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“Wm" The Porcupine Advance WWW No one am to he progressive days. An man has kissed Eugene It isn't ”Turk'sh II the Bulgarian are ha their ancient enmie A mod many "Wt-Iconic" van dirty liars. It might hc well to some one beats us to i time to commence 3, shopping. A girl in New York has reached $500 for 3n injury to her patella. A common knee-pan would havcllncn worth only about a hundred. There is always an excuse for failures and if all man got to the top there wouldn't be sufficient loun- dation for them to stand upon. Do You What queer things emlve from brut- es. Men who kick at u soiled towel will fondle and kiss good-bye the dirtiest kinQ uf a $10 bill. Canada. Unltcd SIIMS President 'l‘aft said he \' elethd for obvious rczh‘mh bettim: m-n ofiorcd mM‘ as for various reasons ofi" scgson. and harm. that Sly dog of Satan chuckles softly. when It bears its victim say he is going to“shake it. off." was 1 The 1 down A man arrestml in Vancouver by the name of Scott. Bvown, says he was paid $60 to mmmit big‘amy. The high costs of husbands is coming A woman in (Vllicaqu was struck by lightning while playing the piano. The provocation may have been great. but the method of punish- ment is a little severe. One could not blamv the Turk these days if he should happen to ask his way to the Hague Peace I). l 1‘ .t l ‘1 i Dealers are again going tn raise the price on hams and probably put on an extra wrapping of paper. What a bargain and a lumry that old fashioned soup bone would ..0\\' be fur 10 cents. A love letter has been unearthed which is said tn haw been written five thousand years ago. Change the date and even a judge in a divorce case would not know but what Lt was (mt-Of the awry day, up-ro- date ones Fate is defined as an inevitable destiny or necessity; appointed lot; ill fortune; doom; final issue; W0- men meet their into when they find abusband who will {bot their bills. with or without grumbling. Advertising Rate: Farsi-hot Phone 26. Published every Friday by BEG WE, PROP. It The spirit of Thermopylae is still alive. A Greek whom we know by the name of Peter Anagnas has writ- ten that he Is leaving Saturday to take up arms in defence of his coun- try and bids us farewell. Our reply to Peter is also “Farewell." SUBSCRIPTION RATES: In. - SLW a you .A (late; - 3 00 0 H3” FRIDAY. NOV will soon be We: wonder what used to the railroad track beinre Turflsh Delight well to remark before us to it. that it is name your Christmas rm- handing at he the ”swearing and habit. that sly dour mats An (heron 1f Y. Debs w 0 (1'! d wins! him fl whiCh .md the with W 0 Exx'unt to vote 50 mm “c \....- , lthc “hitc slaw Hallie. swoated labor the children." It has-been l white slave itmllic alune costs the l'nitcd Stat- and Canada over tm‘ee billions year. This esti- land 53V? lest imatcd that the l ‘9,- lof dullars each mute does not include the expense of caring for the sick, the blind. the insane, the paralyticâ€"~11“ well- known results of the spread of this lifeâ€"sapping system, which can only Ifinally spell physical rot and mental decay. Let the women vote if they end 51) men t. aver: figure \V C The apl’t‘a1 e a very few families who than $160 a year for and butter cost the are ar 1 less L and IniH< agrofamily $72") more, and these es are taken from statistics $9.11 h tell you how to live on 50 that 3 traffic. 5 children." Lt the “ est; the that we womanhood. t urea billions This esti- an StOD 't‘ ‘ We can from away Out In run-mu... ..,V.- uncLit mostly cont‘ems only a little child and a cur dog. Five dogs were impounded and the law lad set a day fortlieir killing. But" Chief of Police Shaw came to their rescue, why not aucfl on off instead got kill off, he asks; and before 10 l... m M the dav set he mounts the rescue, WHY 1““ of kill off, he 351 51.111. of the day auction block. A black shepherd sells first call. A Shepherds specialty is driving sheep. A little Spitz brings a fair price. Lapâ€"dogging is a Spitz's specialt'y. and ‘there are some women who prefer lap dogs: to children. Two fox terriers sell like hot cakes. Fox tex‘riers' specialties are rat-catching and giving the neighbors nerVous \ prostration. A little stop an 3' part of it from real lxte u in Portland, 01 THE ems only a little 0g. Five dogs and the law 1' ad real life comes PURCUPINE ADVANCE 111 And now Auctioneer Shaw puts up for bids the last. an ordinary street cur, mongrel through live generations and altogether miscellaneous. What. the chloroforni. hlr. l’ourulkeeper! But a little girl (mules through the crowd. She wants that dog. Why ? The cur has no specialty. Worthless- neSs is “wittcn all «)ver hint. 'Ile is friendless. But he wags his tail. His eyes appeal. The ‘child wants hhn to love lnnL that%; and She jasks them to hold back the chloro- form until she can go home and get her pennies from her little savings bank. Only a cur dog, thought the chef of police. but what a price he broughtâ€"Jame love of a child. You see, the chief had for years been Brim of th W11 21 L just )Il rubbing up against human nature. He had seen it in the slums ' and in the environs of the aristocracy. He had known strong, able workâ€" men to be auctioned Off in the wage-market. folks bidding in price the things ue.f01‘ pl‘ofit's sake. Always seen the poor. the friendless, unspecializcd chloroformed in way or Otherâ€"put out of the way} in behalf of the profitable. Here. was pure love, backed by the pen“ nies of a child's bank. offered just for love's sake, and as the chief put the mongrel pup into the child's; arms, he must have said under his ! breath, “You lucky cut l ’ for the 1 Egmatest of all specialties is the ability to return love for love, at which there are few creatures more accomplished than just a plain s sakt Always he had seen at lowest possible of the highest Val- ch. Always he had st Val- hc had the some Withdrawn from the Courts An important l’atent suit, com- menced by the Canadian General Electric (_,‘urnpany against The Cana- dian Tungsten Lamp Company, has been withdrawn frqm the Courts, The Canadian Tungsten Lamp Com- pany having arriVed at a settlement with The Canadian General Electric Company, and secured from that Company a license to manufacture 'and sell drawn wire Tungsten lamps. Fatherâ€"“Ethel, did I not see that young man put his arm around you as he said goodâ€"bye last evening?" Ethelâ€"“Yes, father ; but. you don't believe in absolutely universal dis- armament do you 1" THE PEACE (XiNFERENCE.