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Getting Up Nights GET RID OF KIDNEY ACIDITYâ€",membranes Then nature can bring STOP NEURALGIA, LUMBAGO, you the glorious energy, aliveness and RHEUMATISMâ€"FEEL 10 vitality of painâ€"free heaith, and you YEARS YOUNGER. can feel 10 years younger. o e T on i . > i i â€" eW ‘Thousands of men and women don‘t know it, but feeling old, rundown, wornâ€" out and pepless is often caused by Kidâ€" ney Acidity, poisoning of the system. They feel bad much of the time and endanger their lives wnen they neglect treating such serious sym»toms as Getâ€" ting up nights, Dizziness, Nervousness, Leg Pains, Neuralg:a, Lumbago, Rheuâ€" matism, Muddy Comulexion, Dark Cirâ€" cles under Eves, Hagzgard Face Lines, Burning Bladder Weakness and Headâ€" aches. Although young people are bothered, these ailments are more freâ€" quent after 40 and require special treatâ€" ment. When your body is poisoned by Kidâ€" ney Trouble ordinary medicine won‘t help much because you must get rid of the cause to feel well, and this requires *two different medicines. First you must clean the blood ofâ€" acids and poisons with a stimulating, healing tonic to the Kidneys. Second, you must get rid of germs and irritating poisons in the urinary system with an antiseptic that also soothes and heals raw, inflamed Thursd Most Sensational Offer Ever Made Here There Will Be A Rush. _ Never Such An Offer Before in Canada LOOK AT THESE GREAT BIG BARGAINS \ Terms As Low As $5.00 A M O N T H Sale Commences 35 Third Ave. At These Low Prices and Terms Everyone Can Own a Beatty Washer. Get Yours Toâ€"day‘! 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By correcting these symptoms and getting rid of your poisoned conditions it makes you feel years younger, vigorâ€" ous and free from pain, and enjoy enâ€" ergy building sleep, the small cost of $1.00 will be a wonderful investment, but should it not satisfy you completely, just return the empty package to get your money back under the guarantee. You can‘t afford to suffer from neglect and take dangerous chances with Kidâ€" ney Acidity poisoning by delaying. Howard‘s Kidney Tonic Timmins t The Goldfield There is nothing just as g0 having Howard‘s Kidney T No Value In Years To Come Will Equal This I $1.00 down _ $5.00 per month Beatty Cyclone Wood Tub, Brand New Pay What You Like Down Goldfield Drug Store. just as good, insist on Kidney Tonic. $5.00 cash $8.00 per month (Demonstrator) With raise and lower basket Beatty Model is sold in $159.00 $1.00 cash $5.00 per month Beatty White Cap $49.00 Last week at the Legion general meetâ€" ing much gratitude was expressed at the generous donation of Mr. pePenâ€" cier, of the Dome Mines. Mr. DePenâ€" cier is one of our benefactors and has LA us PPR h been extremely generous to the branch. He realizes the amount of good we are doing and must have been keeping in touch with the doings of the branch to have remembered to forward his donaâ€" tion. The branch as a whole appreâ€" ciated the gift and once again Mr. Deâ€" Pencier and the Dome Mines, we thank you. 3 Extras Free The management of the McIntyre Mines, also assisted the Legion during the Christmas season, Mr. Ennis givâ€" ing a cheque to purchase toys, etce., for the families of distressed returned men. This was a timely gift and was used to advantage. The branch and its relief fund could do with a few more friends like the two aboveâ€"mentioned men, but we are hoping that some others of our leading citizens will take note and forâ€" ward a small contribution to the Legion ome Early For Real Bargain The Canadian Legion in the Porcupine | Phone 391 Water Power and Wringer Like New Thursday, January 7th, 1932 C Â¥ . ‘.â€"..â€"l_“.â€"..â€".._w THE PORCUPINE ADVANCE, TIMMINS, ONTARIO 1j csmm iJ ty i iJ i }| cce 10 L) $5.00 cash $6.50 per month Beatty Copper Latest model steel welded frame (Demonstrator) 139.00 Rid of Washday Drudgery Swinging steel wringer Automatic drainer Superâ€"safe wringer $5.00 cash $5.00 per month Beatty 3 Extras Free British War Museum, the interesting fact is noted that the total number of all ranks and all services that enus‘.§§| t War from the Brit It was a timely topic which Comrade glm:){:' Z tgtfl?ed 9,296,691. Of this numâ€" E. Rowe brought forward re the eStAâ€" | u. ins total coming from the Dominâ€" | of a building of our own, and | on of canada was 619,636. The figures the ways and means will have to b€| ine who died for their Emâ€". fully discussed. The building will have : pire totalled 1,066 468. In other letters to be centrally located and the finanCâ€"| ;, ine members more of these interestâ€"| ing carefully considered. It was felt'i ing facts will be given. that the members could receive bette"| mm next meeting nighs of the branch witention if suitable club rooms were) ;. wmonday, January lith. At time secured. .Business of the branch could / writing it is not known whether this be speeded up and the members get t0| win pe a social or general meeting. In know one another better than at Pr°Sâ€" | ancther column will be found later deâ€" ent. Two meeting nights a month are 1 tails no; enough for the transaction of Le-i § Tr;e Ladies‘ Auxiliary will meet again gion business and it will be a long felt j Monday, January 18th. The meeting is want if the building does materialize.| In any event the executive committee are leaving no stone unturned to find solution to the problem. Here‘s hoping a Memorial hall will be the outcome of ‘ our efforts. as Jj _ KA ARZZZAZKREEE in e portante s 5 Afne h e c Correspondent. | | g On a <ablet recently unveiled in the ce ie ce * * * **%‘ relief fund. | 4 e The full completion of officers of the Timmins branch of the Canadian Leâ€" gion is given here for the benefit of members not present at the last mee:â€" Brantford Locomotive W asher In Splendid Shape By Timmins Branch Correspondent. Repair Parts Stocked for ali makes Beatty Washers 1900 Cataract Electric Washer $1.00 cash $5.00 per month 8 sheet capacity, new motor Oscillator Type Rotarex Blue and White Enâ€" amelled. In Aâ€"1 condition. $1.00 cash = $5 per month 3 Extras Free Terms To Suit Customer _ No Interest 'â€"..â€"Q.â€"“â€"fllâ€"l.â€".l_..â€"flcâ€"llâ€"lgâ€"lnâ€"‘i Timmins Three â€" Washâ€"day Extras, Good as New, with Every Washer of $498.00 or Over. FRE E. 1 Thomas Eclectnc Qll >uâ€"..â€"uâ€"._._..â€"n.â€"..â€"| Neame, president; T. Parsons, 1st viceâ€" president; H. C. Garner, 2nd viceâ€"pres!â€" dent: S. B. Scobell, W. A. Devine, W. Greaves, E. Rowe and James Cowan, executive committee. ing. They are as follows:â€" Austin TT U l i) {J d i$ anmmmeme {} {) cce 0 i) esn ‘\|Notable Christmas â€"\ Edition of San. Sun Patients at Muskoka Issue Very Interâ€" esting and Creditable Christmas Number. Will be Prized by Ali Receiving it. on more than one recent occasion The Advance has made reference tCc The Sun, a bright monthl: published on nonâ€"profit basis by the putients of the Muskoka Hospital for Consumptives, Gravenhurst, Ont. As The San Sun itself phrases it, "It is em{irely of the patients, by the patients and for the patients." The past issues | . reviewed in The Advance were typ>â€"|_ written, with pen and ink sketches made direct upon the pnper, and the issue comple‘ed by use of a duplicating| . machine. While the little journal was attractive because of its originality, its chief appeal was on account of the inâ€" teres‘ing and inspiring material used and the notable courage and cheerfulâ€" ness displayed in every line. Ths'\' Christmas number is now to hand, and it is a printed magazine with coloured cover and halfâ€"tone illustrations, wellâ€" I printed and arranged. The prin‘ing, of course, was done outside the sa,m-l tarium, and it must be admitted that despite the good appearance of ‘‘he isâ€" l sue, the editors and contributors have | still excelled the printers in this pubâ€" lication. From the fron, cover page with its emblematic and decorative arâ€"| rangement, designed by Miss Edith H. Middleton, to the beautiful Chris mas verse by K. Ariss, on the back cover, the! issue is packed with matter of much‘ interest to mos peopfe and that must| be of very special attraction to those | who read The San Sun. The number throughout is a challenge to other pubâ€" lica‘ions for one special reason amon38 Apave snaermal® reasonâ€" may best ! t 1 others. This special reason may beSt be understood by a qustation from one of the humorous articles in the issue F. C. Hitchins writes on "What a Life!" He tells abou the peace and contentâ€" ment of the San until letters and newsâ€" papers arrive. ‘"We meditate over the news," he writes, "the depression (what does <hat word mean) is getting worss." When the ill refuse to accept "depresâ€" sion," it is time the strong and sturdy took a similar view. At least there is no "depression" in | this special issue of The San Sun Even the poems, and there are many| good ones in the issue, breathe hope| and faith and cheer: "A Christma,s‘ Carol," by Anna B. Smith, is the title| of the pleasing lit:le poem awardsd firs‘| prize in the competition for the Christâ€" mas issue. "Window Pictures," by Nell Bambridge, won second prize. Other poems in the issue include:â€""Lest We Forget," by Dave Crizetti; "To Our Physician," by K. Ariss; "Christmas," by Nell Bambridge; "That Tree," by E. J. Winslow:; "The Night Before Christâ€" mas,‘" by Edna Smith, (a very clever parody) ; "Bacilli Italiano," by IBC.; "Fight On," an inspiring verse by Dot Duesbury; "Sanitarium Alphabet," by Anna B. Smith; "Life in a San.," by TB.A.H. Ar‘icles in the issue include:â€"Hearty Christmas Wishes from the staff to the readers; a thoughtful and helpful ediâ€" torial article; humorous and witty letâ€" <ers to Santa Claus; "Autobiography of a Consumptive," by W. Hanlan, th‘s being awarded first prize for humosur and deserving it; "After Twenty Years," the prize story in the issue, writtsn by R. H. Dart; "Excelsior! Excelsior!" by Harry S. Hawkins, second prize for humour; "Reformation of Fweddie," by A MAAA 4A j T04A 4t 6. h2 th d cce ied K. A. Beal, a story with humour and a moral; ‘"Chiefly Shakespeare," a group of quotations with witty applications to patients and s:aff; "A Visit to Ground Floor," (as told by Ambrose the Mouse), by Peggy Sabourin; "Thanksgiving Day,‘" by Mrs. Mabel Hean; "After the Cure,‘ by Maurice Nielly, t‘ra.nslated from the French by Miss Irma Robinâ€" son; "What a Life!" by F. C. Hitchins, "Mine Foist Meal in de Dining Room," by Michael Kruzelnoski; "Tuberculosis and Mental Developmens," by K. ArisS, the prize essay. "At the Sign of the Jester," the huâ€" mour department, has a notable collecâ€" tion of original wit and humour. In one of the humorisms ‘(he editor of The San Sun is quoted as saying that he prayed the previous night for the young lady artist on the paper, and the art‘st is quo.led as responding:â€"*‘Next time get a pass and come over." Als>, the editor is mentioned as stating that he was glad so many were writing poems and stories, because they were short of jokes. The rest of he issue is proof that this one had a right to a pYace in the humour column only. Here is on® more from the Sign of the Jester:â€" Jim Gosse:â€"Orderly, is this bean soup? Orderlyâ€"Yes, sip. Jim Gosse:â€"My boy, you‘ve missed your callingâ€"with your imagination you should have been a newspaper man A greaw many of the examples of good humour are by Miss Edna Smyth There are a158 several clever humcrous| drawings. t The illustrations in the issue are worthy of special note. One page gives halfâ€"tone photos of the staff of The The New Year‘s dance was a winner all the way rounfl. Jimmis Cowarl says he doesn‘t know where they all came from, but there were more Scotchmen in Timmins tha‘ night than he knew of. They had a wonderful night of it. The old year was rattled out and the new year blown in. Anyâ€" way all attending say they‘ll come again next year. So tha‘‘s that! â€"â€"W. A, Devinge. called for 8.00 pm. All members are asked to ittena. n Sun, including:â€"Jchn W. Stetchyâ€" shyn, editorâ€"inâ€"chief; Henri Caron, managing edior; Edith H. Middieton, artist: Michael Kruzeinoski, technical expert;: Elwaood Fisher, circulation manâ€" ager; and Flora Laver. Most of them wear siniles, as well they may after isâ€" suing so creditable number, Anothor page is devoted to a plo‘ure of Dr. Walter Bingham Kendall, chief ~f the staff at the sanitarium, together with a sketch of his successful career. "He has shown himself a mos: tolerant friend and a father to his large flock," article accompanying the picture. Dr. Dr. Wellwood, Dr. Hazelwood, and other members of the medical and nursing staff are shown in pictures, as well as groups of patien‘s from the d‘fferent pavilions, lodges and cottages, M C.S. Nursing staff. The Dining room and kichen staffs are also shown in nictures. as well as a number of other interesting groups and scenes. A page and a half with room for fiftyâ€"four autographs gives added value to the booklet. All in any way concerned are to be necially complimented on the Christâ€" mas issue of The San Sun. This reâ€" ference may well close with a list o ‘the reporting staff of The San Sun:â€" Kathleen Ariss, Helen Burgess, Beth Casey, Dave Crisetti, Anna B. Smith, Marita Dixon, Eric Gowen, Michael O‘Brien. CHRISTMAS OBSERVANCE AT KIRKLAND LAKE HOME MIXER FROM SUDBURY WAS VYICTIM OF GOLD BRICK G A miner from Sudbury lost $4,000.00 recently in learning how the old "gold brick‘" game works. This miner whose name is given as Peter Michaluk and his age as 46, was in Toronto afler eight years of hard work and saving. He had accumulated absut $7500.00 in a sayâ€" ings bank account, and someone in Toâ€" ronto must have found out that fact, which was enough for that someone in Tscronto. This someone §O) acquaintâ€" ed with the Sudbury man and eventuâ€" ally tempted him into partnership for the purchase and sate of gold. Just how Michaluk persuaded himself that the scheme was hones‘ is not apparent. Anyway that nart of the matter is imâ€" material. In any event the old dodge was usedâ€"a trick so old that it is surâ€" prising that anyone should be deceived by it. Indeed, the trick has been used as often and exposed as often in the newspapers as the old "Spanish Prisonâ€" er‘" game, but a new crop seems ito be born every minute or two, or every three minutes at the least. In any event the story goes the line of other similar sales. Michaluk was to ! put up $4,000.00 against a similar |amount by his partner and then the two of them would make money hand lover fist. As it happened only one of them made any money, and tha‘ one was not Michaluk. After the latter had returned to Sudbury and had a | cheque for $4,000 00 duly marked by the | bank, Michaluk and his Toronto friend another friend in Toronto for f ‘he real business of the incident. Michaluk put up his $4.000.00 cash and the confidence man put up a marked |cheque for a similar amount. Then Michaluk was given a lump of "gold" we‘ghing about 30 pounds and supposed to be for over $10,000.00. Michaluk and his partner left in a taxiâ€"cab, but were | stopped on the jJourney by two "delecâ€" .| tives" who searched the car and found | the "gold." Michaluk in his fear of ‘larrest denied ownership of the gold ‘! brick, but the partner very generously admitted ¢o being the guilty owner of | the dllegal gold. He was apparently ~| arrested by the two "detectives" while ‘| Michaluk was allowed to go. The Sudâ€" 3} bury man added a somewhat new twist | id a group photo of the MHC and ‘o an old confidence game story by lat~ er going to the police to try and bail out his partner. The police replied that they had not arrested anybody on any charge of illegally having gold. Furâ€" ther, they proved {o Michaluk that he was simply one more victim of an old trick. He agreed then to assist in conâ€" victing the men respons‘ble for the deâ€" ception and fraud. This is, of course, in case these men can be found. Up to date there is not even a clue as to whom they may be. Warrants are out for these goidâ€"brick artists, but the preblem is to find them. So far they have not been found or traced. COLLECTION DEPARTMENT Specializing in Colection of Book Accounts Private Debts Rents, Etc. Mortgages 7 Reed Block â€" Phone 640 BENEVOLENT ASSOCIATION W. D. WATT, Chief J. PURDIE, Secretary Sons of Scotland Moderate Rates and Prompt Settlements For Information Call at Timmins Camp Insurance Claims 52â€"12