Ont., J; 134. Special to The Advance _ regular council meeting was held M:nday evening with Acting Reeve ke in the chair, Councillors Harper, Innis and Helmer also present. y little business was accomplished many matters were discussed. Mr. ruire, of Schumacher, was present resenting the Hotelmen‘s Associaâ€" i. He requested that the council te Mr. Odette, chief commissioner ths Liquor Control Board, requestâ€" that body to issue no more licenses the township of Tisdale. Clerk _ instructed to do so. The Hotelâ€" 1‘s Association have also written chief commissiOner stating that a )lution was passed at their last L.1censes Township Are You Fully Protected ? See us for Rates and Particulars INSURANCE of Every Kind By WILLIAM RITT and JACK WILHELM By WILLIAM RITT and JACK WILHELM y NM/IW! ouneil Asks that Wine and Beer Be Granted in BRATON NELT FALL..WANT N0V CYO _ MACLE HIM INTO A MILED 6 qOUQ.) * "\ PoP.. } WANNJA HAM C(E C E,(':f.)_ i un ‘AM RITT and JACK W/ILHE! FJlR E.‘ 30t h were skirts, and w bright licenses granted to The large number censes issued in co: number _ of ordina operators‘ licenses i: suppositiOon that larg mins drivers whs ha mits this year to d gan driving at an e necessary to have a and since that time renew them. Simcoe â€" Reformer:â€"With Premier Bennett‘s retirement from their ranks Stephen Leacock and W. H. Moore, M.P. are said to be the only remaining rugged individualists in Canada. Opera talled 2: ‘The tot vehicles licenses Small Proportion of Motor Permits Onlyv vogue, sn or dotted attached in the ba suits." ‘The number of Timmins up to n and trucks 180. "Other â€" the new very low d and skirts "Chanel 11 censes. censes, i1ga l UY 090 CAr LsSuâ€" ed up to Noon Yesterday and Only 150 Truck Liâ€" censes.â€" Chauffeurs‘ Liâ€" /( */ newspa inyvy imnin 1¢ designed w with all the ere finished roses dang bit il M 11 LlTY DP permit d chau in comparis‘n ordinary â€" mototr 11 h ve a chauffeur‘s license time have continued to b 1auffeu 5 â€""of 1 1 11 ir licen operal 1ssuâ€" at that time toâ€" urs‘ licenses 395. plates issued for opposed to 647 perate them. f chauffeurs‘ liâ€" »ariscn with the motor vehicle »xplained by the numbers of Timâ€" applied for perâ€" > apparently beâ€" lv age when it is iimnmense y DOVvE w the knees. d the bareback ‘ suits in plain with the skirts s slit very low called "sunbath ises issued in rday was 335, low organde, nense‘ly wide s in the back h a cluster of perched on a displaved by ve the waist, a little piece up by three aping buyers a0ught might re made 0 ire, with | puff sleeve iver