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LG ne | THE OSHAWA TIMES, 23 DONT FORGET, SIR, \" OKAY, T'LL STOP CHASING [weit He [ALE HOUR PASSES: J sir, THINK Satyrday, December 9, 1967 IT'S NEARLY TIME TO | SUBMARINES AND GET BACK ARE... afr SONAR jhe YD BETTER TAKE -- + L I NK PICK UP CDR. SAWYER A TO OUR RENDEZVOUS POINT, WHERE ARE / CONTACT # !| I'M GETTING THE SPARE SDV. | : AND RED. = SIR, WITH } 4] WORRIED, AND 60 DOWN THEIR MINI- FOR A LOOK, BRIDG E kitchen made an attraction in the a cook stove, iron es. A large wood- | decorations and men utensils rem- from: present day ok them into a r to our grand- our great grand- | By B. JAY BECKER | (Top Record-Holder in Masters' | Individual Championship Play) BUZ SAWYER South dealer. North-South vulnerable, DONALD DUCK © King Fenteras Syndicate, lnc, 1967, World and District His- has entered an- ire of historical h the 120-year old se near the lake. eds $35,000 to re- i "Sea Captain's' 11S BOTH BARRELS THis TI JOE FINCH? We IK SHE'S NEVER LOST A COMPROMISE Conant, president ation committee, tion costs have d since the first i. The bidding: South West North Fast un 1@ Pass 2h Pass 2@ Pass 4@ IST PLANS /ELAND SHOW shawa artist will ex- of his new oil paint- the Georgian Bay area 10-day Mid-America ow in Cleveland, Ohio, | Opening lead--queen of clubs. Let's say you pave the East hand and are defending against \four spades. Your esteemed |partner leads the queen of clubs which South wins with the ace. Declarer plays a spade-to the ace and another one back, YOU SEE, IT'S QUITE SIMPLE, MR FOSTER... EITHER YOUR WIFE RECORDS THE INFOR- MATION WE WANT AT THE AH PAID YO' 27 DOLLAHS FO' THIS OH, IT WILL BE, MAMMY/' IT STARTS WIF ME. MAKIN' A REMARK TO THE BRIDE. WHICH GITS , MAH OWN APPENDIX, WHILE, WALKIN' A TIGHTROPE. Jan. 17, 1968. m Michaud of 691 Sim- eet North has been : Georgian Bay out- enes for more than 10 ow. He is best known pictures of windswept a pines, which have n a wide following. of his most promising ; is The Northern which he painted at irbor in the Georgian a. Michaud is a restora- inter when not en- in his outdoor work. done several restora- yjects for the Toronto of Education and for LI'L ABNER ME BEAT TOA / ACROSS BOTTOMLESS ws CANYON - BLINDFOLDED" j5 Cop Wygcore-- 901 by Ney Byedente Co. toa, TRirbus Reserved SECRET AGENT X9 MISSILE CONFERENCE » +.0R YOU DIE! which you win with the king. You return the queen of jhearts and South takes it with the ace, draws your last trump, and leads a club on which your |partner plays the ten and dum- my the king. Declarer now re- turns the nine of clubs to your partner's jack, establishing the eight as a trick It does not matter what your partner returns; South makes the contract, his losers being a. Discover Canada's newest outdoor sport - Go Wide-Tracking Pontiac spade, a diamond and a club. If you are in the habit of janalyzing hands after they are finished to see whether or not you could have done better, you realize you could have defeated the contract. Instead of making ; 4 lthe instinctive return of the piuere"" cotoaiat WE HAVE REDHOT BUYS FOR THE COLD WINTER SEASON ON '68 PONTIACS [aueen'of ears 'at tick four, 'a "" - . send |you would have done better by yg oo | returning a low diamond. . PIE SHOP 153 Simeoe S. 266 KING ST. W. 723-4634 |turn a diamond through the K-2 ig permit you to score the A-J. It is easy to see after the 7 event why the queen of hearts THEY MAKE SUCH CROSSWORD lis the wrong return at trick FOOLS OF US MEN ! four, even though almost every- }one would make this play in the Channel. 2--Butfalo | 11:00 A.M, 1 11:38 PLM, ACROSS 4. Mother 21, Cum- |heat of battle. It is wrong be- diler Repairs Channel 3--Barrie Van eo 1. Atomize of Peer mer- cause declarer is marked by the R | t cheenel £duliele | &--Christopher Program $--Johnny Carson 6. Adjoin § Gynt ' a er i pes San =e Sonera ean Channe oronto --Bullwinkle | 4--Movie 10. Plague 5. Archaic . Compe! and it is therefore futile to shi! placements Channel 7--Buttalo yd Mls lat oe epg eda al. Repetition pronoun 23, Native i to a heart. y & Cleaning Channel &--Rochester | T. BA pall |-¢Movie. . 12, Bret 6, Sandaras of There is a much better chance jatie Meintenonee Service Seong parhanede | 2--Falth For Today | oe reba 13, Great ; je : Here Fed defeating the contract by as- - 11:30 A.M. | Gane name in . Resound- apolis i that West has a club 4 Lil 12--Under Attack suming a >» Stark & Son Channel 12--Peterborough | 91 Wish You were | I--Crosstire _ poetry i 5 -- trick and the ten of diamonds, oh maruroay evanwe |"iramegr, [nsdn "| GS a poke orm Bin which case a diamond return 30 Yeors of Service 6:00 P.M. escalated MONDAY remember _ 9. Seesaws 27. Spanish Yesterday's Answer Doating the hand Geanien that twine Wi f Youth. searenes $:00 AM, 16. 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MOLNER, MD {2--Outdoorsman | ' 8--Eye Guess zB | (4:0 PM, | "TOP"? i=) 3-6--Sports Profile | Li=<Tiny Talent Time Berta ty Dear Dr. Molner: I had tests|sugar incites the pancreas to} ' = Leirastinews: 7--Custer ae | SMary Srifnin that ahow I have low blood inate ge gare gerry Weather, Sports |. 4--Pro Footba 12:45 P.M, sugar, My doctor put me on ajturn uses Uw s y.i F Whitby, Ont. Ee 11:15 PAM, | 5:00 PLM, 4-610--Gulding: Liaw high protein, low carbohydrate/Thus the sugar level goes up NA #-Movie eee sive TAO beg diet. He didn't explain what this)and down like a roller coaster. a =) SDE Bag ies 28--Pro Football 1- ike Douglas would do and I forgot to ask} When your doctor bias pes 11:38 P.M. | 5:0 PM. le him. a high protein diet instead, he Open 24 Hrs. = 7--News, Weather, | Lost in Space | virginve 'er eiige It seems to me | would needjdid so because protein can be Specelizing le dials ipartrrs 7--Fugitive more carbohydrate to bring up|turned into sugar by your sys-/ "How can I describe the @ Ch 1] 4--Movie Berend | 6--Luncheon Date ¥ A pags h ° 7; echanic," jarcea| 2--Movie | 6-12--Hymn Sing 4---Meet the Millers the low blood sugar. After 24|tem, but it takes time. The) noise? I'm no m ic. . - et al hea ade de eseecollen cat S--Movie days on the diet I don't feellsugar produced from the protein . +e HEY, WHERE ARE You] [UH...1 THOUGHT 1D RUN JUST TRYING TO HELP our] Ranreatty j rane nM } 19 PM. much change --O.J. is released into the blood slowly : " - Poe a GOING WITH THAT PIE?| | AROUND THE HOUSE A FEW GRANDMA / gop 11.48 PM, | S612-Walt Disney | EGA she World Fore | Your doctor is absolutely cor-and over a considerable time. terms, which. 1s proeny ie ae | --Movi : ¢ j : " onfu 3 ee a om | 6:30PM. | 2:00 PLM. rect. His advice may not sound) This gradual (rather than ab-jcause 90 bic c " : a os a, bes | 11--High Chaparral 1Newlywed Game logical, but it is rupt) release of sugar keeps the|mensirual cycle mean 9--Movie | %-Lassie 4-6--Love Is A Many peed = blood sugar up to a comfortable tire month, from the beginning i | 7:00 PLM, Splendored Thing You use up your blood sugar ithout ing in thelof one period to the beginning of i aynent roe re eae |B le teeter tian normal BO yo tas Ger hie cus insu-/the next one. I think you are 7--V. | 2:30 P.M. a - ow s yw surs Su:|' +. : +4 E-IN RESTAURANT = z 7: AM, 4---News, Weather, | 12~Calendar have these periods when the lin production. {confusing 'cycle' and "'pe- n Rd. 723-0682 =) i 7--Christopher 3-6-12--Green Acres | 11--Perry Mason level temporarily slides too low. 3 hills|tiod." Program | 7:0 PLM. | peso ).) in Contlet Then you encounter any of the| Thug you iron out the hills acs ic wae a ------------ aw am. | Tae | Eorim cig [various symptoms--faintness,|and valleys--and you likewise) Pregnancy, is most likely at 1--Living Word | 9--F.B.I arty sudden sweats, vertigo or other|avoid the sudden, sharp dips)approx ' ' 99 oO Te at ie [sae crieinbeck such annoying things. (Not all/which cause most of the discom-|is, 'roughly midway between pe- ae c tAgriculture "U.S.A, tae Wall Disney 1:00 P.M. nile hate the kame combine: tore riods, because that is when one : NO LIMIT : : 9--Magistrate's Court ee te) ah P i ly|of the ovaries releases an ovum 230 A.M. #:00 PLM. | 7G f tions of symptoms.) Two and a half days is hardly KM vith other cleaning, Vi--Father Meehan rt ite tel The Truth The actual sugar content ofjenough to gct you in comforta-|to be fertilized. This - oe 9--Cartoon Playhouse 4--Ed Sullivan ig, Wee op: | The i , 2th to the 16th day o NG CENTRE Hie tsar Zant fcaneiner Wari the blood is important, ofjble sugar balance, but Sen a th to th y * 723-0961 ») TA STRINGING IT Se hig none n este. Cente 2:35 PM, course, but the rate at which it|days pe en hes =| ycle, = = ? ee } deat fies 'lines akes iffer-|sults. You doubtless will be wel- WHATS THAT YOURE ) "Soo coan!| | WHAT 2 (For GRANDMA... SHE 208 A.M. 2:30 P.M. ete declines also makes a differ-jsults M ousults of your new| Dear Dr. Molner: How many [== DOING, VICKIE ? MING Cathedral Chimes $--| Dream of Jeannie 2: P.M. ence. With a slow decline, your|coming 3 : ae [7 a - Vege biel Usable 7---Bugs Gunny | 2-8--Mothers-In-Law N---Hawkeye |" liver can release enough stored|diet by the time you see this ex-|calories in a bepega. 5 "a f omounl Fe : bg 3 dened fia : 9:00 P.M. SCE toeh material which promptly is con-|planation. psn og fue lnbked "avers: f fa ! : -M. 4.9--Smothers Brothers Pirie ied rer sugar. With a Ge " ye PIES Z Ky i Ga ef esl Le heidi city Sec Veu Gans say Bae Aa ee have the|. Dear Dr. Molner: At a bridal|where and cannot find it on the ' 4 ee uy § SUP Christmas : y tore the #iyer has|shower the girls had a discus-\charts. -- Mrs. E 4:00 PLM. symptoms befo e ymp' : > - SS yhy a acy 10:00 P.M | Ven Super Heroes time to do this for you sion about sex--and of course] Guess it isn't there. Dressed Sa 10:00 A.M, | % ksig | 9--1 Love Luey . ms At ate + isquab runs about 750 calories ZZ A 1--Peyton Place sins es. 1 Ze a 9--Marine Boy jer | @--Maich Game Now what happens if you eat/pregnancie ore|per pound: roasting chickens, : g-Falth For Today. | A --Mission Impossible | Secret Storm sugar at such a time--or eat) One sald women re miele ook, are figured at 790 AND TARTS TOO! Een teeta way tt ls | nike eae' "| carbohydrates in the form of|susceptible to pregnancy during ready to cook, sai on cian hes mily will love them end v2 2--The Answer eee ee | starches, which also quickly|their menstrual cycles, more sojcalories per pound. on : eR : 11:00 P.M. : ; : | e. Is this\probably is between these ¥w & o-catesn Plates 2:468-9-11 eNews H1--Gilligan's Island convert to sugar? |than at any other time. Re depending om the S sThis Is the te, "Weather, Sports 9--Movie Why, you get an immediaie|true? I had always believed the /figures, depen g @ TREMENDOUS SAVINGS @ G.M.A.C. FINANCING The CLIFF MILLS MOTORS Lid. WIDE CHOICE OF MODELS | Had you done this, South would have gone down one. West would take the lead at some point with a club and re- 4--Look Up and Live « 3--Sacred Heart 2--Insight | 14:25 P.M. } 4--Greatest Headlines 8--Leave It 16 Beaver 4--Truth or Consequences 3-6-12--Barney Boomer rise in blood sugar, But at the same time this sudden supply of opposite. -- Mrs. W.R.E amount of refuse--bone, etc. Let's get strajghtened out onjand amount of fat. : Sere ene a