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It is this = 9-6-12-4.9-11--News, | 11--TIny Talent Time Beane sre toxin, also any side effects pos-|by-product, raiher than the) = Meola til gna 1--Photo Finish" sible, length of effectiveness, germ itself, which does the| QUEENIE *Weaihe | 3-6:12--Co | # Eye Guess tc? Many of your readers have damage, J--News, Weather, 3-6-12--Country Calendar od etc? 5 | Sports | 28--Pro Football ee, ee never known the real usefulness} T.A.T. is designed to combat| 4 ae Merv Grif this toxi ther than the germ 1 " . | v Griffi iuidl S$ toxin rather than U | 2-8--News, Weather, eS PO th Biel | abi " sa of these.--G. W. FeeRaRi A Te cea he ut taster Sports | S:a1a--_Aan Allve | $-4-6-12--Gulding Light The only way to appreciate itself. Thus it can be used a | = 9-Best of Prove peng es re * Hees the full usefulness is to see what/it is too late for toxoid. Bes ro : | 100 PLM, : e é--Movie ocuset i Agi | 12--Mov lack of such protection means--| Toxoid prevents the infection, = | Dsiraals 9--Pulse Mike" Dougies what happens when a person|but it must be given time in| ae oe TAS ima sce | S=Dialing ter Deilare | gets a tetanus infection, or which to build up the preventive) | &Movie 3--Ross Caldwell Christ-| | Virginia Graham lockjaw. The convulsions are!powers. T.A.T. is used to fight) E OF Br 74 ge ' 12:00 MIDNIGHT fas. Show Paty filbed h mAble enough to see even ifithe nfection once it has been in-| Bx a ee | y d 3 {gag heon Date 0) he infection on WELL, I'M GONNA FIRST A COUPLI Le 4 | 6--Luncheon Da f Haein KEEPING DO SOMETHING PMV 08 AM, FT Lh Bat ae | t-jeet the: Millers the patient recovers troduced into the body. The pa-| ME AWAKE." A / wocKe A =] | 9--Movie $612-Walt Disney | 5 i: Wd Lockjaw used to be muchitient, in such a case, has plenty| ¥ (2 eh | 's Make A Now mostiof misery in store, but the] 6:30 PLM. t--Let's Make A Deal |More common. 0 ' i SUNDAY 1)--High Chaparral | 44-As the World Turné | schools and health departments|urgency is to save his life. | 1 AM. Dees | sNeaiveea ets insist on tetanus immunization,! Another problem is that! 7--Prince of Pesce FEE og 46--Love Is A Many |and everyone in military serv-'p 4 'T has in the past been| Leta ts Splendored Thing ice receives similar protection | 2 11--Living Wo TNO 2.4--Days of Our Lives ae "A '4 ee aie made from horse serum, and eae. cor <auw aes i=) 7Milton" the. Monster Selacareen Acres 2: PLM. e danger, ho some people are highly sensitive} + ate 4--Word of Life sae 12--Calendar as immunity wanes, as it Willitg jt, so disagreeable allergic| day I forget to put out no 2--Agriculture ae e 7:38 PM, es perry Mason fy over the years. The way to belreactions can occur pads, one of 'em comes up 8:38 A.M. 1---Move eopie in Conti 16 W--Father Meehan | 9--F.B.1 |i Gir safe is to have a booster every! More recently an "immune! with an idea! oS rane amas rtesnback Le gal two to five years. But because | globulin" has been developed, Linus a (Let's Go | 2-6--Walt Disney t--Dectors so many people have not done/nrepared from human blood in-| Goylq be. Might be an incipi- 2--Porky dn 8:00 PM. er 3:00 Pi M. e this, it is a common (and ioe stead of horse serum, but serv-jont fungus infection. See a der- 9:08 AM, s --Magistrate's Cov vi Ww \1--Cathedral Chimes Sees welttain gacw |: Zaeeal Hokplial practice to give a booster whenling the same purpose as T.A. matologist. Could be dye from. 7--Bugs Bunny | 4Te Tell The Truth a person suffers a suspicious}with it, reactions, if any, are of |your socks or shoes. Gir ik oreo "| isteach $1 bisa ot Jeannie | Sa ahehe: Weria wound--one which is cies far less serious proportions. q s: .M, 7 iv ze 1 | 1--ttatian. Journal 2-4--Mothers-In-Law | 2:28 PM with dirt, and more ap vied The thing to keep in mind is| Dear Dr. Molner; Would tak- 7--~Rocketship 7 9:00 PLM. | 4---News a deep puncture wound, as from) that toxoid, the "tetanus shot,"|ing hydrocortisone four times a 4-Uncle Jerry's Club 7--Movie 3:38 PLM. a nail or long splinter. This is}; day over an extended period Ee 3--Hymn "Book 49--Smothers Brothers | 11--Hawkeye because the tetanus germ|is the important thing. It prev-/day _e ) (at) 10:00, A.M, 2-3-6-8-12--Bonanza | 9--I!'s Your Move ents. Reactions or side effects}cause any growth changes in ein Por' Tod 10:69 PM hase Eage ight Muniek 01 Hie Shapers nt ait, from it are agouncommon asjthe body such as hands, feet, |--F ait 'or Today . iad jam Lia ' or y . , M 4-Retugees in Jordan | 1 Coie. fe | 84--Yeu Den't Say FORMS ANTIBODIES they are with any of the stand-jetc.? --L. F. hs pag ig le : 4--Mission Impossible This vaccine against tetanus/ard, frequently used immuniza- feo pete ag Paver gh 4 90 A.M. *SecHign Chaparral is "toxoid." Like any other vac-|tions. ate t th "however. Thi Han nifg Har sd cine, it causes the blood to form| But remember to have an oc-/water retention, however. This hres neat". |aseerticnnm antibodies which will destroy|casional booster. could make the extremities or cri ear! -3-6-8-9-11-- . &2 2--Insight Weather, Sports | S-Mike Bougla tetanus germs if they appear. er ae beating § a 11:60 A.M. 11:25 P.M | in m. Tetanus anti-toxin, or T.A.T.| Dear Dr. Molner: Would youjan' s { ger.' ne Continental Miniature 4--Greatest Headlines atgen® Island for short, is a quite different| \believe my large toenails are|not be actual growth; only the 9 = . " = i--Christopher Program 1:30 PM. | are It ts Beaver | type of injection. greenish, or the skin under gong accumulated fluid 7--Bullwinkle 11---Teach-In ruth or Consequences in A; < 3 'Vivre En Ce Pays 7--News, Weather, Sports | 3-6-12--Forest Ranger When a tetanus infection de-\them is?--J. G. -5278 ry ?