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“John. you never listen to half the things I say to you," she compun'n- “Well. dear," he replied. “I have to work part. of the time." HARVESTERS EXCURSIONS AUG. 23rd 8: 30th, 1912 To WINNIPEG From Stationa in the Province ot Ontario. North Bay to Sault Ste Marie but not including Ariida and not No cnanno ot cara between the Eaat and the Canadian Weat. No customs examinations. lo immigration inaooction. Foil intormatinn on application to nearest Can. Pac. Agent or to MONIREAL CANADIAN PACIFIC HANDING ONE BACK. JAMES KILBY, Manager Horses and hnrsv equipmvnt bought and «HM (m vnmmissiun [)riVl'l“: vx 1m. PROPORTIONATELY LOW RATES BEYOND Grand Union NORTH BAY, Ont. Exchange and Boarding Stable. grmw-ry and lac-m3 flwuw on hand Heâ€"“My dear. you talked in your sleep a long time last night.” Sheâ€" “What did I talk about?" Heâ€"“Why it seemed to be mainly abuse of me." Sheâ€"“I wasn't asleep.”â€"Cleveland Plain Dealer. THE BRUTE I ur: If! hnr ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ THE PORCUPIN E ADVANCE 9.3:...» §f§$aifff§f$¢a£3t332???“ {X .23.".3 O 0.4 O .0 O. O O O. O .0 O .0 O .0. O O O. .0 N .0 O .0 O. O O .0... O 0.. 0:0 0:. O: :00:0 0 O .0 O .0 :00? {00:0 .0 N does not believe any of the Reds arei interested in the aflair. and adds? that there is nothing new about. it. DaVe Fultz. he said. has been work. i inc on the plan a year or two. Fultzi is an attorneymtolaw now, and Hen, mann intimates that it could only be ' understood why he is active in at- fair. “The new national arreement is much more favorable to tho play‘i ers," Hermann said. "and I don't think there is any dissatisfaction. 1 §§§Sporting News§§§ that blow up a dozen men." "'mmt couldn't happen hero," I turned Mike calmly. “Why not 7" "'Fausc there's nnl} you and me was the reply. Football coac‘hors are said to be Inching over a pupil in an aviation schnul who fell 5300 feet and escaped mrhurt. "('vmsnlvm!” exclaimed the fore- mnn. “Do you know what happened when a man smoked at this job some years ago! Thon- wns an vx'piosion l.l|.\'°'l‘ HAPPEN NOW zgust Hermann, of the ational League Club, E much of the latest ef- bhall players‘ union. He H} d mu\‘ m TIMI :u) t-xwosion and matches some kegs Harm of his smoking at 3f put my 3 and d about l l‘ (INC 1‘0- the players' organization, and of course can't discuss it omcially as a mentor of the National Commir 8H The lighting 'l‘urtmtu htlsc- hull team, after um- uf the gmnvst strngglt-s in ”w history of tlu- mum is nnw lwmling the Intvrnntiuunl Imugm- with a gum! nmrgin uml nu math-r what mum-s ur gm's tlu- Ltnl's 'un hzmllv law the lwmumt in Indiana 3 man wanting a. wed- ding license is required to tell if he has been married before and if so what has become of his first wife. A Pike-m man filled in that space tlvis way: Married before ‘7 “Yes." Wnere is first wife? “Gone to the grate beyond." "NW "Yes. you do." said Collier, at. "What will your little sister be when she grows up?" he added, thinking it. would help him. "A snuhrottc.” promptly answered the youthful Dollier. Willit. ymmmtor Are You a Crab W'h at I dun qn HE IDIIDNjT MEAN .I'I‘. does llivr of his 10 year old son. t knuw, pop rat H 'I‘I.\'("l‘ ION and your town. or crab is a swimmer by going hacknvxu‘ds. spc speak we answered the O 0.0 I .0 O. O. O O .0 O O ll‘ ll 7" asked it ll