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That Cluster headaches are a var-\helps, but the backache, burn- iant of migraine, and related to/ing urine, and the need to get histamine headache. |up at night continue, The ig Monge il ape ® NEEDS SURGERY group or a bunch; hence cluster} sera headaches are likely to appears sed ge lhl dat in a series, followed by a period | yoy comment on ahis? CIM in which the patient is free of| ~ paced them. | Chronic prostate trouble alone They may occur at. night,|!8 enough reason to be wary of waking the patient: or they may|Venereal disease, or to get tend to occur at some particular|treatment immediately if the time of day. disease is contracted. Gonor- Onset is sudden. While they)"hea can be the cause of pros- are severe, usually they are of|tate infection. At your age other reasonably short duration. types of infections can occur f and become chronic, It can be VARIOUS CAUSES difficult to subdue. Headaches may have causes} Timing of the surgery as well fense against consists of attacking and con- tinuing to attack declarer in a |naturall } that a partnership should avoid choosing as 26 THE OSHAWA TIMES, Thursday, October 26, 1967 BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top Record-Holder in Masters' Individual Championship Play) South dealer. Neither side vulnerable. NORTH K int @K532 4KQ105 WEST EAST 49743 486 9Q10842 1AKTE ty poraa 83 & 9g SOUTH @AQI102 93 @QI107 hAl6 The bidding: South West North East 1@ Pass 2 # Pass 2¢@ Pass 36 Pass 3@ Pass 4@ Opening lead--four of hearts, The most usual form of de- a suit contract suit where he is weak. The un- Elderlying prupose is to force him to use up his trumps so that, when the defenders eventually obtain the lead, they can. cash whatever cards remain in their long suit. While this is going on, de- clarer does everything he can to frustrate the attack upon his trump fortress. If he is blessed with nine or more trumps be- tween his own hand and dum- my's he will usually be able to withstand the onslaught. When his side has eight trumps, declarer's position is sometimes seriously jeopardized, but when his total is only seven |trumps, the situation may be- come downright precarious. It y follows from all this trump a suit in which their combined holding jis only seven trumps, especially when they are divided 4-3 or 5-2. Observe South's problem in the present case. A heart is led and continued, which he ruffs. If he now draws West's trumps, he goes down. He winds up with only nine tricks -- five spades and four clubs. With all the trumps gone, the defenders eventually score the ace of dia- monds and three heart tricks. This result should not sur- prise declarer, since he starts with only a 36 per cent chance of finding the trumps divided 3-3. However, South can protect himself against the more likely 4-2 trump division (48 per cent) by playing in the following man- ner: After ruffing a heart at trick two, he should lead the jack of diamonds. If he wins the trick, he draws trumps and scampers home with ten tricks. If the jack of diamonds loses to the ace and a heart is re- turned, South discards a dia- mond, deliberately refusing to ruff in order to guard against a 4-2 trump division. The de- fense is then at the end of its rope, since a heart continuation can be ruffed in dummy with- out shortening declarer in trumps. Frenchmen Seen Top Spenders MONTREAL (CP)--If the number of francs exchanged for dollars at Expo 67 is any indica- tion, Frenchmen have been the fair's most numerous and welt heeled foreign visitors, next to Americans, says the manager of Expo's only bank. "Our foreign exchange figures don't prove this, of course, since other visitors may have ex- changed their money in uptown banks or, like the British, be suffering from stringent curren- cy restrictions," Paul F. Leger, manager of the Canadian Impe- rial Bank of Commerce's Expo branch, said Tuesday in an in- terview. French francs account for 50 per cent of the bank's foreign exchange with British sterling second at 16 per cent. German deutchmarks are next at 15 per cent and Japanese yen close by at 14 per cent. The remainder of the 30 or more foreign curren- cies handled by the bank ac- count for the other five per cent, BOOKS SEIZED OSLO (AP)--Norwegian po- lice raided the premises of five importers of sexy magazines re- cently and seized hundreds of copies deemed to be pornograph- ic, most of them from Sweden and Denmark. Violators of laws against dealing in pornography can be punished with up to twe years in prison and heavy fines, either inside or outside the jas its extent will have to de- head. The type (or types) we|pend on your doctor's judgment. are discussing today all come! under the general category of| Dear Dr. Molner: I read your vascular headaches, related to ajl etter from the lady who sudden dilation of arteries|\couldn't swallow pills, and the within the head. The cause of|suggestions from your readers. this dilation, however, varies. |Nobody came up with my dis- The histamine form is the|covery. consequence of a sudden release} Try it yourself. Put a pill on of histamine in the body, chemi-|the tip of your tongue (which cally the same reaction which;many people do) and try to accompanies allergies. Some-|swallow it. You will have diffi- times disensitization is anjculty if you succeed at all. answer, But put a pill on the back part of your tongue and see how quickly a swallow of liquid washes it down.--G.C.W. Thank you. very much. I'm sure it will help many, When there is warning of an attack coming on, as is the case with most migraine sufferers, medications containing ergot and other drugs can, if taken promptly, stall off the headache but may not stop the headache once it has begun. Dear Dr. Molner: I have jumps on my wrists, neck and Emotional upsets are a known/ankles which the doctor says QUEENIE "If you want to remain man's best friend, don't interrupt when I'm girl-watching." factor in many such headaches |are fatty tumors, but I ar Alcohol (which dilates arter-jafraid they will become malig ies) can precipitate attacks, and|nant,--M.H. 'ave to he removed because of ppearance or because they are drugs such as nitroglycerin can| Fatty tumors do not become do the same, malignant. They sometimes arge enough to be a nuisance, but not for fear of eancer,