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THE OSHAWA TIMES, Thursdey, ? AND YOU SCARED HIM AWAYE September 7, 1967 23 HMM..6T'VE WONDERED ABOUT WHAT KIND OF A MAN YOU 4] REALLY WERE, MY APOLOGIES, Pe we (Top Record-Holder in Masters' Individual Championship Play) WHAT'S ALL THE SHOUTING ABOUT? A RD! ay eal on IT WAS STALKING INTO THE BARLY, EARLY SHOW WITHOUT REALIZIN LATE, LATE / 5 iG IT! ,, BUZ SAWYER Seuth dealer, North-South vulnerable. DONALD DUCK Tire Stores Ay A \/_\ YOU GOTITRIGHT| Sffue NEXT MORNING... BILLY ONE SHOT.. Nil "THAT'S WHY WE NEED THE CANNON? THAT'S ABOUT) THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN. TO AN GREAT SCOTT:-- ikea ELEVEN O'CLOCK! Opening lead--nine of hearts. I am indebted to Mr. Richard D. Roberts of Burlington, On- tario, for sending me this hand which TJ have some reservations about publishing because of the mystifying series of bids by |North. " | <dfowever, such bidding se- |quences can be found in every part of the world, and Canada |surc!y cannot claim exclusive jrights in this or similar matters. In tact, Mr. Roberts himself says: "I will list the bidding without comment, but I am |sure you will feel it is horrible. { was South." I wil! say nothing publicly with regard to North's bidding, jexcept to venture a guess that jhe is not a member of the Con- |servative Party. North would have been duly jpumsbed for his bidding had West led a diamond, or even @ jspade, but assumed that the |double by East called for @ heart lead in accordance with (:7HANK { COLLECT THEM8 --~ GOODNESS. \ BILLION RASBUCKNIKS 18/7) ) FUST!!-- THEN +. AS LONG AS WE CAN MAKE THE TURN... SECRET AGENT X9 LARGE SELECTION OF '67 MODELS IN OUR LAST ALLOTMENT SHORTAGE OF GOOD USED CARS ) + ) = our car will stop hen it was brand , BICYCLES e Value pecifications by Can- facturer, PECIAL brazed frame. 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If there is any- thing suspicious, then your doc- tor is notified and as a rule will wart large-size (14x17 inch) x- rays. The mobile units do not attempt to decide whether you do or do not have tuberculosis, lung cancer or any other dis- ease. They merely undertake to tell you (or rather your doctor) that some abnormality appears to exist. They may, for example, say that the ray indicates some heart enlargement--which may or may not warrant any alarm. Thus some people receive a notice to go to the doctor but presently learn that nothing serious is wrong. The mobile unit people think it is better to be on the safe side rather than be sorry later. So do I. Dear Dr. Molner: If a urina- lysis reveals a two-plus protein count and some red blood cells, what does it indicate in a 48- year old male in apparent gen- This combination can mean several things. It could be trou- ble in the kidney itself--some form of nephritis. Irritation anywhere along the urinary tract can produce bleeding and hence red blood cells, and the blood cells alone can produce a positive protein (albumin) test. Irritants could be stones, blad- der ulcers, polyps. The conditions responsible for albumin and red cells in the urine may be so subtle or so early as not to cause you to feel ill. Nonetheless, an evaluation of bladde: and kidneys should be made, and may nip serious trouble in the bud Dear Dr. Molner: | have bad | varicose veins. I read in a book about folk medicine that you should bathe them night and morning with apple cider vine- jgar and drink a glass of water twice a day with two teaspoons jof cider vinegar, and in a month the veins should be gone. I have tried it faithfully and no results. Is this really a cure?--Mrs. E.T. No, it's not a cure nor is there the faintest scientific rea- son why it should be. This cider vinegar nonsense--and it is utter nonsense--has caused no end of trouble, but the fallacy has heen so widely spread that a great many people believe there must be something to it. Until they try it. I still get inquiries almost every day, and I keep on giving the answer: There is no more value, to your health, in this sort of thing than in the jabberings Of an aborigi- nal witch doctor. ; ENDED SYSTEM Japan's feudal system ended \in 1868 when the Meiji Restora- eral good physicial condition? jtion developed a national state --R.G. ) centred on the emperor. the siam doubling convention. So he led a heart, Mr. Roberts or course real- ized that he could no longer go |down more than one, since he |had eleven tricks in clear sight. But he also realized that there was now a chance to make the contract because the double by East seemed to mark him with all the missing high cards. Accordingly, Mr. Roberts ran five heart tricks on which he discarded a spade and a dias mond from his hand. He then ran five club tricks on which he discarded two diamonds from dummy. On the last club lead, East, whose last four cards were the K-J of spades and A-K of dia- monds, had to discard and he elected to discard the king of diamonds. Mr Roberts thereupon played the queen of diamonds to put East on lead, and East was then forced to return a spade. As a result, Mr. Roberts made two spade tricks and the slam, thereby fulfilling North's pre- diction that Wouth would make six notrump Waltz Popular In Austria VIENNA (AP) -- Although beat music records sell best here. the waltz bravely holds its own in its homeland. "We teach them the walts before any other dance," says the owner of a renowned dance school in Vienna,"and only later they come into contact with the short-lived modern stuff." He was optimistic about the chances of the waltz surviving scores of modern rhythms that have been included in most of the Vienna dance school pro- grams. "Young people do like the waltz irrespective of their fam- ily background," the dance master commented. No major ball during the tra- ditional fashching -- carnival -- season can do without the Vien- na waltz. This year it has revived in Austria because of the 100th birthday of the Blue Danube Waltz, Eight major international record companies and stores say waltz music sells at a con- stant three to eight per cent of the total turnover. The municipality of Vienna is helping preserve what is con- sidered a cultural heritage of this city, Apart from concerts and ceremonies this year to commemorate the famous Strauss waltz, several coffee houses receive city grants to pay small orchestras. LONG DESCENT Cockroaches, the same as today's pests, scurried around the earth more than 200,000,000 years ago. "would you mind i I sat someplace else? I have & feeling you're being drawn to me. through no fault of your own."