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Thin and White- “Couldn’t Do Work Mrs. Smart’s Faith in Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills (tonic) Was What Saved Her. The iron and other elements in Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills increase the amount of haemoglobin or oxygen-carrying agent in the blood-enabling the blood to carry more oxygen to the tissues. The increased oxygen re-vitalizes your body just as a draft of air kindles a fire. bored what my mother used to give me. and I sent my husband out for a box of Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills. He laughed at me, but he would not laugh now! . . . I kept right on with Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills, and now I work hard and feel as young as I did 20 years ago.” \Thc old standby, Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills is in every drugstore, ready to help you. 50 cents a package. 136 Feels Young As 20 What keeps her so fresh?â€" WRIGLEY'S. She knows that if you keep your mouth fresh, you feel fresh. The pure, cool flavor of WRIGLEY’S Chewing Gum refreshes the mouth as nothing else can. BOLLINGER STORES, LTD Tlmmlns, Ontario Years Ago. Minor ailments of the feet . . . Sdontificafly dosignodtoprmnt and oonoct Bot-ailments, those boautifully Sm shoot have all the 3mm”: and grace 0‘ the mod oxponsivo ‘ootwcar. We swank. a W 5t ‘01 any hot plmwmcom‘ode hondwonopaic Emi‘yoo deadwodbhnm. The Ideal shoe: Io: mu: and thou whom tokontlodr Imam. itfi’acheerysmilc I lK I E S7 DLL't SHOES “I became thin and white,” writes Mrs. Jessie Smart, New- market, Ontario, “and could not do my work. “Then I remem- her used to give me. and out for a box of Pills. He laughed at INEXPENSIVE SATISFYING so lost his job on such-and-such-a- newspaper. Out of mistaken kindness or for reasons of diplomacy and busi- ness, Editor and Publisher does not give the names of the blundering newspa- pers. but all the items are authentic newspaper blunders. No one made up any of these deliberately. That is. more than might be said about some of the alleged schoolboy “howlers.” Dif- ferent articles becoming mixed, letters being omitted or misplaced lines omit- ted or in the wrong place, and the plain pesky typographical error are some of the reasons for the blunders quoted. They make good reading for news- papermen who will thus be inspired to more carefulness. As for the general public they should enjoy the majority of them as “things that would better be left unsaid.” The following are some of the newspaper blunders quoted:â€" Publisher gives a column of blunders made by newspapers. the humour being all unconscious and unintended. In- deed, the errors instead of provoking a laugh would in nearly every case rouse bizt'er anger and anxiety. Some of the blunders might be headed why sog-and- “Mrs. Thurston Gaylord and daugh- ters are planning to tour the Black Hills. Yellowstone Park and other places of interest. They are taking a tent and cooking utensils and will vamp by the side of the road." said the better." A sportsmanlike variant from the publishing ‘of the blunders by the youngsters is a compilation by Editor and Publisher. of New York, a trade journal for newspapermen. Editor and - “This is the first picture taken show- ing Europe's other famous Queen Marie with the infant Prince Andria, her third sin." “It is proposed to use this donation to purchase new wenches for our parks as the present old ones are in a very delapilated state." “Among the first to enter was Mrs. Clara Adams of Erie, Pa., lone woman passenger. Slowly her nose was turned around to face in a southwesterly direc- tion, and away from the hangar doors. Then. like some strange beast, she crawled along the grass." “By an unfortunate typographical er- ror we were made to say on Tuesday that the departing Mr. was a. member of the defective branch of the police force. Of course this should have read ‘the detective branch of the police farce.’ " “.Mr and Mrs. J. A. Smith are the parents of a nine-pound boy, who arriv- ed at the house last night. Plain Deal- er Want Ads Bring Results." “Mrs. Annie Besant, eighty-year-old theosophist leader, was confined to bed today at the home of friends at Wim- bledon. A severe child forced her to carfbel all lecture engagements." “Germans are so small that there may be as many as one billion. seven hundred million of them in a drop of water." ”Here are some statements made by children in their written school exa- minations. They were collected by The London Times: “There happened someâ€" thing for for which James II could not be held responsible. His wife bore hint a son"; “Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines"; “A momentum is what you give a person when they are leav- ing"; “A monologue is a conversatio; betwen two people, such as husband and wife.“ “What part did the US. navy play in the war?" “It played." answered an ingenuous child, happily an American. “the Star Spangled Ban- nm‘.” Of the story of King Alfred. “Many Broadway celebrities were present and the literti glimpsed in the throng included Fannie Hnrst, with her marmosec. Carl Van Vechten." “New York March 4,â€"Helen Hayes. whose work on the stage was interrupt- ed by maternity. is to return in a man- less play." “The Bishop will then go to New York for a weep." “Calvin P. Fbulke, of Whizemarsh. won two distinctions at the annual class elections of the seniors of Prince- ton. He was voted the ‘most likely blachelor' and the ‘greatesc woman heater." “For the less formal interior. straight- hangmg; unlined draw curtains are helpful in creating an atmosphere of hostility." Mistakes Happen in the Best Families ir Some Newspaper Errors as a Change from the Humoriwms Credited to Youngsters Writing on Exams. oer." Of the story of King Alfred. when the pupils were forbidden to men- ;ion anything so hackneyed as the :akes, 'zhere emerged the following: ‘King Alfred walked on until he came :0 a cottage and, going in. he found a‘ 011er woman. but of the rest the less JmC morisms supposed to be seriously rpetrated by pupils wri;ing on their 10:21 examinations. Last week. for stance an editorial note in The T0- nto Mail and Empire says:â€" 31' a time of ye .nclined to p 1' when new 11: columns Of “One of the most pleasant occasions of the season was the coming party of Miss Dorothea Wemm of Third Ave. South. The beautiful deb was a;tired in an imported creation of jade green crepe trimmed with ecrue lace around the punch bowl." “The millinery department will be on the second floor and the proprietor states that their aim will be to always have the latest and last word in wo- men's hats at appaling prices.” “Jenkins, it is claimed, was driving at a high rate of speed and swerving from side to side. As he approached the crossing he starced directly towards it and crashed into Miss Miller‘s rear end which was sticking out into the road about a foot. Luckily she escaped in- jury. and the damage can be easily remedied with a new coat of paint." “Among the first passengers were Mrs. Mabel Willebrandt, who is now associated with an aviation corporation as Washington counsel. Mrs. Wille- brandt carried a quart bottle of water taken from 'the Atlantic ocean, which she poured into the Pacific upon ar- rival in Kansas City.” “Richard Henry Howell was sentenc- ed to two years in the McNeil Island federal penitentiary by Judge McNary yesterday on a plea of guilty to acharge of violating the Mann act by transport- ing Betty Moore from Sacramento, Cal.. to Portland. Gordon Onstad and A1- bert Gillette, vocalists, and Abe Ber- cowitz, violinist, of the Oregonian‘s radio service, KGW, contributed the musical part of the programme.” The tenth annual report of the Fed- eral Department of Labour on Organ- ization in Industry, Commerce and the Professions, being for the year 1931, has just been distributed. The volume, in addition to conveying some idea of the development of organization among those connected with the industrial and commercial life of the Dominion, contains much information in regard to societies whose members are engaged in professional, technical and scientific pursuits. The organizations are divid- ed into eighteen groups. REPORT ON ORGANIZATION IN INDUSTRY AND COLIMERCE The report points out that the first seven divisions contain the names of 355 main and branch associations, with a combined membership of 48.549, com- posed oi persons or Ms who are identified with industries in which many wage-earners are employed. Some of the employers included in these groups have working agreements with 'the corresponding organizations of workers covering the conditions of employment in their respective estab- lishments. In the remaining ten groups the employment of labour is in some cases only incidental, and with the exception of the retail merchants‘ section there is no corresponding body of organized workers. While in the main the associations whose names ap- pear in the report are purely Canadian, a number are connected with organiza- tions whose headquarters are in the United States. The report gives the objects of the various associations. some of which, among other things, aim to secure freedom from unjust or unlaw- ful exactions and to procure uniformi- ty in the customs and usages of their respective trades. The names of all classes of associations published in the volume number 837 main bodies and 477 branches. making a total of 1,314 asso- ciations, with a combined membership of 967 .865. An editorial note in The Ottawa Journal says:â€"“Disarmament confer- ences remind us of the company direc- tor in a recent stage skit who remarked: "Boys, this has been a dandy confer- enceâ€"let's have another." AND THEN ‘VIIAT ABOUT THE CONFERENCES ON HIGHWAYS? "With an eflor; Janet. pulled herself together. She stopped crying and dried her ears." to enter the Lion‘s Den. Special Arter- noon Feeding at 3 o‘clock, Monday and Wednesdayâ€"Adm. “The plumbers have finished their part of the contract at the new garage and there now remains only the plumb- ing to be done.” “Miss Hazel Gregg's gladlola garden has been attracting considerable at- tention of late. She spends man,» hours each day in the garden and her large collection of panzs." "Father of 6 Children Places Blame on Wlfe."â€"I-Ieadllne. “The skipper spat disconsolately down the engine-room ventlla.or and stopped the engines."â€"â€"Story. “There were two sharp reports, and Radley lunched and staggered."â€"Story. “Mother Of Two Gives Mate Some Credit.“â€"H-eadline. “Apartments to share. W. 86th street. Lady, pleasant, sunny (3 ex- p-ssures) ."â€"Advt. “Mrs. - painted to a door and J y. replied in one syllable, ‘Ba:hroom.' â€" “Why rend your garments elsewhere when our upâ€"to-date Laundry can do .he work more effectively."â€"â€"Advt. “Amateur Lion Taming Daily, after- noon and evening. A lady or gentle- man will be selected from the audience to enter the Lion’s Den. Special After- noon Feeding at 3 o‘clock, Monday and re; Sudbury Starzâ€"The norzhern parts of the North may be exhibiting initial signs of approaching autumn. but even when tall comes there will still remain the memories of one of the most enjoy- able summers the North has experi- enced in many years. "2 Convicts Evade Noose; Jury Hung.,"â€"Headline. “Woman Kicked by Her Husband Said to Be Greatly Improved."â€"Head- line. “5th. 330 Eâ€"Z clean, pleasant rooms. running water, 34-35. Love.â€"Classifled ade me. Evade Noose Jur “A quantity of the “loot,” sent to the government laboratory at Cobalt by the authorities, revealed that the stuff was of no commercial value, and Tony Matychuk is again a free man. Sud- bury jewellers had previously informed the crown that the contents of Tony’s grip were .valua'ble. “The $5,000 worth of “gold dust" con- veyed in a satchel, which Tony Maty- chuk had in his hand when taken into custody by the provincial police a: the CPR. station on his arrival from Sault Ste. Marie, August 13, has proved to be only drossâ€"valueless copper and ‘zinc. a. more precious metal. The story of the police cour; case at Sudbury last week is told by the following in The Sudbury Star last week:â€" “Matychuk appeared in police court lass Monday morning, when the con- Alleged High-Grade Proves to be Copper Formcr Raldent of Tlmmlns Acqnltted on Charge of Illegally Having Gold. Material Proves to be Only Copper and Zinc. A couple of weeks ago The Advance carried a despatch from Sudbury re- lative to the arrest of Tony Matychuk on a charge of vagrancy which was ex- YOU'lL ENJOY SHOPPING A! SIMPSONS REMARKAILE FF ERHNGS Grensboro (Georgia) Herald-Journal â€"Rockefeller puts dimes in circulation and Woolworth takes them out. The New Liskeard Speaker last week sayezâ€"“Like the tomato crop, we found the Indian corn crop was quite an un- certain cr0p in Temiskaming although every year some of our farmers and gardeners have good crops in each kind. This year local grown corn, not only the squaw or Manitoba kind. but the best varieties of table corn have been sold in New Liskeard during the past ten days. Mr. A. Aiken of Thorn- loe says he had successfully grown corn on his farm during the past 22 years. He had a quantity of the best kind for sale here on Saturday. Local gardeners have had ripe tomatoes dur- ing the past ten days. Since gardening was done in the spring up to the pres- ent it does not appear that there has been any frost in New Liskeard serious enough to injure even beans. How- ever, the time is fast approaching when we should be on the look out for a fro-st which will injure tender garden crops, and it is best to have covering ready for your melons, citrons, cucum- bers, squash and tomatoes. We re- member when during the last week in August frosts killed vines all the way between Fort William and Toronto. So do not take chances. After the first few frosts we generally get a spell of very fine warm weather. Do not 1e; your tender crops be destroyed by an early frost if with a little effort they may be spared to ripen perfectly. A thin covering if it be but factory cot- ton, coarse bagging, or even paper will save your tomatoes, etc. Better be sure than sorry." "Don‘t palm it off on the Sudbury jewellers.” said Magistrate McKessock in discharging Tony and advising him he could keep his “gold." “J. J. O'Connor. counsel for the de- fence remarked that he would like to have the cus ody of the “dust’ to sell to‘he local jewellers. But Tony took his grip and its contents, no doubt ap- preciating that all is not gold that glitters.“ halt. assay once was the» rock upon vlnclng evldence supplled by the Co- which the charge against Tony broke down. The laboratory advised that the “gold dust" was. in reality, copper and zinc, and had no value. “When the accused appeared in court Monday morning, he appeared pretty worried, but the proceedings only lasted a few minutes. and in view of the re- port of the assay, Matychuk was quick- ly set free. CONCERNING THE CROPS IN TEMISKAMING DISTRICT THE ROBERT ERE they are! The goods you need right now! In your present copy of "Simpson's CANADA WIDE '. You have only until the end of September. Take advantage of this seasonable merchandise at the lowest prices. USE YOUR COPY TODAY TORONYO REGINA l A tabulation made of the first 527 aliens to register. according to the same authority. showed that 47 of them were married with families in Ontario. '27! had wives in the old countries. and the other 209 were single men. They had been unemployed for terms ranging from three years to a few weeks. On- tario was given as the home province for the past year. though there are o;her addresses recorded, from Nova Scotia to British Columbia. The Nor- thern News concludes by saying that the registration last week tallies large- ly with tha; made by the township of Teck council during the present sum- mer in connection with the relief work carried-on. “Until Tuesday," says The Northern News, “Chief Shane had giv- Nearly a thousand unemployed re- gisiered at Kirkland Lake last week. Of this number it has been estimated that there are 200 British subjects on the list. There are about 400 Jugoâ€" Slavs on the 115:. with a few each of Russians. Scandinavians. Germans. Austrians and others. In a comment on the registration. The Northern News ‘ says:â€"“Con5picious by their absence is the great number of Finnish names lnot on the records. Up to Wednesday Try The Advance Want Advertisements en out eight hundred and one work tickets, single men geLting two days’ work, married men four days and rate- payers three days a week. This relief scheme cost the municipality over the sum of $6000 up to August 11th and in return the men worked a; clearing brush. widening streets, ditching, re- tread pavements, and in connection with the cemetery and Culver Park. Nearly a Thousand are Unemployed at Kirkland only about fifty had filled in their cards. though J. Laboda, chairman of the local unemployed association. is the authority for saying there are over two hundred Finns without work in Kirk- land Lake." _. 0V II. “Beef Goodness” Ali-«run II I HUGE MAY save you weeks of weakness COMPANY LIMITED AFTER ILLNESS HALIFAX Thousands of Mothers are grateful to EAGLE BRAND! Thursday, Sept~ 3rd, 1931 YOU cannot mention Eagle Brand in any group of women, but someone has a story to tell. \Vhy? 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