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East-West vulnerable, 4987 97642 pi 85 WEST es 63 K64 @I98S 9KQ108 10874 @KI9 #10632 &KI9 4AJ10952 @A oAQs AQT 'The bidding: West North East Soum Pass Pass 1NT Dble 29 Pass Pass 4@ Opening lead--five of hearts, The finesse is unquestionably a very valuable weapon, but it is virtually useless if you can- not get to the correct hand to take the desired finesse. This question of entries can be extremely bothersome in some hands, and many con- tracts are defeated solely be- cause declarer lacks communi- cation from one hand to the other. For example, in the present hand, if declarer could somehow or other obtain the privilege of leading from dummy at will, he could take successful finesses in spades, diamonds and clubs, and thus wind up with eleven tricks. But with no ready entry to dummy, South must play well to bring home the contract. He knows from the bidding that each of the three possible fi- nesses is marked to succeed, but the best he can do is tunnel his way into dummy to take two of them. Accordingly, at trick two, he leads the jack of spades and overtakes it with the queen. (Note that declarer does not lead the ace of spades first, which would destroy a vital entry to dummy.) East is forced to win the | queen with the king, and makes the best return of a heart. |South must be careful to trump jhigh in order to preserve the |5-2 as entries to the 8-7. Declarer now crosses to dum- my with a trump and, let's say, takes a diamond finesse which succeeds. He then re-enters |dummy with another trump and jtakes a club finesse. As a re- sult of this meticulous use of his low cards, South scores ten tricks, losing only a spade, a diamond and a club. The key play comes at trick two. Not only must South avoid the error of leading the spade ace, but he must also be sure to overtake the jack (or its equiva- lent) with the queen. If he fails \to do this, East defeats him by \refusing to win the trick. | _ LEADS TOURNAMENT | GLENEAGLES, Scotland (AP)--Jack Kay of the Toronto suburb of Rosedale was the leading pro Thursday after three rounds in an international professional-amateur _four-ball golf tournament. Kay fired a 75 Thursday to go with his pre- vious rounds of 64 and 71 for a three-round total of 210, GOOD NEWS WINNIPEG (CP) -- Winnipeg Blue Bombers received wel- come news Thursday when team doctors diagnosed an inju- ry to halfback Dave Raimey as a bad bruise, not a fractured set as was feared ear- ier. QUEENIE ACROSS DOWN | la] E ee bpniae ded SOP E OMEN 5. Anthro- 2. Harbor TAPEISMEAL ISMNPIT poids 3. Impel T iF US SIE! 9, Secret 4. Entrances LAITT society 5. Than: in Sierra Ger. Leone 6. Father 10. Tibetan 7. ain priest ) 11, Freight 8. 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Even if you have a '"'poison- safe' house, watch for the "leaks." People carry pills in their pockets and purses. One expert warned me, "Mothers? and grandmothers' purses become lethal traps. "Grandma puts her purse on the floor. Children often go through purses--and we get these children, sick and some- times in danger of dying from grandma's high blood pressure pills, diabetes pills, anti-depres- sant pills, thyroid pills. A purse is a trap." WATCH DIET PILLS Watch out for 'diet pills." Dr. Regine Aronow, one of the most dedicated of poison fight- ers, tells me, "At least half a dozen times we have found a 'reducing' combination of medi- cations. which we think never' should be combined: a mixture of. amphetamines, thyroid and 34-12--Foreat Rengere By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD Places heart, and really doing some-|which is a derivative of digital- thing about making the housejis, of all things, safe for children to live in--has) mix cleared stuff out from under/ sense. pice . instituted a rule) So when a baby gets it You! 19. unknown 154. }ean imagine what can happen. | is a powerful that makes no medical Some experts are just about jas emphatic about camphorated | business being in a house." At one poison centre, a bit joftener than once a month Still, here are some extrajcamphorated oil shows up in its| tainer": small dose can be lethal. It usually is given by mistake. Is it the "C" in the name that makes people carelessly reach for it instead of cathartics or other remedies starting with "Cc? Camphorated oil works on the central nervous system, causing convulsions and other damage. | 'Aspirin? You may be sick of hearing me talk about it, but I am sickened by the way people} keep on abusing it. : People think "'baby type aspl- rin" is safe. A survey of over 1,000 aspirin poisonings showed: 725 from '"'baby type", 173 from adult type; 153 not determined. Re'ad that and remember it! SPECIAL MARKINGS Put special markings on bot- tles?. Yes, It will focus your attention on the ever-present problem if nothing else, and the labels do do some good. Of 1,- 500 poisonings the score was: From bottles with warning digoxin," at aT art ; : ; | Le I hope, if not with great, Even for adults a mixture ol) (| a oa optimism, that somebody atjamphetamines ("pep pills"), a ie Se least is taking my advice tojthyroid extract, and digoxin epplication for a retiree ment community." . llabels 560; no warning label Do you keep things where | they belong? If so, are you sure lit's a safe place? There were cult to open that little fingers) oj], One stormed, 'It has n0}651 poisons stored "in the cus- tomary place," to 60 "not in lcustomary place." Significant? | Poisons "in original con- | 1,222; not in original ainer: 243; unknown: 59. precautions for those who will/role of poisoner. A surprisingly vag not to leave poison It's sprays or other things in pop or milk bottles--but knowing that isn't enough. Ten times as many poisons come right out of the original poison bottle. Don't forget alcohol. Foolhar- dy adults have killed them- selves by drinking a whole bot- tle on a dare. Teen-agers have done this, too!. It takes less for a child, ' Yes, they come in with alco- hol poisoning. And poisoned by eating mother's eye make-up or tranquilizers ('any kind you can name, we've had it," I was told). Birth control pills are poisoning more these days. And watch out for iron. Fer- rous sulfate, in medicines for anemia, is so dangerous that it required hospitalization almost as often, proportionately, as lye --41.1 per cent to 43.3, When it is in vitamin mixtures, the vita- min pills are six times as dan- gerous. I wonder if anybody's been listening?