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5 the former Rose Bal- daughter, Mrs. F. Tan- ace) of Toronto and a 1ughter, Helen Seto, of urviving are a_ sister, | Loach (Bertha) and a Edgar, both of New Lis- was predeceased by a znes and three brothers, ~ Chris and Jack. ineral funeral service ~~ eld at the W. C. Town® * Chapel, Whitby, at 2 g. 19, followed by in- in Groveside Cemetery, Rev. W. Patterson, min- Gardenview United Vhitby, will conduct the REW SMELANSKI ath occurred, Aug. 16, me, 346 Gliddon Ave- ndrew Smelanski. The _ who had been in fail- h for two years; was h year. of the late Mr. and drew Smelanski, the was born Nov, 5, 1899, ry. A resident of Can- 1 years, he had been a for 37 years. loyee of Fittings Lim- pme 30 years, prior to pment in 1965, Mr was a member of 7,. United Steelwork- nerica, eased is at the Arm- ineral Home for Re- th Mass in Holy Cross itholic Church at 10.30- . 18. Interment will awa Union Cemetery. J. Darby, pastor of 'ss Church, will sing IN JOHN WEST th occurred Aug. 17, ronto Western Hospi- tin John (Ross) West been a resident of Manor for a_ short of the late Mr. and West, the deceased it Pefferlaw, Ont, and is education in that was a resident of and Saskatchewan for 's before coming to st was employed in try shop at General d was later employ- Chevrolet line. He the distributor for ush in Oshawa and, s retirement in 1959, } grocery store in a member of the rch and of Branch Canadian Legion. arried, Mr. West was a by his first wife, Myrtle Marion Mait- 0 and by his second 'ormer Maude Ball Je is survived by a Mrs. William G¥¥fin Scarborough and a 'd, of Oshawa. iving are a sister, i (Laura) of Peffer- other, Everett, of pila, California and ichildren. ral service will be McIntosh - Anderson me at 2 p.m., Aug. i by interment in n Cemetery. Rev. of Kingsview United will conduct the ill be received Fri- OHN WERZUN a sickness of three tion the death oc- . 16, at the Oshawa pital, of Mrs. John Thomas Street. She 70th year. er Annie Kreskiw, 1 was a daughter of . and Mrs. Joseph rn in Poland, Sept. was predeceased by husband, Jacob hany years ago. She | to Mr. Werzun in ke, Nov. 13, 1937. Oshawa from Kirk- 21 years ago, Mrs. a member of the iary of Branch 43, lian Legion and of Ukrainian Greek rch. r husband she is wo daughters, Mrs. wski (Maggie) of Mrs. Cameron Cole yton, Ont.; a step- rs. Robert Bawers pronto; 12 grand- seven great-grand- in is at the Arm- 1eral Home for gh Mass in St. rainian Greek reh at 9:30 a.m., mass will be sung . Pereyma, ERAL OF S KAYEL rial service for who died Aug. 13, vanville Memorial is 66th year, was p.m., Aug. 16, at z Funeral Home. ' Dekany of the eformed Church, ucted the service. } in Oshawa Union arers were Joe 1 Mazur, George Strojnoons, Joe Konrad Cser. (RAL OF RA PARKER rial service for arker, who died Oshawa General Ss 52nd year, was » Aug. 16, at the neral Home. was conducted by 00d of the Salva- iterment was in Cemetery. ers were Donald tery, Wilf. Grif- ings, Kert Lyttle r. HENRY MICKEY MOUSE GRANDMA MUGGS AND SKEETER JULIET JONES NORMALS (OH, CAN! APFO! BUT IT'S GOING RD To Bi A PEW K ex PENSIVE! MOVIES AND ' NUS A SODAS. p) SO WHATA "THAT'S NORMAL. OF PUPPY, (FORA KID YA fp (HIS AGE! DO YOU KNOW LOUIE HAS at IA BAD CASE NOTHING SURPRISES YOU HAVE A SURPRISE COMING, SMARTY! ad TWAS WITH AN Olt NO ROADS, NOTHING HE'S A POOR, 1 NO COMPANY, CHRISTY 'BUT THE VELDT AND ANAS... LOST PLIPP>-- IDEA NAIROBI AND I LIVED OUT LIONS, ELEPHANTS, GIRAFFES, EVERYTHING! CHRISTY LOVED IT, MAY I KEEP IN THE WILDS, HIMP! ME,TOOTS! BUZ SAWYER © King Features Syadiceta, inc. 1967. World rights reserved." NATCHERLY!! /"GENNULMAN" AH ISA MAH FOOT!! Yo' GENNULMAN?" Ky KISSES HER -THREE NIGHTS IN A ROW:*AN' LARGE SELECTION OF '67 MODELS IN OUR LAST ALLOTMENT PONTIACS, BUICKS, BEAUMONTS, VAUXHALLS, G.M.C, TRUCKS The CLIFF MILLS MOTORS Lid. Y CELIA'S IN THERE... JUST SITTIN' THERE DRINKIN' .{ BEING "ARFED* AWAKE IN THE MORNING JANE ARDEN 5 + BUT WE'RE TRAPPED 4° INHERE, PHIL... +l -- HER"! THASS TH' "CODE O' TH' AND THAT LOCK. WON'T HOLD FOREVER, HEY! THE TRAIN'S LOSING SPEED. SMART TIME TO TRADE NO '68 PRICES AVAILABLE YET SECRET AGENT X9 SHORTAGE OF GOOD USED CARS ) = NUBBIN! 76 .Me FOR YOUR NAP! HUBERT TELEVISION LOG | hannel 2--Buffale 3-6-12--World on Stage 11:3 AM. 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A | J--Dlaling for Dollars, | 12----Summer Scene 4--Littlest Hobe | Virginia Graham j #---People in Confliet 3--Time Tunnel 9:00 A.M, | 7--Dream Girl THAT'S WHY I AND THE COLONEL 3--News, Weather 118d Allen Time 4--House Party HIRED THB COLONEL. PUTS THE REST OF IT Sports |9--Romper Room | 6--Coronation Street THE IN A TRUST FUND. L 7:20 P.M | #--Blography 24--Doctors HE DOLES OUT th | i 3:00 PLM. MONEY LIKE. HE CAN'T MISS, EARL. YOU 7--News, Weather, | 4--Carlton Fredericks ., | B M. THE OF 7:% P.i 2--Topper 9--Words and Musi¢ pT BENIN CIES OIE EE OCU IES LRG See AANA EVE eaten RE REENGGE rf: fa BOF 12---Bewitched | 9:30 A.M. | 7--General Hospital : A POTENTIAL OF 11--Candid Camera | 1l--Hawkeye 4--To Tell The Truth MILLIONAIRE! 9--It's Happening %--Uncle Bobby 4-6-12--Take 30 YOUR HEALTH 2-8--Concert &--Gloria 2-4--Another World 3:30 P.M. T--Batma 4--Love ef Life Occasional Wite Jack La Lanne 1l--Mike_ Douglas 4--Lucy-Des! Comedy | 10:00 A.M. ee Your Move . h Hour | 11--Little People | 7---Superman t 8:00 P.M, | #-2--Snap Judgment | 3-4-6-12--Edge of Night verwelg een 11--Movie | 4--Candid Camera | 244--You Don't Say 10:30 A.M. | 4:00 P.M 9--Pro_ Football HY . #. 7 9--1 Love Lucy &--Match Game 4--Secret Sterm | 11---Expo People %--Cartoon Playhouse --F. Troop 36-12--Man_ From U.N.C.L.E | @-2--Cencentration Easy To Come By eee | ater Hilo Te Mike Bough Bewitched 4--Beverly jen --Mike jae . Tomy Three tone | Pag. 4:30. P.M. By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD 9:00 P.M, 11-I's A Match 1)Mack and Myer Dear Dr. Molner: How is it;beer, by any chance? Or pop? { | | 9--Fractured Phrases | | { --T| 1 %--Movie vant 30 Darponailty a. ee eve possible for me to be over-|Both are rich in calories.) edema 4--Andy Griffith ' quences ie weight? My husband agrees} Jn any event, I think you J--Love on a Roottop 3--Geod Morning 3-6-12--Vacation Time with me. I eat once a day, would be better off eating three I don't eat sweets, never|small meals a day than one big CROSSWORD cared for them. I do all his jobs/one. all day, exercising all day, no Possibly the big problem. is food all day, no water or coffee} +, a¢ you don't really know --or if I drnk coffee, it is black.| which 'foods are high in calories ACROSS 3.Falsehood 19. Billiard I am 59, gained 40 pounds in) .4q which are not. { 1.Kindoflily 4. Crowbar atroke three years, height 5 feet 3. 1 i patletd Bb Bepee ent Cue would like to get back to the) pear Dr. Molner: I broke a yoo Sah pining ies 139 pounds I used to be. What's|bhone in my left hand and wore Th OW matany ae ae the answer, doctor?--S.R. : ke Me 12. Weird 6, Compass of , er. a cast for seven weeks, My H 13. Sandpiper point HM.S. It may be "impossible" but) main trouble is stiffness of the H 14. Swedish 7. Wife of 23, A- you can't argue with the scales.| knuckles and a slight curving-in | soprano Periander fresh There is no way to get around | of the fingers. A nurse tells me 15. Latvian 8.------- go 24, River the fact that a person can gainjif I do not exercise the fingers river bragh in weight only if he or she con-\they will become rigid and I 16.Halfanem 9, Siegfried Peru Yesterday's Answee = {sumes more calories than he will Jose the use of them, I am 17. Moored or 25, Permit 36. Soon uses up. I grant that some peo-|g0. What is done to treat explosives Maginot 27, Allocates 38. Czar ple use up calories faster than|rigidity? -- C.J. 18, Borders 10. Spreads 28, Article 3%. Decades others. but fat is the difference| 4), Exclama- grass oo nee 42, Constellae | hetween what you eat and what| EXERCISE Att 7. Botch 34: Growd 44 Ger. you use. | Joints much younger than 22, Attack 17. Botch : » Gere ' nha i iss W ours will get stiff from pro- 26.Rebirth © 18.Temple: _--35. Tibetan maniumt »| | , 20, One ggg Rosa ead dom immobilisation, Teeeectie mig ote aie mer wedi dns? And how much? Staying|is the answer. Bend the fingers 30. Consume Ty 7) | WT l® | [© | \away from sweets is fine, but if) with your other hand. od a 31. Teeter Y/, you stow away large quantities) ball of yarn or a soft ru | 34, Demand wv YZ Air of starches, that can be fatten-|ball and squeeze it severa 37. Land V4 ing. jtimes a day to restore muscle measure ry GZ 14 : Sage | tone and limber the joints. 38. Pronoun MZ , |FAT CONTAINS CALORIES | 40. Sounded, is Y le ZY 7 What about fats? Because fat,) Dear Dr. Molner: What do asa. church a ounce for ounce, contains about| you think of a boy of 13 who bell Y YG i) twice the calories of carbohy-|still sleeps with his beat-up old 41, Covet V, LL drates and protein. teddy bear? He has everything 43. Mingled er) YY > ee [es One meal a day won't keep/he needs and is loved by his with Led weight off if the meal contains| parents. He is very normal oth- 45 cama ~~ ot ie 4 more calories than you need for/erwise. -- ES a day's work. -- : Your last sentence is impor- 46. Minister's a f. In fact, weight experiments)iant. If the boy were insecure, house Y Y UY Es) 2 [33 Y a potions bili on ee emotionally, there would be 47. Aquatic ALLALL lose getting their Cally ration! other signs, too, and it would be birds 34 [35 [36 "Yb Y 39 of calories in a single meal ajin order to try to find some LY Lp day gain weight -- -- way to help him. WN 40 4 42 eating the same calories - : 1, By WH vided into several meals do not| But since he Is # nor inal: boy gazelle 4% 44 Y as gain weight. | otherwise, I'd say that for some) 2, On V, I T don't see that you gain any-jreason -he formed a deep at: naval a YWZA* thing at all by avoiding water|tachment to his toy when he duty Sir (or black coffee, neither having|was little and the attachment any calories, (Do you drinklhangs on, In other words, I THE OSHAWA TIMES, Thursday, August 17, 1967 21 BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top Record-Holder in Masters' Individual Championship Play) South dealer. Neither side vulnerable, The Bidding: South West North Fast 1@ Pass 1@ Pass 3NT Opening lead - six of hearts, Let's imagine for a moment that you're an average bridge player, Now let's stretch your imagi- nation still further and assume there's a national championship going on at a nearby empor- jlum, and, since you've never seen any of the so - called ex- perts play, you decide to wand- er over there to see if these sharks are really as good as they're cracked up to be. | So you get there bright and }early one day and manage to get a seat right alongside Ches- ter Sludgebucket (South), a world-famous star who is said to be almost as good as he thinks he is. The first hand out of the box he gets to three notrump. May- be you don't like the way he bids, but, when dummy comes down, you realize that somehow or other our hero has stumbled into the best contract on the combined hands. Mr. Sludgebucket ducks two rounds of hearts and wins the third one with the ace. Since this is what you would also have done, you are not partic- ularly impressed, but when he now leads a spade to the king you begin to wonder why in the world he did this instead of cashing his diamonds first. However, you get very little time to consider the matter be- cause Mr, §. now leads a dia- mond from dummy and plays low when East follows with the jack! This turns out to be a very lucky shot because shortly thereafter he winds up making three notrump, whereas he would have gone down had he tried to run the diamonds by leading them from his hand. When you go home that night and have a chance to consider the hand more thoroughly, you realize {t was more than just luck that caused Mr. §. to play his cards the way he did, and that maybe he knows a thing or two more about the game than the crowd you're accus- tomed to playing with knows. It kind of makes you think, Working Wives | Heavily Taxed JOHANNESBURG, South Afri- ca (AP)--Why work when the tax collector grabs maybe half your salary. That's the question posed by working wives in South Africa. For some tax deductions run four or five times the rate they would pay on their salary alone. If husband and wife together earn less than 8,000 rands-- worth about $1.40 each--only half the wife's earnings are added to her spouse's for taxa- tion. Beyond that figure all of it - lis added. If the husband earns 10,000 rands and his wife 2,000, the extra tax represents 53 per cent of what she makes. Opponents of this procedure say it leads to abuses, such as couples divorcing but still living together. Women's organiza- tions are seeking a better deal. Working wives are in demand because South Africa has a shortage of skilled labor. The unemployment rate for whites is 0.4 per cent. MORE THAN ITS WORTH LONDON (CP)--An_ anony- mous donor sent $6 to the soctal security ministry and asked for an acknowledgment to be put in the personal column of a nation- al newspaper. It cost $9, QUEENIE "Mr, Charles Bowman .. « Bowman Construction Compa- ny... Dear Sir: With refer- ence to your legs of the fifteenth ..." a ' don't think I see anything to cause concern, Note to Mrs. A.B.: Fungus in- fections of the nails can be mighty stubborn. Two drugs have shown good results with some types of fungi-- tolnaftate and griseofulvin. Both are pre- scription drugs.