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MOLNER, MDjeach brow has completely dis- | Dear Dr. Molner: There ee ae es ce eos clu om die apnea lems in his armpits due to te eae eae ives me enough of : deodorant or anti-perspi- information, including your age Mba 10 years ago I suffered oer a agen ae such a problem. Treatment wasitend to have a thinning of hair land various prescription medi- ning of the outer half of the eye- cines, and it was difficult for) prows is seen in hypothyroidism me to go about holding MY| (low thyroid function). An ex arms away from my body be-| amination by your doctor and jcause of the pain and irritation.| avajyation of such possibilities (I am a pianist and teacher.) 'may provide a useful clue to My solution was this: lIlyour problem. stopped using any of the com-} x mercial products and substi-| Dear Dr. Molner: Doctors tuted a simple application of af-|said my deafness was due to a ter-shave lotion. I had to be dead nerve and that nothing careful at first because some lo-|could be done to correct it. That tions sting, but gradually hitlwas 10 years ago. Is it still upon those which were pleasant true? C.E.W. as well as effective. | Unfortunately yes. No way Since then I have passed the/has been found to bring a dead idea on to my physician and to|nerve back to life, and since a few students with the same|sound impulses have to be! problem. Perhaps this will be of|transmitted (from the ear to the service to other readers, J.C. jbrain) by the auditory nerves, It may well be--a certain|there is nothing to do for that number of people are sensitive|type of loss of hearing except to to the commercial preparations. suggest lip-reading. The shaving lotion sounds like al handy answer, if it will do the} Dear Dr. Molner: Could you job for a person, Probably rub-|give some information on achla- bing alcohol (perhaps diluted)|sia? It is most difficult for a would serve also. It is astrin-| layman to explain, and gent and also an antiseptic. apparently seldom heard of. Other readers with this prob-|Surgery was successful 10 years lem may want to try this. Ijago but occasional! sudden don't say it will work for every-|symptoms occur and explana- body, but it makes sense, The!tion always finds puzzled ex- reason for my reservation is/pressions from others, Mrs. merely that; as a physician, I/F.R.S. have had so many opportunities| Achlasia is a spasm of the to see that: what works for one/upper end of the stomach due to person does not always suit an-jan imbalance of nervous control other. After all, for many, the of the area. : commercial preparations are) The result is difficulty in perfectly satisfactory swallowing, regurgitation, and discomfort in the upper abdo inecessarily |where clubs, |both methods jalso, that correct play makes THE OSHAWA TIMES, Wednesday, October 25, 1967 BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top Record-Holder in Masters' Individual Championship Play) South dealer. Neither side vulnerable. NORTH @AQI107 @753 104 5109 WEST ' 6 o9854 S00 @A8642 oQ73 $62 Q876432 wd . SOUTH akK2 @KQJ @AKIOB5S AK The bidding: South West North East 2@ Pass 2@ Pass 2NT Pass 36@ Pass 3NT Pass 6NT Opening lead--ten of hearts, It would be wonderful to be able to see the defenders' hands every time you became declar- er, Presumably, you would sel- dom err in the play and would enjoy. getting every possible trick out of each hand. But, alas, bridge is not play- do the best you can without seeing the adverse hands. This mean that you should suffer because of your restricted vision; on the ( led that way and you have to ly doesn't jcontrary, your results on most hands should exactly parallel what you would accomplish if you actually saw all the cards. For example, take this case where West leads a heart which \East wins with the ace. East returns a heart, which you take with the king, and you can now count eleven sure winners, come what may, There are only two suits you can- score the all- important twelfth trick. One is where cashing the A-K might drop the queen and make dummy's jack a trick. The oth- er is diamonds, where you may catch the queen by either lead- ing the A-K or taking a finesse in the hope that East has the queen. Note that-in the actual hand, fail. But note, the slam. What you should do is try to get a reading of the distribution so that you will know how to deal with the dia- monds. Accordingly, you cash the third round of hearts, the A-K of clubs, the ace of diamonds, and five spade tricks. This re duces you to the K-J of dias monds alone. As you cash these tricks, you learn that West started with one spade, two hearts, seven clubs, and hence three dia- monds. When you cash the last spade, West must discard from the Q-7 of diamonds and queen of clubs. Since he cannot af- ford a club discard, he parts with a diamond, You thereupon cash the king of diamonds, knowing beyond the shadow of a doubt that the queen will fall. Seeds Plan Advanced VANCOUVER (CP) -- Dore tors hope an international plan to sow syeamore seeds will beat fruit in the form of a memorial to Hippocrates, the father of medicine. Dr. Oscar Sziklai, 43, of the University of British Columbia forestry department, says the goal is $50,000 in two years to build a house on the Greek is- land of Cos. He says the memorial house will be designed along lines of those of ancient times, Dr. Sziklai says the sycamore seeds will come from a tree leg- end marks as the one Hippo- crates sat under to write his medical tomes. "According to legend, the tree 4s 25 centuries old," says Dr. Sziklai, who recently returned from Cos with a collection of 100 seeds. "The tree is 50 feet high, seven feet in diameter and com- pletely hollow inside, but it is alive." He says two pounds of seed is expected in Vancouver in mid- November for distribution to doctors throughout North Amer- ica in hope of eliciting a dona- tion for the cause. The 500,000 seeds are to be collected by agriculturists on Cos at the end of October when they ripen. How- "Your teeth are fine. ever, I wonder if I could inter- est you in seeing your dentist more than twice a year any- wav?" trolled by bland diet and relax- ing medications, then surgery is necessary to relieve the obstruc- tion that tends to occur. Just tell your friends you have a stomach spasm. It's eas Dear Dr. Molner: What could|men. cause bald eyebrows? Half of! If the trouble cannot be con- ; ier than trying to explain achla- sia. ;