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venues Up, fits Down AWA (CP, -- Total oper- evenues for 23 Canadian 's moved up in Septem- t net profits were down, minion Bureau of Statis- d Tuesday. iting revenues totalled 777, up 87 per cent "ptember of 1966 yperating expenses rose r cent to $120,575,643, net profit of $8,566,134 ed with $9,906,499 in Sep- last year. * because of Expo 67, er traffic totalled 2,- for the 23 lines, up 24.9 | from the previous year per cent from August, ATTTT RN Varnrnc iss ; com: eseed ' arti. an will cent labor con- the i aR BLONDIE DONALD DUCK LI'L ABNER | BUT WHAT IS THIS WHEN THEY DESTROY GEE WHIZ, -A BILLION DOLLARS p| | VON SPITZ'S PAYOFF | EACH OTHER, HE COMMANDER, IT PERFECT/ LESS THAN I. HAVE / SHE HAS ONLY - THINK SHE'S RIGHT FOR a YOU? " JackPor! 2)1 SOLD 'EM FOR STARTING AWAR | 'THINKS THE NAZIS IS FRIGHTENING! BETWEEN THE WILL RISE AGAIN U.S, AND RUSSIAE AND RULE THE a WORLD. BUZ SAWYER 197 kD Productions 1997 7 AND HERE WE ARE, THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE jae OSHAWA TIMES, Wednesday, December 27, 1967 23 BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top Record-Holder in Masters' | Individual Championship Play) AND I MAY AS WELL GIVE }T TO YOU STRAIGHT, RED,.. SPITZ PLANS TO LIQUIDATE US. WHO COULD GIVE THE ALARM, PRISONERS ON VON SPITZ'S SUBMARINE... HELPLESS! South dealer. East-West vulnerable. NORTH J i j 3 3 | | ! e 4108 ¥A106582 105 1054 pAGewoop, "4 [I THATS RIDICULOUS---)II ITU THAT PROVES IT--| [1 DON'T UNDERSTAND IT-- : Cop, | | A FRIENDL' SOMETMES I'LL BET I HATED | I KNEW You] |MYANSWER SOUNDED Man i YOU WISH YOU HAD (sya SNIGBEY/ LOVED HER! iRise MERRY CHRISTM, ! A 2 I DON'T KNOW H OFF-Ox/ MARRIED 4 SYLVIA SNIGBEY Fostores Syedicata, Imag 1967. + veneered ¥ JANE ARDEN : LITTLE) sEEMs SA NA ENR ee) Y 4) PONT KNOW, BUT HE W | . WEST SPEN> MONEY LIKE. fF |) @A978 KQJ6 IT WAS JUST EASY v7 - " 'TO COME By, <--S O A762 @K9843 &I97 dAG2 SOUTH 452 WKQIO84 e2 &EQBS 'The bidding: South West North East 1% Pass 14@(!) Pass 29 Pass 3y Pass 49 | Opening lead--seven of elubs. | This deal occurred in a team . ------ ol eee ee BOTH MAJOR PARTIES SELECT || THIRD 2 (ip Shices= PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES !! || Forms | & ies Fn Nore an 2 | EISENHOWER pmenuet || uy { ' iz|' PREDICTS BES! || stcscect | 8 ten SE "| MAN WILL WIN IE |] 2esreses) Saree sReaeT ECS Gepenematie want pinto bel" match. Whether North should have succeeded with his phony TLL HANDLE THAT PART. YOUR JOB IS MUCH ROUGHER... |spade response is at least ques- KEEPING tionable, but there is no doubt ITSELF CAN BE CHANG that the bid was effective East passed the spade bid --= TRACED TO CONVINCED CHANG? @m | YOU'RE STILL he might have overcailed with CO-OPERATING two diamonds despite the weak- sult--and from then t impossible to enter WITH HIM! yn the auc West led a club, East winning with the ac club, This was po part--the king of THE ONLY ONE ® WEHAVE. spades return J scarcely do any harm - me was that South and the o made fou spade, a Discover Canada's newest outdoor sport - Go Wide-Itracking Pontiac|' He would have gone down one had the defence cashed two spades right away The bidding followed an en- ly different course when the hand was played at the second table. It was brief but decisive, WE HAVE REDHOT BUYS FOR THE COLD WINTER SEASON ON '68 PONTIACS vleegon tes @ TREMENDOUS SAVINGS The CLIFF MILLS MOTORS Lid. ®@ G.M.A.C. G.M.A.C. FINANCING 266 KING ST. 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TWAS SIGNING |! the North-South cards, FOR A REGISTERED Bie ee OLD COUNTRY SOCCER | LONDON (CP) -- Results ot |\Saturday's Old Country soccer jmatches: pen ENGLISH LEAGUE Division I Arsenal 2 Notts F 0 Burnley 2 Sheffield W 1 Everton 3 Sunderland 0 © King Foumarn Bymftentn, Jan. 1967. Woskd ulham 2 Chelsea Leeds 2? Wolverhampton 1 Leicester 2 Man United 2 Man City 4 Stoke 2 Newcastle 1 Liverpool 1 ffield U 2 Coventry 0 West Brom 9 Southampton 0 West Ham 2 Tottenham 1 Division If YOUR HEALTH Silent Heart Attacks © Are Very Mild Ones vg Biron By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD : Cardiff 1 Bolton 3 | Dear Dr. Molner:t have a! Dear Dr. Molner: Recently| Derby 1 Crystal P. | friend .who said there is such amy bowel movements have been)1 Is j\thing as silent heart attacks. I very difficult because of bein |never heard of this. before. Are/packed in the lower howel./P they dangerous? What are the What could I do in such a situa-| Preston 4 Ch on 1 symptoms? -- A. G. tion? -- Mrs. H. P {Rotherham 0 Aston Villa 2 "Silent" heart attacks are at: you do not mention your age Division IT tacks which are not recognize d/ but sometimes a relaxtion of the! Bournemouth 3 Barrow 9 }at the time because the symp-\jower bowel structures (called Bury 1 Oxford 1 ;toms were not noticed; Were not\rectocele). can be a factor. The|Golchester 2 Bristol R 9 recognized; or were ignored use of a stool softener may Gill bool iia he You have heard, I presume,jhelp, but in any event youlGrim of people who thought they had Should be examined to make) Mans P| severe "indigestion" which Sure that no obstruction exis 3 | Peterborou proved to be a heart attack Your physician undoubtedly Willi Reading a r have other suggestions, depend-|chrewsbury 0 Br im | There can be all degrees of j | : v ® ng on his findings. stford 0 Southn heart attacks, from very mild to sd ; 8 |Watford 0 Southport 1 very severe. The "silent" at- Dear Dr. Molner: One of your Division IV tacks are the small ones readers, Mrs. FE. T., wrote that) parn 2 Luton.2 Dangerous? The best answer I'she drank. two teaspoons of Br. "10H ton 0 lean give is that any heart at- inegar in water twice 4a day ltack automatically means some|You answered in part damage to the heart. A person|cider vineger nonsense can survive a considerable num-|caused no end of trouble." ber of small attacks, but in time) What trouble could cider vine-| Notts C 1 Chesterfield 0 the accumulated damage may|gar cause? It is used daily on) port Vale 4 Chester 4 reach serious proportions. lsalads and other foods by thou-|swansea 3 Doncaster 4 These 'silent'? attacks areSands of people Is there @!york 4 Rochdale 1 often discovered well after the,Wfference in vinegar if con-|_ pick puesta lattack when. an electrocar- sumed in water, on a salad, or) |diogram shows changes consis- in cooking? -- Mrs. J. M. | QUEENIE tent with coronary heart dis-/ I said the nonsense, not the | ease. |vinegar, caused trouble, and the) |trouble is that it has been urged} for use as a medicine, not a condiment. | The extra acid could well both; Dear Dr. Molner: I haven't smoked for eight weeks now but have an incessant feeling for ze r some people with gastri oral stimula'ion. | am chewing £h S0Me Prone ' : ulcers or other conditions gum or anything chewable in|". 5 | : nae HD. 2 y quiring a bland diet, but the big re-| sight. Can you give me ' : | sanity . {tr is in delay in giving ef-| hints on how to do away with|'Touble is in delay in g | . > fective treatment to people who} this feeling? -- Mrs. V. I. decide to give folk lore a try} You have done well, but your/first, and expect vinegar to be! problem now is one which does|an effective treatment for al- |bother some people. Remember|most any ailment you might \that having something in the/|think of. | | mouth becomes a habit too, just} For the average person, 1) llike the actual smoking, and it/have no objection whatever to| "It's always nice to meet a ltakes time to break the aabit.|vinegar in salads or cooking. |) 'take-charge guy'... however | Fortunately there is no addic-jam very much disturbed at the) I'm not the least bit interested tion involved--it's sheer habit,;number who think it has medici-| in being taken charge of." and will fade in time. jnal values, } \