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Lo 5 P i$P‘ P A aA @4 3 t DA TWB ki k tb k tb ib 5 ib 5 15 45 ib i5 15.b 155 ib ib 5 5 5 i5 5 15 5 5 o 5 éfgfzfi/’////f///f.?fgfifgiéfffifggffllllffiffz’ffilg * *%%%* * *4 4 4 5 5 i4 ggfggo///////(Ifo?’”W%?f’#f?filffifif/?f?/’f?flfi%fllfilfififl/ffi/ffl”f: suresreq 5 olsn snn ons on come un wonk meunts Ts Wasrurm im smm tm HHRBRKW Th s HHRKH U h m â€" smm ues en en l n n n 2 h Cornish Social Club Concert on December 23 The Cornish Social Club are preâ€" paring a highâ€"class concert to be givâ€" en in the Goldfields theatre on Sunday evening, Dec. 23rd, after the church services. At this concert a special feaâ€" ture will be the choir of thirty mixed voices, who will present the wellâ€"known Christmas carols so popular in the Old Thursday, Nov. 22nd, 1928 Country and achieving equal popularâ€" ity here. The Cornish people are notâ€" ed for the way in which they present the Christmas carols. Each year the carol singing of the Cornish people has delighted all here and they never fail to draw a large crowd. The mixâ€" ed choir of thirty voices is now trainâ€" ing for the event so something specialâ€" ly good may be expected for the Dec. 23r4 event. Melvilleâ€"Because all the others go by it. HMHankâ€"What kind of a car does 2d B. have? Hankâ€"What do you mean a "reguâ€" lator." Melville K.â€"I think it is a regulaâ€" tor. A NEW KIND OF CAR THE PORCUPINE ADVANCE â€"Exchange There is no truer test of a man‘s qualities for permanent success than the way he takes critisicm. The littleâ€" minded man can‘t stand it. It pricks his egoism. He "crawâ€"fishes." He makes excuses. Then, when he findés that excuses won‘t take the place of results, he sulks and pouts It never occurs to him that he might profit from the experience.â€"Thomas A. Ediâ€" "Why look at Waat girl, she hardly has anything on!" *# "Well, it says on the invitations, dress is optional." Kind Old Gentleman: "Did ‘ums break ‘um little dolly? Sweet Child: "Yes; why the hell do they make the damn things so fragile, anyway?" â€"â€"Record. ACCORDING TO HOYLE Young Husbandâ€""I can‘t stand this suspense any longer. It will kill me." Doctorâ€""Calm yourself, my dear sir. I‘ve brought thousands of babies into the world and never lost father yet." Sub. team:â€"R. Rinn 99, N. Goselen 93, M. Dodge 92, I. Roberts 91, E. Cordick 78, K. Monck 68, M. Fortune 65, A. Grant 63. Winners for first periodâ€""A" team. Averages for first period:â€"M. Smith 179, F. McDonald 161, C. Connel 147, O. Ramsay 141, M. McDonald 140, C. McDonald 134, M. LeBarge 134, G. Everett 130, M. Morrison 127, J. Acheâ€" son 126, W. James 125, N. McLeod 125, M. Tackaberry 125, H. White 122, B. Gowan 121, K. Sims 119, I. Carruthers 118, H. Sprague 109, G. Robinson 108, V. Jackson 105. c dl./.... M DOdge® 99....... .158 M.:; FoOrtUune: : . B 1R _ da . ~30 118 N.+ Gosclien: . .:...!....:. 83 133 216 T.: Monckâ€" 76 . 00 126 . Rinn ... uiss d 1280 204 T. /i04¢...2.. ~DU.â€"...... 144 Standing of teams â€"A 10 ;°B.; 8; â€"C: M. Morrison Sims .::;::.,. M. Tackaberry H. White F. MacDonald N. Goselen H. Sprague M. McDonald I. Carruthers 3. Gowan â€" ...:. C. McDonald 73. James.. ... M. LeBarge N. McLeod ... C. ; ..; LADIES‘ BOWLING SGORES WEEK OF NOVEMBER 15 @ 0 = Smith Acheson Everett Ramsay Robinson V. Jackson The following are the scores for the Ladies Bowling for week of November D. B. Curtis, Wildcats J. Cohen, Foxes 3 R. Portelance, Wlldcats "A" Team Winners of First Pericd Standing of the Several Teams, With Averages, for First Half JL. 3 > 0 q 3 9 8 it 9 > O 0 O 5 p i S < 2 9 O KW ofi C h o H t [R 5d i Cubds ......... . Stewart, FPoxes Deardon, Hounds . Reid, Lions . Angelo, Wildeats ... Studor, Wolves G. Dickson, Lions Tomkinson, Wolves ._ Kelly, Buffaloes Daher, Buffaloes ... Walker,; :Tigers ... HI.â€"Ball ‘Tigers :.s..... Webb, Hounds ... Garner, Cubs ... Brownscombe, Tigers . «KRoberts, Hounds ... ~BOOth,. Wolves ....... Torchia, Wolves Grant, Hounds, Eyre, Foxes . Shinehoft, Foxes y Haspect, Wildcats ... Hackett, Wolves ... Fuke, Lions . Hipkiss; Cubs ....... Dehaitre, Buffaloes Aspin, Hounds . O. Gallagher, Foxes .. . Fitzpatrick, Buffaloes ....,., mt â€"HMill; Tigers Bhaw, Buffaloes ....... . Mitchell, Buffaloes Stokes, Buffaloes ... Martin,; Hounds..;;;;.. . :D 1Y. AVERAGE OF PLAVERS N OSTROSSER LEAGUE The players of the Ostrosser League using all eight alleys this year, and not bowling on any one twice in sucâ€" cession are finding it very hard to put up good average, as there are only two players over 200. It is to be hopâ€" ed they can keep up the fast pace they are setting themselves and the rest of the players. There are, in fact, only four bowlers over 190, but as there have been just five league matches played and there are over twenty more to come, most of them contend that in spite of the handicap they have placed themselves under they will have no trouble bettering these averâ€" ages. Below are the averages of those who bowled in six or more league games:â€" Plaver Team Games Averacrae Playing on Eight Different Allcys the Bowlers Find It Hard to Run Up ‘Total Total Total Total Reid, T Ravelle Cohen, ATTA BOY, VDOC Team _ Tigers _ Lions Cubs . o D. Team Big Scores. B. Team *‘ 110 ............. 134 .............. 122 C Team 142 126 130 117. 90 676 Games Averages 15... 12.::;; .. al8 ... 206 1989 196 196 _ 189 186 186 .. 189 ... 184 es 109 ts1 118 i7 j / ~MIG 176 â€"â€"Exchange 172 133 181 101 154 423 741 142........373 127...::... 208 139....... 2837 89.:......LYi0 163.:.;:,; 2718 131 131 146 170 650 314 133 307 281 271 188 197 164 216 131 219 256 173 173 172 1‘ll