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MOTHER, FOR THE LAST TIME,., DR.LYMAN'S ~ GOING TO ye | REACT Joe |EXACTLY | @ 73 | | LIKE THE | OTHERS! SMART TIME TO TRADE FOR, BILLY Boy / Y q. "WE MUST BE THOROUGH, four hands? |2. @93 was @kQR62 Sars | 2. KIS YAIS $Q7 gK0862 § | 3. @AIT YA10 @KI643 4 AB | & @AQ98 YAQST @-- gA0875 1. Two clubs. You don't have quite the values for a jump to three diamonds (forcing to game), and are too good for a simple raise to two diamonds (which indicates 6 to 9 points). As usual, when faced with this dilemma, you bid a side suit- in this case, clubs - planning to show the diamond support at the next opportunity without jumping the bidding. If effect, by combining these two bids, you show the type of hand that originally was worth a raise to two and a half dia- monds. In general, when vou WILLARD. IT'S \ THE SECRET OF \ SUCCESS! en -- sy} fi = frag % < NO '68 PRICES AVAILABLE YET 4--Sinbad Jr. 10:38 A.M, Mi--Hobby Time 9--Batfink | 4--Sharzan | | 7--George of the Jungle &--Skipper Sam HUBERT NOW, THIS HOLE Is 153 YARDS AND A PAR3 NO/.., JUST DREAMING HIS BECOMI A GREAT ATHLETE NO... "GET-WELL CARD PERHAPS? yi SRANPMA make two bids of this kind, you jindicate 11 or 12 points, nold- jing midway between a single 'raise and a forcing jump raise. |Partner may then go on to game jor not, depending upon whether |his values exceed a minimum opening bid. 2. Two notrump. With a hand |so well suited for notrump play, {there is no particularly good reason for responding two clubs. |Ordinarily, a five - card suit 1s jnot suppressed, but where it is ja minor and an 1l1-trick con- tract is only a distant hope, |while a nine-trick game is, very |promising, the minor suif-may be profitably concealed. The |jump to two notrump is forcing jto game, 3. Three clubs, You can't very well settle for less than a slam |with a holding of 18 high-card |points, excellent trump sup- |port, and controls in every suit, Usually, when this is the case, you make a jump shift in a side jsuit in order to alert partner to the possibility of not only a small slam but a grand slam. However, here you have no genuine side suit, there being only three-card suits to choose from. So, at the risk of de- ceiving partner, you manufac- jture a suit because that is the only way you can appraise him of the potentialities of the hand. You choose clubs instead. of spades because it is dangerous to make a cuebid in a suit high- jer in rank than the one you |plan as the ultimate trump suit. | 4. Two clubs. This is a fine \hand to have opposite an open- ing bid, but it loses much of its luster when partner starts with a diamond. 'A jump - shift would be decidedly out of order. 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Bridge first opened up with 9-+-6-12--Progressive 9:0 A.M, | 7--Amateur Tennis Dear Dr. Molner: I sufferjaspirin to sodium salicylate for|'jight and medium automatic comeion" | 4-Paper Capers a0 FM, quite severely from arthritis.|some other drug of the samelfire" early this morning. cu em, 10:00 A.M, Meaney Sodium salicylate has been rec-|type because they believe that 11--Run for Your Lite 11--Ed Alien 4:00 PLM. omnrended by another womanjit is different, that some new BLACK OUT 7--Hando, uc lnad ies | tithe Cecete, who has arthritis and claims|form of magic will go to work TORONTO. (CP)--Hydro Vt+---Ghost Breaker 4--Popeye, Gumby '11--Dennis The Menace |She has been helped by it. Ijin their behalf. workers, 'working to rule" dur- would appreciate your advice.| Arthritis being the persistent,|. Bntiact negotiations, were Would it be harmful to take|nagging sort of ailment that it ictant 15 work' ovaritos Fels CROSSWORD aspirin while taking this drug?/is, an emotional lift can be' day and restore electricity to --Mrs, B.C. important, and helpful. I hope ne nkblock area of suburban 4 ACROSS = 44. Hardy 18. Season- eRe nea There's a group of drugs|this doesn't destroy illusions for Mimtes blacked out for "four oe tees 19, Putue [SEITIBAMIBIODE| |called salicylates--that is, com-|anyone, but truth's truth, hours after a car hit several 5. Strike "mayo Be A pounds formed in part by sali- Iner: My god.{Poles. Power was eventually 9. Timber DOWN River [SIFONEISMMPIALLIS] |cylic' acid. Sodium salicylate is| Dear Dr. Molner: My gomire stored and Gordon Mac- wolf 1. Grooved 20. Breeze RIVISITILIEIRMMM Jone of them. Aspirin and its|Child, age 2, starts t6 walk with|nonaiq 98, of Toronto, was 10. Corn 2. Latin 23, Mourn. [SMart variants are another, aspirin|@ limp in his right foot when hel (harced with impaired driving. "bread 3. Warp- ing at ae beiny acetyl-salicylic acid. knows his mother is going to 11, Barnum's yarn hand --[G/LIOJOJMIMILJOITIRIE] | All of these drugs not only|Work. She only works a few elephant 4. Also 24. Aplay BITRSMETIeleisi (ease the pain but have an anti-/hours a night, and his father is QUEENIE 12. Unit of B; Pale ns racer at inflammatory action and thus|there with him. This is the first weigtlt plensil words Yesterday's Amewer havo further beneficial effects|time she has worked since her M4. cous of © ane ae i 32. Memos on arthritis, not to mi€ntion|Martiage 15, Larva name 27. Shake- 33. Narrow --_| Other_ conditions. : NOTHING WRONG of fly 8. Nuts spearian roadways Aspirin is one of the extreme-| a7, see the child limp you 16, Land 11. Burlap tragedy 35. Flourish ly valuable drugs we possess,/,ou4 think there is something measure 13.Iroquoian _--29. Shilly- 38. Grape but is sc widely used that peo- wrong with his foot. She had 17. Stress 15. Restrained shallies 39. Obese ple lose sight of its true effec-/tne doctor check him thorough- 20. Cuckoo (with 30. States 40. Malt tiveness, . lly (x-rays, too) and he said 21. Man's "up") further beverage Perhaps it is a case of fami- there was nothing wrong with nickname ae ORR Re ES re TY 6 liarity breeding contempt. In|,i, lecs or foot, 22, Perform Y Y any event, when aspirin is pres- 23. Sagaci eee oor. cribed by a physician, patients) Cvuld there be something seat 3 ii Gi GZ] 774 \often seem to be disappointed,|@lthougk the doctor says no? dish 7 4 wn it and gay, "He just told me to She is thinking of quitting in 26. Close take aspirin." her job but the doctor advised 28. Falsehood T WU wy ? her to continue working. PEMD RO tng 29. Exclama- Y , /, ASPIRIN EFFECTIVE If he is acting, where could oWell--that's one I didn't uo 7 19 [19 20 Actually, aspirin is one of the| he have seen a limp? No one in \ oy aig 1 z pind most effective drugs yet|the family limps, or any of| 'rm gonad Rati toc ||| 6h Tr ee We devised for arthritis, and this|theit friends.--Mrs, B. hand 35. Deity VA DA has been Ligeti 7 tr Mig ig ten J : 7 Z 24 25 comparative tests. Granted,|/why he limps only when his a pig 4 U Y some of the other drugs, for/mother is going to work. Hejfoot os agra ata ben suddenly ae fet Ga VA" |?° | |limited periods, also can be|may have an infant notion thatjalong and, hota toca x (with 4 4 useful at times, but for contin-|she won't come back--but hej"sore paw = got ed i 4 "out") a GZ yr Lis ued effect the salicylat a should outgrow that notion pret-| when he was picked up. 39. Lon -- including aspirin) give the|ty soon. teeth bat Be Yyyy* best reruits. i "where would s small child) Dear Dr. Motner: How often ses igauaae me 7139 a Since all of the salicylatesjlearn to limp? Could be that/do you ng : ds ve ory ' WY work in the same fashion, there|somebody in the house stubbed should shave her. a » 2 . 42 Toward 41 YW 42 Y, is nc puint in taking aspirin inja {oe once caer Pag ig iy or fiv y 8 é bea piste Leday ; y' t sad. '" "A \additi:n to sodium salicylate. quick'y. I had a friend who had : oe am ZA Y It could be that some gremls puppy. If the pup wanted to bs Paine necessary to sll 43. Marbles benefit when switching from|be carried he would hold up one well-groomed.