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ALARM, PRISONERS |THE OSHAWA TIMES, Wednesday, ON VON SPITZ'S SUBMARINE... HELPLESS! 7 MERRY CHRISTMAS H "J have a| Dear Dr. Molner; Recently Derby 1 Cryst ve is such almy bowel movements have been | Midd hat are the, What could J do in such a situa-| ed; were notirectocele) can be a factor, The which sure that no obstruction exists.| pete t attack Your physician undoubtedly will Reac have other suggestions, depend-| shrew degrees Of ing on his findings. |Watford 0 S very mild to "silent" at-) Dear Dr. Molner: One of your ones readers, Mrs. E. T., wrote that Barn est answer I she ny heart at- Vinegar in water twice a means some You answered rt, A person|cider vineger nonsense derable num-|caused no end of trouble 3, but in time lamage may yrtions. attacks are 'ell after the ACCOUNT anges consis- NECESSARY veeks now but {am chewing chewable in : ss give me any quiring a bland diet, but the b g| do away with mm. V, 1 decide to give folk lore a try) you nave uvue well, but yourjfirst, and expect vinegar to be! 41. Manlike | 42. Not a |problem now is one which doesian effective treatment for al- | | working 43. Mast ye }bother some people. Remember|most any ailment you might something in thie|think of. | 44, Lichen | mouth becomes a habit too, just} For the average person, 1) at |like the actual smoking, and it/have no objection whatever to) "It's always nice to meet a \takes time to break the aabit.|vinegar in salads or cooking. I} 'take-charge guy'... however DOWN 1. Delay NNN 2. Worship 4] AND 1. MAYAS WELL December 27, 1967 23 }} GIVE IT TO YOU STRAGHT,) | ERE | RED... SPITZ PLANS TO | 4] tiguiparE us. B ID } | BRIDGE F3 By B. JAY BECKER i (Top Record-Holder in Masters' ' { Individual Championship Play) : South dealer. H | East-West vulnerable. Pi NORTH e 4108 @A106532 $105 1054 DON'T KNOW, BUT HE W | . WEST SPEND? MONEY LIKE. HA978 @KQI6e IT WAS JUST EASY v7 v----- "TO COME BY, RE] oAT762 @K9848 | bI97 bAG2 SOUTH 452 WKQI984 | eo | . &KQ88 | 'The bidding: | South West North East 1@ (!) Pass 38y Pass ~urred in a team North should TLL HANDLE THAT PART. | : 1 with his phony YOUR JOB 1S MUCH ROUGHER... jSpace s at least ques- jtionable, but there is no doubt yon 5 that the bid was effective CONVINCED y. } East passed the spade bid -= YOU'RE STILL ¢ he mig ve overcailed with . was wo diamon nite the weak- Lrg ress of CO-OPERATING & WITH HIM! e suit--and from then found it impossible to enter We eda b, East winning w ACE turning cl] T a6 ) lay i pades return j harm and at South made {t } spade and a club. He would gone down one e had the defence cashed two spades right awa ) On 1 e The t » followed an en- tirely d ent course when the hand w played at the second table. It was brief but decisive, | | IACS The bidding went: South West N i¢ Dble 7." brad Six spades was not the ideal HOICE OF MODELS J contract tor Hastert = le diamonds, which was practical- ly laydown, would have been better -- but declarer played ithe hand well and brought jhome the slam. HUBERT | He ruffed the heart lead, \drew trumps, and cashed five diamond tricks, ending in his jhand. Now down to two spades jand three clubs in each hand, ihe led a low club toward dum- imy | South went up with the king, land then, rather than give de lclarer a ruff and discard, re- \turned a low club. This effort \failed when East guessed right \by going up with the jack te make six spades. | As a result, East's team ishowed a net gain of 1,850 Ipoints on the deal--having bid and made a vulnerable slam \(worth 1,430 points) with the |East - West. cards, after his iteammates had bid and made a NO, STUPID COME \ : game (worth 420 points) with IN! TWAS SIGNING }} fi ithe North-South cards, FOR A REGISTERED, 2 LETTER AND Z | OLD COUNTRY SOCCER | LONDON (CP) -- Results ot |\Saturday's Old Country soccer matches: | ENGLISH LEAGUE | Division I Arsenal 3 Notts F 0 Burnley 2 Sheffield W 1 Everton 3 Su deriland 0 lham 2 Che 2 OH, EXCUSE ME! AM T INTERRUPTING SOMETHING, LIKE A PROPOSAL OF MARRIAGE ? © King Feneeean Symitonin, bas. 1001. World ste vonerved ea Leeds 2 Wolverhampton 1 iLeicester 2 Man United 2 , 4 Stoke 2 1 Liverpool 1 Man City Newcastle Sheffield U West Brom West Ham 2 > sart Attacks ' Mild Ones i, MOLNER, MD {Birm | Cardiff esbrough 4 Carlisle 6 ho ¢ very difficult. because of being) Norw Por Pres tion? -- Mrs. H. P. Rotherham 0 Aston t attacks before, Aré|packed in the lower bowel acks are at-| You do not mention your age Divisi but sometimes a relaxtion of th€/ Bournemouth 3 Barrow 0 - lower bowel structures (called/pury 1 Oxford 1 ster 2 Bristol R 9 ignored use of a stool softener may am 0 W . |help, but in any event you|Grimsby 0 No i 1 be examined to make}yya, 1 shot drank two teaspoons in part } port 2 Brentford 2 What trouble could cider vine-| Notts C 1 Chesterfield 0 gar cause? It is used daily On| port Vale 4 Chester 4 salads and other foods by thou-jswansea 3 Doncaster 4 sands of people. Is there 4/york 4 Rochdale 1 difference in vinegar if con-|_ Ses sumed in water, on a salad, or, electfocas- in cooking? -- Mrs. J. M. | QUEENIE heart dis I said the nonsense, not the vinegar, caused trouble, and the| jtrouble is that it has been urged I haven't for use as a medicine, not a condiment The extra acid could well both- ritis, feeling for er some people with ga ulcers or other conditio re-| trouble is in delay in giving ef-| fective treatment to people who} Vi there is no addic-|am very much disturbed at the! I'm not the least bit intereste¢ tion involved--it's sheer habit,number who think it has medici-| in being taker charge of." and will fade in time, |nal values,