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re | THIS ts CERTAINLY. = LOVE TO COOK, IF HAD MORE THE OSHAWA TIMES, UNCA DONALD, OH, NOT THAT KIND WE HAPPENED) ~ Al RY DELICIOUS! PRIVACY IN MY APARTMENT I'D INVITE YOU Monday, April 17, 1967 24 WE'VE JUST BEEN TS OF 4 HAPPENING- TO BUST THE i! WHAT IN THE HINESE DINNER, . Pp IG. o ONE OF THE OLD-. 9 ORL -- ry of LO ~~ ---- ems FASHIONED KINO. SNTHE VINDOW } | 'oi \ W 1a is ; S Aina y, BRIDGE be re =) HIPSTER THINGS - ¢ j bad . Pe ZN oo B eruelly B epee e By B. JAY BECKER ceded the H <a (Top Record-Holder in Masters' a : n Individual Championship Play) 1ers Show --c s | : fe high level io 7 5 ___ FAMOUS HANDS is one of j a) North dealer. } in which S i North-South vulnerable, usin; amusing North dealer, sed series North-South vulnerable, 5 fe Monday F NORTH ee ARE THE MULES ALL "S) WE ARE || ALL RIGHT/ LETS GET UP INT The series S mi ONE, TWO--ONG, TWO, THREE--)] [I'M PRACTICING MV CHA-CHA TY THOUSAND LOADED, SA 2 f P INTO 4284 i 4 RIERS' BALL MAILMEN | i 7? SARGENTO?/ READY THE HIGH COUNTRY / THEY'/LL wg Aaitetoteensc| "em eneecee' it | Poeun oun, ee SAREDO RIDES INTO THE BOX R70 Go.) | Never CATCH Us Now! 5 Skis ent was ON OUR POORBELL?) 4 |Ap( ong, TWO--ONE, TWO:-) || A SWINGER! CANYON 00 +f, a" was 7 / NO WAY OUT OF HERE... WHAT DID |. West whe series i 93! ze piEy DO WITH THE WAGONS ~ | | #39653 102 » has lost =| 1 cm -Ce 3 hal y | 9Q94 @T3 unting for eS Sa (=) | @852 Q3976 eplace To Y < [<=] &103 HEQSE ssword for bo} -- | sue Bal ght: Saga a P-- @AIS2 >, 8.30-9.30 KG OA eS = bAIOCS | _ The bidding: North East Sonth West Pass Pass lh Pass 1¢@ Pass 29 Pasa The attempt to bring In wanted criminal Leroy Burke erupts in gunfire. YOU -WITH THE LOAD O'MATTRESSES -- CAN YOU MOVE UP A COUPLA INCHES P 49 Pass 69 Pasa _Dble(!) Redble Opening lead -- two of dia- monds. It is a fact that many famous hands you read about have lmore of a background than | |meets the eye. In most cases, the hand has jeither a hero or a goat to make } 'the story more _ interesting, THINK TWICE" \BaR H though sometimes it is nothing BEFORE HITTING THE | | more exciting than an excellent DOOR,..GIVESME | |bid or play that makes the hand TIMETOGETOUT | he ogg . . _ i | Thus, in the accompanying bo us TEENS Lk |deal played in the Vanderbilt jteam of four championship in DE SS E> Ee SRE RS EE ES Ez! 1952, you might wonder what SAVE ON 3 OF PONTIACS MOST POPULAR MODELS NOW!! --, .... coupes pacts ih | Derieee t i on ae f ge) : 'wr, 'TRADING POST SALE!! @ LAURENTIAN | a. pag veer ~ Mills Men Are Men ot T iH i L i * - Mi iL LS ae OTORS LT } e 723-4634 [oped see -- S. plained by Dick Kahn (West) @ STRATO CHIEF - Sr Se ooo wo wor.6--6wmamam CU SCL aS CL StL WS |have a game, and they had bid : a non- vulnerable game and LI'L ABNER SECRET AGENT X9 who reported the hand for the |Bridge World magazine in these |words: | "This was one of the more linteresting hands in the quali- fying round--the fourth board in our match against the Ed |Marcus-Morrie Elis team. Peter Leventritt and I were feeling Beene es HUBERT made it on three finesses. So we SHE NEEDS A Little TELEVISION LOG needed points by the time this CHEERIN' UP / , deal came around. Channe: 2--Buttale 10:30 P.M. 11:30 A.M. f "I led a diamond. Marcus Channe! Barrie é--Dragnet 9--Magistrate's Court TRUPY! IS THIS layed a low t to th Channei 4--Butfale 4--Password 7--One in a Million played a low trump to the king Channel 6--Toronte 3--Probe-Profile 24-Hollywood Squares and returned a club. Peter -- Channel 7--Buttale 12--THE Cat | 4-Dick Van. Dyke Show who couldn't very well know Channa! Somncener | Cheaters a woo Hed NOON about my queen of trumps and Channel W--Hamitton | ogg a News SToronto. Today who had to do something to Channel 12--Peterdorough | Weather snd Sports | 8-2--Jeopardy =| |make his psychic double stand MONDAY BVBNING | | 11.20 P.M. | ore i] |up--ducked the club lead, and {kines tse sags' ae | 4--News, Weather, 3] |Marcus put in the nine. \--Family Theatre VN--Plerre Berton re BM || "I won with the ten and 8--Superman 4--Greatest Headlines | 12--News 4) |shifted to a spade. Declarer ToHlghway Patro 11:3) PA Movie }] |took this with dummy's queen Passport Se tarioht | 12--Movie ' jand led the {ramp ten through ie-otilistns talene 11.35 PM, | cae Se | |Peter for a finesse. I won with &--McHale's Navy 3--Inspector. Maigret | &--Eye Guess o| jthe queen and exited with an- eNews i 11.40 PLM, | 64--Search tor Tomorrow other spade. Marcus cashed the Ie HOP a sean | 2 -Chevanne Sa) | +News Weather, club ace and led a low club; I 4:00 P.M, $--Girl from UNCL® =| g_Merv Griffin ruffed with the nine of trumps, A How's Business Ho 12.00 AM. | 12:45 P.M. Down two--1,000 points! i 6--Gilligan's Island Byer tal of A Weather, | recede oy Ad THE MILKMAN "That was quite a double of , £1 syesitts, Senrts Sports | --Thearre WANTED HIS CHECK, Peter's--he didn't take a trick!" i see rurtpay | atin tata AND MOTHER PELL Me F .M. irginia Graham | LL in: N--Pi Berton 9--Unl Alt iad { apn Weer, | REM tat | LU BOWN THE Dominion Coal : FB -M. 4--Meet the Millers BASEMENT "115 4--News 'l--Albert Steed if | Ns sy a Spend $2 Million F 4 cilinane piste See ae AM, iia 44--As The World Turns ean g --Dialing or i" -8--| " i "Pan ana vit For Doll | : 8 ze een 2 Deal : genes ee Domin- ras | B MA Newlywed Game ton Coa oar spend Eauiewestern: Hayes | uoeeeeaner | Sooner Gur Lives $2,000,000 on modern equipment Cable. Wenhas é-Ronnle Frudden | 2.0 P.M. for Cape Breton coal mines te an 7 ' om le jobby _-- | 30 PM. 8--Crossfire 1 So Mpselb: i contiies be taken over soon by the ----------____-- oniial ae a--Pick A Show 7--Dream Girl oe federal government, Energy JTWVESTOR R.C. KLONDIKE HAS BEEN BLUNTLY PEN aL ANd en 7--Iron Horse Re lal lag $--Coronation Stree Minister Pepin. announced Fri- THREATENED BY GRINNELL WHEN THE OLD MAN BY AGRIZELY ONCE? FIND THAT ANIMAL'S 4--Gilligan's. Island | 4--Love of Lite 7-8--Doctors day, DEMANDED PARTICIPATION IN THE RUNNING OF NEAR TOOK THE SKIN PELT DECORATIN' TH Ag) paige gaa Vee rtatle Senees :00 P.M. | He said the equipment will be EVE'S APPLE OFF MY BONES. ag 7: t seantitt, tJeck Latenne | gataromner'wonts leased to Dominion Coal Co. ~ os es < " es 9--Bewitched 10:00 A.M. i Ltd. "on a monthly basis at a HE'S MORE i, \ J es 4 eo 7--General Hospital ly ln LIKE A GRIZZLY ae IN, * HL | Soar ternite | NOES buyrene | saree et «=| YOUR HEALTH nominal rental" so it can be | Bg oeeartenealy 4 ert) hee ret verges $2-Snap 2udgment 4:25 P.M. installed and used to prevent -" ' -- vii : : = plign a de / § FU A Sie ba, Pray as be a tala deterioration of the economic : =] WerPecasianel Wile Schools 1--You and Your S ' H | ds B th situation in the area while legis- 8--Captain Nice 11--Morning Time initia n 0 rea g lation and agreements on the a 7--Saga ot Western op hgactured Phrases 9 confidential ' bay = Bagel are begs pon gh a . Z e It's Your Move . ie government now is draft- 4--Lucille Bail 7: Dateline: Hollywaod ba " 4 Py Py . = "itty | Lememranmeet | Loewen | Until Blue In Face ing 'egisltion to establish =) Veeretiel unctiog || seein 28--You Don't Say Crown corporation to acquire _ 3612 The 'Saint $4-ibetiod Helene supe ie and operate Dominion Steel and 4-Andy Gritfitne fi Tis0e A.M, J a wit Lae By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD Coal Corporation's coal mines i1--Merv Griffin Teale Dougie it dd in Cape Breton. The new corp- 7--Pevton Place ar. and Mra. Sei2communicate (Dear Dr. Molner: We have a,on until they become uncon-|0T@tion will start off with a 5: 4--Johnnie Ray 8--Pat Boone i 5,000,000 federal grant -- $25,- Wake Diddy Productions fl 2 10:00 P.M, 7--Supermarket Sweep | %--Mike Douglas |daughter, 4, and a son, 13/scious. Then they relax and|?.? 0 bi a ~ World Rights Reserved d 7--Big Valley 4--Andy Griffith 4:0 P.M, months. Since eight months the|promptly begin to breathe auto-|200,000 for rehabilitation an } - 4--To Tell The Truth 3-6--Mr. Dressup 1--Zorro iF ' P : iio operation of the mines and $20,- ' 3-612--Front Page 2--Matches and Mates 9-Movie jboy has begun to hold his|matically. In other words, na- 000,000 for development of new a aa lge vai Ske brs Bradt Movies breath, usually when he cries,|ture protects them from harm-|: di ti ' th P' The Ni wa On for You lor we walk away from him|ing themselves. Bact, anveeman, aa bef s10. BS |when bk gain be held, or his) 4 dash of cold water or an 000 ae ter the new industry 2 CROSSWORD [Sister takes @ toy from him. lice cold towel is all right if, for|funa. = lhi Oh lector advised ferpinn some reason, you want to snap jhim, throwing water in his face,|him out of this quickly. I have KEEP WOMEN OUT > ACROSS DOWN 15. Per- ORIASMNBIAlvo) jor we him, and thinks it/reseryations against -- slapping LILLEHAMMER (AP) It =| 1, Japanese 1, Tempest tumea fHo(oic ts RETIN {is probably: temper. |which, in your case, does no a ie dry 2. German 17. De- A zismsio) |. When we ignore him he turns|good anyway. was a near thing but women (x) measure royal voured [E/DISMNBIAVMESIkIi| |blue, his eyes roll back and he| pon't ask me what kind of |2%¢,,Still_ excluded from this = 4, Minced family 20. De- LIEOMETIA IN] becomes unconscious. The Mag tart ie town's fishing club cabin. The oath 3. Bullfight layed OUITISTIAND Unc! | shortly he begins to breathe and '¢s!8, he will have at the chil-|vote to keep the club all-male 7. Entire ay 21.Current fFipivganielrigrioe) jopens his eyes. Slapping him dren's hospital because I'm not|was 19-18. 9.Egyptian = 4. Pant 22.On fire [Li MOIOMMWIRIAIP|S| |does nothing; water in the face cs dasha that "e needs oe dancing 5. Girl's 23. Ex- GIRIE|T Mat [O[TA Har j _|The question, rather, is how AND THE COPFBE POT IN THE wre sane amined EETUNEMTION |e] [brings him out of it imme-\ oe aie te vour tusband wil| SALLY'S SALLIES FREEZER! diately. | 12. Abscond 6. Send 24, Italian . ; \demand before he is convinced 13. Skid forth river Saturday's Answer My husband feels that it's not that this is an.emotional quirk, ji 14, Knights 7.Examina- 25, Sesame 35. Bulging temper, but something organ-| not an organic trouble. Frankly 15. Floral tion 30. Correct jar ically wrong. He does it only|y can't think of any organic ail- leaf &. Medley 31, Skin 36, Voted when my husband or I am pres-| ment which causes a child to} | enclosing 10, Stick to 32, Kill "yes" ent. This began when I started/jolq his breathe when his par- a flower 11, Planted 34, Plunder 39. Milkfish work, but he never does this ents are around, but not when cluster when my sister is taking care/nis aunt is taking care of him 16, Copper --Y, ~"y\ 2 {3 a 15 16 yijza \ot him. : 7 bch nae aa 4 a5 ae I We plan to take him toa chil-! Dear Dr. Molner: A friend 18, Man's VA, dren's hospital for tests. What|who reads books on naturopathy nickname a2 VA3 kind of tests will he have toladvised me to do certain exer- 19, Shosho- Z have?--Mrs. M. J. cises on a slant board to correct}, nean 14 Gi Children, like adults, differ inja mild hernia. About the time 20, Rodent "ete, personality, quirks and habits.|I purchased the board I learned | 22, Indentured \6 17 MAA ® Breath - holding, generally re-|that I also have a hiatus hernia, \ 26, Amphibi- aaa ; y ete garded as one form of temper|Do you think my exercises on iN WS Pe an YW 444 Y tantrum, is a trick which some|the slant board are advisable? emma 27, Bolivian Le ildri let M "Well, he is the type that lets it 22 123 124 75 children stumble onto. Why they 4. M. everybody walk all me oo do it the first time, I don't! No, I don't think exercises over him, so--" - pnp 1a Y, 77 7 WY |know, but when they get a lot | will do anything to correct any 33, Ovinenia /; WY, of attention that first time, they type of hernia. 37, Man's 28 YG 30 ]31 [32] {keep on. dormant that could harm some- name Vs YA, La The eight pages of your letter} Note to J. H.: Infectious hepa-jone else even though you no 38, Farina, 33 34/55 56) 37 (which I am not printing) do|titis would have no connection|longer are bothered by it. You ceous Ty Yk not ,contain a solitary thing|with gout. You ask why the|can compare it (if you don't try 39. Field Y, which ddesn't 'sound entirely|blood bank will not accept do-|to draw too close a simile) to 40. Roman 40 Y aI normal for a child his age. nations even though the hepa-ja "carrier of various germs, magistrate Y/, Ignoring a child who holds hisjtitis no longer exists. It is a]You will not give the disease to 41, Miss Hiller aL Yrs breath is the best treatment, in|/precaution--it is difficult to bejanyone else by contact, but giv- 42, Father //, VY) 174 my opinion. It is quite common|certain that you may not have|'ng a blood transfusion might 43. Affix 4-17 |for these breath-holders to keep|some hepatitis virus remaining!harm someone. So we play safe. ' : OX > \ \