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IES THE OSHAWA TIMES, es TLL PROVE TO YOU THAT YOU'RE MY HERE YOU ARE ON A HORSE... AND THIS ONE 1S OF YOU AND \ BUT I DON'T | , 'oli, F oe , ' ee tee ae ene | Gk Ge Bs es DRATTED { WIFE, CHRISTY, LOOK AT THESE AND HERE'S A WEDDING PICTURE | PEPPER, OURSON, WHEN HE | REMEMBER! | | Tuesdey, August 1, 1967 1% and John Turjansky, C ANG Bua! j -- BLAST IT! i SNAPSHOTS. | WAS TWO... AND ANOTHER, EMCIecR! ! SIT UP, BOY! ye : $] WHEN HE WAS TWELVE. RE. u FUNERAL OF pa i i Fe 3 onPLEASE GO! R. CECIL 0. MILLER d 7 E 4 : rivate funeral service was . 3 By B. JAY BECKER in the chapel of Simcoe i |(Top Record-Holder in Masters' erg Pris ag ef ih i wu ri | Sadi viduat Championship Play) July 31, for Dr. Ceci | : | who died, July 28, at the -- = i | South dealer. 'a General Hospital. <> ad fa H | North-South vulnerable, service was conducted by ' John K .Moffat, minister 4, NORTH coe Street United Church, = ei Sis FUNERAL OF Bicone : Skrsess2 MRS. JAMES ORR YOU Wait RIGHT [ON SECON I WOULD LIKE 10 PLACE funeral service for Mrs. I THERE, DAGWOOD, peer tle a , MY GOODNESS, YOURE needices eer tech HELLO. AN AD IN YOUR seatis Rerepe Orr, 143 Gibbons Street, WHILE 1 TRY ON THIS SEN: Bart ths G00D AFTERNOON. } MAY.I HELP/| | NEWSPAPER, J-- es g2)) ied July 29, at the Osh- WITH ME you? @KQ04 OATS eneral Hospital, was held | j #105 229 McIntosh-Anderson Fu- | 7 SOUTH Home at 3.30 p.m. ,July | ld & @AQ5 j Fy 5 service was conducted by i | i P~ Sait: .B. Lytle, postor of Cal- i | DS, HAT aplist Church. Interment | { The bidding: 1 Oshawa Union Ceme- | e {| Y acl South West North East | wf./ 1 Pass 2 Pas Pallbearers were Frank ! f, ae] fe he nee - oe Richard Walker, / ! -- ; 2NT Pass 3NT Bradley, Bert Walker, C) ple { dia. Walker and Clyne Gold- hr ei oe pL dee 1 > " This is merely a report of what happened and why it hap- pened in a team of four match in the Vanderbilt. It is not in- JUEST ACRUMB, ~HOLD TH' TRASHBEAN MAMMY DEAR---OR, // | SOUP NEAR ME,SO EF THAT DON'T \Y AH KIN INHALE A HONGRY, |S YO'? WAL,STEP RIGHT IN, STRANGER /7 IT'S GONNA MAKE IDENTIFIGATION TOUGH, G-MAN., FUNERAL DF AM ERNEST STACEY FOOD LEFT OVER SINCE WE CUT OFF ACE WANTED TO spade, there would have been an entirely different story When the king held, he con- tinued with a low diamond to the ace, and when East led still another diamond, West cashed the Q-9, East signaling with the eight of hearts. West thereupon led the heart four and declarer |went up with the ace, since the contract depended solely on bringing home the-club suit South now played a club to the ace and another club back. When West followed with the ten, South knew he had the con- iytle. Interment was in sawn Cemetery. allbearers were Archie th, Denzil Dale, William Villiam Poulter, Harold ind Orville Nelson. SULTS nd 4-year-old fillies. 6 Furs onnet, Walsh 17.30 6.60 4.20 HE'S CAUTIOUS WHERE YOU'RE CONCERNED, CORRIGAN The CLIFF MILLS MOTORS Ltd. 4 « sams 0: nm Car Warranty DEMONSTRATOR SALE!" .-- © PONTIAC PRICED FROM $2,435 © Immediate Delivery nemorial service for Wil- TINY" TIONS --. PPEAL TO YO'=-"" FEW NOURISH! o : TIALS AN } / } HEN TH pt tended as an effort to persuade rnest Stacey, who died oT : SNIFFS." pp oS | Le ae Epphatng gi ithtae pepe wAy Ueoat aed jyou in one direction or another. at the Oshawa General Ee RECORDS. ..SO WE GETTING THE _ South was a very well known |, in his 80th year, was t > SPLIT UP! HEAVE -HO! player. The bidding, rightly or the Armstrong Funeral tl ff . not (mostly not), went as {2 p.m. July 31. s a shown, For reasons best known ervice was conducted by < to himself, West led the king J. Barker, assisted by fe Ee of diamonds. Had he led a fa ae o Bat mn Grubb 4.60 3.30 lace, Brownell 5.40 in Order: Eriline and Brown @ ACADIAN © BEAUMONT TOR, § AND 3, PAID $46.00 ACE -- Purse $2,200. Claim- ils Ue erst 4 tract in the bag -- provided he Maney 6.30 3.70 2.70 made the right decision on ome#x 3.70 2.90 | ly, Coombs 450 & | |whether or not to finesse. | Declarer went over the evi- |dence to date. West had shown up with four diamonds and |what appeared to be a double- jton heart. He was therefore in Order: Missy's Gem, ar, Valley Queen, Bomb"s Jive Win, RACE -- Purse $2,800. ree-year-olds and up. 1 Mile 4s on main track a, Gomez 3.40 2.50 2.20 4 ford, "Harrison 3.10 2.40 |likely to have seven cards in sero, Sell 3.00 'spades and clubs, : | Nain Sretle Canuck ond | HUBERT | If he had five spades, that NAIA Fla 3, PAID $11.20 . T E i. E VI 5S I O N L O G would give him two clubs, in aroids. 1 Mlle 200 70 vores YOU NBEO TO IM GONNA B 2 | which case playing the king ck i ' SEND YOU A BILL < |would catch the queen. mpt, Kelly 15.50 6.00 4.30 : EXERCISE iN Channel 2--Bultalo 9:30 PLM. | 7-Honeymoon | Race ) Bit West coolant hues Hie Srubb 4.50 2.91 t RID OF THAT V--Merv Griffin | 4--Andy Griffith < St couldnt have fiy B. 2.90 GET RID T Channet 3--Barrie ; : mn Bau des, though rownell 190 ' ut 9--Love on a Rooftop 11:30 A.M, ake = spades, thought. South, or he in Order: Digatate, Wee UGLY-LOOKIN' FAT.' Channet_ 4--Buttalo FO BevAn Place iicBoanle Peawden os 7 wena have alk cas lla. nwood Scrubs and 'Ann 8 Channel 6--Toronto 4--Petticoat Junction | 9--Flying Doctor \ < pi |. 3-6-12--Woleck 7--Family Game + + S i] nally rather than a sult de- ei Channel 7--Buftalo | 10108 PM, ibn van Boke - a, 6 Gaver Hid bid 7,216, Total Handle, $420,706, Channel &--Rochester 19-1 Spy _ ins 3~-Ed Allen Time | UF fd Cv Ax 4 . \\ 0} 1 ine : i Channel 9--Toronto 7--Fugitive 2-8--Hollywood Squares a ar, i Pe / On this reasoning, South de- J Channel 11--Hamilton | 4-CBS News Special 12 NOON ro, f x cided that West had at most Channel 12--Peterborough | 3.412 pon American | Wapet, Line 1) | : |four spades, which in turn TRIES | steren toy | ok OE ; |meant that he had the Q-10-x Pa ' TUESDAY EVENING 42836119 News | tone, vieathe, ee & fl ' aay So South finessed the -- Purse $3,000. Allow. : P.M, | jeopardy * year-olds aM vp, foaled 4 tine 12-4. -é11--News ne 2:30 eM. _ At this point the roof caved lesa 8 ¥ 1i--Family Theatre Lame ind Weather Spor | a12-Newss Weathers s557fi in, East won and shifted to the ach 114 J--Mesaqued. eesti, |$--Eye Guess | St Ht jack of spades, which declarer te s 10 6-4---Search tor Tomorrow fi i vlad At ai dad Emunehine | Cenedh Ins P.M. earrresahe ira ) finessed. A spade return now Gomez 121 Pill ope | Lis pistre Berton ae 12:45 P.M, forced out the ace, and the out- _ a? x6 &--McHates Navy | orentent Taeciines : | eaagiry a come was that South lost four rae nd wr cain, be Pan American I; Men | 11--Marriage Confidential Ph Re LO BTS ek 6 wide tue doen ban ts year-olds . Ae i fel v! s Hy xX we 2-Treltiaster 1 4Sonnny Carson | *oialing for, Collars, ad eodin:€ ag of 600 points--instead of mak- Beit Stibe 2---Of Lands and Seas 11:35 P.M, As ocd Ur H ing three notrump for a gain Grubb X104 «dati PM, | 3--Plerre Berton, | Phaser em Date ON WHEN THE of 600 points. ter, Harrison, 114 ae | 9--This is Expo feet ie lars PHONE RANG - South reasoned beautifully, inGERING) Poa: le N--Movie | | " and probably made the right a Ween te weer | Pie jotoee anlar play! The operation was a suc. : ee vee 6:30 P.M 12:00_P.M.- | aM | cess but the patient died- 1 Turcotte 114 12--Girl from U.N.C.L.E, | "Mystery, Theatre | 2--Matches and Mat : - y 7 Cice, 14:10 A.M. --Matches an ates Ct a eld acu i -Nevie. . | ea Aten Tine Weathers Sports | } 7--Newlywea Game | Ld de, Fitesimmons. 118 $2-News, Weather, WEP EEIORY, Stare Talk, Mule «| | C 00 ] rnblum 109 Sports | 8:00 A.M. $-2--Days of Our Lives | ae Gardiner Farms and pe 7:00 P.M 4~Captain Kangaroo 2:30 P.M. ectarey" r 1-Lost in Space 8:30 A.M, 1-Summer Scene : : bw e 3 iver: he A in Con' year. oi sis ray roa Hol Ir, GET THAT SCHEMING, CONNIVING, "elaine ees nae lg +-The Doctors | writes Fst an ou ht No Boy 110 , SIMPERING, TREACHEROUS, 4--Honeymeoners J--Dinling for Dollars, | 7--Dream Girl | } 3 mn CHeisil PLOTTING LITTLE &THA interviews Virsinto Granein | 6--Coronation Street | ee ' 1 ee la i . ore weary }11Ed Allen Ti Ri Mu | Brownell A-Xi0§ ee -- \9 Romoer "Room, Peat bir rc YOUR HEALTH In Ontario ts oM. s i i Uae es) ue wn 7--News, Weather, Sports dcPorest' Ranpers Peal tho Truth | rete ubbins 115 7: P.M, +|.2--Topper 3-6-12-- Take 20 ib a Yd . vit ler, Dittfach 113 12--Star Route : 9:20 A.M. 3:25 PLM, D T bl Ex laine TORONTO (CP)--An Alberta Ceblane 110 i=) oe ae st eye ite NN gs | isc Lroupile p lawyer is spearheading a drive ote ean end 6s rad Dakar 2-Uncle Bobby " Mike Douglas i ; to get provincial aid for On- XX--T tos AAC) XXX--1 6--Danger Man ee is Gane 9--It's Your Move At R d R t tario's 200 private schools, PM =| Gin trom UN CLE 10:00 A.M, | cennaan Ghee @a er $ eques John Olthuis, 26, former. pres- | 8:00 P.M. N-Little People | 3-4-6-12--Edge of Night ident of the Christian Action i) 11---Daktari 8:2--Snap Judgment 4:00 P.M. By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD Foundation, has been employed -- 3-612--Our Place (Candid Camera | 9--~1 Love Lucy . ee y 8:20 P.M. te wip Pacis" §--Tha Match Game Dear Dr. Molner: Please dis-|seem to come from the area|since early May by the Ontario | AY Baraldi! al |'eucariton elayhoud: «| geen cuss disc trouble. I am listing|served by the particular nerve Alliance of Christian Schools, oe Spotlight encanto wood... |S Mike Douglas the questions I have in mind.--| which is being pinched. which runs 43 schools enrolling SP mace, wit | Ne" | sont Stn Pe eco ins. The patient again] The OACS slaned Sr. Olthus Wilmac, and Teddy Di. NO TREES To HIDE THE ONLY TIME 200 P.M. foe ae ae . | 11-8--Woody Woodpecker You have quite an imposing) ple of this. The patient has\p. ACS sig Mr. BEHIND, NO SHADOWS... J) TO READA pace Ie Week eae ed | Movie list of questions, Well, disc} in the lower back and down to fa three-year contract after E -- Mile Pace, Purse 2-8--Movie 2-8--Personality 3-6-12--Vacation Time trouble can be an imposing}backs of the thighs--one _ pag 4 of the part he pees in 1. Snag eee ee re ERearaRE ' ke your 5. fet at ti the realja similar campaign in erta. problem. So I'll take your ques-jboth. Yet at times 1 g on a io in y CROSSWORD tions in the order in which you|cause of the trouble is in the/The Alberta Legislature last hacDonald pu ane eS posed them. |spine. The patient wonders why|March extended aid to padiivrng eimont Ernie, Amber SR : | . ack te ise? Is|the doctor pays so little atten-jschools meeting certain qualifi- mon Queen, Maggie Mc- °o ACROSS 6. Colony 21, Midda Q--Exactly what is a disc? Is eh ieee Rate. 'AND 3, = 1. Useless dwellers neal 4 lit the same as a vertebra? ;tion to the place w here the pain cations and budgeted $400,000 ; acne a 5. Head 7. Hawaiian . 22. Ruby | A--A disc is a fibrous cushion, Seems to be, and so much to/for support of private schools. b, ce -- Mile Trof. Purse Db * coverings £608 igh "spinel between vetebrae. It.is not the|the area (the spine) where the! Ontario's private schools have { : "tebre : pain does not appear to be. jan enrolment of about 50,000, Holmes : 7.80 430 3.90 iy 9. Handle 8. Scented 23, Ex- sa as a vertebra, which is | loy about 2.500 teachers and ie ade | rz) 10, Wild ox bags" pression bone. MUST REMOVE PRESSURE ie cbout $180,000,000 a year t Evergreen Pal, Madam 11, Height: 11, Astern of Q--What is a slipped disc? A) In such a case, however, the) 0s Operate, 'They. eacelue" Ao ' alley, Harlan Boy end = abbr. 12, Extra- on weeret collapsed disc? treatment has to lie in remov-| 7) tooo the provineial gov. . mre sore f 2i: BA |AIM] A--The terms slipped, col-jing the- pressure from that aeainent ed 8 mo Me Pace, Purse and vision iii age RIAIPISMEOIEWIEIVME = jJapsed, herniated or rupted all nerve, and salves as : : o rotec the painful thighs don't do a Miler 29.70 8.40 4.20 14. Fates "Your 27. Rav Yesterday's Answer | Mean that the disc, the protec-/ on McKinley 3.10 2.40 SORRY YOU DIPN'T| | OH, WELL,I CAN BE 17. Gree 18, ajesties" 29 meutonte 34. Yemen's tive pad between the bones 'of | bit of good QUEENIE _Feagan 280 WIN ANY PRIZE THANKFUL FOR ONE . Greeting m 5 . Yem Er culo Tie oR beal hie. bole bh ieaul King's Knave, Bud Gi MONEY IN THAT THING... 18. Coach 15, Island of characters capital the spine, has been flattened or 8 ' eer Ed: Lester and Superior BIG CONTEST YOU : 19. Persian "the Bast 30. Door 36. Born become misshapen in some|ble tends to get gradually eo weight Indies joint 39. Behold manner. " worse unless it is corrected. 2 -- Mile Pace. Purse 20.Disfigure 16,Two-toed $1. Pungent 40. Sacred Q--What causes these condi- There is no way of telling by i e 21. Musical sloth vegetable Hindu tions? jyourself when you should get ton, Wopler, $30 38 s instrument 19, Woo 32, Gender word A--Lnjury or degenerative|medical attention, and when tinea Mite, Mr. Adams oF are ie ae a fg, ie changes are the usual causes,| YOU should "grin and pact' en Favonien 'Masice and Qa 3 Gongvernse Yr 2 YY a 1s cointination of hem: | Rety on a specialist to evaluate an. 4 | the situation -Handle $444,263, 27. Move ZO yy Y SKS SYMPTOMS | The rest of the questions to- ser cA A 2 ewittl Wy YZ ASK | _----_ 28. Cut '4 iW "4 GY Y 2 "A Q--How do the symptoms! morrow. qui " 29. 2 "A (74 progress in severity? What! Dear Dr. Molner: My grand- Iry, "farms 14 iS lie Y 7 symptoms are serious enough| daughter, who is 4, was hit by a : amt 33. Man's VY, for one to consult a specialist,/car last year. She keeps pulling d = nickname |/6 Zo and when should one just "grin|her right leg up, and gt right < = 7 34. Brightness A and bear it'? jshoe is worn way over. I was resse THE BEST WAY TO a Se 4 35. Voiced YWHjv_ 20 Gia A--Pain in the back or ex-| wondering if we should have missi heari TELL IS To TAP LIGHTLY ) * " pe! 37. Water MLLALL) 'L1 tremities of increasing and per-|X-rays taken of her leg and 7A a diet range be ON THE MELON AND yi THUG "IS OVER RIPE! sprite 22 [23 |2¢ yy sistent nature are the usual/spine. It worries me.--Mrs,| "And another feature sot pg tyke hg 0] LISTEN To THE SOUND... aan 4] 38. Tunney Za pre symptoms. If the pain is in the|J.H. can carve anything an electrio ge a blood trans- hy : : 39. Word 26 ta Y Wh back itself, that is understand-| Most definitely I would have knife can carve 3. iw : Sa y Somib, form, "ye eee ie able enough. her examined. Doubtless your - hott: er ? 41. Affirma- 2 Gr But patients often are sur-| doctor will want X-rays along} i : : Pe out the case "a i tive votes | b-- b77se prised at pain in the extremi-|with other tests, but let him de-|various rege igi a FE oe tree by fulmn 1) 42,Foreboding [33] [v ties, They forget that nerves|cide what is necessary. tooth has broken off, or is badly It of th a i A, : i y times becaus: d e situation H ee cr Wy branch out from the spinal col-| Dear Dr. Molner: What is|decayed, or sometim oe St Gee =| H 1 Psst VLA; umn. These branch nerves|capping teeth? Could it be done|(as with show peop le) -they nell, now retired, i is Caviticg Evy V7},39 [4 Y must pdss through the small|to any kind of teeth? Would you|want teeth which are better nilton coroner at wa | SExat V1, Yi), V; space between the bones of the|recommend it? What specialist gto aged > dee a. Dr. é os ff eaayten Wao spine. |would do it? --T.Y. isis rr coro ing) ce " a raed a% ZL YA, a damaged disc can+permit| "Capping" is an everyday| medical problem so take it up ner assigned = eeeta ' @i [pressure to bear on these|word for putting a crown on ajwith the expert on the subject, : : nerves, Therefore the pain may'tooth, whichymay be done for! your dentist. * J ' ' « } '