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BONDS 0 (CP) -- The Cana- Maret was relatively nged in quiet trading : da bonds Canada bon oni to 10 cents with the nent Dec. 15, 1969, issue at 98.95 bid and 99.05 lerm Canada and prov- were down % point with aper-cent Sept 1, 1983, osing at 80 bid and 80% ury bills were up with hills closing at 5.75 per d 182-day bills at 5.95. (TARIO ts more than a snow shovel. thing, a 2-stage Ariens cuts endably. Takes on any type Thro gives you a feeling of nter in his place. All Ariens everse, directional sages nd 7 hp engines are winter- lormance. NEW! LOCK-OUT M6D, 10M-7D. Available for , too, get a lift out of life... ITE & SON 728-4696 Daisies ewes et "MICKEY MOUSE BESIDES , THEY'RE PRACTICAL- YOU CAN 4 MAKE TWO MINI-SKIRTS FROM THE MATERIAL § OF ONE REGULAR SKIRT Y THIS NEW VY MEN'S COLOGNE IS IT'S FOR DASHING MEN LIKE YOU, WHO WANT" TO BE LEFT ALONE SOQL-USH-UNS FO!' CRIME IN TH' STREETS? FO'TH' POP-00-LAYSHUN EXPLOSION ? WIF SOL-USH-UNS LIKE /EM-EV'RYBODY'LL VOTE. FO' YO'FO! TELL ME, , o/ YI DON'T KNOW WHAT HERR SAWYER, \ YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, HOW MUCH HAS THE PENTAGON LEARNED ABOUT MY MISSILE? BUZ SAWYER T'M A SPEAR FISHERMAN, ABSURD! YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A SPEARGUN, AND WHEN DID YOU STEAL | KNOW WHAT YOU'RE OUR TRANSPONDER? HOW LONG HAVE LYOU KNOWN OF OUR MISSILE? I TELL YOU I DON'T TALKING ABOUT, GRAPH MY MISSILE. NONSENSE' YOURE AN AMERICAN SPY! You WERE CAUGHT TRYING TO PHOTO- RE'S YOUR CAMERA; | THE OSHAWA TIMES, Friday, December 15, 1967 BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top Record-Holder in Masters' Individual Championship Play) BIDDING QUIZ You are South, both sides vul- nerable. The bidding has been: iS 30 YOU GOT A MAN WORTH SEVEN HUNDRED IN YOUR NEXT TOWN / IF YOU/RE GOIN' AFTER, HJM WITH THAT TEN GAUGE......T HOPE HE GETS YOU/ JANE ARDEN sy MR_CHANG, IMWORRIED ABOUT MY HUSBANDS LIFE! DON'T TORTURE ME. WHAT ' IS THAT PIN FOR? A LOVELY PIN, MRS. FOSTER... FINE CRAFTSMANSHIP, {>> DON'T YOU THINK? i SECRET AGENT X9 THE MISSILE AIN'T YOU GAM rey ENOUGH "To GO APTER )A A MAN WITHA RIFLE OR PISTOLZ WHY, FOR YOU TO WEAR, DEAR LADY, THE ENTIRE TIME YOU'RE WORKING AT CONFERENCE! | North East South Wedt { 1@ Pass 2h Pass { 2NT Pass ? | "3 STOL, 1 "Too, SHERIFF... Ee THIS SNAKE GUN... (O-BHO TWELVE GAUGE as wt What would you bid now with) ; each of the following four hahds? 11. @KI $KI4 $53 AQ942) | 2. @J 9Q84 $752 BAKO7ES | 8. @95 AIS2 7 Q9764R | & @Q85 94 $AQ93 4KI752 1, Four notrump. This is an linvitation for partner to go on to a slam and has nothing to j}do with the Blackwood conven- jtion, since no suit has been jagreed upon. It is simply a quantitative raise in notrump. North is being urged to continue jwith adequate values 7 eT RES 7" TS AMINIATURE RECORDING DEVICE., WE'LL BE ABLE TO HEAR EVERY DETAIL OF AMERICAS ANTI-MISSILE SYSTEM! | The usual point-count require- ment for a slam in notrump is |33, but many slams are made with 1 or 2 points less. Ordi- narily, the two notrump rebid in this sequence shows 15 or 16 points. Two notrump is not gen- erally regarded as a signoff; it represents values above a mini- mum opening 2. Three notrump. Once the meaning of the two notrump re- jbid is established, the raise to jthree notrump becomes auto- |matic, Aside from the likelihood jof 25 or 26 high-card points in the combined hands, there 1s Discover Canada's newest outdoor sport - GoWide-Iracking Pontiac WE HAVE REDHOT BUYS FOR THE COLD WINTER SEASON ON '68 PONTIACS @ TREMENDOUS SAVINGS @ G.M.A.C. FINANCING 266 KING ST. W. The CLIFF MILLS MOTORS Lid. 723-4634 WIDE CHOICE OF MODELS also the strong possibility of running five or six club tricks. |These, added to North's open- jing-bid-plus, should make nine tricks a relatively easy task. | 3. Three clubs. Here you must warn partner that your previous jresponse of two clubs did not jconform to the normal expec- |tancy of 10 or more points. In this sequence three clubs is a clear - cut signoff and urges partner to pass. If North does continue, it is at his own peril. | It would be improper to bid |three hearts, as this is a for- ward-going bid that would in- NUBBIN JULIET JONES HENRY $9 King Frontera Spmdicnin inc, 1067 Weed sages ssees od S\A-"h 7--Will_ Sonnett 2--Accidental Famili Channel 11--Hamilton Channel 12--Peterborough 10:00 PLM, 11--Merv. Griffin |9--Big Valley 7--Judd FRIDAY EVENING Ce Aa "MY NAME I6 RANGE CLARK, MY SISTER AND I WERE ORPHANED 15 YEARS AGO, SHE WAS ADOPTED AND 1 WAS SENT TOAN ff ORPHANAGE...» sorry / OH, YOU POOR MAN! 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The indications are that there is no game, and the simplest way to inform partner of this is by bidding three clubs. 4. Three spades. The support for spades must be shown to cover the distinct possibility that partner has a five - card spade suit. It is more important to advise him of the spade fit than to show the diamonds. It would be nice to be able to era eee in one 5 cannes bs Fraga Bouubie tan trick spade game dence over the eleven-trick mi- Witmnnl> iy NOUGH FOR YOU, HUBERT, JUST LEAVE THEM ° ( IF THE PEAS ARENT COOKED © € ey ON Your 7-- oa PLATE, PLEASE " * nor suit game. Three spades in this sequence is forcing. To play otherwise would require you to take a blind shot at game in notrump or spades at the risk of winding up in the wrong contract. SELF-DECORATED CHRISTMAS TREE PLACERVILLE, Calif. (AP) -- A little Christmas | tree, pampered for several YOUR HEALTH Dear Dr. Molner: My hus-! Every few weeks when comes in after a drinking spreejcan night he also had a spell when) he couldn't catch his breath. you shed any light on this? He won't see a doctor. Every time he has a physical for a job they say he is in per- fect health. Do they have to per- form certain tests to detect liver trouble?--Mrs. S.A. Such splotches plus his heavy drinking imply a liver disorder but special chemical tests would be necessary to confirm such aj disease, cirrhosis in particular.) There are no signs--and per- haps this is unfortunate--that appear promptly from heavy) drinking. You can't tell by jook-'"* ing at a man whether his liver ter, |this vere and irreversible. of an employment examination| does not mean much obvious specific ture, high blood pressure, over- weight, severe eye defects and that sort of thing. If he does not smell of booze jarou can be overlooked in this type) Pa of examination. Dear Dr. Molner: cook book?--Mrs. L.M.E. Splotches, Alcohol Add Up To Trouble By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD throughout How and/transfusions where could I get a diabeticisymptoms within limits, lis a difficult disease to treat, An excellent one is available band is a very heavy drinker./from your local diabetes asso- helciation, or write to the Ameri- Association, 18 he has big strawberry colored|East 48th Street, New York, splotches all over his face and|N.Y. 10017. I believe the price is, the upper part of his body. Onejabout $1. Diabetes Dear Dr. Molner: My daugh has sickle-cell 18. months, anemia. I would like some mation about this. She goes to iChildren's Hospital. I have| heard so many stories about) disease, such as Negroes get it and so on.--Mrs.| This is an anemia--a very dis-; is starting to be damaged. Later|tressing one--resulting from the there are sometimes temporary destruction of red blood cells. signs--like the splotchiness you|The cells are sickle-shaped (giv- describe. But by the time ob-|ing the disease its name) in- vious outward symptoms devel. stead of being round like nor- op, the internal damage is se-/mal red cells. Whether the de- lstruction of the cells has to do The pronouncement of being| with the ge pg some other| ie | ar i actors, is hard to say. apg ons ecole Mra It is a heriditary disease oc-| "You're a great guy and all Often|curring mainly in Negroes or these exams are not detailed.|dark-skinned peoples. The ori- There is a search for the more/gin of the disease is not known,| _ defects--rup-|but considerable study has been : |done, and there is a suspicion} The hospital to which you are |that conditions in the areéas|taking your daughter happens to years, has been sent out into the world to make it on its own. Developers say the new ev- ergreen--which grows its own "ornaments'--may revol u- tionize the Christmas-tree in- dustry in four to six years. Its ornaments are decorative cones. developed at an early age. At the request of commer: cial growers, the U.S. agricul- ture department asked its Forest Genetics Institute here to experiment with new coni- fers. FOUND JT EXCITING KENTVILLE, N.S. (CP) -- Dear Dr. Molner: Can a Per! Tames Cowie, @ Queen's Scout I have been told these splotch-/S0" have a higher blood pres-/7-47, victoria, said following @ es indicate liver trouble. Can|Sure reading in one arm than! iit here that he found the An- the other?--Mrs. A.L. Yes, a variation of 10 to Withan his 'points" is not at all unusual.) (pore people go to retire." He Extreme difference, however, is) made the visit under the Boy abnormal and could indicate ajcgooyts? Association travel ex- disorder in the arterial system. | change program more exciting "a_ city Valley home town, napolis QUEENIE nfor- only } that, Doug, but you're just not my type financially." nd the Mediterranean and|pe one' of those which is study- tients suffer from ness, headaches and pain the can body. ease |south of it may have had ling sickle-cell anemia intensive- at the time, his drinking habits|bearing, many generations ago.|ly, but there is much yet to be weak-||earned about it. It is possible to have the sick- Bloodjle-cell trait yet not have the these|anemia, but a certain percent- but itlage of such people can pass the disease on to their children.