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AKD INSIDE LEFTS TFAM Sketches of a Coupic More of the Players on the Touring Team to be Here on July 7th. Interest is increasing in the hbig football matchâ€"‘‘the biggest sportâ€" ing event ever held in the North Land‘‘â€"the match between the tourâ€" ing English Football Team and the Timmins Football Team at Timmins on Wednesday afternoon, July 7th. In past issues The Advance has pubâ€" lished sketches of the various players on the English team, with the view of giving readers an idea of the type of football players on the touring team. Herewith are sketches of a couple more of the English F. A. team members :â€" a season in Barnsley, when he was under the consideration of the selecâ€" tors for a ‘‘Cap."‘ Born at Maltby in the South Yorkshire coalfield he was assisting the Dinnington Colliery team in the South Yorkshire League when Barnsley, most astute in prosâ€" pecting, secured him. For several seasons he played so well with Barnsâ€" ley that eventually Middleborough obâ€" tained his transfer during December JOHN L. HUNT, WILLIAM RUSSELL WAINSâ€" COAT (inside left) â€"This is his usual position but he has been known to act as centre forwardâ€"especially during 10923 for a fee of £4,800. He never settled down on the banks of the Tees and was engaged by Leeds Uniâ€" ted in the middle ot last March but in October of this season he fractured an arm when playing in good form. Leeds thought so much of him that they made him the captain. ~There is no doubt that he is a beautiful forâ€" ward. He is a wizard with the ball but being somewhat unorthordox he is apt to mystify his own colleagues, He has had the honour of playing in the old and historic fixture between Sheflield and Glasgow. He can fill any inside position with distinetion. G ft, 10 ins. 175 lbs. WALLACE NORMAN HARRIS (outside right)â€"This young man has won this position in the Birmingham teamâ€"a point that needs emphasising because he had several rivals. Born within 300 yards of the Birmingham club‘s ground he played for a Sunday School teamâ€"known as the Ada Road School. Registered as an amateur by Birmingham in November 1922, he deâ€" cided to become a professional player in the following January. Originally obtained as a centre forward, it was deemed wiser to place him on the wingâ€"especially as Harry Hampton, the old Aston Villa centre threw in his lot with the St. Andrew boys hopâ€" ing that he would be able to regain his electrical thrustfulness. _ But youth comes only once. No doubt the club saw that Harris was too frail to become a successful centre as he is now: when 22 years of age, only 5 ft. 74 ins. and 147 lbs. on the weighing machine. He does not suffer from any physical handicap on the wing being a wholeâ€"hearted 90 minutes footâ€" ballerâ€"full of dash and having plenty of speed. He does not always finish his work quite as well as might be expected but he is a good wing raider, and above the average in merit. It is now getting so meeting of the council meeting, according to man. Our Collection Service ITH branches and correspondents throughout Canada and strong finanâ€" cial affiliations abroad, we are in a position to make prompt collections in all parts of the world. Acceptances are quickly obtained, payments promptly transmittedâ€"details are carefully and accurately handled. TIMMINS BRANCH, that a special is the regular a local Irishâ€" SAID TO BE LARGEST WOLF EVER SHOT ON CONTINENT (icorge Kemp, who spent the winter at Norway House, brought to Winâ€" nipeg last week the skin of what is believed to have been the largest grey wolf ever shot on the American Conâ€" tinent. The wolf, which was shot by THIS WILL PROVE A GOOD TEST FOR DRUNKENNESS. C. Herman, a trapper, measured seven feét six inches from tip to tail. The wolf was shot 200 miles northeast of Norway House. On several recent occasions there has been argument in police court as to when a man is really drunk. Someâ€" times the police think a man is drunk when he is sure himself that he is as ‘‘sthober es a judge! hic!‘‘ Someâ€" times a doctor thinks the man is sober, when the man himself is so drunk that he knows he‘s intoxiâ€" cated. Sometimes ‘a magistrate will find a man guilty of being drunk, and a judge will find him sober. There does not seem to be any really infalliâ€" ble method of testing for drunkenness, At least there wasn‘t up to the writâ€" ing of this article. But, being sober enough to know what year this is, and after making some enquiries on February 30th, 3lst and 32nd (use any year that will suit your purposes)» The Advance begs to report as folâ€" lows :â€" In view of the fact that it is deâ€" sirable for the proper glory of the 0. T. A. that every drunken man be arrested and locked up, without the poor fellow losing his liberty, some completely audited test for sobriety should be established. Accordingly, The Advance would recommend that every man taken in charge on a susâ€" picion of intoxication be given the folâ€" lowing verse from The Northern Fur Trader, Vol. 1, No. 6, with instrueâ€" tions to read it aloud very rapidly :â€" He killed the noble Mudjokivis. Of the skin he made him mittens, Made them with the fur side inside, Made them with the skin sideé outâ€" If the man turns inside outside durâ€" ing@ the recitation, he‘s a sitck woman. If he absolutely refuses to try the test, he‘s a sober man. _ In which case it might be as well to lock up the policeman, for invariably where this test‘ is used somebody does not like the Honourable Mr. Raney. You can‘t keep a good man down, but you can certainly kick the stuffing out of him before he can get up aâ€" gain.â€"Annapolis Log. side, Why he put the skin side outside, W hv he turned them inside outside. The more rapidly the verse is read, the better the test. w side. He, to get the warm side inside, Put the inside skin side Olltblde, He to get the cold side outside, Put the warm side fur side inside. That‘s why he put the fur side inâ€" it reaches your table deliciously fresh SEALED TWICE Acting Manager. THE PORCUPINE ADVANCE, TIMMINS, ONTARIO BOSTON DAILY DOMNG NOTEWORTHY SERVIGE Some weeks ago The Advance made complimentary reference to the exâ€" cellent special edition issued by The‘ Christian Science Monitor, of Boston,l Mass.. and devoted to an exposition of the resources and possflnlmeb of Canâ€" ada. Again, The Advance is tempted to particular comment on another special number issued by The Monitor, This latter edition is The British Inâ€" dustrial Number, the issue dealing in very comprehensive fashion with the progress of the British Empire of Nations. There are 52 pages in the issue, and not a page without someâ€" thing of special interest and informaâ€" tion. It may not be out of place to mention that the advertising pages are as interesting as the text. Many worldâ€"known British firms have taken space in the issue, and all the publicâ€" ity messages have particular interest. The London Observer, in a full-pagel advertisement, points out in dignified way that it Has a receord of over one hundred and,‘ thirtyâ€"five years of publication. ‘‘The Observer is more than a periodical; it is a British Institution.‘‘ _ Crosse Blackwell ‘‘the name that is known to the ends of the earth"‘ also have a full page advertisement relative to their goods and service ‘‘Crosse Blackwell once owned gardens is what is now the heart of Londom to grow fruits for their famous jams,‘‘ is one of the interesting statements in the advertisement. The London Chamber of Commerce also has a fullâ€"page anâ€" nouncement, with attractive illustraâ€" tions and illuminating text, to extol the virtue of the city that is the Heart of the Empire. else in the world will be found, as in London, the comforts and refinements of modern civilization, side by side with cusâ€" toms and ceremonies which have heen jealously guarded since the Middle Ages,"‘ is one of the interesting reâ€" ferences in this advertisement. Christian â€" Science Monitor Issues British Industrial Number of Unusual Value. Britain, Its Industries and Outlook‘‘ is the title given to the supplement. On the opening page a message from Premier Baldwinâ€" to America is featured, together with pictures of the King and Queen, the Fresh and crisp from the toasters, Quaker Corn Flakes is sealed immediately in the carton. To absolutely protect the corn flakes from moisturé and foreign taint, the carton is covered with a waxâ€"wrapper, which is also sealed. _That is why Quaker Corn Flakes has all its original goodness.and flavour whenit reaches your table. And that is why we are able to give our moneyâ€" back guaranteeâ€"printed in red on each waxâ€" wrapper. Look for it. uaker Corn Flakes (Way â€"wrapped) Prime Minister Buckingham Palace and the Houses of Parliament.. The edition, by the way, is particularly well illustrated showing *‘‘charming glimpses of British scenery that atâ€" tract visitors by their quaintness,"‘ (as one page heading says) as well as the stately mansions and imposing inâ€" dustrial places of Britain. One picâ€" turesque scene of a rural road in Perthshire shows how sheep may efâ€" fectively block all traftice for a time, and calls to mind the condition of the Mattagami river on occeasion, where logs are the sheep that block the road. A particularly interesting and inforâ€" mative page of pictures suggests the worldâ€"wide extent of the British Emâ€" pire. This page depicts wool sorting in Australia, apple harvesting in Surâ€" rey, threshing wheat in (anada. moâ€" toring in Tanganyika, making cloth in Uganda, pas%enver service in Simlaâ€" Indla and pictures of Jamaica, New Zegland, Ceylon, Africa, etc. The articles in the issue are authorâ€" itative and review British industry in very able way. The issue is unâ€" doubtedly of value and will do much to give the reader of The Monitor a clearer and more sympathetic view of the Empire than they might otherâ€" wise hold. By this edition The Moniâ€" tor has again proven its right to the subâ€"heading it carries on its front page beneath its titleâ€"‘*an Internaâ€" tional Daily Newspaper.‘‘ The Monitor is perhaps unique among American daily newspapers in its outlook of life. As a newspaper it is ever dignified, but never dull. Years ago when it contained only twelve pages, it directed readers to page thirteen for all crime news. It avoids sensationalism, seandal, salaâ€" ciousness, slang and silly sentimertalâ€" ity. But it has more than the orâ€" dinary enterprise, all sorts of patrioâ€" tic impluse, and never failing desire to further good citizenship in its own DR. C. SULLIVAN Timmins, Ont. Goldfields Theatre Building Open Evenings Phone 428M The softball league games are played on the ‘‘Cyanide.‘‘ All games start at 6.30 p.m. sharp. ‘The games are stirring much interest. The schedule for the balance of the first half are as follows :â€" June 25â€"Ramblers vs. A.8.D. June 28â€"Juniors vs. Y.P.L. June 30â€"Ramblers vs K. of C. July 3â€"Juniors vs. A.8.D. July 5â€"Ramblers vs. Bankers town its own country» itsâ€"own world. Where one of the *‘*yellow journals"‘ will spend a fortune to secure details of a divoree case or another sceandal in high life, The Monitor will risk an equal amount in another form of enâ€" terprise, such as this British edition, designed to further that greater knowledge that means increased goodâ€" will. It is easy to See which ‘‘enterâ€" prise‘‘ is the more to be desired. And it is interesting and pleasing alike to note that The Monitor is able to make its enterprise profitable, as well as helpful. It proves that this is a pretty good world after all. SsOFTBALL GAMES FOR BALANCE OF FIRST HALE. flies and mosquitoes love campers STANDARD OIL CO. (NEW JERSEY) Distributed in Canada by Fred J. Whitlow Co., Toronto. HY allow these aggravating, filthy pests to Y VÂ¥ ruin your outings? In camp or at home Flit will free you from the nuisance. Flit spray clears your home in a few minutes of diseaseâ€"bearing flies and mosquitoes. It is cléan, safe and easy to use. 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