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THE OSHAWA Times, Monday, May 29, 1967 19 BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER ' |(Top Record-Holder in Masters' Individual Championship Play) FAMOUS HANDS West dealer. Neither side vulnerable. - Quebec Proposal L (CP) -- Hydro- rejected the latest vy. the Canadian Public Employees, sents 9,000 Hydro » began a oor yos | , it was announ WM! HERE EX-HUSBAND... I THOT HED RUN OUT ON HER, LEFT HER PENNILESS... WHY, HERE'S HIS NAME, PLAIN AS DAY, IN THE HONG KONG TELEPHONE DIRECTORY. 1 PAINTEO MYSELF INTO A CORNER! BUT DON'T WORRY, 1 WON'T STARVE! BUT THE KITCHEN FLOOR IS LARGER THAN JHE FRONT ROOM. VD STILL RATHER PAINT IT! BUZ SAWYER the announcement, It, Quebec deputy. abor, ended his me- ts in the series of r-long walkouts by rs. 's latest proposals led to the company DONALD DUCK ZARGENTO, RINCHES ALWAYS HIT NE DIES...ONE GETS AWAY! t. ie ate |CHAMACO! Dontr LEAVE Me! THe] WOR Oe HIT 10 KILL BORNE WORRY Hd ROR VOUT Mite mE . a. RINCHE HAS HIT ME HARP! L OU) -- La MUCH AS AH (sich) NEEDS NATCHERLY/! --BUT HE'S SKINNY' JANE ARDEN SECRET AGENT X9 While Phil meets with Adrienne Widdoe, work in the mine goes on, WONDER HOW FRIENDLY THE BOSS LADY HOLE, SHE MAY FIND OUT FROM I DUNNO, BUT IF HE DOESN'T LIVE UP TO HIS TALK ABOUT GETTING US OUTTA THIS ¢ the ao Post Offers Soon . .. Another Brand New Car'!! SWINGING VIVA«1967 HERE NOW! Where Your Mills Men Are Men of Action! Now THE CLIFF MILLS MOTORS LTD. 262 KING ST. WEST 723-4634 May = TOTAKE RAW ADVANTAGE OF h THE OPPORTUNITY, MISS WIDDOE, ee eee eee ee ree ee ee SS TELEVISION LOG 2--Buttale 9--Toronto Channe) 11--Hamiiter Channel 12--Peterdorough 5:00 PM. 12--Three Stooges Leh elf B iocxidda --Super: 7--Highway Patrol 3--Trailmaster assport 5.30 pp * "dana Hale's Navy 7--News é--Music Hop 2--0Of ae B Seas @--How's TBosinese ¥--Movie 6--Gilligan's Island 4-12--Weather, Sports gee Junction 6:38 P.M, 12--Combat i--Plerre Berton 3-6-9--News, Weather, rts 7: MM, V--Gilligan's Isiand 9--Family Affair t--True Adventure 6--TBA n Hayride 4 3--Rat Patrol 2--News, Weather, 7:30 PLM, (1--Daktari %--Luciile Ball 7--I\ron Horse 4--Gilligan's Island 3-6-12--Don Messer 2-8--Monkees 8:00 P.M. 9--Bewitched 8--! Dream of Jeannie 4--Mr. Terrific 3-6-12--The Saint 4--Coronet Bive 3-6-12--Front Page Challenge 2-4--Run For Your Life 10:30 P.M. 12--T.H.E, Cat 9--Cheaters | 6--Dragnet 3--Probe-Profile 11:00 P.M. 3-4-6-7-11-12--News Weather and Sports 2-9--News 11.20 P.M, 6--Viewpoint 11:28 P.M, li--Plerre Berton 6--News Weather, and ports 4--Greatest Headlines 1:30 PLM. 7--Movie 4--Las Vegas 2-8--Johnny Carson 11.35 P.M, 3--Alfred Hitchcock 11.40 9--Canadian Medicine 11.45 P.M. 12--Movie 6--Girl from U.N.C.L.E. 12.00 A.M. N--Mystery Theatre TUESDAY 6:00 A.M. 9--University of the Air aptain Kangaroo 8:30 A.M, "--Albert Steed %--Romper Room 6:55 A. %--Dialing For Dollars, Virginia cate 11--Little Fook 4--Forest Rangers 9--Uncle Bobby &--Crossfire 2--Topper 9:30 A.M, N--Sir sdaeae &--Glo! 5 Movietr ate' 8 Court --One in a Million Sa-hollywecd Squares rely Van Dyke Show Ko Allen Time 12:00 NOON 9--Toronto Today é--Luncheon Date 4--News, Weather, ports Spor Weather and ts 7 PLM, 12--Mov' N--It's 8 alee &--Eye Gue &4--Search, Yor Tomorrow 3--News, Weather, s ae ens 45 P.M. ++ oulding My Hi 1:00 P. 11--Theatre 9--Movie @--Dialing for Dollars Virginia Graham 7--Fugitive é--Luncheon Date 4--Meet the Millers 64--As The World Turns 6--Let's Make a Deal a--Matches and Mates 2:00 P.M. 12--Ed Allen Time 7--Newlywed Game 4-6--Passowrd 2-8--Days of Our Lives 2.90 P.M, 12--Calendar Girl é--Coronation Street 4--House Party 2-8--Doctors 3:00 P.M. 9%--Words and Musie 8-2--Another World 7--General Hospital 4--To Tell The Truth HUB ERT © King Fostoree Spndeata, len, 1967. Wodld rights reserved. jdiamonds on | spades, Opening lead--four of spades. Here is an example of excep- tionally fine defensive play. The hand occurred during the 1965 Trials. South got to three hearts on the bidding shown and West led a spade, East winning the jack |with the ace. East returned a diamond and South took it with the ace and led a spade towards the queen. West went up with the king and returned a low diamond, the queen forcing the king. De- clarer then led a heart to the jack and discarded the ten of the queen of at which point this be- came the position: 6-- Declarer now led the nine of clubs to the queen and West made the first of a remarkable series of plays by following with the deuce. South continued with a club and, when West again followed low, finessed the ten, since he thought East had the ace and hoped West had the jack. But East won with the jack and made the excellent co-oper- ative return of a trump, which South won in his hand with the ten. Declarer then led a club to the lone king, and West for the third successive time followed low East ruffed and again return- ed a trump, and, since declarer still had to lose a club, he wound up going down one. West finally got around to scoring the ace of clubs at trick num- ber thirteen. THAT SMUG ONE WHO SNEERS AT ME WHILE YOUR HEALTH Talking Back Speciality Of Little Eva VICTORIA (CP) -- EVA, the latest newcomer to the Univer- sity of Victoria, may be a so- phisticated little bundle but she's not like any other co-ed. The only thing EVA and co- eds have in common fs they like r acLove of Lite +e12--Take 30 i 2--Movie ei c to talk back. Talking back, in N--Oecisionat wile ee G08 AM. +News" ae fact, is EVA's specialty. ng you 9--Andy Griffith Ed Allen, Time 3.90 P.M. She's a speech synthesizer 9--Cartoon Playhouse 1--Marriage s s ith the ability to produce vevie 82--Snap Judgment Confidential Chr nic Infecti ee ay 4--Lucille Ball ens Gaines ' g-it's Your Move 0 on po one variety - spoken words - i 9:00 P.M, Neddebning Tine. aa tee, without prerecording. ity that 11 Donna Reed | Fractal Wirease te ae " EVA, whose initials stand for 1 check ey tae #2--Cencentration 4:00 PAM, Electronic Vocal Analog, is the --Felony Squad 7: Dateline: Hollywood | 11--$uper Comics n ar n ca e , 4 ; 4--Andy Griffith $10,000 teacher's pet of linguis- Lo MICKEY MOUSE = MUGGS AND SKEETER CAN I HAVE AUNT MINNIE WHAT KIND OF MUSIC IS THAT? s tie, HIT TUNE WE MADE UP/ YEAH, 'BOUT EVERY TIME el PLAY IT SOMEBODY TRIES TO HIT US 2 34-12-- Show of the Week 330 P.M, 11--Merv Griffin 7--Big Valley ee Hillbillies 06 A.M, nome! Dovgian 2 Pat B 7_Supermarket Sweep 4--Andy Griffith 3-6--Mr. Dressup T:38 A.M, 12--Romper Room 3-6-12--Communicate Ponte, eeveies P.M, tezerre: 9Movie 4--Movie 3-6-12--Mad Movies CROSSWORD ACROSS 1, Corrosive liquids 6. Observes 10. Billiard shot 11, Promenade 12, Biblical name 13, Pantry 15..Cattlemen 18. French article 19, Ranch worker 20. Mesh 21, Prod or hint 24, Nurse 3. Shackle 4. Perform '6. Samarium: sym, 6. Turt 7. Wet 26. Lairs 28, Shades 30. Concocts SlATTIEMESITIETT) \O|R CTA TL) [STE |AIMIATN] agus MIOINIGIRIE TL] ISIPTIN} oon EJDIOIY EEE TRISTE Saturday's Answer 37, Bull- fight ery 40. Electric current 41, Ha- walian bird 2 8 19 LS excuse ME, FRIEND. WOULD YOU PLEASE HIT THIS OUT. A COUPLE OF TIMES King Feataree Syudiontn int 1967. World tights YW noisily in sleep 38. Tibetan gazelle 39. Gleam 40, Toys 42, Baltic, Bering, etc, 43, Demurely DOWN 1. Acidity 2. Scene of first miracle Dear Dr. Molner: My boy friend went swimming three years ago and developed seri- ous ear trouble. His doctor said he had a perforated ear drum, and gave him some pills which he said might or might not stop the running from his ear. He also told him an operation could be performed but might damage his hearing. He used the pills for a while but noted no change and dis- continued using them. He has stopped going to the doctor, and just puts cotton in his ear to absorb the running. He will soon be 21 and many opportunities are closed to him. He cannot enlist in any of the armed services and cannot be a policeman as he wants to be. Is there anything that will help ea hearing aid?--Miss G Your reference to a hearing aid indicates that his hearing already is affected, but he is running a greater risk than that. The running ear indicates that a chronic infection is pres- ent. There is no reason to ex- pect it to get better by itself. It may get worse, and this sort of infection can leave a person totally deaf. There is even the risk of the infection spreading and becoming extremely dan- gerous. I would guess that the doctor soft-pedaled the idea of an oper- ation three years ago because he wanted to see whether the infection could first be con- trolled medically. That's doubt- then. But now, after the infection has persisted for three years, it's an entirely different matter. I'd send the young man off to ° less what I would have done--} By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD an ear specialist without delay. Immediate and thorough care now, perhaps an operation, may save his hearing and may save him from worse troubles, Dear Dr. Molner: What is the purpose of cutting the vagus nerve in a case of a duodenal ulcer, to eliminate pain, or to 'eng acid in the stomach?-- Neither, directly. The purpose is to reduce the excessive activ- ity of the stomach and give the ulcer a chance to heal. Dear Dr. Molner: Does a per- son 70 or older get much bene- fit from dry milk?--C. G. I think you mean powdered milk, which is then mixed with water. It has essentially the Same values as the original milk from which the powder was made. Both the protein and calcium content are of value at any age--and it's my opinion that a good many older people can trace some of their physi- cal ailments to lack of calcium. One glass of milk a day can be very useful to older folks-- more if they like it. Dear Dr. Molner: I offered to write to you for the answer to an unusual question that came up. Can a person innocently acquire lice or "'crabs" in the pubic area? Does there have to be sexual contact or can they be picked up in other ways?-- Mrs. F. McC. Crab lice are small insects. While sexual contact is obvi- ously one means of transmit- |ting them, they can be acquired innocently, just as any parasite may be unwittingly picked up. Public toilet seats can be offenders, insect} tics professor Dr. Jean + Paul Vinay. Unlike a tape recorder, EVA reads various complex factors that go into any speech sound rather than hearing the sound and playing it back. Dr. Vinay, who came to the University of Victoria last year after 15 years as head of the University of Montreal's linguis- tics department, says speech synthesizers permit "a new and spectacular approach to the sci- ence of language." "Until about 1950, it was pos- sible only to analyse speech. by the trained ear, or with the help of recording machines. Now the picture is completely altered. "We now can generate speech * by feeding into the machine severe! 'marameters (factors) such as pitch, intensity, intona- tion contours and-the elements making up vowel or consonant structure. "Each of these factors may be modified at will, enabling researchers to conduct studies on one aspect of language with non-pertinent features re- moved." 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