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In the Flag competition (where 56 strokes were allowed) last Friday, Mrs. Morrisette and Mrs. Magurn were the winners, although in the first flight Mrs. Morrisette and *Miss Adams were tied to the 9th hole and in driving off the first tee in the se- cond round, Miss Adams sliced the ball over the fence. In the second flight, Mrs. Soderston was a close second, coming up to the 8th tee with Mrs. Magurn, where the latter won out by having one more stroke, there- by getting a drive OE the 8th. A hostess, who lacked tact, at 8 din- ner placed a learned and somewhat deaf college professor beside a debu- tante. The girl found the professor very unresponsive, but finally she no- ticed a dish of fruit, and in despera- tion asked 'if he liked bananas. After being a.“‘°d several times to repeat the que: .on, her voice being raised each time, attracting the at- tention of the whole table, she was horrified when the learned man riv- eted her with a disapproving look. and remarked very distinctly: -. Q ‘ “My dear young woman, I had hoped that I had misunderstood your question; but, since you persist, I must say_that I pgefer the old-fash- Sunday School Teacherâ€"Ans! why did Nod: take two of each had of animal' into the ark?” . Bright Childâ€"“Because he didn’t A-. _ -L-..‘ 5].. -0.-.-Ir 33 ionod night-shirt ! belâ€"iéaâ€" digâ€"sh“) 3‘ about the stark. A personal invitation was extended to those present at Mrs. Patterson’s tea, by Mrs. Darling, to visit her at Timmins on Tuesday of this weekâ€"â€" this was not a club event, although a friendly game was to follow luncheon at Mrs. Darling’s home. The visit was later cancelled, owing to the sud- den death of Mr. Robbins, of Tim- mins. Mrs. Keddieâ€"Mrs. Cockburn. Mrs. Newtonâ€"Mrs. Morns. Mrs. Stevensonâ€"Mrs. Brydge Mrs. Darlingâ€"Mrs. Mansell Mrs. Robbinsâ€"Mrs. Patterson. Tea was served at the home of Mrs. Patterson following the game. Last Thursday afternoon, the Ladies’ Club had as guests five of the Timmins ladies. Mrs. Anson enter- trained at luncheon and the matches in the afternoon were all won by local members. The players were as fol- lows: Mrs. Keddieâ€"Mrs. Coekburn. Mrs. Newtonâ€"Mrs. Morns. TIMMINS LADY GOLI‘ERS VISIT IROQUOIS FALLS (From The Broke Hustler) In the Approaching and Putting rompetition held on Monday after- noon, July 16th, Mrs. F. C. Grasley and Mrs. C. L. Pollock were tied for first place. “The golden horizon of prosperity has been glittering before the eyes of our young men for some years down in the South,” he says. “Now the lure is in the North. Many of the keenest and most ambitious young Lanadians are noticing the change. The North will grow, in the next 25 \ears,1 into a district of enormous pos- sibilities. It will yield space and op- portunities for the best type of ( anadian and yield profit 1n money as well as in happiness and health. I would like to see some sort of cam- paign undertaken down here to tell the facts of the North Country to our people, and I believe 1% would prove 3 worth while service to everyonel concerned.” l “BANANAS" on “PAJAMAS” “Though the sections I was able to see were limited, I was tremendously impressed with the general atmos- phere of alertness and progressive- ness,” he said. “It was like a trip into a completely new country. Not only does the country appeal, as a country with big crops, busy farmers and a contented population, but the prospects of developments are obvious on every hand. The men I met up there had a new outlook, something like the feeling one used to find in the old Canadian ‘Wesu years ago. It is a young man’s country, and I fail to see why any young Londoner should go over to the United States, or, for that matter, into the “Test“ until he has seen and investigated for? himself opportunities in Northern On-l tario. It seems to me. that the best! slogan this province could use, not only for its. own sake, but for the young men down here in the south- ern portions, would be, “See the North First,” One has no concep-, tion of that country until he sees for' himself, and everyone who can get up there should do so,’in my opinion.” (From The Broke Husteler) Go north, young man, go north, is the advice otfered to young men in Southern Ontario, by Edwin Smith, grand first principal of the Grand Lodge of Canada, after returning from a trip through parts of Northern Ontario. Mr. Smith was in North Bay, Haileybury, Porquis Junction, Iroquois Falls, Cobalt, Cochrane and other smaller Northern Ontario cen- tres. He is so enthusiastic over the prospects of the big North that he regards it his duty to tell young men, in his own city what opportunity a waits them there and what possibili-é ties are destined to develop in the northern sections of their own home province. Slogan Suggested by Edwin Smith, Grand First Principal of the Grand Chapter of Ontario, BEBE!” Vlfilfllfl AIWISES All. Ill SEE THE Hflflfll â€"Exchange. THE PORCUPINE ADVANCE, TIMMINS, ONTARIO Thursday, July 26th.};92}