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We like to kid ourselves into thinking maybe grandma really had a secret remedy that would cure bunions, boils and galloping consumption, We really know better, though. Most of the home remedies (or the nostrums sold by travel- ing medicine men) were used for lack of anything that would really help. A lot of patent med- icines were alcohol with some herbs to make them smell and taste like medicine. If a man could swallow enough of the mess, he could acquire enough rosy alcoholic glow to make him think he felt better, temporar- ily. Other nostrums didn't even do that. They just tasted bad. The only sensible way to use medicine is to find out exactly what is wrong and then use a drug which specifically will cor- rect it. Antibiotics for infections, insulin or other medication for diabetes, anticonvulsants for convulsive disorders, thyroid ex- tracts for a slow thyroid gland, and so on. DISCARDED MANY Mostly Superstition By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD Were portant discoveries (drugs, treatments or operations) in any single year, yet. by the old trial-and-error methods of the past, it took centuries to short out the handful of useful reme- 12 THE OSHAWA TIMES, uesdey, June 27, 1967 BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top Record-Holder in Masters' Individual Championship Play) North dealer, Both sides vulnerable, Opening lead--six of hearts, Some players suffer from the disease called notrumpitis when they are dealt a long and strong minor suit. Granted that six or seven taking tricks are @ won- derful nucleus game, there still remains the problem of grabbing nine tricks in notrump before the opponents grab off five. Here is a typical case from a rubber bridge game. South had good reason to think his side had a game after his partner had opened the bidding with a diamond. But his tactics were surely questionable when he leaped impulsively to three no- trump after North had rebid his diamonds. The defense promptly cashed their five heart tricks to put declarer down one in a hand where five clubs with 100 honors was ice cold. So instead of scoring a plus of 700 points, South went minus 100 for a net loss of 800 points. Such disasters unfortunately occur in many games where there is a tendency for a player with a long minor suit to con- tract precipitously for a no- trump game without bothering to check whether or not it is the best landing spot. Appar- ently these players fail to real- ize that the shortest route is not necessarily the best way home. It is true that most hands which make five clubs or dia: monds will also make three no- trump, but that in itself is hard- ly a good reason for failing to investigate the minor suit game when the notrump game is in doubt. In the present case, South would have been better off to make a convenience bid of two spades over two diamonds and in that way ask North to bid notrump with a heart stopper, if he had one. North would surely have re- sponded three clubs, and South, now twice warned of the weak- ness in hearts, could then cone fidently leap to five clubs. Security Guard Feared Killed VINELAND, Ont. (CP) -- A Hamilton security guard is be- lieved to have been killed in a million - dollar fire that de- stroyed most of Prudhomme's Garden Centre near this Ni- agara Peninsula community Friday night. John Healey, 60, was last seen in the kitchen area of the resort centre as smoke from the spreading fire drove other em- * |ployees out. Fellow employees of the Law- -|rence Investigation Bureau of Hamilton said Mr. Healey had , jan inpaired leg which prevented him from moving quickly. Cause of the fire, which started in the rear of a curling area, has not been established. The fire burned out of con- trol for three hours, destroying convention rooms, two bars, a coffee shop, a health club, ball- room, hotel lobby and office and a number of second-floor motel rooms. dies, the few things like bella- jdonna, digitalis, opium, ipecac and so on, from the welter of totally useless concoctions. So now let's answer your ap- peal for a '"'remedy for bladder trouble." If the trouble is cyc- tocele, surgery can repair it. If it is a tumor or polyps, they can be removed. If infection, antibiotics. Or the . "bladder trouble" may really be dia- betes, causing frequency, or prostate disease, interfering with flow. No old - fashioned nostrums will correct any of them. But using the right treatment will. So far as that goes, the av- knowing whether his "bladder trouble" 1s really that or is a kidney disturbance, I strongly recommend that you stop dreaming about home remedies for. ing destruction of the kidneys by infection, most urinary dis- orders will yield to proper treatment--and so will the very serious ailments if diagnosed s00n enough. Dear Dr. Molner: Is it safe to use a magnifying glass for very fine print? We are an old couple who can read larger print without difficulty using our regular glasses.--B. C. No reason why you shouldn't use such a glass. erage person has scant way of| « SALLY'S SALLIES and learn something about the|is another name for the com- way the kidneys and bladder/mon but most unpleasant ail- actually work, and what types|ment, shingles. From your de- of trouble you should look out|scription, I am not at all sure that is your trouble; have your Short of cancer or overwhelm-|doctor diagnose it. 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