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WHAT UI ; eae WiTH THE WAGON | * sor | $Q3 95852 | @AKQI4 | 4107 | The bidding: | West North East South 19 3 Pass 3NT | Opening lead--king of hearts. | This deal occurred in a pair |championship. The bidding was f inot the same at every. table, |but at most of them South be jcame declarer at three no 3-4-12--Yunday 2-4--Andy Williams 10:30 P.M, | 11--Music Go Round 4--What's My Line 11:00 P.M, 1--Movie 2-3-6-8-11-12--News, Weather, Sports 4-9---News 11.25 P.M 4--Greatest Headlines 11:30 FM, 11---Mystery Theatre 4--Movie Movie 7--News, Weather, Sports #--Johnny Carson 2--Merv Griffin 11.35 PM, é--Movie | 11.40 PLM, | 12--Spectrum 9--Insight 12,00 P.M, 7--Movie | MONDAY | 5.00 A.M. 9--University of the Alr 4--Captain Kangaroo 30 A.M 11--Albert J. Steed 9--Romper Room 8:55 A.M. 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The outcome depended largely on how West chose to defend, and recorded here is what transpired at three dif- ferent tables where South play- ed the hand at three notrump. At the first table West led the king of hearts and was then faced with a difficult decision of what to play next. With eight solid clubs staring him in the face, West decided that the best jchance of beating the contract was to play his partner for the ace of diamonds Accordingly, he led a diamond at trick two in the hope that East would take the ace and re- turn a heart to defeat the con- tract three tricks. This didn't work out very well when South, much to West's discomfiture, took the rest of the tricks te make six notrump. At the second table, West IM JUSTGETTING Gd READY,G-MAN... mam KNOCK ON THE DOOR AND MAYBE I'LL DOOR SEDANS 262 KING cashed the A-K-Q of hearts, on and when East signaled with ST. WEST the eight of spades, shifted to a low spade. East took the ace, 723-4634 returned a spade, and West cashed three more spades to de feat South three tricks. like precision. Here, also, the opening lead was the king of hearts, but at trick two West \shifted to a low spade. East won ies functioned with machine- CROSSWORD ACROSS 45. Facing 21. Cebine 1, Marsh : Sint yond Pied |with the ace and returned 8 6. Louis! " \heart. : cae Peers pebade d The unfortunate deelareyr, 11. Dutch 3. Puts to rene looking at 13 tricks. he was painter flight pi heal ready to cash if he could only 12. Liquid 4. Measure 23. Gi i jtake the lead, sat by helplessly - part of fat "of land Bay las the defenders cashed six 13. Sky-blue 5. Ice had5S | |hearts and four spades to de- 14. Burn 6. Covered fn the ) |feat him six tricks -- 600 points, 15. Discourage with 4 Super | So the upshot was that while 16, Ring bushes Bowl: jall three declarers played the. | result 7. Mexican abbr. jsame contract against the same 17, Thus dog 24. 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Wading LU Z knitting needle, and your bird acream made Momma 41, Jots ' bag Y AUPE E: . 42, German nee : Gi ' Photographer 'With Quakers 44, Remains | BOSTON (AP)--A_ free-lance | YOUR HEALTH |Photographer who, jo ined a e Quaker group on their voyage to North Vietnam said Thursday Warts Are Removed By Simple Surgery |he got the impression the United By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD | States 'would have to kill every {person in North Vietnam' to [win the war. Ivan Massar, 42, of Concord, N.H., who returned home Wed- nesday night, said he believes North Vietnam would open eace negotiations if the U.S. ' p Dear Dr. Molner: So many of} Most of the disasters after!stops bombing, '"'but it has to jus young single girls are con-/childbirth are a result of weight he more than a 10-day cessation cerned with our figures "to be." fluctuation, not of having ba- of bombing." After having children, we've bies. The yacht Phoenix returned to heard, the breasts never rerun The breasts are to a large ex- Hong Kong last Monday Se Oe ee ee fatto tings, and A een WES de The (edi oF thesy | Weight is very likely to have its way there will be little differ- effect there--along with other once in your figure before and 9---Movie 4--Dialing for Dollars Virginia Graham 7--Fugitive é--Luncheon Date 4--Meet the Millers 3--Movie 1. P.M. | 2-8--Let's Make a@ Deal | 4-6--As the World Turns 00 P.M, } 7--Newlywed Game } 12-6-4--Password 28--Days of Our Lives | 2.30 P.M. 1a--Calendar 9--People in Conflict 7--Dream Girl 6~Coronation Street | 4--House Party 2-4--Doctors 3.00 P.M 9--Words and Musle 7--Genera! Hospital | 4--To Tell The Truth 3-6-12--Take 30 7--Superman | | 1--Super Comics | 9--1 Love Lucy | , 7 3-6-12--Communicate jdevelopment, and some girls pregnancy. A gain of about 20 develop faster than others, so a|lbs, is reasonable. More than \girl in her teens who isn't very|that means excessive fat orjheld your letter as you asked, 4--Movie $+12--King's Outiow }nous normal cases The proper way is to keep|tologi Need they change? Can we places. after. s er girls hope for the futt sami there by. diaster?. Can, There are women who, un-| Underlying this advice is a desired effect be achieved?-- sane A hana IN at vd much. more important matter : 'things easy, an o eat too0'than tape - measure worries. coat ar J., the Girls much, when pregnant. I wince Keeping weight within sensible xan chal to think of some who have|limits means you will be. Years ago I had a college pro- gained 30, 40, yes even 50jhealthier, the baby will be fessor who used to say, "It isn't/pounds. A good many of them healthier, the delivery will be what people don't know that/never get their figures back. It easier, and the risk of compli- |causes the most trouble; it's the/is among these women that you cations is greatly reduced. things they know that aren't/hear the story that childbirth so." jmade their breasts too large. Dear Dr. Molner: Should So you girls are jumping to' At the other extreme are|warts be removed and which is conclusions that aren't fact. . |some who lose weight after the the best method?--Mrs. H. M. Having children has very lit-/baby is born. Whatever tempo- Ordinarily warts disappear by tle to do with size of the breasts.|jrary enlargement there wi) themselves eventually, although Just looking around at young |during pregnancy, plus actual|they aren't always quick about mothers who have kept their/weight gain followed by loss, |it. Removal is usually because figures ought to convince you--|leaves them flatter than before. |they are painful--as on the sole | 4-It's About Time 4-News i iguri | 3-6-12--Flashback 3.30 P.M, |but instead of looking, you|And a large gain, followed byjof the foot--or are disfiguring. 28--Walt Disney N--Marriage lseem to have been listening to/equally drastic loss of weight,|Simple office surgery or cautery 3! MM, onfidentia . i F : i jiakouee Per cian ey \calamity howlers. And of course|means that the tissues have/usually suffices, but if scarring it's the calamities you always|been stretched, and afterward would be important, your doc- hear about, never the multitudi-/ become flabby. tor may send you to a derma- plastic surgeon or other Mere maturity brings some weight within reason during | speci Note to W. S.: I have with- i-Firebail XLS" lbusty at times develops further fluid--in the tissues or within but the answer to your question | 9--Mavie }when she marries and has chil-|the uterus. is no, cancer cannot be trans- &-Yoo! Beer |dren. But that is far from the| Let yourself gain slowly; re-|mitted by contact, and cannot major element involved, main physically active. That'be transmitted by bedding.