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Permit 23.Cityin Yesterday's Answer ry hin 5. Faint (f 24. Bone 31. Imprison 6. Weapons sleep) 7. Enemies | 16, Give 8.Over- | | 25.Storage % 32. Red, China, hel: 4 ° and Bering 34. Among 18.Lutetium: 9, Ablut 4 27.0 led , 21, Scales 29, Untidy 35. Rattan 38. Tsetse fly sym. 19.Present * 15.Longseat 30. Lounges Dear Dr. Molner: I read in your column that to gain one pound a person has to eat 3,500 calories more a day. 3-6-12--Communicate 2--Mike Douglas 4:30 P.M. li-Mick and Myer 9--Movie 8--Huckleberry Hound 4--Movie 3-6-12--Forest Rangers I'm supp gain a pound. I have to stay to gain. According to you I have to a pound.How come?--Mrs, L edly that people aren't all the lean people may require 3,000 calories a day to maintain activity, tension and metalbol- 20, Skillful 3 14 ing that much. 22. Hostler GAG To YG " 1S cream and sugar in the coffee 20 [el count 115 calories for a glass sliver of WALA, \one | 30 It doesn Pike many bigh- pop, one slice of cake -- and s ¢. time ism, would take on weight eat-jacid, and that "acetyl" comes from acetic acid. Vine- Staying on 600 to 700 calories|gar is dilute acetic acid. There- a day is mighty difficult, and|fore a vinegar odor can be being of a suspicious nature, I|noted in some brands. The dif- Gi ask people to be ultra-sure of|ference depends on the kind of 4 z th Ives. Do they count the| binder used to make the aspirin When Count Calories | Results Differ Widely; By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD really have even a moderately accurate idea of how many cal- ories they consume. Calories count--but counting For my age (26) and weight/calories isn't an effective way d to eat 1,900 calor-|for most people to reduce, I've ies a day to maintain my|found, because they don't know weight, but if I eat that much I/how to count them correctly-- and can't unless they weigh at 600 to 700 calories a day not/everything they eat, People who depend on count- ing calories usually wind up by eat 5,400 calories a day to gain/deceiving themselves, although M.|they can't deceive their bodies. 6 ; The one sure way to control My files don't show that I|weight is to develop a habit of ever used that figure, besidesjeating which is sufficient. to which I've pointed out repeat-|maintain your weight. Then you can reduce the food same in the way they handlejintake enough, periodically, to their calories. Some naturally|lose weight gradually. Dear Dr. Molner: When a bot- weight. They use up a lot ofitle of aepirin smells like vine- calories. Yet others, who don't/gar, does that mean the aspirin use up the calories in constantjis harmful?--Mrs. F. P. Aspirin is acetyl - salicylic part powder into pill form. Many are they drink? Do they forget to| virtually odorless. However, as aspirin absorbs of beer? Or 100 for a bottle of| moisture over a long period and pop? Do they, when nobody's|the tablets disintegrate, looking, grab a piece of candy,|!ose their value. This disintegra- munch a few nuts, finish up a/tion may bring out vinegar ie "that won't hurt|Odor. they Dear Dr. Molner: Do two calorie items to make 700. For|highballs harm a person if example: One ham salad sand-/taken before dinner in the eve-|drinks or two stiff ones. Hence wich, one banana, one bottle of/ning?--L. M. 8. Two highballs may merely that's 700 calories if you don't/relax one person, but make an- eat another thing, or have an-|other person act silly. Two high-|underactive thyroid may make other swallow of anything with|balls can affect judgment, driv-|it more difficult to become more calories than plain water.|ing ability, balance. And two|pregnant, but medication to cor- The fact ig that few people!highball is can mean two mild a Thursday, May 25, 1967 25 BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top Record-Holder in Masters' Individual Championship Play) Easi dealer. Both sides vulnerable. NORTH rye 9996 @KQ95 HAQ63 EAST OQI652 | THE OSHAWA TIMES, The bidding: , East 'Pass, South 1 NT, West Pass, North 6 NT. Opening lead -- ten of spades. Many contracts seem impos- sible to make at one point or another of the play, but quite a few of these can be saved by keeping a cool head and seeking a solution not readily apparent. Here is a typical case. South is in six notrump and West leads a spade. South can count nine tricks in spades, hearts and diamonds, and he _ therefore needs three more in clubs. To give himself the maximum chance of making the hand, he takes the spade lead with the ace and cashes the ace of clubs. This is a safety play to guard against East's having been dealt the singleton king, a hold- ing that would cost South the slam if he attempted a first round club finesse instead. When East shows out, a criti- cal situation arises, since ordi- nary methods cannot now pro- duce the three club tricks South needs for the contract. Obvious- ly, West will not go up with the king if declarer crosses to his hand with a heart or a diamond and leads a low club towards the queen, To overcome the unlucky club break, South must arrange to endplay West so that he' will yleld three club tricks regard- less of how he elects to defend. South cashes three hearts and three diamonds, ending in dum- my, at which point this is the position: Wrest 98 K108 Declarer continues with the king of diamonds, discarding a spade from his hand, If West also discards a spade, South cashes the king and leads the jack of clubs, rendering West completely helpless. If West dis- cards a club on the king of diamonds, South simply plays a club to the jack to make the contract, Canada Tops In Trade Increase LONDON (CP)-- Canada led the rest of the Commonwealth by a wide margin in trade growth during 1966, says a re- port by the Commonwealth sec. retariat. The report shows trade within the Commonwealth fell last year for the first time in five years. Value of trade between the Commonwealth and the United States increased, largely as a result of expanded U.S.- Canada commerce. The 26 - nation association altered its normal trade pattern by collectively importing more from the United States than from within the Commonwealth itself. The Commonwealth sys- tem of tariff preferences is de- signed to encourage trade among members. In the Commonwealth as a whole, both exports and imports to and from all parts of the world increased, But there was an unfavorable trade gap be- tween ictal imports worth $45,- 879,000,000 and exports of $41,- 472,000,000, Canada, with estimated 1966 exports worth $10,461,000,000 and imports of $9,961,000,000, ac- counted for more than half the total increase in Commonwealth exports and about 85 per cent of the total rise in imoprts. SALLY'S SALLIES "What we need is an econe omy-sized can opener." it depends on how you tolerate alcohol . Note to Mrs. V. N.: Yes, an rect this is not difficult,