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10 THE OSHAWA TIMES, Monday, December 4, 1967 } ANN LANDERS Prattling Pilots Irk Passengers Dear Ann Landers: Please|prises." This is what I found: say a word about airline pilot: who think they are disc jockeys. |read, s|An assortment of buttons which "My mother is a I travel a lot and I'm sick and|swinger," 'Send your parents to tired of those chatty fellows up|camp" and "God is not dead, he) = front who sound as if they arejjust doesn't want to get in- auditioning for a talk show.|volved." Thanks a lot.--Two Bourbons to Buffalo Dear Buffalo: I'm with you. I telephoned the manager of enjoy hearing the pilot give the|boxes. He said, "Yes, buttons. passengers a friendly hello afte take-off. It's reassuring to know there's somebody up there. Bu after we get off into the wild blue yonder I'd just as soon he tended to his navigation. All the kids are wearing them." I told him my kids would not be ¢/wearing. them because the but- Tr tons are mild compared with some I've seen. Yesterday a the market and asked him if he| © i|knew what was in the cereal] ™ tons, in my opinion, were atro-) © cious. He replied, "Those but-| Dear Ann Landers: As the|WOman came into the store) mother of three children I am|Wearing a button which read,| gravely concerned about what is happening to morality and sim- ple decency in this country "Lee Harvey Oswald, where "are you now when we need you?" Please tell me, Ann Landers, Yesterday I went to the market|2™ I a batty old woman or ere to buy the week's groceries. I purchased some breakfast ce- dicating "surprises for the kids inside."" When I reached home I these buttons an insult to the dignity of decent people?--Con- real with lettering on the box in-/Bectlcut Yankee Dear Connecticut: The but-) decided to check out the "sur-|™Y Way of thinking, not amus- Recipes Galore In 750 Page Book America Cooks By THE CANADIAN PRESS The General Federation of|!5 funny possesses a sick, sick/ Women's Clubs in the United States has put out a cookbook far more ambitious than the customary club book. America Cooks is a 750- -page, all-purpose cookbook edited by Am Seranne, a_ professional food expert. The foreward says she chose recipes and hints from 1,000,000 submitted by members of the federation. It also describes the federa- tion, founded in 1890, as the old- est women's service organiza- tion in existence. If the claim is accurate in the United States, it is not elsewhere. The YWCA and WCTU are older, both in England and Canada, and a University Women's Club was formed in England in 1887, The book's recipes, as in less extensive club compilations, are chosen to represent all regions of the country and are identified by member's and-or branch mame. Some are signed by well-known people such as Mrs. John Kennedy and Mrs. Hubert/trying to transfer the blame for Humphrey. The editor says they were also chosen to be prepared in a modern kitchen to please to- day's tastes. If any were. grand- mother's favorite recipes, they have been brought up to date. One hint, for instance, sug- gests saving TV dinner trays for storing leftovers to:serve when it's dinner-for-one night. Another says you can store) extra ice cubes for a party by putting them in plastic bags in the freezer. If you want to ripen an avo- cad~ quickly, put it in a wool sock in a dark place. America Cooks is-published in ling and in bad taste. Why on jearth the cereal company thinks lit's smart to encourage kids to |ridicule parents and make jokes = God is beyond me. The Oswald button is more than bad taste--and I can't be-| and like lieve it came in a cereal box. It is a vicious insult to our presi- |dent, and anyone who thinks it |sense of humor. Dear Ann Landers: My hus- band and I are in our middle forties. Mel is a brilliant man even though he has had only one year of high school. He knows all about law, medicine, religion, space and so on. Mel works in a factory although he |feels the job is beneath him. He |says he wants to keep his _ free from pressure. Last year I had a female | eration. Mel says: that after such an operation a woman is as good as dead. He never was very enthusiastic when it came to love-making. Now he shows absolutely no interest at all be- cause he says I have nothing to give. Frankly, I fee] more romantic now than I did when I was 21. Will you please explain why my husband has these peculiar ideas? -- A Very Lively Corpse Dear Lively: Your husband is his inability to perform. The fe- male operation you describe in no way diminishes a woman's THERE IS always a con- siderable amount of discus- sion when clothes are be- tons in the cereal box are, to| ing purchased for a 7-to-14 | young lady whether a larg- | er size than required should be purchased so that she can '"'grow-into it." We think not because young girls are as style consci- ous as belt older sisters look néat and trim especially when wear- 'SNUG AND WARM ing a dress-up coat. This smart one is a case in point. Fashioned of basket- weave wool and trimmed with a dark pile fabric at the collar, cuffs and front band, it fits well yet is amply cut to allow for comfort over bulky wool dresses or a sweater. Colors are green, turquoise or orange. --By Tracy Adrian By IDA JEAN KAIN | Teen-agers, what do you want? Analyzed, isn't it to be your best self? Whatever your definition of happiness may be, you will experience it only as you develop in the direction of making your dreams come true. | This columnist is a nutrition- ist, so I try to help you to be shapely weight and to have pro- tective food habits. No teen-ager needs to be overweight or out of shape and miserably unhappy. Visualize what you want, then set about getting it. Teen-agers, constructive thinking, visualizing and acting applies to everything you want to do. If you will proceed in the direction of your dreams and act as if it were impossible to fail, in anything you want to ac- complish, "you can achieve suc- cess unexpected in common hours," to paraphrase Threau. Believe this! Make it a part of sexual capacity. In fact, it often \Should see a doctor and learn should be in his prime. PAY RAISE URGED Canada by Longmans and sells at $8.75. nurses a maximum of $602. increases it. Your husband|your dreams. Make Your Dream Come True With Positive Thinking, Action | the right pattern of eating and/ exercise action. | "Well, today I'm 30 pounds lighter, I weigh 138 pounds. I am so pleased with the results and the effect it has on my fam- ily and friends. I am deter- mined to lose another 30 pounds, All I can say is--thank you for all the encouragement you have given me." We salute you! Underneath the bulges you have a beautiful figure--you are finding it. You believed you, could. You gave the picture to your mind and proceeded to act in the direction of your dreams. By changing your food habits and swinging into exercise action, you are changing bulges to bygones. Wonderful! Aim to weigh 115 shapely pounds, Talk with your doctor about this. Continue to build your meals around the protec- tive foods, for by that plan you your expectations. Drum it into why he is as good as dead at|DREAM COME TRUE the time in his life when he} A 16-year-old young lady fs making her dream come true. She writes: "Thank you for boosting my} NEW WESTMINSTER, B.C./will power when I was ready to (CP) -- A three-man panel hasjcall it quits. I think you will be recommended a monthly wage/pleased to hear my story. I am increase of between $34 and $55/16 'years old, 5 ft. 2 inches tall. for psychiatric nurses in British|Five months ago I weighed in at Columbia mental hospitals. The}168 pounds. At that weight I was panel's report would give assist-|ashamed to be seen by anyone. ant charge nurses a maximum|I even dreaded going to school. of $538 a month and charge|Finally I decided to do some- thing about it--and to stay with OSHAWA SHOPPING CENTRE DECEMBER STORE HOURS OPEN EVERY NIGHT 9 P.M. INCLUDING SATURDAYS UNTIL December 1st through Dec. 23 will grow up to be a healthy beauty. 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